Escort Reports

[QUOTE=BlowInHer;5748485]Bad advice, Uber trips and passengers are easy to track plus showing up and waiting for an Uber will only draw more attention. My advice is only go after dark when the near by businesses close for the day and park down the road and walk 200 yards if you are truly in need of a visit here. Then again, as I've said before "my pal" left with something he didn't want after seeing Jenny and Vee, but he is a risk taker. As for actually going here again it's tempting, but eventually plate numbers will be recorded and ring doorbell cameras are a thing these days. I know some mongers have denied seeing cameras, but this isn't 1988 anymore, cameras these days are a few inches in size and are present in this row of businesses as I've said before, be safe if you want to keep this hobby to yourself. This town is too small not to take notice of this place and uncle LEO has received funding from big brother specifically for occasions just like this.[/QUOTE][blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]

Anyway. Look, here is what I (and seemingly most everyone who's visited) appreciate about the ranch. They are clean, they are safe and they are cute. Never once have I worried about thugs, or theft. Period.

Chaos hit the nail on the head. As long as they keep the criminals and drugs away. I think we all want the same thing. Providers who are clean, safe, and a good time. Wouldn't that be nice? The Unicorns could be that.

Having said that, I encourage the Unicorn Ranch to find a different location. The current spot puts clients at risk, whether from cameras or from running in to fellow mongers, or neighbours who get pissy. Change the environment and location, and you might be on to something.

That's the last I will say on the matter.

Sic. Semper. Tyrannis.

Whozit, whatzit, wherezit?

Your chubby girlfriend says it's a good size. By a few inches in size, I was referring to the length hemorrhoids currently dangling out of your rectum after your done taking a BBC pounding at the local truck stop. As for The Ranch, 2 of the girls are cute. Jenny is huge, but nice, definitely not worth the price. She told me she was wild, but I found her performance tame. Vee is the cute blonde who has a girl next door vibe and she also use to stripper. I would rather take my chances with the "thugs" than LEO because a record is forever and public. Plus in this town none of the regular girls are any issue when it comes to handlers. The Ranch business style should keep the current card of providers, but they should simply rent out a few rooms at a mid tier hotel and switch up the location every few days to keep curious eyes away. Hard to do surveillance if the location always moves. The theory of keeping drugs out of the picture to avoid issues, this logic isn't going to sway politicians when they want headlines. A while back one of the girls at the ranch told me they assumed one client was an undercover LEO based on their encounter and his odd incriminating behavior, ask them about it if you go back. I give this place until Summer and uncle will make a move, but hey according to the hardcore fanatics of the ranch, that's never going to happen, cameras are an unheard of technology and these girls really care about you for who you are LOL.

[QUOTE=JwBooth2007;5749657]Tiny cameras a few inches in size? Like your pecker? LOL. Don't take offense, giving you a hard time.

Anyway. Look, here is what I (and seemingly most everyone who's visited) appreciate about the ranch. They are clean, they are safe and they are cute. Never once have I worried about thugs, or theft. Period.

Chaos hit the nail on the head. As long as they keep the criminals and drugs away. I think we all want the same thing. Providers who are clean, safe, and a good time. Wouldn't that be nice? The Unicorns could be that.

Having said that, I encourage the Unicorn Ranch to find a different location. The current spot puts clients at risk, whether from cameras that are the size of Blowinher's pecker, (Dude. I can do this all day) or from running in to fellow mongers, or neighbors who get pissy. Change the environment and location, and you might be on to something..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SwissLad;5749466]Can anyone hook me up with a provider that does Nuro massages?[/QUOTE]A true Nuru experience is hard to find. But, if you ever find your self in Orlando I can.

For anyone who has been wondering. I ran in to Lisa today l, she's went straight, found god, got clean, and is no longer working.

Champagne club was harassed so much they finally moved. Do you think this town won't send Andy and Barney out to harass Aunt Bee and the knitting club.

[QUOTE=NoahVail;5749551]She only sees regulars but again posts every week it seems like. I visit a gal from time to time who only sees regulars and never posts. I guess I do not understand her reasoning but to each their own I guess.[/QUOTE]She posts weekly to give us regulars her schedule.

[QUOTE=UpNorth78;5750998]She posts weekly to give us regulars her schedule.[/QUOTE]I guess there is no hope of becoming a regular. I tried contact, all I got were crickets. Can't even beg to become a regular. LOL.

They are working on another space for those uncomfortable with the current one.

Please don't ask me for details. They will only come direct from the ranch hands.

[QUOTE=SwissLad;5752588]I guess there is no hope of becoming a regular. I tried contact, all I got were crickets. Can't even beg to become a regular. LOL.[/QUOTE]Your not missing anything.

Chaos.

Anyone able to schedule with her for the tour visit tomorrow?

I sent a text and email, not even an auto response.

[QUOTE=TheRookie08;5748994]Howdy gents!

Rookie here with a long time cruising off the radar! I wanted to ask if any of you have any experience with this lady. She goes by Winter.

[URL]https://ft-wayne.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/wet-thick-white-blonde/628791499765[/URL]

Thinking about dive in for a visit and see how it goes. Any input will be greatly appreciated! You know I don't have the best luck in my adventures so trying to change that for once!

Thanks in advance!

The Rook.[/QUOTE]Any update on this? I remember her posting before back in the fall and was interested but never followed through.

[QUOTE=GHDgaber;5755247]Any update on this? I remember her posting before back in the fall and was interested but never followed through.[/QUOTE]So far it has been a MAJOR waste of time bud. I have texted since last Wednesday with her, she tells me she will see me only to stop replying to my texts when the time approaches. Then a few hours later she comes back apologizing and blaming the whole world as the reason she disappeared and saying she is "now good and available". Vicious circle. The wrong head has been in control, so I gave her the benefit of the doubt the first 2 days. The worst was on Friday though. She told me she was going to finally see me, gave me the location off of Washington Center rd. So of course I went across town burning all my gas in excitement because I was finally going to see her only for her to tell me she had beef with her man / handler and that she wasn't in a mood anymore once I was literally parked outside.

Needless to say I wasted a good hour between getting there and parking outside like a complete fool. She has so much potential, seems she has the looks but she has zero regards for his date. Somebody told me once when I was a complete noob "its not about the looks, its about the quality service" and man that keeps being true a decade later.

So that's my update. What did you guys think? That this poor Rookie was finally going to catch a break from his terrible adventures? Some things will never change!

Until next terrible adventure.

The Rook.

[QUOTE=Chain73;5742521]She asked me not to attach her post link. It's down now anyways and shw's back in Ohio. She said she'd be back with Chloe in a few weeks. Time will tell.[/QUOTE]Jessie and Chloe are back for a few days. Just wanted to tell the guys who asked me about Jessie when she was here last.

[QUOTE=Fatang;5754986]Anyone able to schedule with her for the tour visit tomorrow?

I sent a text and email, not even an auto response.[/QUOTE]I had the same experience.