Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Napretep123]I agree that it is pretty vague and if I wrote my own description (rather than copy the description that someone else wrote), there would be more of it. But being that it is a small club and I've never seen a girl there that has redish blonde hair, let a lone any body that gives high milage in this club, I think that there may be a chance that somebody knows her. Anyway if anybody does know who I'm talking about, please PM or post the info. Also if anyone knows any other dancer in this club that gives high milage that would be appreciated. I'm tired of driving to COI or KH8 to get high milage at relatively low cost.[/QUOTE]

Agreed. I'm just teasing you really. I've met black girls that dance at clubs that qualify under the "blond hair and fake boobs" description.

Is there no more sleezy action here at the strip clubs in the valley?

I had this dream that I visited Valley Ball on Monday. It as quiet, only about 4 guys around 3pm. I hit up the dance rail and saw girls dance. Dropping about 4$ on the stage got me great views of the wonder works.

I passed on a couple of dances, to keep checking out what came out on stage.

A semi-full-figured girl came up and asked for a dance. I said I would try the topless first and decide on nude later. We head to the back/side area. The dance was very "hot", and I got to see alot of nice views. A little gear shifting, and snuggling. I asked if we could "advance" to the nude area so I could see more. We moved forward and I got 4 dances. Let's just say, she knows how to drive a stick shift, and the fact that I had to hit the bathroom afterwards was awesome. Spent about $ that day. Also saw a hot lil latina. Not as "showy", but definately pushed down hard. I thought my jeans would have popped her cherry.

Then I woke up.

Stopped at the club after a hard week a work while visiting from the east coast. Large billboard made it easy to find. Lack of booze was a bit of a bummer, but could go next door for a drink or two. Dancers were much better and more friendly at Xposed. got some very nice lap dances from a few really cute girls. As the night went on more dancers showed up. I'll bet that after 10PM there were more girls than guy's. It was like a mongers playground.

I met a dancer named Baby, Star or something like that. Very nice all natural girl. We talk a bit and go do a private dance. After a dance or two she makes me a offer I can't refuse. We go have dinner and then get a room. Great BJ skills and a really tight snatch. Tasted good also, we have fun for an hour or so. After each of us climax, we clean up and I take her back to the club. Now that's what I call take-out.

[QUOTE=Jpeaz]Stopped at the club after a hard week a work while visiting from the east coast. Large billboard made it easy to find. Lack of booze was a bit of a bummer, but could go next door for a drink or two. Dancers were much better and more friendly at Xposed. got some very nice lap dances from a few really cute girls. As the night went on more dancers showed up. I'll bet that after 10PM there were more girls than guy's. It was like a mongers playground.

I met a dancer named Baby, Star or something like that. Very nice all natural girl. We talk a bit and go do a private dance. After a dance or two she makes me a offer I can't refuse. We go have dinner and then get a room. Great BJ skills and a really tight snatch. Tasted good also, we have fun for an hour or so. After each of us climax, we clean up and I take her back to the club. Now that's what I call take-out.[/QUOTE]

What was the damage? PM if you would prefer to keep it off the board.

Sounds like the girls there have loosened up significantly, or at least that one, unless she had a snake-like S tat on her thigh (which I doubt, that chick, while selling the goods, pissed the establishment off).

I used to love Xposed, but haven't been there in about 1-2 years. I had one blond barfly chick latch onto me and cockblock the entire evening like 4 visits in a row, and another try to upsell me by a c note or so, and I just stopped going.

Found that personally, the Rhino down the street got much better mileage and the girls tended to be prettier. Still, there are better mileage places out there if you're willing to drive.

A dancer was set on fire outside Babes N' Beer in Tarzana the other night:

[url]http://www.dailynews.com/ci_11634639[/url]

Send your good thought/prayers/yin force/whatever her way.

And be careful out there.

[QUOTE=Mr Sixty]A dancer was set on fire outside Babes N' Beer in Tarzana the other night:

[url]http://www.dailynews.com/ci_11634639[/url]

Send your good thought/prayers/yin force/whatever her way.

And be careful out there.[/QUOTE]Hey everybody, long time lurker here,but after reading the article I feel like I needed to let loose. I personally think those two people that burned the dancer deserve to be doused in gasoline and burned themselves! What a disgusting act of cruelty!

I always thought of a certain club in NoHo as a low-mileage club, but apparently, that is changing. Twice in the last two weeks, I've had decent mileage, and have the feeling that more could be on the menu.

Today I tried the theme rooms for the first time. $60 for four "songs". (Actually there is a timer, so who knows what you are really getting.) Super privacy, and I actually had to stop things from happening that I didn't want to happen. (I'm a mid-mileage kind of guy.) I *almost* got KH8-level mileage.

They may have to change the name of the town to YesHo.

Don't mean to be obscure, but Uncle Leo will shut this place down in a minute, so discretion is not a bad idea.

Looks like the Valley Ball's been bought out. Not sure who, Deja Vu maybe. Went in last week on a whim, price is the same for everything on the menu.

Girls were far, far better than the last time I went to VB. Mostly 7, some 8's. Ended up getting a dance with a girl who had no tits, and was rail skinny. Her name eludes me (worked Wed. during the afternoon). She takes me to the back, motions to the manager that she wants to give me a 2 for 1 deal, and he's cool with it, which was nice.

First surprise, there are new "rooms" in the back for dances. No talk of cameras, and it was pretty high mileage. By the end of the first song she was either playing stick shift of grinding her clit hard against me to get her going. By the end of her second song she was dripping wet and burning hot and was letting me have full access. Did 3 more songs for a total of 140. HE from her, and I made her hit the O 2 or 3 times. Traded some information, tipped 20, hit the bathroom to clean up, and moved on.

VB might actually be increasing in service and talent. It'll be worth checking out again.

[QUOTE=The Flatline]Looks like the Valley Ball's been bought out. Not sure who, Deja Vu maybe. Went in last week on a whim, price is the same for everything on the menu. [/QUOTE]

I believe its Bare Elegance that has put their foot here.

I will say I didn't get that good of a dance, but the new price structure of 20 for topless and 35 for nude seems to fit the budget better now. I actually got a 2 song deal for 20 (and tipped 5).

The "mid afternoon" was slow, but there was some nice "hearty" looking white girls with nice hip action going on.

Not much to expect.. standard... but nice to see some new faces.

I used to post in the international section of the guide, but since I returned from over seas (used to live and monger to the fullest) its hard for me to find a good enough spot that will make me happy action for the money paid. Recently I am becoming quite the addict to strip joints. I usually take a quick trip to city of industry as there is where I can go for a pretty extensive menu if you pick the right girl. Started off at paradise showgirls on valley blvd, but then checked out Hawaii Theater and became a fan. Full menu available, but you do have to pay a couple $ if you want to have fun. Today I had an appointment in the morning and decided to stay home for the remainder of the day, but in boredom decided to hit up the spots around the area. Ended up in Rouge. I was pleasantly surprised of the facility, not to mention the girls working were mostly 8's, maybe a couple 9's, about 10 girls working the day shift. Entrance $10 bucks, $20 topless, $40 nude. Not bad. Was approached by a girl with the name of Alexia. Maybe a 7, nice tits and huge ass. Decided to try out the mileage on the girls and opted for the $20 option. Not bad at all, good grind, good attention to my member, can touch pretty much everywhere, kiss, suck tits, everything. So I decide to go for a couple topless dances. At this point I was happy. Wanted to continue enjoying the day. Was approached by this tall Armenian girl, booty can use a little more meat, but huge knockers. Decide to go for one of them 2x1 special, not a bad idea, but this time the $40 dollar option, so the girl while dancing decides to put my hands on her pootang, I was like awesome! Sucking tities, bitting neck. AND! She wispers in my ear: I like it in the ass too. I was like awesome! So I stick my middle finger up her ass! Hahahaha. After those dances, I took one more from this Filipino/Mexican girl, she was ok, about a 6-7, and lastly back to Alexia who really hooked me up. After the second dance I pretty much finished in my pants. Laughed with her a bit, asked me to come back and took off. Total damage for the entire afternoon: Couple $, lots of fun considering that I didn't really poke. Next time I'll check the ViP which I think its 120 for 3 songs. Maybe something happens in more privacy. Deffinetely go back and glad I decided to check out the spot. I am surprised I don't see more feedback on the place.

Good to hear that it is still running hot. I haven't been there for quote a while, but I did have one of the best strip joint experiences over there. See here: [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=561795&postcount=32[/url]

It might not be the same mileage as starz or KH8, but there are definately some lookers that make the trip worth it.

[QUOTE=Caaznlvr]I used to post in the international section of the guide, but since I returned from over seas (used to live and monger to the fullest) its hard for me to find a good enough spot that will make me happy action for the money paid. Recently I am becoming quite the addict to strip joints. I usually take a quick trip to city of industry as there is where I can go for a pretty extensive menu if you pick the right girl. Started off at paradise showgirls on valley blvd, but then checked out Hawaii Theater and became a fan. Full menu available, but you do have to pay a couple $ if you want to have fun. Today I had an appointment in the morning and decided to stay home for the remainder of the day, but in boredom decided to hit up the spots around the area. Ended up in Rouge. I was pleasantly surprised of the facility, not to mention the girls working were mostly 8's, maybe a couple 9's, about 10 girls working the day shift. Entrance $10 bucks, $20 topless, $40 nude. Not bad. Was approached by a girl with the name of Alexia. Maybe a 7, nice tits and huge ass. Decided to try out the mileage on the girls and opted for the $20 option. Not bad at all, good grind, good attention to my member, can touch pretty much everywhere, kiss, suck tits, everything. So I decide to go for a couple topless dances. At this point I was happy. Wanted to continue enjoying the day. Was approached by this tall Armenian girl, booty can use a little more meat, but huge knockers. Decide to go for one of them 2x1 special, not a bad idea, but this time the $40 dollar option, so the girl while dancing decides to put my hands on her pootang, I was like awesome! Sucking tities, bitting neck. AND! She wispers in my ear: I like it in the ass too. I was like awesome! So I stick my middle finger up her ass! Hahahaha. After those dances, I took one more from this Filipino/Mexican girl, she was ok, about a 6-7, and lastly back to Alexia who really hooked me up. After the second dance I pretty much finished in my pants. Laughed with her a bit, asked me to come back and took off. Total damage for the entire afternoon: Couple $, lots of fun considering that I didn't really poke. Next time I'll check the ViP which I think its 120 for 3 songs. Maybe something happens in more privacy. Deffinetely go back and glad I decided to check out the spot. I am surprised I don't see more feedback on the place.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Caaznlvr]I used to post in the international section of the guide, but since I returned from over seas (used to live and monger to the fullest) its hard for me to find a good enough spot that will make me happy action for the money paid. Recently I am becoming quite the addict to strip joints. I usually take a quick trip to city of industry as there is where I can go for a pretty extensive menu if you pick the right girl. Started off at paradise showgirls on valley blvd, but then checked out Hawaii Theater and became a fan. Full menu available, but you do have to pay a couple $ if you want to have fun. Today I had an appointment in the morning and decided to stay home for the remainder of the day, but in boredom decided to hit up the spots around the area. Ended up in Rouge. I was pleasantly surprised of the facility, not to mention the girls working were mostly 8's, maybe a couple 9's, about 10 girls working the day shift. Entrance $10 bucks, $20 topless, $40 nude. Not bad. Was approached by a girl with the name of Alexia. Maybe a 7, nice tits and huge ass. Decided to try out the mileage on the girls and opted for the $20 option. Not bad at all, good grind, good attention to my member, can touch pretty much everywhere, kiss, suck tits, everything. So I decide to go for a couple topless dances. At this point I was happy. Wanted to continue enjoying the day. Was approached by this tall Armenian girl, booty can use a little more meat, but huge knockers. Decide to go for one of them 2x1 special, not a bad idea, but this time the $40 dollar option, so the girl while dancing decides to put my hands on her pootang, I was like awesome! Sucking tities, bitting neck. AND! She wispers in my ear: I like it in the ass too. I was like awesome! So I stick my middle finger up her ass! Hahahaha. After those dances, I took one more from this Filipino/Mexican girl, she was ok, about a 6-7, and lastly back to Alexia who really hooked me up. After the second dance I pretty much finished in my pants. Laughed with her a bit, asked me to come back and took off. Total damage for the entire afternoon: Couple $, lots of fun considering that I didn't really poke. Next time I'll check the ViP which I think its 120 for 3 songs. Maybe something happens in more privacy. Deffinetely go back and glad I decided to check out the spot. I am surprised I don't see more feedback on the place.[/QUOTE]

B I T C H ! This is what I call a good time! Great post. Brings back good memories of UHM (Ultra High Mileage) in strip clubs. Sometimes that shit makes my heart beat faster than when you're at an amp. It's the "not knowing" how far you can ultimately go that makes it so exciting. And getting your finger up her starfish while getting a lap dance? That's fucking awesome.

Bender

Fwiw, I worked for this outfit over a decade ago at "The Jet Strip. " The same guys have owned all three clubs for at least 15 years. Controls have always been pretty tight at BE and TJS, but the Ball was let to run itself for a long time. Anyhow, I'm not surprised they're bringing their corporate weight to bear over in the Valley. The group that own the clubs are actually a good group of guys who just want to make sure they stay in business and on the right side of the law.

Which is why I spend my money on independents and LAMPs. I'd rather know what I'm gonna get than drop a bunch of money hoping I might get a HE.

[QUOTE=WulfgarX]I believe its Bare Elegance that has put their foot here.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Helfarch]
Which is why I spend my money on independents and LAMPs. I'd rather know what I'm gonna get than drop a bunch of money hoping I might get a HE.[/QUOTE]

Too bad they don't do lap dances at the LAMP's. Then again, who's complaining! Heh.