Massage Parlor Reports

Tried that one near NE Furniture mart earlier this summer. Older gal, no luck. Probably a waste of time unless you want just a regular massage.

[QUOTE=Razzy25;3055331]Tried that one near NE Furniture mart earlier this summer. Older gal, no luck. Probably a waste of time unless you want just a regular massage.[/QUOTE]Dang it. That blows.

[QUOTE=OldDog261;3050645]You talk too much and ask questions, especially on yiur 1st visit, that drew suspicion. You went for a massage, enjoy the massage. If suttle physical hints leads to something more, lucky you. Its always a game of chance. Luke hunting or fishing its a game and you need to lure them in. Your age probably doesn't help. And they are right, at 27 I never needed an AMP, the real thing is all over out there.[/QUOTE]This wasn't my first massage there.

I've been going there every week for the past 2 months.

Have had more luck there?

Do you think I should pay cash and pull out my wallet and show I have money?

[QUOTE=OldDog261;3053123]I never hear good thiheyngs about 108th, would not waste my time there. Try same girl again, alone and be quiet, just use physical cues, she is a smart girl, she will figure it out.[/QUOTE]Ask for Susan?

It's crazy. I went to Kung Fu massage, and they said they close at 2 am. But their door says 11 pm.

They do have a door bell, so I'm wondering if they offer other services late night.

I'm literally refreshing this website everyday.

Can someone give me a walk through on what they do to get a happy ending or just have extra fun with the massage person.

Please give a story on how it works for you to get a happy ending.

[QUOTE=BasketballMan1;3064497]I'm literally refreshing this website everyday.

Can someone give me a walk through on what they do to get a happy ending or just have extra fun with the massage person.

Please give a story on how it works for you to get a happy ending.[/QUOTE]First, go to a place that has a rep for HE or extras. Be a gentleman. Casually let them know you are open to extras.

[QUOTE=Tenorable;3065364]First, go to a place that has a rep for HE or extras. Be a gentleman. Casually let them know you are open to extras.[/QUOTE]2-3 weeks ago I did.

A few people were saying this massage place gives HE. So I went in and got a 2 girl massage.

(I've been in this place 3-4 times before).

When a girl was in I asked "do you give happy endings?

She said just sit down.

And then when they put a towel over my junk I took it off and pointed at one and said "you?

And they both declined.

[QUOTE=Tenorable;3065364]First, go to a place that has a rep for HE or extras. Be a gentleman. Casually let them know you are open to extras.[/QUOTE]If you can walk me through what you do it would help a lot.

How can I casually let them know?

Do I let them know before or after the massage.

[QUOTE=BasketballMan1;3065768]If you can walk me through what you do it would help a lot.

How can I casually let them know?

Do I let them know before or after the massage.[/QUOTE]Read this, and get a sub to rubmaps. That will give you what you want.

[URL]http://www.shitilearnedinmy20s.com/the-male-sht/how-to-get-a-little-extra-from-your-neighborhood-massage-parlor-with-confidence/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Tenorable;3066117]Read this, and get a sub to rubmaps. That will give you what you want.

[URL]http://www.shitilearnedinmy20s.com/the-male-sht/how-to-get-a-little-extra-from-your-neighborhood-massage-parlor-with-confidence/[/URL][/QUOTE]I knew about everything in here. It just says at the beginning lay down naked.

I apologize, but getting extras is just the luck of the draw?

I've literally been to the same massage place once a week for a month doing different things. That was one of them and didn't get anything extra.

The girl was the same girl each time she knew I wasn't a cop.

There has to be something I can do in the beginning when I'm paying or when they walk in that I can get HE with gestures or just showing my wallet or something.

So I was pretty frustrated yesterday spending a lot of money recently and haven't even got a hand job.

So in anger I went to the massage parlor on 108th and Q.

I got 30 minutes, paid in cash walked in the room and laid down with my ass in the air naked.

The lady came in spanked my ass and said "you ready" I didn't say anything. And she started.

She massaged my ass the entire time. Spreading my ass and rubbing her fingers near my butt hole.

She would even rub my leg and would be feeling my testicles.

So after 30 minutes she asked if I wanted more I said HELL YEAH. She said an hour is $60 I was like WTF I just paid you for 30 minutes. And she was like how much tip?

I was like does this tip come with a happy ending?

No. No happy ending.

Then no tip.

How much tip?

OMG $20.

$20 that's all? How much tip?

Jesus Christ get off my back lady $40.

Okay $40.

Being frustrated I was hoping it would lead to something.

She swipes my card and it ends up charging twice for the tip.

So I had another hour to hopefully get something.

She rubbed my ass again for the entire hour and my legs barely touching my penis and testicles.

So after the hour she was like "30 more minutes? I do front.

I do front for 30 more minutes.

At this point I was so fucking angry I said FINE! This better come with a handjob.

Now this time I was completely on my back with my cock up.

She would rub my legs and stomach the entire time.

She moved the towel around on my cock, so I just took it off and closed my eyes.

I heard her laughing and she just put the towel back on and kept laughing.

She did a move where she would stand behind my head (while I'm laying down) and rub her hands down my chest to my belly button.

So while she was doing that I was burying my face in her tits because they were completely in front of my face.

While she was doing that as well I was just soooooo angry I put my hands up around her and was grabbing and feeling her ass while she was doing it.

She stopped and came to the side and I took the towel off again. She said "NO you do it!

So I started jacking off. And I stopped myself.

She grabbed body lotion put it on my right hand and said YOU DO IT!

I said NO YOU DO IT!

She said NO You!

And she put the towel over me again and continued massaging.

I was so fucking angry this wasn't happening I threw the towel off and just started jacking the hell out of my cock.

She was looking out the curtain to make sure no one saw. And handed me tissues.

I was fucking angry. $200 and not even a hand job I had to jack myself off.

It happened.

Kung Fu Spa.

After all this time and trouble it finally happened.

I have to say it was pretty funny.

Kung fu spa is open after midnight on weekends (best time to go).

I went there weren't any other customers.

I said I'll just have 1 girl and she kept pushing for 2. Wish I kept asking "is it good?" "Will it be good".

And she said yeah.

So I payed $80 for 30 minutes and got 2 girls.

I was lying on my stomach and the girl was forcing her hands under me to grab me.

She felt it (to prove I'm not a cop).

And had me face my stomach. And they started jacking it.

I didn't realize they were jacking it until I looked LOL.

LOL, congrats man, tell us about it.