Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Carter G]I haven’t done any mongering for a few years, and figured is was time to maybe give it another shot before I get too old!

This was my first time at Evergreen. I had a little trouble finding it, but just kept looking for the 1404. I live in the DC area and regularly read the Washington DC and Baltimore forums. DC and Howard County were my previous playgrounds but it appeared to me, that even with the extra driving, Evergreen showed more consistently favorable reports, and was the place to go. A high probably of an attractive provider, and low probably of any LE or troublesome folks in the general area.

Noonish on a Sunday. Mine was the only car in the lot. I went inside, was greeted by the Mamasan and lead upstairs. The hourly. 7 was collected. A few minutes later, Amy appears in a tropical short skirt and top. She is really cute, petite, small hips with well-done bolt on breasts and "hey Baby" chatter. Age? Who knows. I thought she could pass for twenty-something, but that’s just me. She could have been older.

Downstairs for an enjoyable, "didn’t miss no spots" table shower and mouthwash, which I took to be a good sign. Back upstairs for the session. The room actually had a door instead of just a curtain, which I like.

I go to my pants pocket and pull out a Ben Franklin, set it on the side table, Amy leaves for a few minutes, returns and then a 25 minute? Genuine bona fide relaxing massage follows. She wasn’t just playing around. She gave me a great massage, but a great massage wasn’t what I had cum for, I mean come for.

On the flip, she left again for a minute or two for protective equipment. I undressed her at her request, started with 69, a little dog, a little missionary, a little Cowgirl, and back to doggie for the finish. Total post massage to the doggie finish time maybe 10 minutes? Rest for a few minutes, clean up for a few minutes, and a few minutes after that, I’m out the door.

Total time at the establishment was maybe 50 minutes or so. I didn’t feel rushed. I spotted another provider smoking in the parking lot as I was leaving who was not IMHO nearly as attractive as Amy was. I believe I was the only customer during the visit.

Amy was attractive and willing, but there were some language issues that made flirting and joking around difficult, and somehow the end game rhythm just wasn’t right. I don’t know, maybe it was just me. I would recommend Amy, but the cost of frequent mongering and the drive from DC (about three hours round trip) will probably keep me from going back any time soon.

This visit would not have happened if not for this forum.

Live well and enjoy life.[/QUOTE]That review was great. Definitely makes Evergreen stand out. It's the best one I've been to in my life bar none.

Anyone asked for the two-for? Worth it?

[QUOTE=Beemjin]I tried the Apple a few times in the past, the service was great (when next to the pizza place) aweful (last June, girl wanted 1.5$ for fs). Just wondering how things are there now. Been to the Evergreen but geting tired of the same old.

Thanks[/QUOTE]I was at the Apple Spa a few months ago.

There is a door at their parking lot on the upper level and one on the lower level off of a side street. Use the front door. They will have to make a special trip downstairs to get you. Do not park at the resturant or the neighbours place. They told me that if I was parked ther I would get towed. If you need to park in the doller store and walk over to the front door.

1. I enjoyed the table shower better at evergreen then at the apple spa

2. I was put in the sauna for about 5-10 minutes after the shower to dry off. I could have done that with a towel

3. The English was better at the apple spw vs evergreen.

4. Extra's were offered on a return trip as the lady I had did not know me. So read these forms and book an apt with a lady who has good reviews here. Evergreen the extra's were not a problem on the first visit

Sorry I do not rember the name of the lady who I was with.

I have found Apple to always be hit or miss. I went there Thursday night and got Nana. Older kinda of overweight. Great massage. After the flip I thought she was going to yank my dick off. Should have walked out but had been driving all day and was happy to get a massage. Evergreen is the place to be,

Hey guys,

I've read the mostly favorable reviews. I've been very close to making the hour drive to check it out. Just how deep is their line-up? It sounds like about 2 girls. What happens if the "good" one is booked. Should I wait?

I enjoy my "hobby" in B-more these days. But, I want to sample the AMP sometimes for a little variety. Any advice?

Hello Gentlemen, I apologize if this request would be out of place, but, as I am new to this site, I may not appreciate any subtleties or "etiquette" here. As I'm sure you are all aware, the adult scene in the Central PA area has been LAME, to put it mildly, for quite some time now. I have been an Outcall Agency manager/owner around the area for many years (mid 80's), but lately, it has been a serious ***** for us to find good new talent in the area, and frankly, alot of the Ladies in B-more, DC, & Philly won't come here to work no matter what I do. Anyways, from the little that I've read on here, you all seem to be a very nice bunch of guys, just trying to be helpful, and stay informed about our mostest favoritest subject. PUSSY! My agency has been looking for a fresh new face to add to our team for some time, with very little luck of late. So I figured I would go ahead and take a risk, and ask you Fellas (just in case) someone may know a sexy WSW in the area of Central PA (most interested in HBG, YRK, LANC). She needs to be upscale, White or Asian, over 18 of course, slim, and HOTTT, . Pref. Not too used up & jaded. I realize this is a long-shot, but what the hell. I'm searching for a Lady on the streets, that may want to take a step up to the Call-Girl scene, and my agency could be a huge assistance to a Lady like that. If you have any information, PLEASE email through the system. And BTW, yes, this information would be worth something to you.

[QUOTE=Insanedc]Hey guys,

I've read the mostly favorable reviews. I've been very close to making the hour drive to check it out. Just how deep is their line-up? It sounds like about 2 girls. What happens if the "good" one is booked. Should I wait?

I enjoy my "hobby" in B-more these days. But, I want to sample the AMP sometimes for a little variety. Any advice?[/QUOTE]

I don't really want to flame you, but you give me bad vibes. You've posted in four separate forums that you don't want to make an "hour drive" and want recommendations. Where the hell do you live that you are only an hour away from Gettysburg, Reading, York & Lancaster?

You throw around some basic info that anyone might know, you obviously haven't read past the last three posts in any forum, or you'd be able to glean recommendations, and most of your posts for addresses of places can be answered by going to yellowpages.com.

I'll post this message in each thread that you've posted.

Am I crazy or something?

Dude, your request is out of place on these forums. If you don't have any information on services, then please don't post on this site.

[QUOTE=M Quibblings]Hello Gentlemen, I apologize if this request would be out of place, but, as I am new to this site, I may not appreciate any subtleties or "etiquette" here...[/QUOTE]

Had a stressful week and no luck mongering in either Hagerstown or Frederick so I decided to hit Friendly's Friday afternoon to see what they had.

"Kim" was available and she looked ok enough and I've only had good times here before so I said what the hell. Big mistake.

She kept asking me "you here before" even though mamasan knows my and know I'm not a prick cop. That annoyed me. During the TS I knew it was a mistake to see her. She didn't touch anything while I was on my stomach and had to push her hand down there while I was on my back. She playfully smacked my hand and said "no". Grrrrr.

Massage was awful. I mean it was like an RSVP massage. On the flip, she wouldn't let me touch anything. I even tried the Jedi Mind Trick with no luck. She motioned if I wanted HR and agreed just to get out of there. I ended up finishing myself off because she was so annoying that Little Anakin couldn't get up from her.

I made the decision not to tip anything. I rarely do that but a) She didn't make me feel welcome (no hug, kiss on cheek, etc.) b) TS SUCKED! C) massage was mediocre and d) I had to finish myself.

Just made a bad week worse. Wish I would have passed as I could have used that money to have a few lap dances down in WV.

I drove by the apple spa last night and I saw that the name chamded to "Stress _____". I thing the second word was way or it was stress away. Sorry I could not rember the second name but the first name is Stress.

I drove by the apple spa. The name has changed to Stress away. Their phone number was on the new sign as 717-264-2641. I have not stopped in to see if they offer the same services or rates.

Was at Stress away about 2 weeks ago, it is now oriental mass., not sure what it was when it was apple.

Was .7 hr and had a happy ending, girl was about a 6 ot 7, cant remember her nam, but was tiny, like 5-5'1 and maybe 100 lbs soaking wet, all in all had a good time.

I stopped by Evergreen Friday about noonish (big mistake timewise) They were busy.
Tina meet me at the door and gave me a big hug and kiss like she always does, she escorted me to my room downstairs, took my 70 and tip like she does from me, I was under the impression she would be my attendent. NOOOOOOO Grandma-san comes in "You want shower??" She leads me to the shower were another lady was just coming out. Dont know her name but she was smokin' hot. Any way Grandma-san grabs towel say "face down" and give me the fastest shower I every had. The U.S. Navy would be happy with this shower time for not wasting water! Granny throws me into the sauna, where I finish drying off. I then go back to my room downstairs, turn on the radio and lay down on the table. When Lily walks in. I ask where's Tina?? "She busy" Hmmmm well ok. I got the worst massage ever, just a light touch while she was blowing on my butt. After a few minutes of this (remember the radio?) I tuned it to a classic rock station and heard a song and a half. She says "flip over" WTF, that wasn't a massage. "All we got time for, We busy busy". She then climbs on top and give a so-so bbj. I was laying on my back looking at the uglyest, hairyest kitty ever. It was hovering about 18 inches above my face and could smell it from there. I shot quick just so I could get out of there. When I got back to my car, I put my watch back on and about 40 minutes had passed. Most of that time was spent waiting to be showered and waiting in the room for the girl.
It will be a long cold day in hell before I go back there again. What a bummer.
Before I got there I called, and Tina answered, I asked if I could see her and will be there in 10 minutes and mentioned where I was on I-81 and would be right there. She said ok, well....... goes not Your mileage WILL vary.
I think next time I get the urge, I'll break out a porn tape and have Rosie and her hand maidens visit.

I hear you. I got crap service the past 2 times there. Won't be doing that anymore. Unfortunately I've been seeing girls from CL down in Baltimore since Hagerstown SW scene has been driven away from the cold!

[QUOTE=Sundance88]I stopped by Evergreen Friday about noonish (big mistake timewise) They were busy.

Tina meet me at the door and gave me a big hug and kiss like she always does, she escorted me to my room downstairs, took my 70 and tip like she does from me, I was under the impression she would be my attendent. NOOOOOOO Grandma-san comes in "You want shower? " She leads me to the shower were another lady was just coming out. Don't know her name but she was smokin' hot. Any way Grandma-san grabs towel say "face down" and give me the fastest shower I every had. The U. S. Navy would be happy with this shower time for not wasting water! Granny throws me into the sauna, where I finish drying off. I then go back to my room downstairs, turn on the radio and lay down on the table. When Lily walks in. I ask where's Tina? "She busy" Hmmmm well ok. I got the worst massage ever, just a light touch while she was blowing on my butt. After a few minutes of this (remember the radio? ) I tuned it to a classic rock station and heard a song and a half. She says "flip over" WTF, that wasn't a massage. "All we got time for, We busy busy". She then climbs on top and give a so-so bbj. I was laying on my back looking at the uglyest, hairyest kitty ever. It was hovering about 18 inches above my face and could smell it from there. I shot quick just so I could get out of there. When I got back to my car, I put my watch back on and about 40 minutes had passed. Most of that time was spent waiting to be showered and waiting in the room for the girl. It will be a long cold day in hell before I go back there again. What a bummer.

Before I got there I called, and Tina answered, I asked if I could see her and will be there in 10 minutes and mentioned where I was on I-81 and would be right there. She said ok, well. Goes not Your mileage WILL vary.

I think next time I get the urge, I'll break out a porn tape and have Rosie and her hand maidens visit. [/QUOTE]

I think I may be hitting it up tomorrow. I'll let you know how it goes.

It has fallen off a bit. Grandmamesan does the showers. It was busy when I was there though so it's understandable. I had a decent time although I don't know if the really good looking women still work there.

Greg Styles (or whoever) -

Did the old lady at least get her funbags out for viewing/grabbing? For that kind of money, I'd at least want to see some titty during the TS.

Sorry to hear of such a bad experience, but you get + rep points for strong humor factor. Unfortunately, Jackson doesn't use the "rep" part of the vBulletin software.

[QUOTE=Sundance88]Any way Grandma-san grabs towel say "face down" and give me the fastest shower I every had. The U.S. Navy would be happy with this shower time for not wasting water! Granny throws me into the sauna, where I finish drying off. I then go back to my room downstairs, turn on the radio and lay down on the table. When Lily walks in. I ask where's Tina?? "She busy" Hmmmm well ok. I got the worst massage ever, just a light touch while she was blowing on my butt. After a few minutes of this (remember the radio?) I tuned it to a classic rock station and heard a song and a half. She says "flip over" WTF, that wasn't a massage. "All we got time for, We busy busy". She then climbs on top and give a so-so bbj. I was laying on my back looking at the uglyest, hairyest kitty ever. It was hovering about 18 inches above my face and could smell it from there. I shot quick just so I could get out of there. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Southpaw]Greg Styles (or whoever) -

Did the old lady at least get her funbags out for viewing/grabbing? For that kind of money, I'd at least want to see some titty during the TS.[/QUOTE]

When I was there, Granma-san was wearing a dark colored t-shirt. You could tell she wasnt wearing a bra, at least I guess it was her nipples poking out from around her belly button. With out her top she could probably toss her boobies over her shoulder!! How ever, if playing with grans titties does somthing for ya .....go for it buddy!
hey just kidding

[QUOTE=Wm Forfun]Was at Stress away about 2 weeks ago, it is now oriental mass., not sure what it was when it was apple.

Was .7 hr and had a happy ending, girl was about a 6 ot 7, cant remember her nam, but was tiny, like 5-5'1 and maybe 100 lbs soaking wet, all in all had a good time.[/QUOTE]So was there a required tip in addition to that .7 or do let you decide?

I liked it when the girl did the TS but I guess they might have done away with that for a reason. I was thinking about going for two ladies next time just as something to spice it up. Any idea if this is a good idea?

There have been a few recent posts about how Evergreen has seamingly let their standards drop.

I have not yet been to stressway. But each time I drive by these places Stress away does not have any cars in their parking lot or 1 if they are lucky. Evergreen will have 2-3 cars. It is hard to tell how many vehicles are parked at evergreen with the fencing and house provideing some nice cover. Evergreen is open till midnight and I just drove by tonight around 11 and there were 3 cars in the lot. They must be doing something better than stress way.

Went to stress away about 2 weeks ago on a Friday night not busy when I got there but then the doorbell kept ringing. The girl (and I use the term loosely) had to interrupt my shower to go to the door and let the new guy in. Short shower and long massage at the flip asked if I had been there before then negotiated for a BJ for 3 jacksons rushed and inept is the discription I would give it. I will try the evergreen next time. I would love to try a soapy massage or at least a both bare shower somewhere anybody know where to try?

Greg Styles -

I'd go for the 3some if you can afford it and they have enough talent handy to do it. I've had plenty in the past at some of the York massage parlors in the 90's and it was always a blast (in more ways then one!). Nothing like lying on a table with a girl on each side sucking one titty, then turning to suck another while getting jerked off :)

I did vist Stess Away when they were Apple. Cost .7 for TS an Rub down. .6 for HJ.

Is there anything in Waynesboro?

After lurking awhile I will offer a report.

Checked stressaway last Tuesday around 1:00 pm. Just me there, got an ok TS and a ho hum type massage. The girl tina (not the evergreen one) seemed mechanical and not any enthusiasm. On the flip she ask what I wanted so a HJ was provided. Was ok but mechanical like massage was. I had paid. 7 to the house and gave tina. 2. Kinda cheap I know but I was not impressed. Tina said the min was. 4 so I apologized for not having more money with me.

On the whole, tina was 6, TS 4 or 5, massage a 4, HJ 4. Hope others do better, I won't bother with the place again.

Based on the reports even though Evergreen has fallen off (i.e. is busy often) it still sounds like the best bargain for your money. The only thing I didn't like with the changes was grandmamesan doing the showers but that might be a liability thing.

[QUOTE=Beef Man]I drove by the apple spa. The name has changed to Stress away. Their phone number was on the new sign as 717-264-2641. I have not stopped in to see if they offer the same services or rates.[/QUOTE]I drove by stressaway slightly after 9:00 last night (friday) and they were closed. If you plan on visiting I would call first to make sure they are open. I have called evergreen in the past and they stay open quite late.

[QUOTE=Beef Man]I drove by stressaway slightly after 9:00 last night (friday) and they were closed. If you plan on visiting I would call first to make sure they are open. I have called evergreen in the past and they stay open quite late.[/QUOTE]The public opionion stated that both were raided a few nights ago.

2 year investigation?

[QUOTE=Schlitz]The public opionion stated that both were raided a few nights ago.

2 year investigation?[/QUOTE]

Hmmmm, a 2 year investigation??? I've been to Evergreen several times in that 2 year period.

I found a link to the busts. But not much info
[url]http://www.publicopiniononline.com//ci_7938758?IADID=Search-www.publicopiniononline.com-www.publicopiniononline.com[/url]

[QUOTE=Sundance88]Hmmmm, a 2 year investigation??? I've been to Evergreen several times in that 2 year period.

I found a link to the busts. But not much info
[url]http://www.publicopiniononline.com//ci_7938758?IADID=Search-www.publicopiniononline.com-www.publicopiniononline.com[/url][/QUOTE]Well, that sucks. I haven't been to Evergreen in a while, but that leaves us with nothing :(

[QUOTE=Sundance88]Hmmmm, a 2 year investigation??? I've been to Evergreen several times in that 2 year period.

I found a link to the busts. But not much info
[url]http://www.publicopiniononline.com//ci_7938758?IADID=Search-www.publicopiniononline.com-www.publicopiniononline.com[/url][/QUOTE]

Gee -- Maybe you bumped into a cop who was collecting -- or leaving -- evidence...

[QUOTE=Max #01]Gee -- Maybe you bumped into a cop who was collecting -- or leaving -- evidence...[/QUOTE]

Gotta say one thing about the ladies, they did a pretty good job keeping us monger seperated. I was aware of other guys, but never saw their face. Hope they reopen soon.

[QUOTE=Darth Vader]Well, that sucks. I haven't been to Evergreen in a while, but that leaves us with nothing :([/QUOTE]Stressaway looks closed every time I drive by it. Evergreen still has one or no cars when I drive by. Activity has deffentilaty slowed down but it looks like evergreen might still be open. I would call first before you drive there.

I posted in the Hagerstown form of wn escort I saw (last week). That might be the better route to go for the time being.

Beef Man

Evergreen IS open. Stressaway has a note on door that they are closed and will reopen in future.

Has anyone been recently?

[QUOTE=Inkjet187]Has anyone been recently?[/QUOTE]I was in the mood for a backrub on Friday and stopped in after work. There were 3 other vehicles in the lot including New Hampshire & Virgina plates (they must read USASG!) I rang the bell anyway and the woman available (besides the mamasan) was just too old for my taste.

As I left I bumped into another old monger coming in. And that douche bag blocked me in! Luckily for me the NH dude was leaving as well and I was able to squeeze out.

So yes, there are there and apparently not lacking any business

[QUOTE=Darth Vader]I was in the mood for a backrub on Friday and stopped in after work. There were 3 other vehicles in the lot including New Hampshire & Virgina plates (they must read USASG!) I rang the bell anyway and the woman available (besides the mamasan) was just too old for my taste.

As I left I bumped into another old monger coming in. And that douche bag blocked me in! Luckily for me the NH dude was leaving as well and I was able to squeeze out.

So yes, there are there and apparently not lacking any business[/QUOTE]Was it grandmamesan or just the regular mamesan. I think regular mamesan is decent.

[QUOTE=Inkjet187]Was it grandmamesan or just the regular mamesan. I think regular mamesan is decent.[/QUOTE]The 40ish one. Yeah, she's not bad. I've actually never seen gradmamesan. Maybe she is the one they busted?

[QUOTE=Darth Vader]The 40ish one. Yeah, she's not bad. I've actually never seen gradmamesan. Maybe she is the one they busted?[/QUOTE]Yeah grandmamesan must have been the one to go down I guess?