Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=ThaiVictory; 1192192]I hit Happy Spa on 5-11-11. Girl at the door was dumpy forty something Korean (at least.) No personality. Every attempt at conversation by me was met with silence or a grunt. Apparently thought I was a cop so we had to play that game, too. I asked how many girls were working and indicated I had quite a bit of money for a party. Silence. I was losing interest. In the room her tease massage was good enough but then she killed the lights to hide her blubber / stretch marks. Absolutely refused to BBBJ. I was bored but decided to go through with the retard. I hadn't had release in over a week so I hit it doggy for a few minutes and then came and left.

$.60 total. Compounding my depression another girl came out to say Hello, and was twice as goodlooking as mine had been. Although she was no raving beauty, either. Will somebody PLEASE tell me why Korean AMP's in the Midwest CANNOT seem to employ women under 35. It's infuriating. Nothing but potbellied sows. I hate to be negative but it might save somebody some money. HIRE YOUNGER WOMEN! [/QUOTE]Unfortunately, this isn't simply being negative. This post is hateful. Retard? Potbellied Sows?

Wow. .

[QUOTE=Tremolo; 1192598]Unfortunately, this isn't simply being negative. This post is hateful. Retard? Potbellied Sows?

Wow.[/QUOTE]I was venting. The chances of these women reading these posts are near zero. She may not have been retarded but I'll have to stick with the potbelly and the sow.

[QUOTE=Secondtime; 1155819]Hannah at Happy. Attractive (mid-40s) with a great smile and superb body. A cups.

She was a trooper. But seemed sore during. Too much action? No problems. Recommended.

ST[/QUOTE]Excellent service from Hanna as well, great attitude and up for anything, she led me from the sauna to the room holding my cock so I knew I was in for a fun time

This is a little late but went to HAPPY a few weeks back (snif snif, Hannah gone, back in NJ at least that is where she said she is from and was heading back to). Met by Jeannie who recognized me from around Thanksgiving (the last time she was here bfore going to Korea for a bit. Kind of wild as she was not here too long then. Might be she "recognizes" everybody. I purposely wore some old briefs to have my therapist "rip them off". I know a little wierd but she enjoyed it. She led me to sauna while she got the ts ready. During the ts she kept referring to my extra "leg", saying what is that antother leg? The curtain was left open and a cutie walks by, I asked "who is that?"."you never mind, you are my boyfriend", she says. (found out her name is erica, she might have a few extra pounds, but I will not be able to find out until after the end of June, when Jeanie goes back to atlanta. Well after the ts then to sauna for a dry down we started to get a little wild in the sauna. She really wants to get into dfk but I just would rather not with a working girl. Back to the room for a light massage followed by a little CBJ followed by some Russian then FS. This girl can get a little wild. I got to thinking about that trip and today was a little bored after the storms so I took a little drive down to Happy. Needless to say I did not leave happy as major power outage and HAPPY was closed. Maybe next time.

[QUOTE=Ezridjr;1203740]This is a little late but went to HAPPY a few weeks back (snif snif, Hannah gone, back in NJ at least that is where she said she is from and was heading back to). Met by Jeannie who recognized me from around Thanksgiving (the last time she was here bfore going to Korea for a bit. Kind of wild as she was not here too long then. Might be she "recognizes" everybody. I purposely wore some old briefs to have my therapist "rip them off". I know a little wierd but she enjoyed it. She led me to sauna while she got the ts ready. During the ts she kept referring to my extra "leg", saying what is that antother leg? The curtain was left open and a cutie walks by, I asked "who is that?"."you never mind, you are my boyfriend", she says. (found out her name is erica, she might have a few extra pounds, but I will not be able to find out until after the end of June, when Jeanie goes back to atlanta. Well after the ts then to sauna for a dry down we started to get a little wild in the sauna. She really wants to get into dfk but I just would rather not with a working girl. Back to the room for a light massage followed by a little CBJ followed by some Russian then FS. This girl can get a little wild. I got to thinking about that trip and today was a little bored after the storms so I took a little drive down to Happy. Needless to say I did not leave happy as major power outage and HAPPY was closed. Maybe next time.[/QUOTE]Erica has ALOT of extra pounds and absolutely no personality to match. I would suggest everyone read my experience in here on May 11 unless you want sour looks and a sour experience. Aviod her.

Any updates on happy? I am thinking of going there or off to lucky this weekend! I really need a massage like hanna used to give!

[QUOTE=Marcbu;1215918]Any updates on happy? I am thinking of going there or off to lucky this weekend! I really need a massage like hanna used to give![/QUOTE]All new girls. There was a Nillie, but she was leaving. Which is alright by me, had just one so-so session with her. Upon leaving passed a Tina, I think. And there was a "new" girl on her way the next day. That was a few weeks ago. I need to "lay low" for a while. You are right, Hannah is missed. As always, have a "ball".

I visited Happy's a couple times last year and had a nice time. Recent reviews seem to show that people are now unhappy with Happy's. Should I take the time to visit next week, or find another spot? I'd appreciate some current updates.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Average Gui; 1242385]I visited Happy's a couple times last year and had a nice time. Recent reviews seem to show that people are now unhappy with Happy's. Should I take the time to visit next week, or find another spot? I'd appreciate some current updates.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Last time I want to Happy's (three months ago) Mamma-Saun almost threw me out! I asked if Summer (I think her name was) still worked there. Mamma-Saun got real mad and yelled "She no longer work here, No cum back" What a *****.

Hardon56

I went to Avenue Spa (across from the POST plant). I wandered around the video booths awhile till some fag tried to get in the booth with me. I went into the spa and saw a beautiful girl sitting. Here name was Britney. I gave 40 at the counter. Once inside I asked about her rates. 100 for nude. It seems every one of the girls is different. Bree wants 60 up front and that includes a HJ. Another girl gets 40 up front then 20 once in the room. Neither of the other two offer toppless or nude. Britney took her clothes off while I lay on the table. WOW what a body! I almost shot my load just looking at her. Perfect body. 5'6", beautiful perky B tits, nice ass, trim and fit. She looks down at you with her beautiful eyes and smiles while doing HJ. Let me suck on tits and play with pussy and ass hole. She does not offer anything else she says but I will keep asking on next visits. Well worth it even though you could get much more from some other provider. You will not find one better looking.

Hardon56

[QUOTE=Hardon56; 1246022]Last time I want to Happy's (three months ago) Mamma-Saun almost threw me out! I asked if Summer (I think her name was) still worked there. Mamma-Saun got real mad and yelled "She no longer work here, No cum back" What a.

Hardon56[/QUOTE]Thank you for the update, looks like I won't waste a trip to B. C. This weekend.

Stopped by the Highway Spa several months back (around New Year's). Was at the end of a ten hour road trip and thought I'd check it out. It was. 5 up front for a door fee. Then a mandatory. 5 once in back. Went up to. 7 to lose the shirt. The room had a shower stall and got to take a shower (just me, no help). The massage started and was okay, on the flip she massaged the entire front with her hands and I left very happy. Wouldn't go out of the way to come here again, but next time I'm on a road trip and passing by, it will definitely be worth pulling over for.

[QUOTE=Roxtar1011;1247599]Stopped by the Highway Spa several months back (around New Year's). Was at the end of a ten hour road trip and thought I'd check it out. It was. 5 up front for a door fee. Then a mandatory. 5 once in back. Went up to. 7 to lose the shirt. The room had a shower stall and got to take a shower (just me, no help). The massage started and was okay, on the flip she massaged the entire front with her hands and I left very happy. Wouldn't go out of the way to come here again, but next time I'm on a road trip and passing by, it will definitely be worth pulling over for.[/QUOTE]120 for a rub and tug and it's worth pulling over for?

Stopped in sat night to the Odyssey to check out a girl I read about on another board that a guy brings there and she hoovers everyone. NASTY. I wasn't getting anywhere near her. On the way out I a young nice blonde through the door to the spa. Yummy nice. Not swedish bikini team nice but yummy young nice. I thought what the heck, I doubted I could get what I wanted but my legs had been KILLING me for two weeks. So I went in and it was 40/40. Back we went. I told her I just wanted her to work over my calves really well and she kinda thought it was wierd but agreed, LOL. We chatted a little and she was willingly led to a conversation about more interesting things. HJ happpy endings are cheap and easy but I doubt if this girl was going to do anymore. To bad. But it was ok, she was young and pretty and fun to be around and my legs really were killing me. She made them feel much better.

[QUOTE=Hardon56; 1246026]I went to Avenue Spa (across from the POST plant). I wandered around the video booths awhile till some fag tried to get in the booth with me. I went into the spa and saw a beautiful girl sitting. Here name was Britney. I gave 40 at the counter. Once inside I asked about her rates. 100 for nude. It seems every one of the girls is different. Bree wants 60 up front and that includes a HJ. Another girl gets 40 up front then 20 once in the room. Neither of the other two offer toppless or nude. Britney took her clothes off while I lay on the table. WOW what a body! I almost shot my load just looking at her. Perfect body. 5'6", beautiful perky B tits, nice ass, trim and fit. She looks down at you with her beautiful eyes and smiles while doing HJ. Let me suck on tits and play with pussy and ass hole. She does not offer anything else she says but I will keep asking on next visits. Well worth it even though you could get much more from some other provider. You will not find one better looking.

Hardon56[/QUOTE]

Called Happy on my way down to BC. Talked to Candy, of course they were not busy at that time. She told me they have two new girls, Happy (she was there last winter if I remember correctly) , and "Mimi", not familiar with her. By the time I get there, three vehicles in the lot. I drive around to kill some time (don't want a fellow monger to be rushed out the door before his time). After about almost one hour, two different vehicles there. Not wanting to waste more time I just go home. But I will be back, Mimi has me curious.

Stopped by Happy Spa the other night. Greeted by Happy. Paid for the hour, led to TS where "new" mama gave TS. (happy left to take care of another monger). After ts, led into sauna to warm up. A few minutes later led back to room by mama where we chatted for a while. Happy, finally comes back and starts massage. Another monger comes and Happy leaves for a minute (she was the only girl there as Mimi is gone).

When she comes back, finishes massage then takes care of business, CBJ. After she tells me a new girl is coming (should be there by now) , this is supposed to be a very "young and beautiful girl". Well, with what I have been spending, someone else will have to give a report on this new girl. I was there well over an hour, however my masseuse left me for a bit. I actually did enjoy my visit with new mama during her absence. Needless to say, I did leave Happy at Happy, happily. Have fun, EZ

I was wondering if some of the veteran's of happy know where a girl that went by the name of TI or TIE ended up. She was a fairly tall with a killer body! I used to see her alot but have never found her once she left happy.

I have tried to get an appointment with this girl a few times in the past with no luck. I see she is now advertizing on BP in the escort section for tantric massage here is the link:

[url]http://battlecreek.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/amazing-tantric-massage-by-sweet-sexy-bbw-28/6771148[/url]

Anyone had an experience with her? She seems flacky, just wondering if she is worth my had earned monger dollars. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Spongebob357; 1283058]I have tried to get an appointment with this girl a few times in the past with no luck. I see she is now advertizing on BP in the escort section for tantric massage here is the link:

[url]http://battlecreek.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/amazing-tantric-massage-by-sweet-sexy-bbw-28/6771148[/url]

Anyone had an experience with her? She seems flacky, just wondering if she is worth my had earned monger dollars. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]I hesitate to say anything as I don't need another lady after me, but I have tried to get an appointment three times. Twice they were set up and the day of she cancelled. Having said that, they were legitimate reasons, so I don't hold that against her. I am also curious if anyone has seen her recently.

Her times available usually don't fit my schedule either.

Rather than TOFTT this time, I think I will let someone else do that. I would love a PM if anyone has seen her.

Went to happy the other day. Seen Anna overweight bad teeth rushed service. No need to say more.

[QUOTE=Spongebob357; 1283058]I have tried to get an appointment with this girl a few times in the past with no luck. I see she is now advertizing on BP in the escort section for tantric massage here is the link:

[url]http://battlecreek.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/amazing-tantric-massage-by-sweet-sexy-bbw-28/6771148[/url]

Anyone had an experience with her? She seems flacky, just wondering if she is worth my had earned monger dollars. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Her appointments are not reliable; she keeps changing times, and comes up with all kinds of excuses for changing.

Was told last week that happy was getting a new rotation. Jenny and Sonya are coming back if I remember right Sonya was pretty cool.

[QUOTE=Roxtar1011;1247599]Stopped by the Highway Spa several months back (around New Year's). Was at the end of a ten hour road trip and thought I'd check it out. It was. 5 up front for a door fee. Then a mandatory. 5 once in back. Went up to. 7 to lose the shirt. The room had a shower stall and got to take a shower (just me, no help). The massage started and was okay, on the flip she massaged the entire front with her hands and I left very happy. Wouldn't go out of the way to come here again, but next time I'm on a road trip and passing by, it will definitely be worth pulling over for.[/QUOTE]I stopped there a year or so ago. Similar experience, but I probably won't go back. Lackluster massage with lackluster HE. Lose the shirt for more? Nope, not me.

[QUOTE=Ezridjr;1260602]Called Happy on my way down to BC. Talked to Candy, of course they were not busy at that time. She told me they have two new girls, Happy (she was there last winter if I remember correctly) , and "Mimi", not familiar with her. By the time I get there, three vehicles in the lot. I drive around to kill some time (don't want a fellow monger to be rushed out the door before his time). After about almost one hour, two different vehicles there. Not wanting to waste more time I just go home. But I will be back, Mimi has me curious.[/QUOTE]About 18 months ago. I paid for an hour and noticed that I was back behind the wheel 46 minutes after I parked. They seemed too rushed, just give a so-so massage and then to the HE finish, then out the door you go.

I probably won't return, unless I see some better reviews here.

Stopped by Happy recently (I never give exact dates to 'protect the innocent'). New mamasan greets me and asks if I have been there before. 'Yes', and I pay for an hour. And she tells me to get ready, girl will be in in a minute. In comes Happy and she recognizes me right away.

She leads me to sauna, then to TS, then back to sauna. After she cleans the TS, she comes back to sauna, finishes drying me off with a little playing around. We go back to room, decent massage followed by CBJ to completion. I always have a good time and leave Happy Spa 'happy'. Just not sure, Candy at TLC or Happy at Happy? Have fun-EZ

[QUOTE=Spongebob357; 1283058]I have tried to get an appointment with this girl a few times in the past with no luck. I see she is now advertizing on BP in the escort section for tantric massage here is the link:

[url]http://battlecreek.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/amazing-tantric-massage-by-sweet-sexy-bbw-28/6771148[/url]

Anyone had an experience with her? She seems flacky, just wondering if she is worth my had earned monger dollars. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]I've set up three different appointments, all were canceled on her end for one reason or another. Going to try again, but not hoping for anything.

[QUOTE=Necrochaos1;1570148]I've set up three different appointments, all were canceled on her end for one reason or another. Going to try again, but not hoping for anything.[/QUOTE]I would say you are wasting your time. Several have tried and this is all she does is set up and cancel. I think she or whoever it is, is just someone playing around wasting our time.

[QUOTE=Vespa315;1570569]I would say you are wasting your time. Several have tried and this is all she does is set up and cancel. I think she or whoever it is, is just someone playing around wasting our time.[/QUOTE]Talked to her last night. She is no longer doing sensual massage.

[QUOTE=NecroChaos1;1570982]Talked to her last night. She is no longer doing sensual massage.[/QUOTE]By the looks of reports on her I would guess she really never did. I tried her about a year ago, but like others, could not get that elusive appt. So, that is probably no great loss. EZ

I stopped by Happy Spa some weeks ago. The girls (then) were Mimi and Jeanie. I had quite a happy time with Mimi, a short 40 something with manmade see-the's. Had the TS, light massage then CBJ followed by HE. Paid 1. 6,60 house and 1. 0 to Mimi. Yes, you usually leave HAPPY, happy. EZ

[QUOTE=Ezridjr;1575581]I stopped by Happy Spa some weeks ago. The girls (then) were Mimi and Jeanie. I had quite a happy time with Mimi, a short 40 something with manmade see-the's. Had the TS, light massage then CBJ followed by HE. Paid 1. 6,60 house and 1. 0 to Mimi. Yes, you usually leave HAPPY, happy. EZ[/QUOTE]Thats way too much to pay for the services you got, most providers are around that range and give so much more, payment like this emboldens girls in these massage parlors to hike prices.

Went to Happy today. Didn't get the girls name.

Paid for half and got a shower. The shower was nice, so was the sauna. Got a very light rubdown with some playing with the boys. Asks me what I want. I point to my hand. She wants. 6 I say. 5. Top comes off and she goes to town. Good technique.

She was probably 40+ with bolt ons and sounded like a smoker. It was ok, but I prefer backpage rubdowns if I can.

[QUOTE=Zensual;1576354]Thats way too much to pay for the services you got, most providers are around that range and give so much more, payment like this emboldens girls in these massage parlors to hike prices.[/QUOTE]Thats just stupid to pay that much for that service!

[QUOTE=FastHustler;1610485]Thats just stupid to pay that much for that service![/QUOTE]Sounds like everyone agrees that these rates are too much. What would one feel would be adequate in your area for happy, oral or HH?

[QUOTE=Inboater01;1623119]Sounds like everyone agrees that these rates are too much. What would one feel would be adequate in your area for happy, oral or HH?[/QUOTE]The rates I pay there are the same I pay at home:

Door. 6 hour. 4 half hour.

4 he.

8 french.

$ everything.

Hope that helps

[QUOTE=Inboater01;1623119]Sounds like everyone agrees that these rates are too much. What would one feel would be adequate in your area for happy, oral or HH?[/QUOTE]Fisrt, I personnally do not care if someone thinks I pay too much. I have in places, Happy Spa as well, given less for more (sometimes sharing too much can blow a good thing-pun intended). There are mongers who give 200 for french-including house fee. When you get exceptional service from a provider, as I have, on the following visits, if you tip a little more-the lady will remember. If she is gone, the mama, or housekeeper passes that along to the 'new girls' who hoping for the same, will usually give great service. There are enough mongers who try think they can offer 50 for everything that I do not thing these women will get too bold too soon, especially when many days business can be very slow. So all I can say now is,"take it EZ"

About three weeks ago I stopped into the Avenue Spa for a rub. I was met by a beautiful, young, tight blonde Jessie. She was only 4 foot 11 or maybe 5 foot tall, slim, fit, nice B breasts, long blonde hair, a real spinner. I paid the door fee then back to the room for the fun. It was only her second day. We had loads of fun (more than I have ever received there before). I think because it was her second day she was still learning the rules, (or did not pay much attention to them if she was told). I will have to plead the fifth on this one as you will see why later. Well take the time machine ahead three weeks to yesterday (Jan. 4h). I was looking to repeat the unbelievable experience so I stopped in the Avenue Spa again. This time two girls were working but not Jessie. I was very dissapointed but chose the better looking of the two for my session. As I was getting my masage I asked aboud Jessie. The girl told me that they had to let her go. I asked why. She says that Jessie could not produce any paperwork showing she was at least 18 years old! DAMN. Now you see why I can't say much about my session with her, but it was a "massage" I will not forget.

I hit Happy Spa a couple of days ago, I don't visit the AMP's often but, I figured why not. I was met with a blonde girl named Sandy. Nice body, tight, about C's or D's. She gave a good massage, after the flip negotiation she came back, was very fun and engaging. BBBJ, DATY, then 2 positions. Was there for nearly the full hour and left very happy. Didn't see any other girls there but would recommend Sandy. Total was 16.

Was this a blonde Sandy an Asian (Korean)? If so, then you've almost certainly found our beloved, departed AMP chica from Hawaii.

[QUOTE=Vespa315;1697864]I hit Happy Spa a couple of days ago, I don't visit the AMP's often but, I figured why not. I was met with a blonde girl named Sandy. Nice body, tight, about C's or D's. She gave a good massage, after the flip negotiation she came back, was very fun and engaging. BBBJ, DATY, then 2 positions. Was there for nearly the full hour and left very happy. Didn't see any other girls there but would recommend Sandy. Total was 16.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother;1698642]Was this a blonde Sandy an Asian (Korean)? If so, then you've almost certainly found our beloved, departed AMP chica from Hawaii.[/QUOTE]I am honestly not sure. I think she was Asian and it wasn't until after I left that I started to wonder if it was her. I have only been to Hawaii once and saw mikki. All I can say is she was great and will definetly return to see her!