Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Guapo Marx;1550653]Nothing I hate more than a report about a good massage with no HE. Whats up with the Twin Cites? All the BP and CL ads but no reports, other than a few busts. One thing I know is you cannot stay in the massage business without at least providing a HE. CMTs go get a job at Target by the time they are 30 if they don't provide HE. I've seen lots of ads but really hate having to TOFFT. Don't like showing up and finding the provider is 10 years old and 50 lbs heavier than her pic, with smokers breath and a buzzing cell phone. I'd like to see some decent reports. I spent a week in the Twin Cites and found plenty of youthful and willing gals on Nicolet Mall after dark, looking for a place to keep warm. But most of them had some kind of mental issue.[/QUOTE]The MP / AMP scene here really sucks. I travel a lot and often partake elsewhere because you can almost guarantee a happy ending (manual or oral). Here, for some reason, you have to practically beg for it, and then, if you are lucky, you just might get a release. I am not a DIY kind of guy. At least not if I am paying for a massage. I can whack off at home for free.

We need some new MP action in town.

- JT

It's been a while since I was up there. I could use me some mentally unstable young woman with a trim body and self esteem issues for a night. Might be time to get a notel and screw some honey to within an inch of her sanity. Once is good, twice is nice, three is free?

Excellent idea Guapo. ANd yes MPs in this town suck dog balls. They are mostly jack shacks IMO. Not like Memphis or Dallas.

Wolfe.

[QUOTE=Guapo Marx;1550653]Nothing I hate more than a report about a good massage with no HE. Whats up with the Twin Cites? All the BP and CL ads but no reports, other than a few busts. One thing I know is you cannot stay in the massage business without at least providing a HE. CMTs go get a job at Target by the time they are 30 if they don't provide HE. I've seen lots of ads but really hate having to TOFFT. Don't like showing up and finding the provider is 10 years old and 50 lbs heavier than her pic, with smokers breath and a buzzing cell phone. I'd like to see some decent reports. I spent a week in the Twin Cites and found plenty of youthful and willing gals on Nicolet Mall after dark, looking for a place to keep warm. But most of them had some kind of mental issue.[/QUOTE]

I tried cruising the stroll today and didn't find any SWs out looking for a "ride", so I headed to the North East and visited an AMP for the usual (.7 for an hour +.3 tip.) The massage was really quite good, and I left happy.

What is up with the stroll lately though. I must be missing the best times, streets, and corners, because I have not found much of anything to write home about (or more importantly, to write here about.)

- JT

[QUOTE=John in Tampa; 1558907]I tried cruising the stroll today and didn't find any SWs out looking for a "ride", so I headed to the North East and visited an AMP for the usual (.7 for an hour +.3 tip.) The massage was really quite good, and I left happy.

What is up with the stroll lately though. I must be missing the best times, streets, and corners, because I have not found much of anything to write home about (or more importantly, to write here about.)

- JT[/QUOTE]Many years ago when I lived in North Minneapolis and went out doing stuff and driving somewhere early morning for some reason would see the most activity around 2-3 in the morning around the Lowry and Lyndale intersection.

Had a trip through the cities recently. Decided to stop and sample the wares. Was quite disappointing. Tried Central spa first. Met two lovely senior citizens who offered essentially all services if you wanted to do that with grandmothers. Then on over to sunset bodyworks. Nice friendly, good looking young ladies. Did a great massage, table shower and the works. Worked all around the area and were very sensual but wouldn't actually touch the muscle I most wanted massaged. It was a great experience and I might repeat on future trips but it was amazingly limited for a city this size. Maybe I just hit the wrong places but couldn't believe how little was available.

I'm headed to your way next month staying near Blaine just wondering what spa is the best bang for your buck or and I better off with BP or a strip club ill only be there on Friday night tho any info would be great.

I am researching MPs in MSP and saw your post. Now that is bizarre. I have never come across a place where they have a table shower and do not massage the muscle! You were obviously nude for the table shower and did she not put suds on the muscle? Is is possible that you have given an LE vibe?

Are the masseuse Korean? Where is this place? I might try and if I do, I will report back.

[QUOTE=Jasonelectric;1573613]Had a trip through the cities recently. Decided to stop and sample the wares. Was quite disappointing. Tried Central spa first. Met two lovely senior citizens who offered essentially all services if you wanted to do that with grandmothers. Then on over to sunset bodyworks. Nice friendly, good looking young ladies. Did a great massage, table shower and the works. Worked all around the area and were very sensual but wouldn't actually touch the muscle I most wanted massaged. It was a great experience and I might repeat on future trips but it was amazingly limited for a city this size. Maybe I just hit the wrong places but couldn't believe how little was available.[/QUOTE]

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All communication is done through email. So same day appointments are almost impossible. Pricing on emails is confusing, as the first emails are generic and sent out by a scheduler. Either way, once you get there, it is all good.

Allow extra time getting there. Make one wrong turn and you are driving around a maze of One Way streets. Only Paid onstreet parking is available. Walked in to a decent studio and was greeted right away by Krista. She was dressed casually in a hoodie and sweats. In the room she asked if I wanted fully nude. Sure.

Massage was good. Krista is a young spinner. Lean, tall, very sexy. Krista is a smoker, that took some getting used to. But, she has wonderful tatoos and piercings. Massage is not strong, but good. Also she follows instructions well.

For the finish, she was on the table, Kissing and cuddling. It was DIY in the end. But, WOW, very pleasurable. My first DIY experience, and I will definitely be back for more. PM for more information.

I only report bad experiences and not good. Overall, the area is very poor and MP's all leave one unhappy. Asian MP on Nicollete Ct was tried and good massage but ended poor.

Well Fridays my trip to your fair city and I still am up in the air on what to do mp or sc and not a hole lot of action on the boards here lately decisions decisions. Any input would help.

[QUOTE=Funride128;1595673]Well Fridays my trip to your fair city and I still am up in the air on what to do mp or sc and not a hole lot of action on the boards here lately decisions decisions. Any input would help.[/QUOTE]Not much up in that area. If you want a massage check backpage and also check the other site that has reviews. Much more helpful in that area. MPLS is probably going to be your best bet.

[QUOTE=XSlydogX;1597283]Not much up in that area. If you want a massage check backpage and also check the other site that has reviews. Much more helpful in that area. MPLS is probably going to be your best bet.[/QUOTE]Thanks I appreciate the advice.

All the Asian MPs in this area are garbage. They are all DIY at best and most give a terrible massage. As Asian MPs are my favorite I am looking for suggestions to expand my horizons in the massage space. Any locals that offer a decent Caucasian massage with an ending that won't make me regret hitting the ATM?

Heading to Shoreview next week and looking for a half asses massage that ends happy. Please help, I have no experience, never had a massage and need your help!

Thanks in advance

[QUOTE=Mn Curious; 1605305]Heading to Shoreview next week and looking for a half asses massage that ends happy. Please help, I have no experience, never had a massage and need your help!

Thanks in advance[/QUOTE]Read the post below yours.