'Nuff said. Kinda makes me want to leave the cushy suburban North Shore area where the action is scarce and get a no-tell out in 413 for a night. Man, how often does THAT happen? Hats off to ya G-Man!
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'Nuff said. Kinda makes me want to leave the cushy suburban North Shore area where the action is scarce and get a no-tell out in 413 for a night. Man, how often does THAT happen? Hats off to ya G-Man!
Damn, I didn't get my copy of Penthouse Forum yet. Must be a good issue this month! ;)
[QUOTE=Garthy]Found Country by the Lil Peach. I know some of you have been looking for her. I think I finally know why. Yeah, I have had her services before. But, she always struck me as not to be trusted. You know the type-- you gotta lock the glove compartment, hide the phone, the spare change, etc. Her BBBJ were usually lackluster, and her FS a bit rushed.
Today she was out and I pulled down a side street and she hopped in. She is strikingly thin, but her face is quite pretty and her hair is a pretty strawberry-brown color. She was wearing a belly shirt and she is really tight. No stretch marks and that tiny frame.
She asks for .3 and I ask her "for what?" She tells me "whatever I want." I tell her that I have very little time but would take a BBBJ. We find a private spot and she starts to suck me and stops. She tells me she wants to fuck and asks me if I have a rubber. I just happen to have one. She gets absolutely nude (and man does she shed her clothes fast!). At first her chalk white skin and protruding rib bones are almost a turn off, but she is actually very very cute! She starts to play with her pussy and tells me she wants me to finger her. I am a little hesitant, but I do. She starts to moan. She then gets on my pole and rides me face-to-face, providing all of the energy. She moans and screams. She is really getting me hard!
She then bounces on her so hard that my car shakes and screams loud enough that I start to lose my buzz. She then slows and asks if I came. I tell her "not yet." She tells me she did and asks me if I would "fuck her in her ass." Again, I am a little hesitant, but she bends over the seat, spreads her cheeks and guides my hooded cock into her asshole. I fuck her as she moans. She tells me that she really likes it in the ass. Her belly is smooth and hard. Not a trace of fat on her! I blow my load when she starts to squeeze my cock with her ass.
Man, Country was on fire! She then asks me for a smoke. I break the no smoke in the car rule for her. She gets dressed andthen gives my cocks a few more strokes. I almost jump because he is sensitive at this point. She laughs (I don't remember Country having any emotions at all...). She tells me she wants to be a model. In a different life, she probably could have been one.
My 15 minutes away became an hour plus! I just finished with her and I am already aching for more of that horny, skinny, pretty girl!
Beats me what has happened to her, but she has a good act now. Not at all the robotic, "I'll fuck you for a twenty" routine she used to have. All this for under two jacksons. All inputs used...
Of course on the way back into the city, LE pulls behind us with the lights on. Gave me a few chills, but then blew right on by toward the projects.[/QUOTE]
Good for you Wolfman,
It happens to all of us now and then, sometimes some of us are luckier. It is what keeps us going "out there". I needed that infusion of optimism, been a slow few weeks.
Play safe, be safe,
TH
Yup--
You can publish that one right next my letter about Stephanie and her toxic vagina of death.
Yep. I got ripped off today. It's been a long time since I let that happen. Was driving up State street for work and stopped at light. This broad with long reddish brown hair yell sover if I can give her a ride up to Pine Point. Who am I to say no to a damsel in distress. She was about 5'-5" mid thirties with nice body. She needs ride to a car dealer ship up the street. As we are about to pull in she asks if I want to do something after. Now the little head starts to take over. She runs into the dealership and comes back in 3 minutes. She says she is from WestSpringfield. We head that way but she says she needs to pay her dealer. I emphasize no drugs in car and she agrees. I drop her off and she asks for $$$$ for fs at her place. I know I'm about to be taken, but she leaves her sweater and smokes in the car. I wait a few minutes and to my surprise she returns. We head to her place ner Big E. She says her friend is home and she has to get rid of her and her mother lives in same building. She tells me to wait in lot next door and she send her friend out. As soon as she left I knew I was done.
I let the little head think this time because it's been a while since I had a sw. Won't let that happen again.
On the way back to resume what I was doing before for work, I see a wsw near the Walgreens on State st. Long blonde hair in braids. Not a great face, but not horrible either. OH well I lost enough $ for 1 day.
Play safe.
Garty,
Thank you for the novel when is the next book due out.
ROFLMAO
Could someone PM me with a good No-tell Motel in the area?
Thanks.
So I was on my loop on the prowl for Country. After the third try, I went back to the normal hot spot between the burger joints. It was there that I found Tracy. A WSW in her twenties with long blond hair. After crossing the river and parking at an undisclosed location, she gave me a nice BBBJ, gagging as she took it near the hilt.
Mr. Johnson put the coat on and proceeded with the CFS which was nice and great for the low low price of $.4.
I've been with Traci before, at least 6 times. The first time I saw her was last year. She had just been released from Ludlow and was quite the sight to see. She was still wearing her jail issued undies and almost ceremoniously threw them out of my car window while driving a back road in Agawam. That night she gave a great BBBJTCIM-swallow. She actually offered BBFS, but of course I passed.
Twice after that, I picked her up for a great BBBJ.
I stopped seeing her for a while when her nasty rock habit interferred with the provision of her services. I wasn't having that risk put on me. She seems clean nowadays, though she has gained weight.
One warning though; while her face is ok, perhaps a 7 or 8 for SWs, don't shed her clothes. Trust me, you won't get off unless you like sag.
There was an odor which was definitely a drawback, not quite like what I imagine Garthy's episode with Stephanie was, but tonite I was setlling for all I could get. And tonite, Traci fit the bill.
Be safe fellas.
Tonite I met a very pretty WSW. "A friend of Sherry," as she told me. She was 25 and blonde. A very sweet girl who proceeded to give great conversation after leaving town at a special place.
She gave me some news about Traci being arrested for rolling another mongerer for $3K. It's too bad she had to get that dirty on us.
Anyway, I got half and half for only a couple jacksons and a few washingtons, covered of course.
She also let me know about two of her regulars being cops. Hmm...
Well, I figure those men are men after all, and her beauty is enough to overcome many of the most resistant among us.
Leo was not out tonite the way he has been in the last three days. Going out was crazy the past few days, I mean, he was everywhere. I saw Country a few days ago (thanks Garth), but Leo discouraged it all by showing up with the lights and noise.
Tonite was good though.
I love the rain.
Well, as you all know I have been on what seems to have been an interminable quest to find Country, but tonight I finally had the stars and planets aligned favorably.
When I pulled up to her she didn't really recognize me since the last time we got together was sometime, I believe, in February, when the snow was still three feet deep.
"Get in," I told her, and she did. "I'm a little drunk so you can take advantage of me," she says, and I smile. "Don't worry, I will."
We went to a special place and she rocked it solidly.
Not quite like Garthy's experience, but very very satisfactory nonetheless.
To top it off I got her digits, this time I'm keeping them. There's only so much gas you can burn after it's more than $3 per gallon. I must've driven at least 300 miles looking...
Total damage was four washingtons under three jacksons. Extra for the digits and enthusiasm, sorry fellas. Half and half enjoyed with a safer cup of coffee, enough to wake anyone up!
Be safe fellas.
[QUOTE=Grover]Well, as you all know I have been on what seems to have been an interminable quest to find Country, but tonight I finally had the stars and planets aligned favorably.
When I pulled up to her she didn't really recognize me since the last time we got together was sometime, I believe, in February, when the snow was still three feet deep.
"Get in," I told her, and she did. "I'm a little drunk so you can take advantage of me," she says, and I smile. "Don't worry, I will."
We went to a special place and she rocked it solidly.
Not quite like Garthy's experience, but very very satisfactory nonetheless.
To top it off I got her digits, this time I'm keeping them. There's only so much gas you can burn after it's more than $3 per gallon. I must've driven at least 300 miles looking...
Total damage was four washingtons under three jacksons. Extra for the digits and enthusiasm, sorry fellas. Half and half enjoyed with a safer cup of coffee, enough to wake anyone up!
Be safe fellas.[/QUOTE]
$64 for a streetwalker??? When will you people learn?
:shakes head in disapproval:
[QUOTE=Wolfman Jack]$64 for a streetwalker? When will you people learn?
:shakes head in disapproval:[/QUOTE]I can understand the disapproval, but don't hate. The deal was for 2 jacksons. I happily gave her $.16 extra of my own accord (obviously). It is a price which will be surely offset by the gas I save. ;)
Btw, she is not a streetwalker, she is a SW. There's a difference Jack.
Also, none of you ought to worry about me jacking up the market, (just see my past reviews) b/c I'm planning on reducing my mongering exposure with a useful tool called the telephone. Imagine the time saved! Time, which equals money.
Finally, there is a difference between all the various SWs. There are some I have seen postings of that I would never even imagine speaking to. Not even for one Hamilton or even one Lincoln.
My average to date is still one jackson for bbbj and two for cfs. Can you beat that?
Be safe fellas.
[QUOTE=Grover]...Btw, she is not a streetwalker, she is a SW. There's a difference Jack....[/QUOTE]SW. I give up. Special Woman? Succesful Wanker? Significantly Wetter? Smoldering Wombat?
[QUOTE=Troutman]SW. I give up. Special Woman? Succesful Wanker? Significantly Wetter? Smoldering Wombat?[/QUOTE]
Significant Wother?
I am a newbie to the board, but have been to Mardi Gras on a number of occasions. I don't see much talk on here about the place, has the action dropped off significantly here? Have all the ITC and OTC opportunities gone away? Just wondering.
. . . Sex Worker?
Long Post as usual, sorry.
I had to come through town last night for a little business-cocktail/dinner and I decided to see what was up and about on the SW front. I drove down S. Main and was continuing up Belmont when I see this cutie named Genesee walking down towards Main with this local punk. She was dressed in medium/high heel sandals, denim mini and a tan long sleeve low cut top. 22, 5', 100lbs,medium length dirty brown hair, 8 Face, and the type of girl you could take pretty much anywhere; dinner, drinks, hotel etc.
I was supposed to meet up with some people at 7:30 and it was already 7:10. I parked about a block down on Main and as she walked by she stuck her head in the window and asked if I could give her a ride to work. "Sure, hop in". She ask right away if I want to party, I explain my business needs and she tells me she will be working at one of the local gentlemen’s clubs tonight. She says I should stop by after my meeting and she'll take care of my needs, but first she wanted me to drop her off somewhere so she could take care of her H habit. Great. I drop her off nearby where she wants to go and it wasn't too far from the LE house.
I went and had dinner and left at 9pm- didn't really like the people I was meeting. I drove back up to the club where she was going to be dancing and as I was turning around to park, out of the corner of my eye, I see her walking down the street. I pull up and she hops in, all happy that she didn't go to work, and I came back to see her. We decide to go get a hotel and negotiated .6 for 1hr.
She tells me her life story, who she lives with and the crowd she lives around. Scary. She also tells me she's a nympho; loves sucking cock, loves eating pussy, loves to fuck in her favorite position, loves to have her hair pulled, and will do anything but take it in the ass.
We get in the room, I pay, and then she ask if I have a camera. Luckily I do! She loves to pose and loves to have performance shots taken. She started off doing a lap dance, shoes only. Her tits are probably large B's, starting to get a bit saggy because of the drugs I think, but with real nice nipples that she had pierced but didn't have in. Pussy was completely shaved and smooth, not a trace of stubble. She has a belly ring and a **** stamp on her lower back. One of the best bodies I've paid for in quite a while. During the lap dance she gets on me spins around and gets in a 69 position. Starts to blow me, I've got her pussy staring me in the face, and it took all of my boot camp discipline not to dive in. Not with a SW no matter how good she may be.
BBJ was excellent and performed in probably 6 or 7 different positions. She can take it all the way but once it got too deep, she got a bit toothy. I had her stop and she seemed generally disappointed and blamed it on the fact that her wisdom teeth are growing in. While she's blowing me I'm fingering her pussy and noticing how tight she is. She tells me she exercises to keep it in shape. It works! Her favorite position is reverse cowboy with her standing and me on the edge of the bed. Awesome feeling and awesome view. We do 4 or 5 more positions and end up finishing off with her legs behind her head, I pull out and she almost demands I come in her mouth and on her face. There really isn't anything like a girl with a huge grin on her face; cum dripping down her nose, eye lashes, and chin, asking if she was good! WOW!
We leisurely clean up. After about 20 minutes, while she's putting on her makeup, she ask if she can suck my cock again. I was spent and declined. I need to get in better cardio shape! It is now 10:45. I gave her another .2 as a tip so she could buy a phone. We were going to get something to eat but then we got lost looking for an all night drug store where she could buy a phone. I ended up leaving her with her friend at the Mobile up on North Main.
Final Analysis, Genesee is an 8-9 face, 9-10 body, 10 personality, and almost a porn star experience. She told me she likes to do 3-somes with her girlfriend Christi. I will partake if I can find her again.
Flame me all you want if you think I was overpaying, but as Grover pointed out, some are just worth more. Even Genesee wondered what the hell some guys are thinking when they pick up some of these "girls". I have photos and as soon as I figure out how to resize them for the forum I will post.
Regards,
Troller
Figured it out. I would have had a lot more but the batteries on the camera went out.
Troller
What a BOD & oh yeah-the post was good too,lol. Man,this girl seems like heaven. Keep up the good work Neny. Rook.
I know her as well. I have not seen her on the street in a while (I guess that H is going through all her lapdance money too quickly). She is best in the setting you describe (private hotel room).
Way to go! Hope for us all!
-T
[QUOTE=NENY Troller]Figured it out. I would have had a lot more but the batteries on the camera went out.
Troller[/QUOTE]Talk about Flexibility, this girl must have been a Cheerleader. Nice pics Neny.
By the way, from the quality of the pics and what I am able to gather. You did not overpay, the quality is up to par with the money forked over. Plus the lovely pics that were taken make it an exceptional value !
This of course is coming from yours truly !
-007
I'm thinking of making a trip up to Springfield again, soon, real soon.
Rook- I've enjoyed your post as well, however, please don't expect to see "Rook" or "Muff" plastered on Genesee's ass if I find her again:)
BTW, I was in your fair city Tuesday night, and had to settle for what was going to be a BBJ in the car from a very nice girl in Brooklyn named Kiersten, bsw, dressed well, looked great. Problem was we were parked in her apartment parking lot when LE pulled through. Scared the shit out of her and me too. She ended up getting out and going home.
Garthy- If you find her and she hasn't gotten herself totally fucked up with her habit, would you please PM digits if she's gotten a phone. For a while I was wondering if she also went by "Country" because the experience and body type sound about the same. I may try finding Country myself and do some comparison shopping:)
Z3- She can bend in just about any shape you want and she's very proud of it! She loves to have her picture taken too! If I find her again I will have the camera loaded with new batteries:)
Troller
[QUOTE=NENY Troller]Figured it out. I would have had a lot more but the batteries on the camera went out.
Troller[/QUOTE]Nice body. The bruises on her arms are a turn off, though. The belly ring in the first picture made it look like she was peeing.
I think I may have to get on the tagline bandwagon...What a nice little addition to the hobby.
Those pics look to me like Barbie did. Barbie's "real" name is Jaime, although I may have misheard it when she said Genessee.
I was out that night too, NENY, despite the digits I now have for my ATF Country, and I saw on girl similar to what you describe. By the time I swung around, she was getting into you ride. Damn. Chicks dressed like that on the strip don't come along that often.
This weekend I did and got nothing. Then again, I was "just looking" :) <--(evil grin)
Play safe fellas.
[QUOTE=Grover]I think I may have to get on the tagline bandwagon...What a nice little addition to the hobby.
Those pics look to me like Barbie did. Barbie's "real" name is Jaime, although I may have misheard it when she said Genessee.
I was out that night too, NENY, despite the digits I now have for my ATF Country, and I saw on girl similar to what you describe. By the time I swung around, she was getting into you ride. Damn. Chicks dressed like that on the strip don't come along that often.
This weekend I did and got nothing. Then again, I was "just looking" :) <--(evil grin)
Play safe fellas.[/QUOTE]
I "found" where I put this other photo on my computer so I thought I would share before I delete. She has talent!
Troutman- If all I was looking at was her arm i'd find another hobby.
Grover- She may have said her real name was Jennifer, but then again who knows? I was looking for your Country girl last night along with the wannabe pornstar- dancer with no luck.
Stay safe, Mass State LE was a mofo last night. I saw 3 different guys, most likely mongers, cuffed and having their vehicle towed away.
Troller
Last night late. I see 2 BSW/BBW on Main. Not my cup of tea. I see 2 cracked out WSWs up the hill--I'll pass. Two WSWs ignore me. Oh well. BTW, Leo is everywhere.
I'm about to quit when I see Val. It's been awhile. Last time wasn't so hot, but I gamble. I pull over and she gets in. We're old friends.
She wants to smoke her brand and offers some to me. No thanks, and no you cannot in my car. We go to a special place. Remember last time, I remind her. Don't worry, she says, this time it'll be good.
It was good. Very very good. CIM good. Ass-clenching, toe-curling good. To top it off, only a jackson. You can't beat that.
I dropped her off to her destination. Leo was waiting around the corner. I give him a little wave as I drive on by. I love this town.
Later I wake up.
Certainly the pics are not of Barbie.
I did see her this afternoon. She was in the location between the fast food joints. I have heard she was out of the joint, but haven't picked her up for a long time. She was happy to see me. Kudos to the way she was dressed-- wearing a light blue mini skirt. Nice touch. She has a pretty face and nice hair. Her belly has stretch marks from having kids.
Her service was fantastic, by the way--
First she got me caught up with what was going on in her life (while got us to a nice private place). She made very nice conversation. Her hair was freshly washed and she smelled fresh and clean.
First I received a great BBJ with lots of tongue and deep throat action. She asked me to rub her back and finger her while she sucked. Naturally, I did. She sucked me and played with me for about 10-15 minutes. She did not rush me or complain-- she would get me right to the point of blowing my load and then show down or kiss my thighs or stomach and then return. She did this 5 or 6 times. She would pick her head up and smile at me. She knew exactly what she was doing. It was great!
She then wanted to fuck. No shit-- that is two SWs in the last couple weeks that have requested FS from me. I should be charging back for my services or at least getting a really good discount. I obligued again. FS, multiple positions. I came in missionary while she sucked/licked my neck and ears.
Nice. gave her two jacksons. Sorry boys if I overpaid a bit, but it was a very very nice visit.
[QUOTE=NENY Troller]...Troutman- If all I was looking at was her arm i'd find another hobby....[/QUOTE]Not a problem. That's probably why I so rarely frequent women of the street. I love a good bbbjcim, but I'd rather not go that route with an intraveinous drug user.
[QUOTE=Troutman]Not a problem. That's probably why I so rarely frequent women of the street. I love a good bbbjcim, but I'd rather not go that route with an intraveinous drug user.[/QUOTE]
To each his own.
So I'm looking yesterday for new blood. It turns out that the digits I got from Country were bogus, so I headed out. I couldn't believe how much Leo was getting around yesterday. He was around in at least 5 or 6 places.
I ended up leaving, only to return much later on. As I drove through a ghetto hood, I saw her...A WSW, 22 y.o., with honey brown hair and a tan complection. She had a great face, about a 9 or 10 on the SW scale, and her body was nice too, again, a 8 or 9.
I asked her if she wanted a ride and she agreed to let me take her to another part of the city. I wasn't sure if she was the right kind of gal, since it took about 10 minutes of driving to discover that she was, in fact, that gal.
She had been away, apparently, for the last few months in another state in a drug rehab and was now clean(er). We went to a special place for a half and half with a cup of coffee. Both halfs were covered, with a quick FS finish. Her enthusiasm could've been a little better on the first half, but then again, I really haven't seen any other SWs out there who were as fresh.
She told me that she really never walks around, and that she is normally exclusive with two other mongerers. This is probably true, since I've never seen her before in the time that I've been playing.
She got $.6, which I think was a little bit too much, but I wasn't completely unsatisfied. I doubt she'll be out much longer, though, since she seems to be sought after by Leo and will soon be turning herself in on Monday, I think.
Smooth skin, clean smell, no tracks or stretch marks. Too bad she didn't have any digits.
Despite the price, I think I lucked out.
Well, it's been a very wet and uneventful sunday. I did unfortunately find country up near spring street. She jumps in soaking wet and whining about how her life is going. Waaa Waaa! We took a ride and she kept saying how much are ya gonna give me, i told her to relax I would take care of her. I found a nice spot and shut the car off and she went to sleep for an hour or so. When I woke her up she started bitchin' Don't cum in my mouth and a bunch of other stuff so I got pissed off and started to drive away and she yelled What the hell are you doing? i told her i was bringing her back where I found her. She already had some cash that I gave her and she didn't even doing anything but sleep. So needless to say that's the last time i pick that scrawny little crack ho up! I work way too hard for my money and the least she do take a big wad of my creamy italian stuff down her throat. So if any of you mongers can get her to take your load in her mouth i applaud you...
HAPPY HUNTING GUYS
BS
I decided to take an extended lunch today. Started my prowl about 12:30pm.
Not much going on in the streets of Springfield today. There is this one blonde-haored hag who must be about 50-60 and looks 70-80. Whoever is taking her up on her services, God bless! I wouldn't...
After about 90 minutes of no luck, I spotted Heather with another girl. The other girl was someone I do not know and she was heinous. I picked up Heather. Her bad teeth are worse. She is fat or pregnant and was acting fucking bizaare. I gave her $5 for the trouble and dropped her off at Anthony's. I then cruised the zones a few more times. I found the infamous Jackie. I picked her up. She usually puts up a good friendly act. Not today. She was bitching and complaining. She is also looking a lot older than she is. This is too bad, because I recall when she was a pretty girl.
She wanted $40 for a CBJ or $60 for a BBBJ but NO CIM ("I will throw up."). Well, since she was just about making me throw up anyway, I dropped her at her house. She begged me so much for cash that I gave her $5 too. She asked for more so she could get a pack of cigarettes. And I did-- she got anouther $1 from me. Out ya go...
I gave up and went into one of the local watering holes at about 3:30pm. Fiinally I scored with a chunky, but kinda cute hispanic girl. My guess is she was 23-25yo. She stood 4'11" (maybe 5"), and was about 110lbs. Dark black hair, brown eyes and a pretty face. Nice smile. She was telling me that she was waiting for her 5p shift at one of the gentlemen's clubs. I did a lot of listening to her life story. I bought her a drink and by 4:15, I offered her a ride to ----. Once in my car, I made eye contact, put my hand on her leg and kissed her. She reciprocated. I told her I would love to kill a little time with her. We went to a secluded spot and I got to sample her huge tits and she gave me a BBBJ with a HJ finish. I gave her two jackons and she looked pissed (but the look passed very very fast). My guess is that she thought, for just a second, that if she tried to negotiate she would have a long walk to work. Her services were not bad at all, but I thought I OVERpaid!
I went in to the club with her. The place was practically empty. The barmaid told her she was trying to call her on her cell because they needed her to start early. I asked for her digits, but she told me she wanted me to visit her again in the club first (get more $$$ from me that way? How so, I already blew my load with her?)
She gave me her shift times. Big fucking deal.
A lot of time and cash for what a got.
As I wandered around most of the afternoon playing hide and seek with the local and state boys as well as dodging the old and wrinkled ladies, I ran into Barbi and she just hopped in the car right in front a state cruiser. We got out of town at record speed and spent a good hour together enjoying each others company and I thoroughly enjoyed her oral talent. She is truely a rose in the asphalt and a helluva lot better than country all around. She earned a little extra for the amount of time that we spent together and well worth it.
BS
So Mr. Johnson and the twins needed a little TLC. I look in the Advocate (hartford) and find a number for "Hot Brunette" It turns out she is "Mia."
She was a petite 5' 2", about 100 lbs. Asian with brown eyes and hair, B cup and shaved with a belly ring. She's a dancer at one of the finer establishments around here.
$$ for the hour for FS. Pricey, I know. I even had to provide an outcall (I know). But an all in all good performance, despite her "hour" being .5 hour. I did get a nice back massage afterwards, tho, which was nice.
Everything was covered, obviously. Her only complaint was that Mr. Johnson was a big fellow. I've never really thought of him as big, but that makes at least 10 who have made that comment, unsolicited I might add, in the last year.
With her petite size (she's a spinner!), Mr. Johnson couldn't make it all the way in. I'm thinking that the next time a blue tablet may be in order so that I go for the record for number of cups in an hour.
I almost took a pic, but I chickened out. Fellas, check out the petite Asian girl over at MG from Thursday to Sundays, to see what Mr. Johnson got.
In conclusion, Mia is a must for those that crave variety.
By the way, how the hell do you get Senior Member status on this thing?!
Be safe fellas.
Pack of Newports .05
6 pack of Beer and a 1/2 Pint of Boozze .15
Notel Room .28
Cash for her phone .30
BBBJ CFS and Russian finish all over her 36DD's Priceless
Grover when a man has to explain to the world that his johnson is BIG and can not fit into a woman, that man is a child.
A women can stretch herself to deliver a 12 pound baby 2 and half feet long.
It was funny to read your drama about what you think is a great sausage, it was so big I could not put it into her.
Then you mention VIAGRA to help you perform.
Studs do not need blue pills.
I know there is a separate forum for the little blue pill, but I have to confess to enjoying it's use now and then. I agree with Mr. Hefner, it is beyond medicinal. It (and it's salmon colored cousin) is now the greatest recreational pharmaceutical of all time without the addictive side effects! Even women I know use it and love it!
Take Care,
TN
haha...I'm familiar with Mia. I think MightySpearsman is as well. She did the Hartford area pretty hard about two years back. I'll have to check her out. Do you know what shift she's on?
As for the johnson, well...beleive half what you are told. What it really means is that not enough time was spent in foreplay. Granted, there are some with tight, very tight catcher's mitts that require an excessive amounts of oral coaching.
In all my years of playing, I think I met one chick that, even with oil, I couldn't squeeze in. Funny thing about it, she was probably 165 lbs with HUGE ass tits. She tried from every damn angle to pry herslef open with no damn luck at all. It just was too small of an apeture while she was fully engorged. Very puffy. I couldn't insert while erect.
Oh yeah, I know those size problems well:
Once, I opened my pants and both airbags went off in my car. Another time, the girl was thrown right out the passenger side door. And then there was the time when I was fucking unprotected, came inside her and she puked my jizz!
Just kidding about those.
I picked up Jackie this morning. I was pretty horny. Her bod is really tight and toned. I saw her on the street not too long ago and she looked like she had fallen apart. I even gave her cigarette money. Guess I was wrong. He abs and ass and belly are stone hard and sweet. She is shaved down to nothing.
We did some things that are usually off the menu for her. But, I did NOT come inher mouth (those who know her know what I mean).
A lot of mileage for .4. Yes, she HOUNDED me for more. Oh well. She got what I had.
Later. Oh, and for you freaks of nature-- try not to walk with a limp with those anacondas in your pants.
lmao, how big is it?
It is so big, I put it in her butt and it was coming out of her mouth,
It is so big I have to tie it around my waist.
LOL