Rookie Advice and Opinions

[QUOTE=Vinnie]This may not be the best place to post this, but I am not able to start a new thread.

I am just wandering how many of my fellow "hunters" "clean" their gun before going out to hunt for beaver?

If I'm paying for it (this is discussed and debated alot on this board), I expect the lady to have to work a little for her fee.[/QUOTE]It might be a good idea for a person with premature ejaculation to "spank the monkey" a la the Cameron Diaz/Ben Stiller movie There's Something about Mary before a session with a provider. Some providers will offer "multiple pops" though. Some will give you a kick-ass massage after you come. Others will just just say "you're done, bye" even if only 15 minutes of 60 you've paid for have elapsed. Some providers will themselves let you know over the internet by website or otherwise that they provide multiple pops. The USA SexGuide postings will generally indicate if multiple pops are available. I believe there are also lotions, etc. to make you last longer.

In my case, I have "retarded ejaculation" verging on "ejaculatory incompetence." These are technical terms straight from a sexual surrogate program I went to. I always need a hand finish and the provider and myself always need to work hard for successful completion of the mission. I do have a lot of fun though.

[QUOTE=Dakota Guy]If I'm going out hunting I always shower before I head out. I also tend to shave around the pubic area a bit. I don't cut it all but I try to trim and keep it short and neat. I think the BJ's are better since they don't end up with a bunch of hair in their mouths. Also I tend to go out in loose fitting shorts witout underware. Thats what I do![/QUOTE]Excite may not be the right word. Agitate? Disturb? Anyway, at one of my early visits to an asian massage parlor as opposed to an american one I figured I was pretty presentable. I'd had a shower that morning or the night before. And I was going to get a table shower anyway. My clothes were fresh, or nearly so. And I was going to get naked anyway. I went to the late and much lamented Hong Kong in Waterbury, Connecticut. The mamasan provides me with Suzie who on a scale of 1 to 10 is, like, an 11. She is tall and young with big firm round natural boobs, possibly the best I've ever seen in the flesh. But she seems very troubled. She leaves the room and talks to the mamasan. She comes back and gingerly picks up my track shoes and carries them outside the door. This is not to let others know that the massage room was occupied. I do lots of walking. My feet get hot and sweat. I had worn my most comfortable shoes, the ones I almost lived in. I'm afraid they were a bit fragrant. OK they probably smelled like a dead skunk but I didn't think about it at the time. Korean women are extremely fastidious about cleanliness. You can believe I got scrubbed down really good at the table shower. She made me use mouthwash. She set up a fan to air out the premises. If you want a clean, hygenic, safe sex conscious provider, go Korean. They may spoil you so that you lose interest in American women though. By the way, now I always shower just before leaving for an asian massage parlor, even though I always get the table shower too. And I've very conscious of my shoes.

Like Dakota Guy I like to go in loose shorts without underwear. It is less laundry. I don't like binding clothing. It is quicker and easier to remove when getting naked. And it feels better when the providers grope your crotch through your clothing. I don't get this often now (I got it all the time at King Sauna in Waterbury) but I love it when it happens.

Double Nickle

[QUOTE=Anything Cool]Thank you Robux for the quick reply to my previous question. I have another question and I hope someone has the answer.

There is a massage place advertised in the local paper that I think may offer extras. Rather than go there and possibly be disappointed I thought I would call them to try and get some information.

Do I just ask them outright if they offer extras? What is the best way of getting this information over the phone?

Thanks for the help.[/QUOTE]Don't expect a massage parlor to tell you that they do happy endings over the phone. You can ask. If they are totally offended and slam the phone down on the hook then there is a very good chance they are "legit." Legit is generally used in the USASG forums to indicate that a happy ending is not provided. Personally I consider any massage parlor that provides any sort of massage to be legitimate.

There are other tip-offs. Ask if you can choose the girl, or what are the ages and physical characteristics of the girls. They may huffily respond "We're not that kind of place." Ask if they do erotic, sensual, prostate, relaxation, stress relief, topless or tantric massage. A "legit" place will at best probably only offer massage for relaxation or stress relief. A happy ending place will often use these last two terms as euphemisms for hand relief. Do they have a table shower? If so they will usually wash your nuts and cock and later usually get your rocks off. Oh yeah, ask if they have female masseuses, especially if a man answers the phone.

Realize that if you call from your unblocked home phone they might get your name, number and address. If the parlor ever gets raided the police will take that information.

Double Nickle

[QUOTE=PsyberZombie]17. WALLET - Do not leave your wallet within her reach. If you think you know a clever spot to hide it, remember that 100's of others have thought of it, too. While you're distracted, her free hand can be working... [/QUOTE]I have been to many Korean Massage Parlors and have never had a theft problem. I no longer worry about leaving my wallet in an unlocked unattended room. Other posters report the same. The only exception I've heard of is at a Honolulu AMP where the thief was a caucasian girl working there.

On the other hand expect a Korean girl to lie about her age and ethnicity. I went to a Philadelphia AMP immediately (the same night) after the August raids. I initially thought all the Korean places had shut down. "Are you Chinese?" "Yes." I afterwards found that her name, Miko, was Korean and not Chinese.

Double Nickle

[QUOTE=Three X]Remember these few commanments!

10. What ever age they give you add 10 years to it![/QUOTE]Elsewhere I've seen 15, or 15-20. I use the median and call this "The 15 Year Rule." Add 15 years to the age they tell you or the age they look. They actually do look 15 years younger than their real age. Some attribute this to a Korean or Asian "anti-aging gene." On the other hand it may be that they take good care of their bodies, or possibly it is the beneficial effects of plentiful sex.

The now closed Happy Spa in Waterbury was the only one of the 10 AMPs there in a regular house rather than a commercial building. My first time there a skinny and attractive 30 something girl opened the door for me. Right after closing the door she flashed me a tit. It was small, but I liked the gesture. She had the magic touch and got me so hard during the table shower that I was still at full attention when sitting in the sauna afterwards. The mamasan, Sunny, popped in the sauna and admired it up close. I got a great, skilled, enthusiastic massage and extras. But I was puzzled because she twice referred to masseuse ages. She mentioned young girls at other Waterbury spas. And she wondered if I would have liked a younger girl better. I say, "Huh? What do you mean? You're young. I'm 54 [then] - you've got to be younger than me [thinking to myself: way younger]." Silence. "Well, aren't you?" Silence. I left it at that figuring she didn't want to get into a conversation that might have her admitting to the ripe old age of 37 or such.

When they raided all 10 Waterbury AMPs early summer this year they had photos, names, and ages of the arrested women. Everybody was flabbergasted to find they were pretty much 40s to 60s. Were they all mamasans? Apparently not. Son of a gun. That babe at Happy probably actually was older than me.

Double Nickle

[QUOTE=Ausse Salt]G'day Mates,

As a wizenhium intellectuial, I sometime have mates & lovvys send to me letters & notes. They all want the fair-dinkum advice on the "parlementrey proceedures" about how to ask fer tips & secrets 'round the forums.

It surely seem such that the heavy patchell are mostly yer so-called "New-bees" and young joeys in the woods who ask the most questions.

### Salty's Rules fer New-bees #### by salty

30-11-2006

1. Dont be a New-bee & ask fer exact areas fer where the lovvys are working. Read-up all the previous posts fer the last monthe or so. That surely give you the good street-areas & the names and looks ov some lovvys.

I surely almost chunder me soup when I see a new bloke post-on "Hello, I'm new here. Where all the good lovvys hideing?"

2. Dont ask for lovvy ring-up numbers ov the telephones if yer a New-bee and dont have any posts. Blokes might think yer a uncovered cobber fer crikey sake!

3. Dont come 'round tryin to barney (fight) with all the good mates. Try to use only youre best Sunday manners and courtly customs 'round here.

Because THAT is what seperates we intellectuials from the seedy common man. Too right!

### Salty

And some other ov you good mates like P. Zomber might have other rules also.[/QUOTE]I love this guy's posts - and his advice is excellent too. Besides PsyberZombie some other Great Monger Masters are Mighty Spearsman and TrashMan. There are others whose names escape me right this second.

Double Nickle

[QUOTE=Double Nickle]I love this guy's posts - and his advice is excellent too. Besides PsyberZombie some other Great Monger Masters are Mighty Spearsman and TrashMan. There are others whose names escape me right this second.

Double Nickle[/QUOTE]

Sadly, Trashman is no longer with us. May peace be upon him.

Help! Need To find a porn forum

It's a longshot. I need to know a forum to go to, where I can find out who a girl in a group of pictures is. The pictures are from a past website, probably amateur, and there are thousands upon thousands by now, but someone may be able to direct me to the actual movie they are from. Does anyone know of this kind of porn forum, where I can post these pics and get results?

Just got back from a stay in St. Johns New Foundland. Went to a massage parlor named Hush. It was very nice. I had a girl named Taylor. Very nice looking. 22 yrs. old and pierced nips. It was 200 bucks american for a CBJ but very worth it. Not sure if this is the right place to post this but for any of you international travelers you may want to give them a try if you are ever up north.

[QUOTE=Centralt]Just got back from a stay in St. Johns New Foundland. Went to a massage parlor named Hush. It was very nice. I had a girl named Taylor. Very nice looking. 22 yrs. old and pierced nips. It was 200 bucks american for a CBJ but very worth it. Not sure if this is the right place to post this but for any of you international travelers you may want to give them a try if you are ever up north.[/QUOTE]
The appropriate place to post is really the other site by Jackson, founder of this forum, the USA SexGuide. Jackson's The International Sex Guide is accessible by clicking the top banner or going to the home page.

But, hey, thanks, I enjoyed reading the report and I do hope to make it to Canada in the near future.

Have a question that I am hoping some of the senior members may be able to answer. I have come to the understanding that senior refers to level of contribution here not old age as in Senior Citizen. Although I think a few of you may be since I have seen references to things some of you have done that occured before my parents met. I am a relative newbie to this forum but not as I find it has been termed here this "hobby". I signed up here just over a couple months ago.

I have not been bugging people who have written reports for contact info, since in my opinion they do not know me. I suspect it will be hard for me to build a good rep here since I will not be a frequent contributor in any one area. I do travel a lot for my job and it is often a year or so before I get bak to an area I was in. I have noticed most guys report in the area that they live or frequent, or at least a couple thye live near. There is no place near my home, that I have found to pick up girls. My lack of reading anything about my area on here leads me to believe there is nothing I have missed.

I have made a few reports. Based on others I have read I would have found them useful or at least interesting in the areas I have been lately. I got at least one compliment. I've also asked a couple questions on the board about place I went to but forgot where it was. Learned that it is no longer with us. I have discovered that I do get PMs after making reports. Last time I was on here I got several asking for the phone number of a girl I picked up, which I said I had gotten. I have seen things where a guy says in his report he will give contact info to senior members. Neither of these guys was a senior member according to their profile they had been members here for longer than I one 3 years another almost 5. Neither had posted a SINGLE report. Is it proper for me to not give them info? I have gotten a couple questions from guys who have made reports, a couple of senior members and one regular member. These I answered to the best of my ability.

I suspect that the guys who do not make any reports will not read this and post a reply saying "Hey dude share with everyone" I would however like input from guys who are frequent contributors and may often find themselves in the same situation.

Chuck,

I have been a member for only a short time also. I wouldn't worry about not building a rep in one forum or area. It is easy to do a search for a members previous posts to determine if the poster is a legitimate mongerer or some jack off who is wasting everyone time. I do a couple of things. First and foremost RTFF in whatever area I am traveling to. You should be able to figure out who the serious contributors are. The second thing that I do is get in the game. I will either follow a recommendation from here or strike out on my own and TOFTT. I don't ask a lot of questions either. I figure if I don't know it I will figure it out or it just isn't worth my effort. Lazy I guess. Once you have a rep, I would think that it would be easier to get answers to questions. Thirdly, I will post a report that hopefully will give others intel on. Whatever. As far as answering pm's, I play it by ear. If that person is a serious contributor or someone who has reported some good intel in the past, I'll go ahead and answer them. If it is a person who just asks questions or has not posted anything of value, I will ignore them. From one regular to another I hope this helps.

Eagle out

Weird title I know but this question made me think a little about my past experiances.

Basicly I met this girl by picking her up, the thing is I never ever ended up paying the girl for anything whatsoever, she became this clingy ultra girlfriend that really put me off ease. I was transformed to a mild regular civilian into basicly a pimp in a matter of days.

How this happened was quite confusing she gave me free full service the night I picked her up and her phone number. I had no real intentions on "dating" the girl but she was very attractive and seemed somewhat sane back a year ago when this all first happened. Only met with her and had this whole "relationship" evolve into what it was because I randomly saw her on my way home from work the day after and picked her up.

Night went by smoothly we basicly "made love" fairly soon than it got kinda weird she instantly fell in "love" with me, and we kinda became best friends. She would tell me all about her past like about her mom being a trick up north and her rich Street Walking professional younger sister who has a room and all this money and how she is broke and has nothing.

Kinda sob storyish, well this girl had a serious crack addiction and a little love of stealing from every store we went to. I swore up and down I was gonna goto fucking prison that first night becuase I had a car full of SW, and I was acting driver for them dropping them off at crack dens and dealers house and even some johns waiting at local gas station parking lots and shit. Also the flow of money they where providing me was a nice bonus. Ended up seeing this girl and taking her to movies and whatnot and kinda liking her.

I took alot of time of work and acted as a follower for her when she was on the streets to ensure nothing bad happened to her on her jobs and whatnot. She started to act real weird after a few weeks and was trying to live with me and all this other bullshit that I was not down for. Considering I went from a monger to a pimp was enough for me. I ended up wrecking my car slightly after this whole revalation because some dipshit ran right into me because he was looking at my girl on the side of the road (I was parked) and was not paying attention to the road or parked vehicles.

Without a vehicle I told her I could not be doing this shit anymore and she was pissed off and told me to get the car fixed so she can be safe and what not, granted I made enough money to buy another vehicle from the cashflow of work and my girl, but I ended up "breaking up" with her and went undercover and laid low to avoid her for awhile (changed phone numbers, vehicle etc.)

Saw her a number of months after the "breakup" and picked her up she was extremely happy to see me and we went for a drive. But she was way over her limit at this time in her life, her crack addiction drove her into complete insanity and I could not handle it, she wanted to be with me again that night and I dropped her off one last time and never saw the girl again.

My little 1 month excursion from real life into street life was a good thing for me though I have gathered so much knowledge about Minneapolis and its streets. But this in itself makes me extremely paranoid as recently I have been having real bad experiances on the streets lately. Like my experiance with a tinted window caddilac halting me in an intersection and peeling out for no reason. And various other foleys that I don't have time to explain out here.

So a word of advice is never get involved with a street walker no matter what, and never fall in love with her or in my case never let her fall in love with you. And you can never save them, if they are on the streets in wintertime just for some crack or whatever what the hell is a regular guy gonna do? For sure money aint gonna heal the girl from the addiction and all the added mental problems she most likely will have inhereted already.

[QUOTE=Max999]Does anyone have any personal experiences, good or bad, trying to help a SW escape the street life? [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Random Dream]So a word of advice is never get involved with a street walker no matter what, and never fall in love with her or in my case never let her fall in love with you. And you can never save them, if they are on the streets in wintertime just for some crack or whatever what the hell is a regular guy gonna do? For sure money aint gonna heal the girl from the addiction and all the added mental problems she most likely will have inhereted already.[/QUOTE]Repeat after me: "It's all about the drugs" (as commonly stated by Baltimore monger Larry).

I've also developed feelings stronger than basic monger/SW interaction, and have had to remind myself that it would never work.

[QUOTE=Trav Pokerman]Repeat after me: "It's all about the drugs" (as commonly stated by Baltimore monger Larry).

I've also developed feelings stronger than basic monger/SW interaction, and have had to remind myself that it would never work.[/QUOTE]Drugs is habit that is hard to get out of.