Rants and Raves plus Stupid Shit

Am I the only one who looks at the bpage ads that say things like "back by popular demand" and think "I don't recall you being popular or in demand" or "forget the rest, I'm the best." and I think "No. No you aren't. Your reviews say otherwise." How about when an ad uses the word "upscale" and they end up being in total no-tells with the one light bulb out in the room, and it reeks of cigarettes. I think there was even one that said she was "open minded" and it actually translated to mish only, no fingers anywhere, no DFK, no GFE, and no enthusiasm. Some of these girls are as open minded as a caucasian, republican evangelical southern minister in charge of a bible camp.

[QUOTE=LordPippin;1835998]Am I the only one who looks at the bpage ads that say things like "back by popular demand" and think "I don't recall you being popular or in demand" or "forget the rest, I'm the best." and I think "No. No you aren't. Your reviews say otherwise." How about when an ad uses the word "upscale" and they end up being in total no-tells with the one light bulb out in the room, and it reeks of cigarettes. I think there was even one that said she was "open minded" and it actually translated to mish only, no fingers anywhere, no DFK, no GFE, and no enthusiasm. Some of these girls are as open minded as a caucasian, republican evangelical southern minister in charge of a bible camp.[/QUOTE]90% of the girls truly don't understand much about the business. They never take the time to find out what's really wanted at our end. Sure, some of them have skills, but I'm certainly not meeting too many who are actually smart. Many don't even bother to work on their skills, as though it doesn't matter.

I would bet that those who are smart soon figure out how to get $500 or more for a session. After all, why wouldn't they? And the rest just feed off the bottom along with all their dumb competition.

Writing crap that you're 'upscale' or 'in demand' doesn't convince me, either. In fact, I'm drawn to ads that are more honest. Just like I'm likely to repeat with a plain girl who doesn't annoy me and does a good job, while the hottie who thinks that just placing her mouth around my cock is enough gets passed by. A no-effort BJ works for 18-year old guys because they can cum without any stimulation. But for those of us slightly (e-hem) more advanced in years need actual skills.

Those words pretty much put them on my 'pay-no-mind- list'. Seriously, when I see shit like that I almost never even click on the ad, unless I'm really bored and need a good laugh!

What is even more amusing is when an ad reads upscale and then the wording in the ad-body is total Ghetto slang or all spelled poorly. 'Upscales gentlemens only'. Or the ever popular 'Upscale' ad with a shitty mattress in a shithole room with a cellulite princess doing the duck-lips kisses and doggy shit K-9 poses.

Oh yeah, REALLY upscale lady! PAHAHAHAHAHA!;)

Peace.

PK

In addition to all that, what also makes me bypass an ad is when the title is littered with dollar signs $$$exy!

You're ad is for an e$cort! I think we all get the hint that there's money involved!

[QUOTE=Loki Pk; 1836792]Those words pretty much put them on my 'pay-no-mind- list'. Seriously, when I see shit like that I almost never even click on the ad, unless I'm really bored and need a good laugh!

What is even more amusing is when an ad reads upscale and then the wording in the ad-body is total Ghetto slang or all spelled poorly. 'Upscales gentlemens only'. Or the ever popular 'Upscale' ad with a shitty mattress in a shithole room with a cellulite princess doing the duck-lips kisses and doggy shit K-9 poses.

Oh yeah, REALLY upscale lady! PAHAHAHAHAHA.

Peace.

PK[/QUOTE]I am upscale.

Lmaoooooo!

P. S. Bad grammar is sooooooo irritating.

[QUOTE=Sweet Destiny; 1837446]I am upscale.

Lmaoooooo!

P. S. Bad grammar is sooooooo irritating.[/QUOTE]:)

NICE!

Peace.

PK

This isn't meant as an attack, just pointing out the irony. We're all here on a forum dedicated to a subject which, well, breaks the rules. The Hobby is a rule-breaker. Hence, Hobbyists, by nature, are rule breakers. So I don't get the extreme punctiliousness regarding forum posting guidelines. This goes for the moderators too. One would think this is a Women's Incontinence forum."Ladies, how many times do I have to remind you? Comments regarding dribbling belong in the Symptoms section. And please remember, we can't discuss urethral discharge. It's clearly posted in the guidelines. Thank you, Ethel."

[QUOTE=LoganDog; 1837752]Remember, I keep it upfront its business, ya want to be a hero, go to match. Com, If people could do any better they would.

You are the one that will get taken out by a buncha hood rats, not being brutal just honest.

Get off the white horse and leave it. The difference between myself and God, God never woke up wishing he was me!

All the best[/QUOTE]You just had your first hobby experience last week. And you're already a doyen. I'm impressed by your straightforward, coldhearted attitude. You're a quick learner. You get it dude. You keep it real. You'll go far in the hobby. Impressive bro. Impressive!

[QUOTE=Spitz;1838324]This isn't meant as an attack, just pointing out the irony. We're all here on a forum dedicated to a subject which, well, breaks the rules. The Hobby is a rule-breaker. Hence, Hobbyists, by nature, are rule breakers. So I don't get the extreme punctiliousness regarding forum posting guidelines. This goes for the moderators too. One would think this is a Women's Incontinence forum."Ladies, how many times do I have to remind you? Comments regarding dribbling belong in the Symptoms section. And please remember, we can't discuss urethral discharge. It's clearly posted in the guidelines. Thank you, Ethel."[/QUOTE][blue]Jax has had the forum for 14 years or so and I've been a member for 12 of them. Back then we didn't have so many rules and guys came here to, well, find out about pussy. The conversation stayed on topic, pussy. There wasn't a lot of fighting or arguing. Then the web, and our site, got more social, the economy went bad up north and membership grew. Then there were a lot more guys here posting, but not so much about pussy. Trolls showed up, guys that just wanted to start fights, I guess they just don't like pussy all that much, I don't know.

The STD rule here was because some asshole would go see some girl and because she wasn't stupid enough to have BB Anal after he used a cactus to loosen her up he got pissed because he felt shorted. Did he write a post that said "She wouldn't let me butt fuck her with a cactus before giving me BB anal? No. He would say "she has the gift that keeps on giving." Or her competition would do the same. So what should we do? I should have every provider that wants to clear her name submit blood work? No we made a reasonable rule.

Arrest reports; same thing except add the bizarre Jr G-men that seem to get off reporting that chicks got busted. Before we made the rule we talked to a couple guys down here that were retired cops from up there about this. We asked them about cops using providers (especially street providers) for sting operations. Each and everyone of them, without hesitation said the same thing."It could happen but it's extremely unlikely because drug addicted street walkers make really bad witnesses" or words to that effect. So we made the rule.

Every rule on that FAQ came from experience, we had a problem that forced the guys that are just coming here to read about pussy to wade through pages of bullshit before they go to the pussy, and we created a rule to solve it.

Spitz you post some decent stuff, I get paid the same whether I throw a flag or not. I prefer the days when it's not. You also don't want to abide by the rules you agreed to abide by when you joined the forum. It's not going to happen, Jax pays me to enforce them and so I do it. Nobody is forcing you to come here and participate, hell you could make your own forum if you want to, but as long as you are posting here then I'm going to do my job. Simple as that, when I take money to do a thing, I do that thing.

Sometimes I try and use humor when I do it. Sometimes it backfires. I get tired of addressing the same problems over and over again so I try different ways to solve them. What I don't understand is this. If everything you posted was about actual experiences and you never said a chick had an STD, used weird punctuation or all caps, then like over 90% of the membership you would never receive an infraction. It's not that hard; read about pussy, go fuck the pussy you read about, then come back here and write about the pussy you have fucked.

One more thing, when you say it's not an attack then go on to post something like this;

[quote]This goes for the moderators too. One would think this is a Women's Incontinence forum."Ladies, how many times do I have to remind you? Comments regarding dribbling belong in the Symptoms section. And please remember, we can't discuss urethral discharge. It's clearly posted in the guidelines. Thank you, Ethel."[/quote]directed at another person, in this case me, regardless of what you said in the beginning of the post, it's an attack. You will notice I did not reply in kind.

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This forum is rants AND raves. Heavy on the rants lately. Since I hobby for its value as a natural upper, drug free BTW, just thought I'd say something positive.

I truly enjoy that when I come back from one of those extended business trips reading through the forums here and catching up on the activities of the dudes and the duds out mongering with the ladies and bitches.

Love you ladies and dudes, not so much you duds and bitches.

More entertaining than TV.

Spitz. Your not a dude yet, but not a dud either. Stay odd, it's interesting, but you're walking a thin line that separates the odd from the drama queens.

As posted in BP advertisers thread..... (I'm not attacking the OP just starting a discussion re:hygiene.)

"Here is the bad. She hates when clients don't take a shower. I'm no expert and I know that all girls taste different but I would venture to say that if she took a shower that day it was maybe at 2AM and then she went to the gym. It wasnt bad but you could tell that it wasnt minty fresh."

The dichotomy is striking to say the least.... On the one hand her vag is - "It wasnt bad but you could tell that it wasnt minty fresh." :eek: So? Close? Not quite minty fresh?

OR .... "if she took a shower that day it was maybe at 2AM and then she went to the gym" --- DEFINATELY not 'minty fresh'?!?! Unless your a Caveman I suppose ;)

Maybe we should start a member poll? Minty Fresh or Musty Dusty..... I prefer clean and natural :)

Peace.

PK

Loved reading this. I still don't get the "Upscale Older White Gentlemen" line with the words above it saying "I have a juicy butt." What upscale older white gentleman wants a juicy butt? And if you are looking for an upscale older white gentleman, try using correct grammar and spelling. I can deal with a typo (although with spell-check these days it's not hard to fix before posting) but "I is a gorjus gurl wid a big jucy but" is not getting me any closer to calling your number.

[QUOTE=LordPippin;1835998]Am I the only one who looks at the bpage ads that say things like "back by popular demand" and think "I don't recall you being popular or in demand" or "forget the rest, I'm the best." and I think "No. No you aren't. Your reviews say otherwise." How about when an ad uses the word "upscale" and they end up being in total no-tells with the one light bulb out in the room, and it reeks of cigarettes. I think there was even one that said she was "open minded" and it actually translated to mish only, no fingers anywhere, no DFK, no GFE, and no enthusiasm. Some of these girls are as open minded as a caucasian, republican evangelical southern minister in charge of a bible camp.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SalesGuy71;1840357]Loved reading this. I still don't get the "Upscale Older White Gentlemen" line with the words above it saying "I have a juicy butt." What upscale older white gentleman wants a juicy butt? And if you are looking for an upscale older white gentleman, try using correct grammar and spelling. I can deal with a typo (although with spell-check these days it's not hard to fix before posting) but "I is a gorjus gurl wid a big jucy but" is not getting me any closer to calling your number.[/QUOTE]I guess we're all just too "tenured" (some more than others) to get it. This form of writing is like the electronic form of walking around with your pants hanging off your ass. It's how this "less tenured" generation expresses their individuality. Yup, you're unique kid, just like everybody else.

[QUOTE=SalesGuy71;1840357]Loved reading this. I still don't get the "Upscale Older White Gentlemen" line with the words above it saying "I have a juicy butt." What upscale older white gentleman wants a juicy butt? And if you are looking for an upscale older white gentleman, try using correct grammar and spelling. I can deal with a typo (although with spell-check these days it's not hard to fix before posting) but "I is a gorjus gurl wid a big jucy but" is not getting me any closer to calling your number.[/QUOTE]Actually upscale gents are closet freaks.

They act all stuck up but like the crazy stuff. Lmao.

[QUOTE=Rdavis1972;1840598]This form of writing is like the electronic form of walking around with your pants hanging off your ass.[/QUOTE]Can I please take that line and use it? It's sheer poetry!

(For those that haven't worked their way back through the thread, he was referring to advertisers using phrases such as "I is a gorjus gurl wid a big jucy but")