I think that's reasonably good creative writing there. When he wrote "gummybears," in my mind's eye I saw long, suckable nipples.
Was I wrong?
O 46
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I think that's reasonably good creative writing there. When he wrote "gummybears," in my mind's eye I saw long, suckable nipples.
Was I wrong?
O 46
[QUOTE=Laxman #2]How would you rate the former Maya from DT if you saw her hanging out on the stroll at 3 AM? Talk about a traffic jam! [/QUOTE]
Nah, just a few dozen rear-end collisions and an equal number of monger whiplash!
[QUOTE=Pcpc1688]I know the game well...[/QUOTE]
You keep saying that... is that like some sort of positive reinforcement? Because you know that shit doesn't really work - but it is kind of funny when you see people walking down the street mumbling repetitive phrases to themselves.
"I know the game well, I know the game well, I know the game well, I know the game well, I know the game well, I know the game well, I know the game well, I know the game well..."
and maybe one day you will.
Benchseats Rock
[QUOTE=Odysseus 46]I think that's reasonably good creative writing there. When he wrote "gummybears," in my mind's eye I saw long, suckable nipples.
Was I wrong?
O 46[/QUOTE]
That's just the analogy I was trying to craft. And chew I did! :o)
PP
Puss,
ROTFLMFAO! I love the gummys analogy.
Looks like Bench got his S.O. off the keyboard.
[QUOTE=Laxman #2]Question: How would you rate the former Maya from DT if you saw her hanging out on the stroll at 3 AM? Talk about a traffic jam!
Lax[/QUOTE]The only reason I put SWs on the same scale, albiet graded on a curve, is to keep from admitting I'd fuck a 3 on the Lax AMP Rating System (“LARS”™) scale. :D
Maya is pretty much one of those rare 10's as an AMP girl, so she would have to draw an 11 if I were cruising Vermont/K St. when the AMP closed... She probably is the most beautiful woman I have been with. If she were on the stroll, then LAX would probably start doing SWs right then and there...
[QUOTE=Big Red50]
Right now my preference is Hispanic, Black, White and Asian, I have not been to an AMP in years, perhaps it is time to visit. I know how to cure monger fever and a Hispanic/Black Booty attack. I think I need a yellow fever cure.
Does it really run sideways[/QUOTE]
It only runs sideways when she is sitting on you in some funky ass position. I think the sideways thing got started cause them Asian pussies are so much tighter, harder to get the ole shlong in there sometimes...
Check your PM.
LL
[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]You keep saying that... is that like some sort of positive reinforcement? Because you know that shit doesn't really work - but it is kind of funny when you see people walking down the street mumbling repetitive phrases to themselves.
"I know the game well, I know the game well, I know the game well, I know the game well, I know the game well, I know the game well, I know the game well, I know the game well..."
And maybe one day you will.
Benchseats Rock[/QUOTE]Box,
Why are you beating me up so bad? I am entitled to my opinions as you are yours. Please stop preaching and patronizing me.
Thanks,
PC
[QUOTE=Odysseus 46]I think that's reasonably good creative writing there. When he wrote "gummybears," in my mind's eye I saw long, suckable nipples.
Was I wrong?
O 46[/QUOTE]
The "gummybears" came after the reference to her ass. My first thought was hemorrhoids; but hey, that's me.
[QUOTE=LoveLOS]
Maya is pretty much one of those rare 10's as an AMP girl, so she would have to draw an 11 if I were cruising Vermont/K St. when the AMP closed... She probably is the most beautiful woman I have been with. If she were on the stroll, then LAX would probably start doing SWs right then and there..[/QUOTE]
That would be a correct assumption on your part my friend ;) Although the most enchanting woman in my book was Bebe who briefly graced us at Sun maybe two years ago now. Angel wasn't hard to look at either :D
Visited Sun the other day after calling ahead for an appointment with Honey. All the letters of the alphabet were on the menu and it was just what the doctored ordered to cure my yellow fever.
Honey LARS Rating:
Face 8
Body 8.5
Attitude 9
Service 9
SMWSLT
Lax
[QUOTE=Sarang Haeyo]The "gummybears" came after the reference to her ass. My first thought was hemorrhoids; but hey, that's me.[/QUOTE]
Dang, you painted a pretty bad picture there S.H. My sick and feeble mind cannot take that gross stuff LOL
on a comparison note.. AMPS in DC are still a good bargain compared to Howard County. According to my friend who happens to be a Howard County AMP owner, the owners have got together and are now charging $70 for 45 minutes even though they advertise and hour. The 45minutes will be shortened to 20 minutes when busy. Table Showers are going to be a thing of the past as many of them have been forcibly removed by HoCo inspectors!
Think about it...you give your own stand up shower, most of the time your shortened time will be 20 mins instead of an hr, and they are all older providers in their 40's and 50's. HOCO or DC...let me see...I think DC!
[QUOTE=Pcpc1688]Box,
Why are you beating me up so bad? I am entitled to my opinions as you are yours. Please stop preaching and patronizing me.
Thanks,
PC[/QUOTE]
For starters, you're a noobie who calls me Box Springs Squeak - unless LL told you to, but he didn't.
You're entitled to your opinion to be sure, but that doesn't mean you're right.
As for preaching, it comes naturally - as for patronizing you, as far as I am aware, I've never given you so much as a dollar. Ohhhh, you meant the other way.... um, about that... I'm afraid the answer is no.
Good solid reporting and respect for other members and people; these are the ways to get me off your back.
Benchseats Rock
Eye Bar is not open. Phone not answered. Sign on door says "Construction Check back 15 Jan". Noises behind door. Sign last week said check back 8 Jan. Oh well. Wish they would put the sign someplace other than at the top of 4 flights of stairs!
On a better note, 1333 is up and well. Short but sweet time with May. Her rating:
Face 7
Body 8
Attitude 8
Service 8 -- Only for the short duration.
[QUOTE=Pcpc1688]Box,
Why are you beating me up so bad? I am entitled to my opinions as you are yours. Please stop preaching and patronizing me.
Thanks,
PC[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]For starters, you're a noobie who calls me Box Springs Squeak - unless LL told you to, but he didn't.
You're entitled to your opinion to be sure, but that doesn't mean you're right.
As for preaching, it comes naturally - as for patronizing you, as far as I am aware, I've never given you so much as a dollar. Ohhhh, you meant the other way.... um, about that... I'm afraid the answer is no.
Good solid reporting and respect for other members and people; these are the ways to get me off your back.
Benchseats Rock[/QUOTE]Hey Bench:
Do I smell Napalm?
Just wondering
Big Red
[QUOTE=Pcpc1688]That is so GAY. LOL
All the girls want is something call Benjamin Franklins. Anything else is just not that important. For the fruit bearers on the board, please give us a break on this GAY thing you're doing. Before long, your going to bring them Tampax or Massengales.
PC out[/QUOTE]Some of us may not be macho men super studs, especially the superannuated ones. Some of us may like it when the K-girls chew our nipples and do FUTB. But Jackson makes it OK for us to be like that without having our masculinity questioned or our gender orientation stated wrongly.
[QUOTE=Jackson]No Flaming: Please do not post any messages that harrass, insult, belittle, threaten or flame another member.
SPAM Spam is defined as postings to the Forum that are contrary to the purpose of the site, including:
Homosexual Messages
Personal Insults & Attacks
Hate Messages
General BS[/QUOTE] With that said, some of your posts have been quite good. I hope you will continue to post and even continue the humor. But be careful. BSR has inherited TM's crusade against uppity newbies. In time you may be admitted to Olympus where thunderbolts are tossed back and forth with relative impunity.
What is 1688 besides the year of the Siege of Londonderry, Ireland?
Pax (latin for peace), Double Nickle
[b][size=5]Cops are at Kinja and busting the place.[/b][/size]
[b][size=3]This is a real time report.[/b][/size]
[b]Forewarned is Forearmed.[/b]
Benchseats Rock
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Today I dreamed I visited Sun. Part of the dream was a nightmare...NO RUNNING WATER! Wash cloths to start and forget about any AR.
For some reason (a parking spot at 3:30 in DC) I decided to stay and indulge in Gina. Turned out to be a good decision.
Resident provider for approximately 2 weeks. She is about 5'4, slim with a square waist. However she does have nice legs, nice butt, nice natural reactive a-cups, and a very cute face (mild K-features). Engrish is decent, and she is very willing to open up about whatever I wished to talk about.
We started with a brief cleaning. The massage opened up with a lot of foot work on PPs back (always a fav). The rest of my rub included some excellent stretching, very hard massage (strong hands), and lots of chops and pops. Gina is very well trained.
The main event began with lots and lots of b2b, tongue massage, light touch etc. The flip began with some very enthusiastic french lessons with serious attention given to the feelings of PP's huevos. "we feel very happy" is what I recall hearing. We rode happily off into the sunset in several variations of RCG, which included some very nice scenery of the grand canyon and pacific rim. Too bad I forgot my camera.
At the end she proudly stated "I won!" She did win round one anyway, but I happily accept the challange to another bout. We lied around and chatted for a while until my time expired.
LARS scale ratings:
Face 8+
Bod 7
Attitude 9
Massage and Service 9
Overall an 8+ I would repeat and recommend.
Enjoy!
PP