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[QUOTE=Asmoth;2877145]This isn't really a provider is it? Tell me that this is a joke. Who gets that pic and goes OK!?
I am losing faith in humanity.[/QUOTE]Pic from her FB page. A little research goes a long way in avoiding bad decision opportunities for the little head.
[QUOTE=Asmoth;2877145]This isn't really a provider is it? Tell me that this is a joke. Who gets that pic and goes OK!?
I am losing faith in humanity.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Asmoth;2877737]She has you walk in the back some up some type of metal fire escape like staircase.
You then are asked to put the money on the tv and she counts it and holds it up to the light to make sure it's real.
She puts it in a cheap fire safe and then lays down a air mattress and goes to town if you are interested in fucking her.
When you walk in, you turn left and there is the room, to the left of that room is the bathroom and another door which most likely leads to the interior hallway of the complex. There is another double doors that lead to a bunch of kid toys which leads me to believe she had a toddler.
When I got into it with her, she ran and unlocked the hallway door I mentioned and black dudes poured in and started going on me, eventually one got behind me and put me in a choke while the other two hit me and kicked me.
Then they made off with what money I had and I was left in the hallway near the back door.
I will not be surprised if they up and move locations now after that as people were coming out of the apartments below and someone was looking in from the street when I stumbled out.
So that's how it works, they keep a cadre of thugs in the hallway and let them in the first sign of trouble.[/QUOTE]Dude.
You went out of your way to pile on insults on the "Mature Michelle" who I recommended for her excellent service.
Let me tell you what I was doing while you had your unfortunate episode.
I grew up in mid-Lake County, left heading east for college in 1970 and seldom return. Last year, NJ auto accident, broken back, lost feeling in my extremities;.
Sent to Cleveland Clinic to relearn how to walk. Nation's best medical facilities in a city inhabited mainly by losers.
I lost feeling in my unit and have to look down to see if piss is coming out. Sexually, I have to take risks I'd rather not take.
[blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]I only play with blondes even if mature. A fitness fanatic, I won't even converse with a fat person at work so.
There is slim pickings in Ohio which prefers the BBWs.
Having found little help on this board other than awareness that you happily pay providers over $200 to tell you to DIY, I continued my search as enough feeling had return.
To my unit to make sex again possible after over a year without.
I find this Nordic blonde, incapable of a tan, 21 yrs, skinny pixie on naughtyresumes. Her ads were all from BP but for some reason don't show.
Up unless you enter her name in the search field. She invited texting.
I texted: Seems you're in Lake County as am I. Very fit but over 3 x your age. Let me know if that's ok.
Her: Hey!
Me: Thanks! I'm in W* not many providers out this way.
Her: I'm at the T* motel in W*.
Me: I can see T* motel from my backyard! Are you there now?
Her: Yes.
Me: Are you in the rear, not facing the street? Step out and wave! Blue jacket? OMG! Right under my nose!
Her: HH or hour?
Me: Your ad doesn't say what you do. You look like a dancer. Are you just a dancer, or just massage or body rub? I wanted full service.
Her: I do everything full service.
Me: Everything? Everything like foreign language everything, such as Greek? Tell me that and I'll love you forever.
Her: Sure, I speak Greek if you take the hour.
Me: Hold on. Checking for pulse or heart attack!
Her: So, that means the hour?
Me: Just one other thing. An important thing.
Her: What's the thing.
Me: Well, age complicated by recovery from a broken back, I can't perform under a condom anymore.
Her: - 40 minutes of silence -.
Me: Do you who Sylvester Stallone "Rocky" is? He is my idol. We are the same height and build but my waist is 2" thinner and haven't gone old man saggy.
I have 8 pack abs not 6 pack. Below the neck I look 30 max.
Her: - more silence -.
Me: You are promising me the world and you're literally next door. I can see you many times each week.
Her: - more silence -.
Me: Listen, if I were to go limp with you what recourse would any man have other than suicide. Please have a heart.
Her: I have to inspect you first. No cumming inside me and no ATM.
Me: Babe, I have no belief in god else I'd know you an angel. You are the first glimmer of hope after a horrible year.
Thursday, I went to hotel but she hadn't arrived there and asked that I pick her up at her home which was a block from my elementary school.
I hear children in background saying, "Bye mom!" and a man saying "Be careful, hun!
This is a very young MILF, might be 24-25 max. She was at the curb as I pulled up.
Had no makeup on, looked 15 and hair was blonde, wet and bound high on her head to stop dripping on her coat.
I gave her $50 to get the room. She left her driver license and phone in the car with me.
The room was freezing cold. We stripped, hugged to keep warm and began kissing. She smiled at my hairlessness. I shave front and back.
She has tattoos on arms and only tiny flowers on her body. She is a 34 A (doubt B) -27-33. She called a halt to the DFK, knelt on the bed and deep-throated.
The laughably shrivelled Horn that God Gave Man to Butt. It slowly expanded until her efforts included gagging.
Choking and there were inches not engulfed. She began licking the shaft and balls stopped and threw the pillows off the bed and told me to lie down.
Then smiling at me wickedly, she licked shaft, balls, taint and I lifted my pelvis as she started with rimming. She stopped grinned at me again and this time.
Began penetrating my anus with her tongue as deep as she could. I was in stunned disbelief. I am heavy into bondage and have never succeeded in training a sub to.
Do this. I was shouting "Holy fuck!" for 10 minutes.
She stopped. Climbed on top of me and said, "You are so lucky! Bareback sex!" I had the rigidity of my youth as she used the head of my cock to part her lips and sat slowly on my erection.
I said, "Let your hair down baby" and she unfurled a cascade of thick blonde hair to just past her shoulders.
"The man's voice I heard over the phone, does he know what you do?
"That's my boyfriend and yes. ".
"Does he know I'm barebacking you?
"No, and don't cum inside me!
Then she moaned as she let more shaft penetrate her. Practically shouted "Don't move!" when I began to thrust and instead fucked my cock like it was a floor mounted immovable object.
Her hips flailed so fast I couldn't keep my hands on her waist. She moaned and impaled herself and banged away. If I could have left my dick and gone into the some other room she would not have noticed.
She gets off on sex!
She finally slowed down and said, "Let's do doggie! It's my favorite!
I moved behind her entered and soon she was chewing the sheets,. I held her narrow waist pinned to the bed as she urgws me to go harder, after awhile she reached back grabbing my hips and directing each thrust.
I heard my voice saying "I love you!
I had to slow down to stop cumming inside her and she nimbly whipped onto her back, reached through her legs using her elbows to force her legs behind her back and pulled me to her.
"I cannot fucking believe you. What is your name?
"My real name is H*.
"I am a man of great experience so believe me you are beyond awesome. ".
She reached for the Wondrous Wand and had difficulty taking it from this new angle. I said, "Hold up!" Reached my backpack which had massage oil zapped warm in my microwave.
I coated the Thunder Stick and her pussy with the thick oil which damn I nearly began DATY and then I saw her pink anus which appeared to have never been violated.
I shoved deep into her tight pussy and soon she asked me to let go of her ankle so she could spread her legs and pulled me to her. She began moaning with each thrust and.
Soon her nails were drawing blood from my back as she must have wildcat blood in her veins. She was clutching me so close breathing was an effort until I manage to do a pushup to get.
My face off the mattress, moved her blonde hair enough to find her tongue with mine and remain so entangled until she finally released me.
From her flushed face, rigid nipples and pussy clamping and releasing my rod, I think she was complete. I rose to my knees and anointed her anus with oil then slowly introduced the head.
Of the Spine Straightener to His purpose.
I did not think entry would be possible as I boast of thickness over length and she seemed hesitant and said "Slow, slow".
I was so smitten with her that I stopped kissed her face and lips and said, "I will never hurt you! Do you. " She kissed me back, shutting me up and pushed hard against me so there was.
No backing out. Slowly and with her urging our cadence increased until every thrust buried Magnifico balls deep into her ass with a resounding smack as my hard belly struck her hips.
Doggie style at first, then anal from mish while she again carved her passion into my back with her nails.
Finally, I said I'm about to cum and she begged that I cum in her ass which I did for over five minutes like a young stallion.
In her, I have found rebirth! Fuck Jesus, I've been reborn!
Since she is my own find and as you Manziel lovers are clearly into beating up on women, I will not provide a link and expose another innocent to your peculiar Cleveland idiocy.
I had four providers I intended to trial with but my search is over. Hell, last night I wondered if I dare leave Cleveland and her behind.
[QUOTE=Asmoth;2877737]When I got into it with her, she ran and unlocked the hallway door I mentioned and black dudes poured in and started going on me, eventually one got behind me and put me in a choke while the other two hit me and kicked me.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear. What did you get into with her about? In the beginning you mentioned her laying down and going to town. What changed everything?
Leah Lakewood.
[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/Female...-leah/28917745[/URL]
Fakes pics and goes ballistic when you question the fakes.
Probably a scammer.
I would stay clear.
[QUOTE=BHicks;2878150]I don't post much but I have familiarity with this location. I have seen several girls here including Paige, Kelsey, and Haley. There is usually a middle-aged fuglu (fat & ugly) woman with them monitoring. She always leaves the room. All the girls I've seen here here are as described not very into it but above average looking. Each time the experience would fall under gets the job done but the little guy keeps hoping for better cause they are nice looking They seem to be here about a week or two before they move to some other city. The current ad for Lilly I bet is with the same group. Fortunately I've never encountered the black guys here but I doubt I'll go back now.
[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-fresh-lilly-100-real-great-service/20584229[/URL][/QUOTE]That sounds like the location that I saw vanessa in. Terrible area and terrible situation. I didn't have anything bad happen to me, but it was really bad situation.
[QUOTE=Simm676;2878413]Leah Lakewood.
[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/Female...-leah/28917745[/URL]
Fakes pics and goes ballistic when you question the fakes.
Probably a scammer.
I would stay clear.[/QUOTE]See updated her photo that is not as great as the the fake ones.
[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-in-town-216-242-8363-leah/28932092[/URL]
[QUOTE=Asmoth;2877145]This isn't really a provider is it? Tell me that this is a joke. Who gets that pic and goes OK!?
I am losing faith in humanity.[/QUOTE]LOL Now that was a good one. I was thinking it too.
[QUOTE=Fannima30;2878282]Sorry to hear. What did you get into with her about? In the beginning you mentioned her laying down and going to town. What changed everything?[/QUOTE]First visit I fucked Paige, second visit I asked for Kylie and she told me she was in the bathroom, then when I paid she said she wasn't available so I started demanding my money back, enter the black dudes.
[BLUE]Look, ok I know he's a troll, obviously he's a troll. Lets try something different, I'll keep throwing the infractions when he fucks up, but the rest of you guys, add him to your ignore list and never mention him again.
If I ban him, he will make a new name. For once, don't respond, just ignore him and see what happens.
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[QUOTE=Admin2;2878976][BLUE]Look, ok I know he's a troll, obviously he's a troll. Lets try something different, I'll keep throwing the infractions when he fucks up, but the rest of you guys, add him to your ignore list and never mention him again.
If I ban him, he will make a new name. For once, don't respond, just ignore him and see what happens.
A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]Who are we ignoring?
[QUOTE=RoadKing1;2878981]Who are we ignoring?[/QUOTE]Maybe the Flaccid person? Gets pissed when you don't agree and writes posts like a romance novel that don't include any useful information on the girl.
[QUOTE=Admin2;2878976][BLUE]Look, ok I know he's a troll, obviously he's a troll. Lets try something different, I'll keep throwing the infractions when he fucks up, but the rest of you guys, add him to your ignore list and never mention him again.
If I ban him, he will make a new name. For once, don't respond, just ignore him and see what happens.
A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]I had my own forum, a hunting forum, I could ban IP#s using vBulletin is that option not an option anymore?
[blue]Lol, the 90's are calling, they want their tech support back.
A gozzilion years ago when Vinc Serf and co wrote TCP/ICP they said, "ok, how many addresses do we need? We need to do a lot in case this networking thing grows so lets make a shitload."
They had no fucking idea what they were starting because a shitload to them was exactly 4,294,967,296 possible addresses which sounds like a shitload but in reality it's not.
First tons of them are reserved for Governments. Then there are ranges that don't resolve and are used for local addressing only. On top of that most individuals now use multiple addresses at the same time.
Soooooooo internet service providers use something called Network Address Translation (NAT) to squeeze out more users. It's complicated, what it mostly means is your phone uses an IP6 address (hexadecimal) which then is translated to dotted decimal, so that you and about a gazzilion other people have the same IP 4 IP addy.
Soooooooo if I IP ban somebody, I might knock out a thousand people.
So, yes VBulletin has the ability to ban an IP but no, we don't use it except in a VERY few cases. (Exclusively known over seas spammers) Your hunting forum probably didn't have 400,000 users, you might still be able to use that tool now but we really can't.
Hope you took notes, there will be a quiz on Thursday.
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[QUOTE=Rafter17;2879115]Maybe the Flaccid person? Gets pissed when you don't agree and writes posts like a romance novel that don't include any useful information on the girl.[/QUOTE]Yep, that's it. Writes a super long review with no mention of name. Of course Flaccid's second post was about slender Michelle. Then took flack because of how she looks. Which is kind of like a guy. So Flaccid was trying to get even with us. It could be Michelle posting, who know.
OK guys, any info on these two?
Supa Soka.
[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/supa-soka/27867479[/URL]
Italian Bombshell.
[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/italian-bombshell-fiesty-and-fun/29069835[/URL]
Has anyone ever seen this gal? She says outcall only. Any info is appreciated.
[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/jamie/24089652[/URL]