Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Seafor;3498832]Was really feeling the itch and was on the westside near a1. Recalled I didn't have much fun last time but the need was overpowering so I went in.

Place is so paranoid of LE it's ridiculous.[/QUOTE]Oh man, I wish I had read this before I stopped at this place today. I must have triggered their LE alert, because I got nothing. Nada. Zip. Zero. A total waste of time. Even the massage was crappy. She made me wear the pants, AND put a towel over me for the flip.

Provider's name was Dree, I think. She mumbled so badly, I couldn't tell, but when I repeated Dree, she said, "Uh-huh. " She must be the legit provider mamasan gives to cops. Her crappy technique should tip them off that she isn't certified. She must have gone over on time about 15 minutes though. And even a crappy massage is somewhat relaxing.

I tipped $10 out of stupid courtesy and bounced. After the $50 entry fee, I was only out $60, but still, super disappointing.

German-American club parking lot was FULL.

[QUOTE=Hundred;3675179]I assume that all MPs in SM are dead, closed, or for old farts.

Please confirm.[/QUOTE]I have been curious about Skin Paradise on Pico at Lincoln. Cici gets a lot of reviews on another site. I stopped by today and they were busy. Told me to come back, but I made the mistake of going to A-1 instead for a bad experience. It was dead, and for old farts, and should be closed.

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Yeah that's a useful review. Good job it's very helpful.

It's always interesting to me when I have consistently good experiences at a place slammed by others. I dropped by A-1 because MMS said Penny was there. She wasn't. I was not happy. Penny is old, but delivers a great (for me) PSE. I walked out and a short, chubby but cute provider chased me and persuaded me back in. Had a great time with skilled and enthusiastic BBBJCIM. Not a fan of chubby ones, but attitude made up for it.

Last visit to Chen was good as well. Short, voluptuous provider, friendly; didn't ask for tip upfront but earned a good one. Probably the least consistent of the AMPs I visit, tho.

AFAIK there are no AMPs with hotties in SM. But nothing as awful as the now-closed Sun Massage Retirement Home For Old W hor es, either.

[QUOTE=Willie23;3756491]It's always interesting to me when I have consistently good experiences at a place slammed by others. I dropped by A-1 because MMS said Penny was there. She wasn't. I was not happy. Penny is old, but delivers a great (for me) PSE. I walked out and a short, chubby but cute provider chased me and persuaded me back in. Had a great time with skilled and enthusiastic BBBJCIM. Not a fan of chubby ones, but attitude made up for it.

Last visit to Chen was good as well. Short, voluptuous provider, friendly; didn't ask for tip upfront but earned a good one. Probably the least consistent of the AMPs I visit, tho.

AFAIK there are no AMPs with hotties in SM. But nothing as awful as the now-closed Sun Massage Retirement Home For Old W hor es, either.[/QUOTE]I have had the strudel at A-1, where the fook is chen?

On SM Blvd, north side, just west of Bundy in one of those shitty little strip malls second floor.

[QUOTE=Hundred;3782409]I have had the strudel at A-1, where the fook is chen?[/QUOTE]

There used to be a great thai / korean massage place near Q's in the fedex plaza.

Insanely hot, petite, accommodating 20 somethings who knew their way around the pole and could dance!

But then that would WLA.

I miss those days.

Sounds like that dream is long gone these days.

I always hoped Sony would return. What a Hall of Famer.

Let me see if I got this.

A-1 is still open. It is either LE paranoid, or paranoid that one of its techs will die due to old age. But, there is possibly BB action there, and definitely CIM.

The place by bay cities is fucken closed.

There is a place on pico near lincoln, I pass it on the way to the beach. Is it for real?

The soul massage on like santa monica by centinela is totally legit, correct?

So is the little blue spot.

Two others nearby opened, have not stopped in yet.

[QUOTE=Seafor;3945220]So is the little blue spot.

Two others nearby opened, have not stopped in yet.[/QUOTE]Little blue spot. Unknown.

Two others. Unknown.

Chens closed. Anyone know where those ladies went off to? Please pm.

Sushi spot is open again under another name. $. 5 for anything. Scripted.

A few other spots I've walked into but they seem more legit.

New place, on Venice west of centinela (12577 Venice). Anyone toftt yet? Looks like it could be promising based on neon signs.

Looking for anything around Santa Monica or west LA. Hope someone can help.