Bait and Switch or different scales?
[QUOTE=RustyShackle24;6962513]Gave a visit to Sarah.
[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/district-of-columbia/washington/bodyrubs/body-rubs/thai-massage-30066.html[/URL]
[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/tyson-mclean/23256209.html[/URL]
Was a little worried about her lack of responses leading up to my appointment, but eventually she rang me up and stepped into her apartment. She is a bit older than what was posted in the ad and possibly altered a bit, but she has a beautiful slender body with silky smooth skin, perfect for a b2 b. I would say a really great massage for me, although I'm not an expert. Have had a lot of mediocre massages before though and this was definitely much better quality than other ones I've had. Sarah is very shy on a first visit, but eventually warmed up over time. I may become a regular with her. I think she's worth a shot if you're looking for a solid massage and willing to forgive the shyness and delayed responses.[/QUOTE]Based on your review and a few on the other site, I am guessing that there is some bait and switch potential here. The woman that I ended up with after contacting "Sarah" is at best pear shaped and I would even say butterball. Some might call it curvy and prefer it, although her belly was prodigious, but I don't see how it could be described as slender. What sort of weight cutoff for 5'3" is "slender" to most American men these days? The most generous I could put this woman at is 135, but could easily be pushing 150 (and I could be wrong on the height, but presume 5'3" for the sake of argument). Like what you like, not judging. Just trying to get a gauge on terminology usage.
Options other than Tara or KK
[QUOTE=Dunnit;6971327]Tara will be out of the country until 8/15.[/QUOTE]Anyone know of options other than Tara or KK for manscaping and massage?
Objectively Tara and Vandara ARE NOT CRUSTY
There's no need for this abrasiveness. Plus it's total bullshit. They both take care of themselves and their customers.
[QUOTE=Samizza;6951432]This board keeps going to the crusty old providers like Tara, Vandana and what not.
Sarina is a post op ladyboy, I took the plunge 3 years ago, didn't know about it and that time.
Nora is a little expensive for me.
Patricia is showing some older pictures, didn't take the plunge.
I've been busy with Zina (she left), Mali, and sometimes Nira. Waiting to see Diyar specifically.
Wanted to see Lana the other day but ended up seeing Zina.[/QUOTE]
Be in your area next month
Any info on this fine lass?
[URL]https://adultsearch.com/us/washington-dc/washington-dc/female-escorts/3414964[/URL]
Looks interesting, some generic reports on the site. Looking for the goods / bads.
A bit more expensive than most.
Nice review. To the point
[QUOTE=Dunnit;6997329]When I book a massage I want three things: Big boobs, nice massage and big boobs. Also no tattoos (OK that's 4 things). Seems like Tara and Emma (Mature European) are my go-to's recently, but Tara was on vacation and Emma didn't respond.
Last time I saw Ronda she was rooming with Tara. She offered FS which I declined, and the massage was so so, but she has big boobs. I struck out with Anna (not working), and Nikki (quoted me $$. 6) so I texted Ronda and she was able to see me. Made my way to an apartment block in Annandale close to Tara's. I was early but she let me in. Had to buzz up as it has secure entry but wasn't a problem.
Ronda answered the door in a fishnet body suit, and I grabbed a couple of handfuls and she kissed me like she remembered me. She has lost weight and I think had some work done since I saw her 2+ years ago. She was offering B2 B in her ad for $1. 8 so I went with that. She has a table, but told me to lie face down on the bed. She came back in topless and got on my back. She used her boobs on my body for 15 minutes and grabbed my balls occasionally. Then she LFK and asked me to flip. She got on top and I sucked her nipples. She lay on her front and I massaged her and removed her panties. I rolled her on her back and DATY then she slipped on a cover and we mish until I finished (I know I said no FS LOL). We cuddled and she massaged me for a while, then I took a shower with about 90 minutes on the clock. Tipped .4 and she seemed happy. Kissed and was asked to return soon.
Ronda does talk a lot with not much of a filter. We all know what these ladies do for a living, but it kind of spoils the fantasy when your provider is giving you a nice massage while also telling you about the day she could hardly walk after 14 clients went to town on her. She also talked about a surgery and I was able to talk her out of showing me the pictures!
Anyway, scratched an itch and will repeat at a pinch, decent massage and the price is right. She also advertises "nuru" for $$. 6, so other menu items may be available. She has one tattoo that I was able to ignore.
[URL]https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeuticmassage/annandale/23264950.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I believe it's a learned habit to pass the time quicker with them, especially when you a repeater!
But all the talk and the language misuses leads to me wishing they just shut the fuck up and suck or if it's a BBBJ provider I throw the D right in there mouth and chitchat over.