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[QUOTE=Craven Morehead]The Racine streets have been a bit dead in the last couple of weeks - maybe it's the cold. Early one morning I got chased out of a street off Douglas in the hood by a 4 young thugs in a car. So I decided to cruise S Mammarial for a few minutes until the heat died down.
I've been staying away from Simpleton, but I expect to run into her working in a fast food joint.
CM[/QUOTE]
Fast food...there's a scenario...so many jokes too.
In a moment of desperation I called Simpleton only to find the number was no good. That means she's unreachable & I haven't seen her on the streets in the last several months. I hope nothing bad happened to her.
So after this disappointment I drove Douglas one evening & picked up a Karen - a big girl with a full shirt & thick coke-bottle glasses that must have made my dick seem even bigger to her than it really is. She said she just got out of bible class! Now there's one I'd never heard before. And as she gave me the treatment I could picture her blowing guys in the back row of the church. Or servicing the church leaders for a cut of the money off the collection plate. She was a quitely spoken gal and this bible story did fit with her personality. She wouldn't give me a phone number & seemed just a bit nervous, saying she'd only done this 3 or 4 times. But the smoothness of the therapy made me think it was 3 or 4 hundred. I'll watch for her again & next time ask which church she goes to. Of all of Lefty's stories I don't recall one about him picking gals up in churches-but who knows with him.
CM
[QUOTE=Craven Morehead]In a moment of desperation I called Simpleton only to find the number was no good. That means she's unreachable & I haven't seen her on the streets in the last several months. I hope nothing bad happened to her.
So after this disappointment I drove Douglas one evening & picked up a Karen - a big girl with a full shirt & thick coke-bottle glasses that must have made my dick seem even bigger to her than it really is. She said she just got out of bible class! Now there's one I'd never heard before. And as she gave me the treatment I could picture her blowing guys in the back row of the church. Or servicing the church leaders for a cut of the money off the collection plate. She was a quitely spoken gal and this bible story did fit with her personality. She wouldn't give me a phone number & seemed just a bit nervous, saying she'd only done this 3 or 4 times. But the smoothness of the therapy made me think it was 3 or 4 hundred. I'll watch for her again & next time ask which church she goes to. Of all of Lefty's stories I don't recall one about him picking gals up in churches-but who knows with him.
CM[/QUOTE]
CM,
This is one of your funnest posts yet! But it kind of gives me a new perspective on "Bible thumping"...
About 5 years ago a friend introduced me to a woman who worked in a church office, and no this is not a Lefty story. My friend had a "friendship" with her for several months prior to me meeting her. After several emals back and forth I went to the church where se worked to meet her. As she was giving me a tour of the church we got to the chior room where she gave me a very nice BJ and I returned the favor by DTY. My friend told me she liked to watch guys masturbate and love to play with the twins. We played at her work place one other time where she gave me a BJ with a handshake finish. The last time I played with her was 3 way with my friend.
Here is a picture of her pu**y.
Here's the morning news from the streets of Racine:
Center: Empty
Jakato: Empty & has been for months. New year's resolution is not to waste any more time or gas going there.
Memorial: One shadowy figure seen at about 5am, then gone when I went back.
Douglas: When I 1st hit Douglas a gal in an old car pulled up to me & signalled to take down the window then asked for 25c for gas for her tire. I told her I was broke. She drove past me 5 times going up & down Douglas. It made me feel bad that she had a bad tire doing all that driving. Some time later I saw her walking on Douglas so I stopped to pick her up. I asked her about the tire & she said it was fine. What a relief. Imagine being stranded with a dead car on Douglas. But now she needed money for gas! She passed 3 of my tests: She got right in my van, she said she wasn't LE & she put hand on dick when asked. I started talking about a transaction & she said she didn't want to talk, just wanted me to drive. That's when I made 2 right turns & took her back to her car. She definitely wasn't LE, just a sad person with no enthusiasm for anything except driving. She got out with no hassle so I called her back & gave her 5.
Other things on Douglas that morning were a skinny gal in a white jacket seen who was gone when I got back to her. And a guy I passed 3 times waiting on a corner. Then when I went around again he was on the other side of the street waiting to go in the opposite direction. Also didn't seem like LE.
Here's a photo I shot some weeks back but never posted it. It's outside the can store opposite the old NRS. There's a 4 inch hole with a camera inside pointing directly at the Winner's Circle-a place known by the locals for regular busts. Watch for it.
Craven
Here's the evening edition of the news from the streets of Racine:
Center: Empty, but I've almost never seen anything here anyway, and ditto for 13th, cops.
Jakato: One possible bsw, but did not look good, I wouldnt give up on this one yet, the immortal Stacie used to be found around here. There were cops all over Mt Pleasant busting somebody.
Memorial: saw 1 bsw, but an LE cruiser was parked across on the side-street either watching for mongers, dealers or running radar or all three.
Douglas: I saw two out, one was a fucking TS!! So beware! Its slim, black, about 5'10 ish, tonight it was hooded and would not pull back the cover so I wouldn't let him in which pissed him off and then the voice went deep! Gave me chills!!!
Racine: After 2 years the fucking road work is finally completed!!! Yeah! But nothing walking along the new smooth pavement tonight.
State: dead as always, been years since I saw one along there.
16th: not much out and no SWs, same for Taylor
Washington: lots of cops, saw a wsw by the junction hanging by the stoplights, she gave me the nod, but she then wouldn't walk over to the car, seemed like strange behavior so I split.
Man this town is under a serious police lock-down! I shit you not.
At the corner of Memorial & 6th in the quickie mart parking lot there must have been 15-20 LE cars vans and suvs staging for something big, looked like a SWAT thing, very scary!
But me being the monger that I am, never thought of skipping town at that moment as I had just reasoned out that being that most of the Racine LE was very heavy & busy fucking around on the south side, I should now move over to the thinly covered and possibly exposed east & north sides of town and ply my trade there.
And then sure enough, eureka! I found what I was looking for! Picked up a couple of strays who were walking around together and had my way with them both! Hehe.
As went to go on our separate ways after the deed, we all laughed uncomfortably at sound of all the sirens wailing off somewhere west of us off of N. Memorial.
I just have to say that Racine is home to the best goddamn high school football player I've ever seen, and he's now going to play for the Wisconsin Badgers. National Championship is within reach.
Happy hobbying!
Sir P-Woo-hoo! Sounds like you scored a 2fer. Where did you take them? Any good details?
Last week I picked up KK for some superb action. She was visiting from Chicago but knew of a great place for us to hide. I had her take her top off so the tits (hers, not mine) were flopping around like crazy as she did some high speed headbobbing. I went back 2 nights later and found her on Mammarial again for a repeat. She's back in Chitown now.
CM
[QUOTE=Craven Morehead]Sir P-Woo-hoo! Sounds like you scored a 2fer. Where did you take them? Any good details?
Last week I picked up KK for some superb action. She was visiting from Chicago but knew of a great place for us to hide. I had her take her top off so the tits (hers, not mine) were flopping around like crazy as she did some high speed headbobbing. I went back 2 nights later and found her on Mammarial again for a repeat. She's back in Chitown now.
CM[/QUOTE]
Yes, I did! And don't think I wasn't pinching myself all the way back home too!
I felt like a man of steel, a real swinger! As I gave them both a nice long workout and there was no rushing or complaints.
One was very petite maybe a size 5/6 and had an amazing little kitty and the other gal was just plain nice looking, she was a bit of a sex kitten and really was into it.
As to where we went, I wish Racine had a few motels with hourly room rates, but since it doesn't, we instead had to find a decent parking lot. We then took turns working out in the passenger seat. Although the accommodations were tight. they were very satisfying, which almost worked better since one person was able to keep watch the whole time while the others were "busy".
I really cant believe my good luck mongering since Oct. (minus the robbery in Milwaukee) and the good run on flukes lately. First my Zion stripper honey, then the cute PR gal I found in Waukegan, and now this double score. Which means I now have enough good/safe options that my street & CL exposure is significantly lessened, especially in these times of busts & stings. I hope it lasts...
Tonight I went for a follow up visit, the girls were great again. The snow was pretty bad, but there just wasn't anyone out on the streets as I dove back out anyway.
I spotted a hottie on Mammarial one night this week & as I went in for the pick up I couldn't believe my eyes. It was Simpleton with a huge makeover. She was happy, friendly, had grown her hair out with highlights & smelled like she'd just got out of the shower & sprayed herself with Walmart's finest purfume. The service was fantastic. The best blowjob I'd had since January 7th & maybe the best this year. It felt like she had vaseline on her lips & she caught every drop. I get so pissed at gals who say they'll do CIM then don't. Next time a gal does that she'll be licking it off the ceiling.
CM
[QUOTE=Craven Morehead]I spotted a hottie on Mammarial one night this week & as I went in for the pick up I couldn't believe my eyes. It was Simpleton with a huge makeover. She was happy, friendly, had grown her hair out with highlights & smelled like she'd just got out of the shower & sprayed herself with Walmart's finest purfume. The service was fantastic. The best blowjob I'd had since January 7th & maybe the best this year. It felt like she had vaseline on her lips & she caught every drop. I get so pissed at gals who say they'll do CIM then don't. Next time a gal does that she'll be licking it off the ceiling.
CM[/QUOTE]
I know what you mean, theres nothing like finding an old friend is there? Especially when its as good or better than the last time.
I picked up Simpleton again a couple of times recently and had some more great performances by her. She likes to talk with my goop in her mouth & this week she carried on a pretty good conversation with me until she got out & walked away with that stuff still sloshing around in there. She tells me she has a boyfriend, so now I'm getting jealous. But now I know why she's so good at giving head - she's been practicing. She's good at blending in when she walks along Mammarial and doesn't wave at the traffic or do jumping jacks like others I've seen.
CM
[QUOTE=Craven Morehead]I picked up Simpleton again a couple of times recently and had some more great performances by her. She likes to talk with my goop in her mouth & this week she carried on a pretty good conversation with me until she got out & walked away with that stuff still sloshing around in there. She tells me she has a boyfriend, so now I'm getting jealous. But now I know why she's so good at giving head - she's been practicing. She's good at blending in when she walks along Mammarial and doesn't wave at the traffic or do jumping jacks like others I've seen.
CM[/QUOTE]
This is great...you're jealous of her boyfriend..and I'm STILL jealous of you.
WHAT THE.....?
From the MJS:
Racine to enforce tinted windows law
Racine - Got tinted windows? Better beware of law enforcement.
Beginning in February, the Racine Police Department will be cracking down on vehicles now violating window tinting laws.
Lt. Ray Knapp, public information officer for the department, said in a news release that the reason for tint laws is safety; deeply tinted windows impair driver visibility, especially at night. In addition, police officer safety is an issue when officers cannot see a driver during a traffic stop. Public safety is also enhanced when officers can see into a vehicle to enforce child safety restraint laws and citizens can more easily identify someone who flees from the scene of a crime in a vehicle.
During February, officers will be stopping cars with obvious illegally tinted windows and issue them a 10-day warning ticket. Officers will verify the degree of tint with a hand-held meter. The $83.80 ticket will be dismissed if the violator comes back to the Police Department within 10 days to show that the illegal tint has been removed.
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I plan to get rid of my tints & wear a mask in my van while doing the deed...
Craven LessStoopidLaws
Also from the MJS:
Ex-judge accepts plea deal on sex charges
Racine- A former municipal judge who had been accused of requiring two women to perform sex acts before they could get their prescription drugs has accepted a plea agreement, according to Racine County District Attorney Michael Nieskes.
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Did this guy work at Walgreens? "Before I give you your meds I need to explain a few things. Come outside to my car & I'll show you how to put them in your mouth. Push them all the way to the back of your throat like this."
Craven
I have a question. Just moved back to town, never really been into the SW scene, I think I'm too much of a chicken for it. But, with Nancy Rae's being one of the things you should try before you die, I'm thinking I give it a try once. What are the prices? How much for the massage itself and then what's the general range for tips?
Nancy is taking a dirt nap.
[QUOTE=Quietguy578] But, with Nancy Rae's being one of the things you should try before you die, I'm thinking I give it a try once.[/QUOTE]
A) I cant stop laughing at this question!!
B) Nancy Rae was like 90 when she passed away around two years ago and the dump closed for good.
C) I cant stop laughing at this question!!!! LOL
Seriously, you need to read the archives and I think you'll quickly realize that you missed nothing.
Same place, same people and same price.
If you like older and skanky try it. You have to ring the bell to get in.
Nancy Rae's was open for some time after she died, and for all I know, its still open...I think it was $40 for a naked handjob...
Maybe look in the yellow pages under "Oldest Trick in the Book"
Simpleton's head skills are so good these days that I called her for another get together. As we were driving we passed a bunch of cop cars & she got agitated that it might be her cousin that was being busted. Simpleton said she wasn't worried about being picked up by LE as she's "changed her hair & wearing different stuff now"! I finally asked her how many guys she sees a week & she said 5 or 6. That gives me an idea how much she makes from us hobbiests - probably not enough to pay rent. She said she's been asked for free sex but turns guys down that ask for it. It seems this gal has class - she wants $15. Like she said, she's not just some cheap h0.
Man! It's cold out there tonight. If I had a woman I wouldn't even send her out on a night like this. Makes me glad I have phone numbers-even if only Simpleton's number works.
Craven
Greetings all,
In regards to NRS, I have been there quite a few times, and have always had a good experience. It is $40 as a door fee (this includes a release), but with a tip you can get a topless or nude massage. There are four ladies working there and all are a bit older, but they know what they are doing. I have found that Sandra offers the best massage, but all do well with the HJ.
Thanks,
KITT
[QUOTE=Kneadin Kitty]Greetings all,
In regards to NRS, I have been there quite a few times, and have always had a good experience. It is $40 as a door fee (this includes a release), but with a tip you can get a topless or nude massage. There are four ladies working there and all are a bit older, but they know what they are doing. I have found that Sandra offers the best massage, but all do well with the HJ.
Thanks,
KITT[/QUOTE]
OK, what's the real deal on this place? How old is "a bit older" -- 30's, 40's? Is someone like Sandra, for example, reasonably attractive? Is the place clean and safe? Are extras available? Etc. For those of you familiar with the Belvidere MP's, I'd rate the Executive as an 8-9 and Cest le Vie (sp?) as a 4-5; how would Nancy Rae's rate in comparison, for those of you who are familiar with all three?
Mary is the youngest around 42.
Sandra is about 45 and on Oxygen.
Sandy is 50 something with tits like hardened silicone.
Alice is upper 50 to 60s.
Hs is always good
[QUOTE=Robert387]OK, what's the real deal on this place? How old is "a bit older" -- 30's, 40's? Is someone like Sandra, for example, reasonably attractive? Is the place clean and safe? Are extras available? Etc. For those of you familiar with the Belvidere MP's, I'd rate the Executive as an 8-9 and Cest le Vie (sp?) as a 4-5; how would Nancy Rae's rate in comparison, for those of you who are familiar with all three?[/QUOTE]
OK, Now I have not been to Cest la Vie or Nancys for years. My memory says that If Cest la Vie is a 5 then Nancys is a 3. But that was when Nancy was still alive. It was cheap and local, but thats it. Might be different now?
I do think that all massage mongers need to go at least once to Cest la Vie and Nancys. Just for the nastalgia!
Be safe all!
Can you say GILF? (dare I say GGILF?)
Lets just say it a last desperation play when you strike out with all the regular sources. I have posted a long time ago that every mongerer needs to go here once, just to see what rock bottom feels like. Not to say its all bad, they have good technique, but you will need to close your eyes and imagine your favorate celeb or porn star to keep it up, unless you are packing some vitamin V.
[QUOTE=Ted101] I have posted a long time ago that every mongerer needs to go here once, just to see what rock bottom feels like.[/QUOTE]You guys make it sound like its some sort of sick passage into mongering manhood in Racine! FUCK THAT!
I can't see paying some old ass granny to yank on my willie! Hell, I can do that for free and not throw up or feel dirty! And with all the available Racine SWs (some right in front of NRs) that are between 21 and 40 who are walking around on pretty much any given day or night and are willing to give BJ's & FS for $20-60 it makes no damn sense to get a HJ at NRs for more cash no matter what the nostalgia factor is! And then when you open your eyes back up its like ewe yuk! I was gummed by somebodies Granny and she make me cum.
I haven't been to CLV in years but whenI was there I thought it was a 10. Hot chick, FS was 160 total. Never been to ERS. NRS is a 1. I was there two times. The second time I had Alice and saw her naked, who ever said she was 50-60 was generous. She has got to be 65+. I can't believe I went a second time. I'm not going back. The only advantage this place is that its an indoor venue and there is low risk of LE problems as opposed to street action for those that need to be descreet.
[QUOTE=Sir Phukzalot]You guys make it sound like its some sort of sick passage into mongering manhood in Racine! FUCK THAT!
I can't see paying some old ass granny to yank on my willie! Hell, I can do that for free and not throw up or feel dirty! And with all the available Racine SWs (some right in front of NRs) that are between 21 and 40 who are walking around on pretty much any given day or night and are willing to give BJ's & FS for $20-60 it makes no damn sense to get a HJ at NRs for more cash no matter what the nostalgia factor is! And then when you open your eyes back up its like ewe yuk!! I was gummed by somebodies Granny and she make me cum...[/QUOTE]I'm sorry, but I take exception to your comments. I'm 62 and some of the best lays I have had are from women in their 50's and 60's and yepper, some are grandmothers. Perhaps you might even reach my age and realize what an ignorant statement you made.
[QUOTE=Paul Stearn]I'm sorry, but I take exception to your comments. I'm 62 and some of the best lays I have had are from women in their 50's and 60's and yepper, some are grandmothers. Perhaps you might even reach my age and realize what an ignorant statement you made.[/QUOTE]OK, so I guess a little respect is due, and I'm glad you made it to 62. But I'm in my 40's so I'm not that far behind you. So I'm not a kid anymore and I'm certainly not a geezer either, or at least not for another 10 years!
Seriously, I did not mean to offend you or any of the other more "seasoned" mongers on this board, so you guys can take that for whats its worth.
As to the grannies thing, sorry man, but as a statement, I meant it. And as such, it stands. And not you (or anyone else) is gong to change my mind on that point.
IMO: Anyone in this business who is over 50 (or 60 heading towards 70+) and is still turning tricks is just gross! I mean really, how many TENS OF THOUSAND's have gone before you! Someone like that has handled more Wisconsin sausage then the Johnsonville packing house! But to endorse it and encourage anyone else to pay for it certainly makes no sense at all. Note all the disclaimers from all the other mongers who give a recommendation on this place.
But I'm glad there are people who can enjoy the sicker and more nostalgic things in life, like vacuum tube B&W TVs, old Lefty posts and Nancy Rae's.
[QUOTE=Sir Phukzalot]IMO: Anyone in this business who is over 50 (or 60 heading towards 70+) and is still turning tricks is just gross! I mean really, how many TENS OF THOUSAND's have gone before you!!! Someone like that has handled more Wisconsin sausage then the Johnsonville packing house! [/QUOTE]I dunno, even if the gal turning tricks is only 25-35, that's still hundreds of sausages before yours. How many does it take before it matters? I mean, yeah, doing it after 40-something is a little different, but I can see someone over 60 being more comfortable with someone over 50, rather than someone 35 years younger.
One must realize that some men have a fetish for the grannies and more power to them if that's what gets them off. I for one do not like the 60+ set but have no qualms with the men who do. Everybody has certain mild kinks and some folks have different kinks. Some guys like the oldies and that's cool. Especially if it's all safe and in the privacy.
Hey, I'm sorry for getting everyone all fired up. I was trying to get a point across to someone with a little sarcasm. I know it doesn't always carry over in text, but it's my nature to be a smartass. The more important part was that I at least be brutally honest about the place. It is what it is. I would rather warn-off a fellow mongerer from a place that he may not be into. Then we all would read about his terrible experience for the next month on this board. But if you enjoy the company of a mature provider or just don't care what she looks like, then NRS is a good, safe (verses a SW in a back alley) option.
Speaking for myself, I have been there several times before. With all the crackdowns on CL from LE, and all the overpriced, overhyped & self-absorbed escorts that are out there, NRS may be an option for me down the road. I can't just fly off to Aruba or Canada for quality action at reasonable prices whenever I want, and after a couple close calls, I have given up on the SW scene.
The point to all of my ramblings is that with the current state of hobbying in SE Wisconsin/ NE Illinois, we have to live with what we have. Many people, myself included, have used NRS as a punchline in our reviews or answers. If that offends somepeople or if turns the stomache of others, that's life. The irony is that some of us may be current or even future customers of the place, so if that make us hypocrites, then so be it. But with new members to the board asking the same questions every three months or so, I suspect we will still be having this argument all over again.
If anything, remember this: The point of this board is for open, honest discussion of our hobby, if you want fiction, read Penthouse Forum.
NRS is a 1 on a 10 point scale. It's also a 1 on a 100 point scale. It has its place & it must serve a client base or it would have gone out of business long ago. It's like staying at a sleazy motel - it's not your 1st choice but you would go if you were desparate.
We should stop calling the place NRS because they've taken down the cheesy handpainted sign. This week I saw a big sign above the front door proudly announcing their new name: No Loitering.
Craven
I have to agree that over the years I have had much less BS and much more service from SWs who have been around a few more years than ones who are young. I have always found that women over 40 know more about pleasing someone. Not to say that a young SW can't give me pleasant dreams for months afterwards just that in my experiences the more experienced ones have been more pleasant for me. Just my 2 cents.
Alright, alright, I've heard enough about this old love bullshit, I mean really who cares at this point? As far as I'm concerned, go ahead and roll the grannies at "No Loitering" I don't care! So please lets just move on.
The real question is where have all the SWs been?? Well I have a report from this week:
On Thursday last week I picked up this Puerto Rican sw with half broken glasses on Memorial, said she was into girls and loves to eat pussy, but I just kept pounding away and told her to tell me some more shit about the finer points of how to eat a pussy, she just smiled and I swear she got wetter.
Tonight as I was heading back out of town, I saw the prsw out again at the corner of 12th & Memorial, but I opted to keep rolling for more fresh meat instead.
I spun over to Douglas, and I spotted someone who I'd picked up last fall; Jenny. She's a stocky 5'2 ish, about 150 wsw that dresses like shit, BUT if you get her undressed you will be shocked to find a pristine pair of DDD's under that sweatshirt! This one is actually one of those sws that I really like to bang, and she really gets into the sex too, has a good attitude and a nice little box as well. But again, I was in a driving mood, so I passed on her too.
Finally I hit pay dirt; I spotted Stephanie, I've posted about her before she kind of strolls the Memorial & 14th area but only very rarely. Shes a wsw blond with a kind of a country girl look, and I have to say, the winter has been very kind to her as she gained a few pounds since I saw her last year and in all the right places too!! WOW did she look hot! Easily a 8/8.5 on the SW scale, in other words, if she showed up at your door as an escort you would be very pleased.
I saw a few others out as well, but nothing worth mentioning here mostly off Douglass if your into black chicken-heads; one more thing, it seems that with the increased foot traffic out there were also more LE cruisers out as well, but they didn't seem to be messing with anyone.
I had a newbie ask me for some advice today, and after getting ready to link him to the info I was looking for, I suddenly realized just how hard it was to re-locate.
So here they are once again from back in 2005. I also combined a few other posts where I pretended to know what the fuck I was doing on the street as well and added a few little tweaks as I read though.
One thing is for sure, a Craigslist/escort companion edition to these rules may be in order, as I've had a number of things that change significantly when I step out of the car and into the workers domain.
Have at 'em, I hope they help.
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1) I’m in charge, so don’t tell me what, where or when I can do anything in my fucking car. If you don’t like it, get out and walk some more. You need the money more than I do!
2) Don’t fuck around with my radio! Don’t change the CD/MP3 music or news that I have going, and don’t reset the fucking stations either. And don’t hand me your CD of ghetto shit to play either…unless it make you really horny.
3) Don’t light up ANYTHING in my car, I don’t want your smoke (cigarette, cigar, pot or crack) stench in my car period.
4) If you have any drug paraphernalia or drugs on you keep it where I don’t see it and be sure to take it with you when you leave. I don’t have a drug problem, I have a sex addiction problem and that’s enough for me. Jail time/fines for your shit left behind and found by some over enthusiastic cop that wants to search my car is a very scary thought. NOTE: ALWAYS pull into a well lit area and search the fucking car!! If it’s not your SO than it may be a friend or a cop that finds your “hooker droppings”. I once drove home with a used condom stuck to the passenger side of my car!! Imagine my surprise the next day when I saw that!!
5) I’m not your fucking taxi. I don’t want to buy you a pop or anything else before we do business or when we’re finished, expect that the ride is only back to where I found your ass or somewhere else on MY way, meaning I don’t want to run you all over fucking town after I’m done, I just want you out of my car. You don’t have to go home, but you got to get the hell out of here… Watch out for the gotta pick up something at my “friends house” that is code for I NEED to buy DRUGS! Leave her as soon as she gets out, YES DITCH HER- you can be sure at this point that she doesn’t give a shit about you, your safety or if you get busted along with her for drugs. Think of how you'll explain that at your job, family or to your SO.
6) Don’t ask me for a tip, you’re not a fucking waitress!! We already negotiated a fee for your services. If I like you and you really are that special then I might flip you something extra, provided I’m in a cash burning mood. But if I really wanted to waste cash and tip someone for doing what they are already supposed to be doing, I would just go to the local strip clubs like Texas Jays or Baby Dolls. That I way I could flush my fucking money down the toilet like all the other suckers that sit in those places who think its cool to over tip and not get laid or get laid only after blowing a month’s salary.
***Oh yeah, and don’t ask me for your money up front either! I don’t pay ANYTHING before we stop driving AND you’re getting yourself undone to do your service either! Guys, allot of these girls will run off with the money, please don’t fall for the “let me get a room” or “check to see if someone is home first” shit and hand the cash over, because you’ll never see her again.
7) Give me the fucking condom wrapper!! If you go ahead and open it, don’t shove it some stupid crack in the door or under the seat or leave it on the floor mat! I hate having to search for that shit later, and I really hate having to explain why someone (like my SO) has a fucking condom wrapper stuck to the bottom of their shoe or pants when they get back out of my car! BTW: That really fucking happened too.
8) I provide napkins, condoms, and hand cleaning shit, you can use it when we are done too. But don’t fucking rush me while I clean off your residues from off of my body or my car seats. I'll take care of disposal too, I don’t want my leftover DNA matter dumped all over anyone’s neighborhood, it pisses off the neighbors and then they call the cops, so afterwards there’s no good places left to park.
9) DON’T TALK ABOUT ANY SEX ACT AND MONEY IN THE SAME FUCKING SENTENCE, and don’t do it before you get in the car! And if you’re hanging on my window yapping like that, I will ditch your ass or drive off. This is the stupidest way to get us both busted, if you’re not already a decoy, I’ll think you are!
10) Don’t tell me how bad your life is and why it sucks, I’m trying to escape from my own reality. And while you’re whining and complaining about your life (which now brings me into your fucked up reality) I now I feel worse about being a monger than I already do, no thanks!
11) No I’m not a cop, and if I was an undercover cop I probably would lie just to entrap you. Asking me this age old, stupid question does not prove a fucking thing to EITHER of us. Fact is, I won’t trust you until your sucking my cock and even then, I’ll be watching you like a hawk to be sure you don’t rip off any of my shit like my phone or my wallet (if I’m dumb enough to have them on me)
12) NO, I won’t go to your favorite secluded parking spot. And NO, I won’t go in your crack house or hotel room. And NO, I won’t run into the store for you, and leave you alone in my car. It makes the words: AMBUSH, SET UP, and ROBBED or CARJACKED rush into my mind. Not to mention I don’t want to explain how the fuck you were able drive off with my car either!
13) No I don’t trust you, I don’t want to, and I probably never will, and why should I? I've been out here for years, and you'll be lucky if I ever see you again. You SW's move around so much it's tough to find you ever again and ever develop a trusting relationship much less the one time I meet your ass. Then if I do see you again, 9 out 10 times you won’t remember me anyway!
14) Always be suspicious of a SW who is on a cell phone, 1st off they rarely have money and the means to support a keeping a cell phone (unless they just ripped off someone) and in the areas we generally find them they risk getting robbed for having something of value on themselves, so ask your self why is this chick on the phone AND trying to stroll? Answer: because it’s probably a set up!
15) BE EVEN MORE WARY OF CHICKS THAT WONT GET OFF THE PHONE, be it a payphone or cell phone, this is a classic set up, with either a robbing pimp/dealer or a decoy that’s in contact with LE on the other end. Example: I watched a sting operation in Phoenix, AZ going down on Van Buren near the airport. I had driven past by this fine ass LE decoy, and while slowing down I noticed she was on a cell phone (Nextel) but was still eyeing everyone driving by, and not really moving (another flag) either. It still didn’t feel right, so I pulled into the parking lot of the Mexican restaurant about 100 ft up and notice this dude sitting at one of the outdoor tables (with no food) talking on a Nextel phone as well, and his beeps are matching hers from across the lot (flag #3)!! He was trying like hell to maintain constant eye contact with her too, (flag #4) hmm. So naturally I had to give him some shit, knowing how fucked up the set up was for other mongers and started asking him questions, like directions to the airport and was this a safe neighborhood? Is the food good here or what? Since I’m from out of town, etc. He finally gives me hard look (like only a LEO can) and says GO have a nice day, but he’s really busy now! I ended getting a taco there eating it there, then driving off, but not before I noticed he pulled out another police radio from his pocket while I was eating, so that confirmed enough for me.
16) Lastly never let a SW “borrow” your phone, generally its to call in for drugs (just think, if they call a known dealer and the cops are monitoring that number your going to get nailed or questioned), or it could be to try to snatch the cell from you, but lastly, some SW's will try play scams on you, especially if they find out your married or that it’s a work phone, so they’ll call themselves to tag your number on caller ID for themselves and cause issues for you later after your gone, like trying to bribe you or whatever.
Just be careful out there, we as mongers put ourselves at great risk not just from LE but from the whole criminal element when we go out a ’huntin.
Sir P-
[QUOTE=Sir Phukzalot]
But I'm glad there are people who can enjoy the sicker and more nostalgic things in life, like vacuum tube B&W TVs, old Lefty posts and Nancy Rae's.[/QUOTE]
Now this is getting better than when Lefty was writing on the Milwaukee board :)
My experience has been, that the young ones are ok for HJ's or BJ's but just don't have the skill or experience to knock your socks of on the FS.
Several months ago I picked up a 50 +year old granny and spent most of the evening with her and when we bedded down she offered me anal poochie style, gosh! I thought I am not Lefty and didn't have a condom so I refused to enter and finished up from the front in her hot wet kitty also a plus the old Granny's don't knock up that easy like the young ones do unless you find one that's already prego
[QUOTE=PeeWee] Granny's don't knock up that easy like the young ones do unless you find one that's already prego[/QUOTE]
That's because most of them that age had their uterus's fall out by 30!!!LOL!!
Anyway, here's a Racine report:
Wednesday night: saw no less than 8-10 sw's all over the damn place and in all flavors too; white-black-brown. The best one was over by Washington at the gas station next to the Memorial overpass. Wow! couldn't make the turn fast enough to swoop in for the kill as she must have either been grabbed or ducked into a spot where I couldn't see her :(
This morning around 2 am hit the streets again, saw about 5 out, met up with a really nice BSW looked like one of the Supreme's, she was thin about 5'8" with "big hair", great bod', small rack, she was a very good time with a nice attitude. Must have been 25-30 which I know is way too young for most of you granny pumpers...