Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

First time at an AMP in over a year...decided to go to Pine. Met by older mamasan at the door, who showed me to a room. Not even 20 seconds later, I was met by Ci-Ci. Beautiful, young, and wearing a skimpy top and VERY short shorts. I paid the room fee for the hour and she asked if I wanted table shower. I said yes, and off we went. She asked if I had been here before, and of course I said yes...even though this was my first time here. Then she asked who I saw....and of course I couldn't remember any names. Table shower was excellent. She asked permission before she washed the good parts. Then went to the sauna, and then to the room. Great massage, she let my hands wander. This girl has a great rack on her. Big puffy nips. She started on the HR...without even asking, which was very nice. My hands wandered under her shorts, and she was very wet. Which got me going even more, and it didn't take too long for me to finish.

Great experience..
Looks - 8
Massage - 7
Experience - 8

After reading all the reviews, decided to give it a try. I was given Kay, in room #4. (Don't know if there's any connection between the girls and the room number or not.) The mama san asked if it was my first time there, and since I had to use the john and didn't know where it was I was forced to answer yes. (Beats the hell out of barging into rooms til I find it.)
To make a long story short, got nothing more than a massage. When I moved her hand to the one place she had avoided, she absolutely refused to help. (Tod me to do it myself.)I had already stuck my hand up her pant leg and determined she didn't have underwear on, so have no idea what her problem was. After driving 25 miles and 40 minutes I got nada. Won't be back, and wouldn't recommend her. If I'm going to do it myself I'll stay home and save gas money.

I have been there twice last month didn't get anything.

The second time I was able to roam my hands all over her, thats it.

Hello Everyone,

I know this is a long shot, but I was wondering if anyone knows if Jeanie of Pine is the same Jeanie that worked at Ace in Downers Grove a couple of years back. Jeanie of Ace was a mid to late 30's girl that seemed a bit taller than any other Spa girl. Perhaps that was due to her high heels? Anyway, back then she fashioned a shot hair cut that was sort of puffed out. I guess they call it a Bob cut. She always seemed to have a lot of makeup on. Her body was very nice and curvy for an Asain woman. Very nice tits with smallish nipples. Although she was not super skinny, her body was very firm, and I loved holding onto that shapely waist of hers. She would often chat about her job and how men needed help to relax and how massage was very important for good health.

Sorry if I am going on and on... I am just trying to see if any of the qualities I remember about ACE Jeanie can be applied to Pine Jeanie. Thanks for your time in reading.

Regardless of Pine Jeanie being my long lost Jeanie; based on all of the reviews here, I will still be visiting your lovely town on my next trip to WI!!! Thank you all for all the great posts!!!

This Jeanie could be that one. She has long hair now, but does wear a lot of makeup. She is shapely and has nice breasts, though I wouldn't call her nips small. She talkative, though not a chatterbox. She likes to slap your ass affectionately - to me that would be the dead giveaway.

Hi guys,

Its been awhile since I posted but here goes. Went to Pine Saturday the 24th. I usually get Tina but they had a brand new girl there named Jo Jo. Young (early twenties my guess) half Korean and Half Japanese. She is only working Saturdays while shes being stump broke. Well she didn't waste any time I took the Hour took the shower and she did a nice TS job but a little Shy about handle the goods. Any way. I did the dry sauna for a few minute snad then back to the room. Before I left the Sauna Tina popped in to say Hi.

So in the room new negotiations take place, she wants 1 biggie for FS. No way I say, . 4 for a taste and a tug. She keept tryin, I kept firm and she finally relinquished. So I had a snack at the y. Shes very tasty and enjoyed a great deal. Then she went right for the tug as I was ready.

After she kept saying, next time I sit there OK please? Pointing at the johnson and she was very convincing that she WANTED IT. LOL

Anyway. She almost forgot about the massage which I had to practically beg for to get. When she did comply it was hardly work it.

So Face 7, body 7, Extras 8 massage 3

Take care all

I've been in Houston, TX for the last week and thought I would share this with my spa visiting pals,

Went to a spa by the Galleria area and was greeted by two young attractive 25 ish looking asian gals, I'm told its 140 "all inclusive" at the door, "no hidden charge". All I can say is after the shower, massage, BBJ and FS I went home one happy camper.

What a true joy it was compared to shit I get out here.

Was in Colombia South America last week. Got a nice 45 minute massage from a cute, smokin body Columbiana. Happy ending included. 15 dollars. She was very happy with the 3 dollar tip I left her. Then I came back to the good old USA, where a spa worker offered me the same thing for 135 dollars.
DOH!

Shadow, you're killing me. I'd be as happy as a pig in shit if I could get it for 15 bucks in Chicago.

Nice one Shadow! But for a true comparison you'd need to roll in your air, hotel, and expenses and then I'd still probably came out ahead, plus I didn't need to have someone translate a foreign language for me, or have to risk being kidnapped! LOL

Yeah I know outside the country mongering is way better, but I was simply trying to point out how bad we have it here in Chicago compared to the rest of this over priced nation, had a similar experience in Tampa last year as well where for under 200 I got to pick a 9+ stripper quality gal for the whole experience. Here in Chi-town 200 only gets you JO, and on Lake st even less.

[QUOTE=TheShadow2]Was in Colombia South America last week. Got a nice 45 minute massage from a cute, smokin body Columbiana. Happy ending included. 15 dollars. She was very happy with the 3 dollar tip I left her. Then I came back to the good old USA, where a spa worker offered me the same thing for 135 dollars.
DOH![/QUOTE]

Wasn't trying to one up ya, just still frustrated after taking one for the team at Salon 88. (Read my post in the massage section of Chicago.)
Left unrelieved after dropping 60 bucks, so add that in and you really came out ahead of me...
But no need for translating, (I know enough espanol to get by) and if you stick to Cartagena, no risk of kidnapping. FS from incredibly hot women for 40 bucks or less. A little effort and you can get it for free from the "good" girls.
Paradise found :-)

Made another visit to Pine Spa on Friday and had Jeannie. Massage was very good and the ending was nice. Russian technique, followed by a little more massage and strectching. Got the feeling more can be had next time.

[QUOTE=TheShadow2]Wasn't trying to one up ya, just still frustrated after taking one for the team at Salon 88. (Read my post in the massage section of Chicago.)[/QUOTE]

No sweat! The team very much apreciates your efforts and reports.

I'll keep you posted as I get to do the sex tour to Amsterdam, Singapore, Sao Paulo & London in the next few

I got the oppurtunity to go check out pine myself last saturday. I have to say, I too, was thoroughly dissapointed. I have been to many spas before so I know how to make a good first impression. I took out my wallet when Mamasan asked to see my id. The ***** thought I was LE and kept asking me, refusing to let me in. Sorry, I don't think you want massage...oh no sorry, we busy. Straight BS. Eventually, I showed her what bills I had in my wallet and she led me into a room. Shortly after, a o.k. looking girl walked into the room and asked for $60. I gave it to her and asked if that included a table shower. She said no and that they don't have one. but eventually she changed her story. I decided to leave right then because I don't like being lied to and that is a sign that there will be no extras offered to me. I walked out. I'd rather spend my money somewhere where I actually feel welcome. Sketchy location and average looking girl, didn't catch her name. Have had good luck with escorts lately. Check out TER' you can write reviews for VIP status. Saw Dani from miketheassistant this weekend, she was very petite and provided an excellent bbbj, daty, dfk, and MSOG for a 60 minute session. Highlight of the night was me pounding her little body in mish and watching the expression on her face. She is very tiny and my cock felt like godzilla.

JWADD

After enjoying many years of Rockford's asian pleasures, when it was busted I basically retired from mongering because if I wanted to screw women 10-20 years older then me I could easily do that for free. Well a recent trip to LA california, reminded me of just how good Rainbow spa in Rockford was. So, I thought of checking out a couple of amps in Chicago are, yesterday it was Pine in Libertyville, had Tina. I'm sure there is maybe one chica there who is of Rockford quality, or maybe Bonnie at Singapore, But if I want to gamble I'll go to a casino. Tina is old, I want young. An if the old women don't like reading this tough shit. I want young, perky and thin. Fat I can get for free, old I can get for free, and if I want a hand job by someone who doesn't care, I'd rather stay at home and watch internet porn. Why pay $+ for sub par service and women.

My point, my fellow Chicagoians, take a week off and go to LA or San Fransico. Check out Craigs list and do a search on Asian in the exotic services section, if you don't get a boner just thinking of some of the possibilities then maybe its ok to settle for 50 year old women who tell us we all have such large cocks. Does no one in this city have a small cock?

Happy mongrering,

just remeber, they work for us, not the other way around, tell them what you want or simply leave. If you are at an amp and want some pussy just roll over and grab her pussy, whats the worst that can happen. Thats how I got full service from the old VIP on Dempster in skokie!!

If you don't like the service, let your tip reflect that. But what the hell, we are all human, horny, and if we get drunk and need some pussy, go to the chinesse apartments, just have a few locations under your belt!!!