Strip Club Reports

I spent a few days in Key West, enjoying the sights, including the sights of the women at Bare Assets. Given the multitude of high priced tourist-oriented businesses, I wasn't expecting much from Key West's strip clubs, but decided that if I was going to give one a shot, I'd visit a club not on Duvall Street, so I walked over to Bare Assets around 8 pm on weekday evening. And was I happily surprised at what I found. While the stage dances were normal, the private dances were full contact, especially from the Latina dancers. Regular laps are $40 per song, but the high level of contact made it worthwhile. Songs are decent length. While I had to stay covered, the dancers did plenty of stick shifting, through my pants or reaching up under my shorts for some direct contact. In the three for $100 room, I was treated to a great deal of lip-to-lip contact, with both sets of the dancer's lips on mine. I spent around $300 and had dances from five dancers and left quite satisfied.

[QUOTE=MarblesKyle;5325496]VIP Club actually came up in conversation at work today with someone else who had just been to Key West, he basically described a house with a front porch full of half naked women. I remembered my last trip to Key West (almost ten years ago) we saw a place just like this. Three hotties sitting on the porch calling to us to come inside. We thought it was a strip club so we went in. Turned out to be a fake brothel, and I could tell right away so I got the hell out of there. My friend wasn't so lucky.

I showed my coworker a picture of this place on google and he confirmed that was it. I can't believe this place is still open. I've never seen a more blatant scam in my mongering career. Granted, ten years ago the women were gorgeous. It sounds like now they are running out the B team and even posting fake five star reviews of themselves on Google.

How does a place like this not get shut down?[/QUOTE]Its not a fake brothel, just an exorbitantly priced one. I've fucked one of them 15 $$ and another offered the sam arrangement but was un connected to the first. This is both in and out of the place so don't think once you get the number to meet outside you will get a reasonable deal. And no I cannot afford this, was just drunk and stupid on 3 occasions.

[QUOTE=Namdat;5533487]Its not a fake brothel, just an exorbitantly priced one. I've fucked one of them 15 $$ and another offered the sam arrangement but was un connected to the first. This is both in and out of the place so don't think once you get the number to meet outside you will get a reasonable deal. And no I cannot afford this, was just drunk and stupid on 3 occasions.[/QUOTE]You got lucky, most guys have to jack off to a nude girl for lot of money.

[QUOTE=Louielouie;5536087]You got lucky, most guys have to jack off to a nude girl for lot of money.[/QUOTE]Strip clubs are not worth it especially in the Florida keys. You want to get laid you would have to spend over $300 for 30 min from these strippers but if some charge you $300 for about 3 hrs then I think it's well worth it. Do you guys agree? To me 3 hrs is a long time. I spent $250 for 5 hrs on a escort about 15 almost 20 yrs ago.

It IS ABSOLUTELY a fake brothel. And I agree that you got very lucky. Almost always it is 800 to jack of while the girl is nude and NO touching allowed at all. These rules are carefully enforced, so it is highly unusual that anything will happen other than a lot of trickery well practice with training that is rather sophisticated such that drunk tourists (the only target, really) don't stand a chance. THERE IS A REASON THIS PLACE HAS BEEN SO LONG IN EXISTENCE. Now, they are free to give out their numbers and often do for OTC. With OTC your chances are much better, but the price will not be.

[QUOTE=FrankSzoll;5538286]It IS ABSOLUTELY a fake brothel. And I agree that you got very lucky. Almost always it is 800 to jack of while the girl is nude and NO touching allowed at all. These rules are carefully enforced, so it is highly unusual that anything will happen other than a lot of trickery well practice with training that is rather sophisticated such that drunk tourists (the only target, really) don't stand a chance. THERE IS A REASON THIS PLACE HAS BEEN SO LONG IN EXISTENCE. Now, they are free to give out their numbers and often do for OTC. With OTC your chances are much better, but the price will not be.[/QUOTE]800? No way.

Yessir! Sometimes more- just to jack off and look at nude girl. I'm telling you it is a sophisticated trap such to the point where the guy just gives up and is GLAD to walk away and let them hit the card for 800 . Afteralll, if you go in stumbling drunk, then later sober up and realize you got a flight to catch with a whole wife and family waiting back home it doesn't seem so bad to take an 800 hit off a card with a 10 k limit, especially when you already probably spent 3-4 k on the trip. And especially considering they already got your thumb print, very wicked place with a very specific target which works perfectly in the dynamic that is kw.

Anyone care to share info on Woodys. Any extras to be had in private dance? How private is the VIP area? Rates for a happy ending.

[QUOTE=DennisonDean;5759540]Anyone care to share info on Woodys. Any extras to be had in private dance? How private is the VIP area? Rates for a happy ending.[/QUOTE]I've been there twice and have still yet to see a girl. Had a few drinks and bounced both times.

[QUOTE=DennisonDean;5759540]Anyone care to share info on Woodys. Any extras to be had in private dance? How private is the VIP area? Rates for a happy ending.[/QUOTE]No private dance area. Unless there's a fishing tournament in town to draw some girls out of Miami there's usually no hot girls there. They don't start dancing until after happy hour.

I quit going several years ago. A friend lives down the street and he goes to Tootsies in North Miami.

Haven't been to KW in 25 years until today. Safe to say everything on Duval is a clip joint. Lots of MP on the way into town, also clip? Anything of note going on in KW or any other key?

[QUOTE=Fiasco20;5764546]Haven't been to KW in 25 years until today. Safe to say everything on Duval is a clip joint. Lots of MP on the way into town, also clip? Anything of note going on in KW or any other key?[/QUOTE]Besides the girls advertising on tryst, this is the only real date that I know of. I have not seen her because of CBJ but she has been around for over 10 years. We used to have a good board here in so fla and I saw reviews. I almost saw her a couple of weeks ago but she was slow on responding. Maybe if you set something up in advance instead of last minute. edited to add, she does advertise in Key West, ask for her snap.

Glad to see some activity here at least. What is a "CLIP" joint. "safe to say clip joints on Duval" I don't know what that means?

[QUOTE=FrankSzoll;5767664]Glad to see some activity here at least. What is a "CLIP" joint. "safe to say clip joints on Duval" I don't know what that means?[/QUOTE]Wikipedia gives a pretty good summary of a clip joint. Chicago has a few that advertise as a spa but everyone knows what the deal is.

Probably heading to Bare Assets tonight unless I hear a better option.