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[QUOTE=BlueFox141;4894969]How about a little more info- like a link or where she is located? This forum is supposed to be Northwest, but I see Danbury postings on here (Danbury is western Ct, not NW and has it's own section) and even East Windsor because the provider posted in the NW section of STG. NW CT is pretty much Litchfield County. I'd be very interested if she is truly in the NW corner.
Blue.[/QUOTE]Danbury is northwest, always have been.
[QUOTE=PutNamAnthony;4895409]Danbury is northwest, always have been.[/QUOTE]Really? It's in Fairfield County. Look at a map for God's sake! Tell me, then. What is the Danbury section for? Yeah, Route 84 takes you through the northwestern part of the state. And, the Danbury posts do not belong in the Danbury section. Does that make any sense? Maybe, because the girls on STG put Danbury in the northwest section, that makes it so. Amazing!
[QUOTE=Straits7;4895109]Also posted in the massage section:
Hey everybody, I'm visiting here in Connecticut from out of state, but it's fairly rural in this area, which makes it hard to find good help, if you catch my drift. Does anyone have any info on UTR massage parlors or local girls in or near Salisbury? That would be absolutely amazing. Getting stir crazy as hell up here, so any and all help would be truly appreciated. I'd be happy to return the favor if you're ever in NC.[/QUOTE]Good Luck! You may want to take up a new hobby if your in that neck of the woods. Perhaps Cow Tipping?
Poo.
[QUOTE=BlueFox141;4894969]How about a little more info- like a link or where she is located? This forum is supposed to be Northwest, but I see Danbury postings on here (Danbury is western Ct, not NW and has it's own section) and even East Windsor because the provider posted in the NW section of STG. NW CT is pretty much Litchfield County. I'd be very interested if she is truly in the NW corner.
Blue.[/QUOTE]She is, and she is available to all of ct and NYC because she's a pro. I sent the link, not sure why you're having such a hard time. You really do need to get laid LOL.
[QUOTE=Herodotus;4894894]Been a while, but I've been stepping up my game a little. Met with the tiniest girl, with the greatest ass I've ever seen. Really flexible (in every way), complete GFE, and a true pleasure to be around before and afterwards. I kinda want to shout it off the rooftops so I plan on reposting this a bunch. Really great job by Elisa Nova. Message me if you want info.[/QUOTE]So she wants $700 for an incall?! Thanks but no thanks!
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[QUOTE=Stickman55;4895987]So she wants $700 for an incall?! Thanks but no thanks![/QUOTE]Yeah man, like I said in my posts; it's become more about quality than anything else. Read this forum for five minutes and it's nothing but complaints, scams, and at best, mediocre experiences. I've opted for a whole new world of high quality girls from here on out. It's not for the "faint of wallet" though.
[QUOTE=Stickman55;4895987]So she wants $700 for an incall?! Thanks but no thanks![/QUOTE]Sometimes I dream of being a rich monger. Herodotus, did this $700 date include her cooking you breakfast?
[QUOTE=Bbctrev;4935254]Sometimes I dream of being a rich monger. Herodotus, did this $700 date include her cooking you breakfast?[/QUOTE]Hahah, I don't pay them to stay. .
Seriously though, ya'll should go follow her on twitter. There's this whole network of high class ladies that essentially guarantee what you're looking for if you're willing to pay. Long gone are the days of fear, mediocrity, and dropping our standards to think with our little heads. Time to treat yourself gentlemen.
[QUOTE=Herodotus;4935382]Hahah, I don't pay them to stay. .
Seriously though, ya'll should go follow her on twitter. There's this whole network of high class ladies that essentially guarantee what you're looking for if you're willing to pay. Long gone are the days of fear, mediocrity, and dropping our standards to think with our little heads. Time to treat yourself gentlemen.[/QUOTE]There really is a whole 'nuther level out there at higher price points. A sparkling clean, magazine quality girl who can speak intelligently, isn't rushing you or high, and can put an honest act of enjoying her time with you is something that really should be experienced.
It can be worth the treat.
[URL]http://hartford.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/looking-for-some-fun-and-new-t/033865167388[/URL]
Made the mistake of meeting this one. I figured for the price of admission the ride would be ok, I was wrong. Pics are her and they are accurate, definitely my type. Texted her multiple times before being able to make a date, finally get to see her and from a distance looks pretty good, especially her little ass, face was not too bad. She got in the car and we went to a secluded place to park. Thats when it fell apart. She smiled and showed off her rotten pearly browns and now I am thinking to myself, self, there is no way any part of me is going in that. So I put on scuba gear for the most uninspired BJ ever. No lip pressure, no tongue pressure and no suction, there was no way this was going to work. So I suggest we move to the back and seal the deal. So we head into the back, she lays across the seat and shows this cute snapper with 5 oclock shadow that looked quite inviting. So now I am thinking, well this looks like it will make up for the lack of oral skills, well, the snapper was nice and warm, and it was nice and tight, and it was nice and wet, but this fish was dead. She just layed there and took the pounding. Never a movement, not a sound, not a moan, not a whimper. Nothing. So yeah, that happened. She is a pump and dump, no fun at all. So I finish my deed, remove the wetsuit and holy shit I caught a wiff. Yeah that mackeral died awhile ago. The smell was putrid. I actually had to bleach my balls to get the smell to go away. Actually bleached my balls! I have never had to do that, ever. So I recommend spending your ill gotten gains elsewhere.
[URL]http://waterbury.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/looking-for-a-car-date-anyone/363545347787[/URL]
She may work out for you. Just make sure you have a big front seat. I found myself in T-town and ran across this ad. The confirmation picture she sent had me interested. Tiny tight and white. Fortunately she met me outside. As I pulled up I got scared. I think she ate the girl who's picture she sent me because she was at least 200 pounds! Needless to say I just kept driving.
Poo.
[QUOTE=ILoveThatPoo;4991401][URL]http://waterbury.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/looking-for-a-car-date-anyone/363545347787[/URL]
She may work out for you. Just make sure you have a big front seat. I found myself in T-town and ran across this ad. The confirmation picture she sent had me interested. Tiny tight and white. Fortunately she met me outside. As I pulled up I got scared. I think she ate the girl who's picture she sent me because she was at least 200 pounds! Needless to say I just kept driving.
Poo.[/QUOTE]There is a reason for everything and now we know the reason why she never shows her body in any of her pictures.
[QUOTE=Jcleese01;4958570][URL]http://hartford.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/looking-for-some-fun-and-new-t/033865167388[/URL]
Made the mistake of meeting this one. I figured for the price of admission the ride would be ok, I was wrong. Pics are her and they are accurate, definitely my type. Texted her multiple times before being able to make a date, finally get to see her and from a distance looks pretty good, especially her little ass, face was not too bad. She got in the car and we went to a secluded place to park. Thats when it fell apart. She smiled and showed off her rotten pearly browns and now I am thinking to myself, self, there is no way any part of me is going in that. So I put on scuba gear for the most uninspired BJ ever. No lip pressure, no tongue pressure and no suction, there was no way this was going to work. So I suggest we move to the back and seal the deal. So we head into the back, she lays across the seat and shows this cute snapper with 5 oclock shadow that looked quite inviting. So now I am thinking, well this looks like it will make up for the lack of oral skills, well, the snapper was nice and warm, and it was nice and tight, and it was nice and wet, but this fish was dead. She just layed there and took the pounding. Never a movement, not a sound, not a moan, not a whimper. Nothing. So yeah, that happened. She is a pump and dump, no fun at all. So I finish my deed, remove the wetsuit and holy shit I caught a wiff. Yeah that mackeral died awhile ago. The smell was putrid. I actually had to bleach my balls to get the smell to go away. Actually bleached my balls! I have never had to do that, ever. So I recommend spending your ill gotten gains elsewhere.[/QUOTE]Wiping clorox on the balls is rather extreme but after looking at those pics I imagined that scent in my head and yup I probably would have done the same. Lmao.
[QUOTE=Jcleese01;4958570][URL]http://hartford.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/looking-for-some-fun-and-new-t/033865167388[/URL]
Made the mistake of meeting this one. I figured for the price of admission the ride would be ok, I was wrong. Pics are her and they are accurate, definitely my type. Texted her multiple times before being able to make a date, finally get to see her and from a distance looks pretty good, especially her little ass, face was not too bad. She got in the car and we went to a secluded place to park. Thats when it fell apart. She smiled and showed off her rotten pearly browns and now I am thinking to myself, self, there is no way any part of me is going in that. So I put on scuba gear for the most uninspired BJ ever. No lip pressure, no tongue pressure and no suction, there was no way this was going to work. So I suggest we move to the back and seal the deal. So we head into the back, she lays across the seat and shows this cute snapper with 5 oclock shadow that looked quite inviting. So now I am thinking, well this looks like it will make up for the lack of oral skills, well, the snapper was nice and warm, and it was nice and tight, and it was nice and wet, but this fish was dead. She just layed there and took the pounding. Never a movement, not a sound, not a moan, not a whimper. Nothing. So yeah, that happened. She is a pump and dump, no fun at all. So I finish my deed, remove the wetsuit and holy shit I caught a wiff. Yeah that mackeral died awhile ago. The smell was putrid. I actually had to bleach my balls to get the smell to go away. Actually bleached my balls! I have never had to do that, ever. So I recommend spending your ill gotten gains elsewhere.[/QUOTE]OMG That's absolutely insane thank a for the review In the future I recommend Clorox wipes then Dial Soap it's a lot safer.