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Gosh, I bet I saw her 15years ago. Used to work for Lisa at usadult or something. Lisa was my contact agency, she always provided good girls for me. Gave me a little discount, and got me into this stuff.

She sent me one lady, arived here, late one night. She sat down next to me, OMG she was beautiful, I leaned over and kissed her, gently, and she melted in my arms. She said, you just don't want to plow into me, ? NO, oh she said, you want to make love to me? Yes, OH, god, thank you, I need that more than you will ever know. .

We spent about an hour and half together, until lisa called to make sure she was ok, no problem.

Any way, Alana, used to work with Lisa too, Saw her once, She was a nice lady and all. Just never got into it, as I recall, and some how just a little to rough in the face and body for my taste. She has been around for an auful long time.

[url]http://www.aaaplaymates.com[/url]

Haven't contacted them in years. No clue what they do now. But if lisa is there, give her a big Hi. LOL.

Smiling Fox, ; }

Saw paris about a week and a half ago so since she started posting again I thought I would put up a review. I took the quicky 15 for 80 because I no longer go half hours with providers I've never seen before. I always go 15 then decide to pay more if I need more time, but on to the review. When I showed up at her room she was drunk so I don't know if it was the alcohol or if it was her real personality but she was too nice and accomadation. Had a little conversation then went on to business. She not too good with her head game but her body makes up for it. Its her real pics and they are quite recent so if you like what you see I would say give it a shot. Overall I would give her an 8 and I would repeat, but she was drunk when I saw her so I don't know if she gives such a great service everytime.

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This has got to be one of the strangest people and places.

Gave me the address to the house next door and almost waited for me to walk up onto the porch and knock before she appeared from the side of the building, said she "lost her key" and that we had to go around to the basement. Uh huh, whatever. The fence gate is blocked off, so you have to step onto some chairs on ether side of the fence to climb over and into the backyard, down some shady steps, squeeze through a door that won't open all the way, and then you're in someone's half finished basement with some really nice tech equipment and this hooker named Sandy, who's already asking for the money, Do you want to just get off a nut baby, lets go I just rent this place so I can do my thing. Suuuure you do honey, whatever you say. Not my first rodeo. I guess it would have been more familiar if the place smelled like cat piss and was in a shittier neighborhood and she wasn't 2 years past mildly attractive and white. But it is what it is. .8 for HHR which turned out to be as fast as I could nut and GTFO.

Pics are somewhat accurate, she never took off the lingerie probably to hide her flabby body and smallish tits from what I could tell, very very rushed, but not rushing me, just probably high on crack or coke or some similar pharmaceutical. Asked me if I just wanted to nut, I undressed and she started to give a very weak CBJ and stopped the second I was hard enough (not really, thats how much of a rush) to slip inside. She laid back because like most girls, she's lazy and doesn't want to work. She asked for a tip upfront, and thanks to the seniors here, I tell her, we'll see how you do and maybe.

Well, no BBBJ, lies flat, no FIV, no DATY, just stick it in and start pumping. No sounds, not even trying to fake it like I have a hard cock in her, moving around, maybe to create motion, but more to throw me off the long stroking. Flexible enough but doesn't like it when I bear down and really start to fuck her deep, so I get her doggy and three more variations of trying to move her hips to keep me from really fucking her deep and I nut, at least she offers me a napkin and then brings up the tip, again, not missing a beat. I ask for a second round, because it's only been 15 minutes, she says for another. 5 Ummm, how about no.

You're not going to look out for me babee? I say maybe if there was some BBBJ, or a second nut, but not this time, not going to happen. Looking back, I should have taken back. 2 from the pile I left, but I guess I don't want to start any crap, the situation sucks, why make it worser?

I get dressed, she's already on the cell phone trying to get someone else to climb over the fucked up fence and into the weird basement tech fuck lair.

No goodbye, no nothing, I don't even exist anymore so I just leave, don't even bother to close the door, she doesn't even notice or give a shit, and neither do I.

If you need a pump and dump and there is no one else available, and you have this burning need to spend eighty bucks, go for it, you'll have a great time.

My lesson is learned, I'm taking some recent advice and sticking to BWI quick visits for the same money and way hotter women to look at while I'm being completely ignored. I wasn't looking for romance, I got most of what I was looking for, so overall, at least I got out of there safe, no issues, though I got the impression someone looked out the front window of the house at me to see what I was driving. I parked all the way down at the end of the block so there was no chance I got I'd'd unless they were shooting video, but not a chance that anyone is going to publish my skinny Irish ass doing the deed for 5 minutes.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/only-if-you-really-wanna-baby-26/4944147[/url]

Thanks for all the info, it kept me aware of what I needed to do and how to do it. Strange night for sure, but I kept my cool and get to monger another night.

CVPI

Tried to make an appointment, standard 45 call system. Call when you're 10 minutes away. Call when you're 5 minutes away. She calls me, where are you? I'm in the parking lot already. Oh, give me 5 minutes I'll call you right back. Ok. Jump on phone, light up a cigar while I wait for the phone to ring. I call after 10 minutes. Nada.

Get eyefucked by a few people in the parking lot. This is such a nice neighborhood, really not feeling the love here. I get the impression that if you don't belong here, no one is too shy about saying so. So off to the next adventure in the city. At least I got mine in the end, just not with this blonde hotty. She has good reviews elsewhere which is why I drove all the way to glen bernie in the first place.

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CVPI

Job well done by CvpiMonger. Great first posts, it is nice to see a newbie contribute something useful instead of asking for the keys to the kingdom. I have tried to hit everything in Towson, so basement Sandy was on my list. Thanks to CvpiMonger I won't waste my time. I hope your adventures get better. Good luck & keep up the great posts.

Saw her about 2 days ago. Its not her in her pics but she looks similar. She is smaller than her pics and has a little more sag then expected, her excuse is that its her pics but she lost weight since they were taken, but I really didn't believe her. Don't get me wrong, she was an attractive woman, and had nice hip to waist ratio and a cute face, but she was not the girl in the pics. I decided to stay for a short stay for 80. I was gunna do the half for 100 but she wasnt the girl in the pics so I opted for short stay. It was a good experience except for when I was in k9 it look like she had a wart, skin flap or some time of extra skin on your anus. I'm not a doctor so I have no idea how to classify it. It kinda grossed me out but I just kept plowing keeping my distance. Overall it wasnt a bad experience the thing on her anus really killed it for me so I would'nt repeat, but if you can get over something like that I would recommend her. Also she does set up a timer on her phone as soon as yall start. So she's kinda a clock watcher. She didn't rush me though.

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Hey guys, saw a girl on BP a whiles back. [url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/exotic-r-vixen-37/4703181[/url] Just wanted to see if there was any intel on this provider. She seems to post infrequently, but looks to be an actual person. Probably going to see her in a few weeks, will definately report back, just looking to know what to expect.

[QUOTE=Harmankardon; 1349344]As the noble propilot always advises. I saw this ad and thought I would put it out there so that everyone can be warned. As always a grain of salt to these kind of reports on Backpage.

Date: 2011-12-31, 8:14PM EST.

ROB U: quick blo and go. W4m. 23 (wht marsh / perry hall)

Kayla22lee21 at gmail dot com phone #four one 0-2 four0-0four0three will meet you outside and rob you address 57 Millridge Ct. 21236feel free to call her she is the brunete in pic.

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/cas/2777586019.html[/url]

As always not sure about the legitimacy of the report but I think as mongers you can never be to careful.[/QUOTE]I may be the new guy, but I'll admit to getting nailed and not in the good way by this **** the other day.

She smelled real nice too, little sing song voice, has a scout watching you 15 minutes ahead of time. Its actually a very sophisticated operation.

I will confirm details if someone asks, I only lost $80 to her. It could have been way, way, way worse.

The phone number is the same, and I just hope I get to see her again. Just once.

CVPI.

This is the ad I responded to etc. On CL.

[quote]Kate xxxxxx<xxxxxx2221@gmail.com

Re: Suck you dry & Eat my Pie ha. W4m. 23 (Timonium)

February 9, 2012 1:12 AM.

Om on the left in the white.

Hii babe 80$ for the best blow job you'll receive I can guarantee you that. Also I want you to eat my pussy till you taste me juices. Pic of face gets mine.[/quote]

[QUOTE=PurePressure; 1380327]Hey guys, saw a girl on BP a whiles back.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/exotic-r-vixen-37/4703181[/url]

Just wanted to see if there was any intel on this provider. She seems to post infrequently, but looks to be an actual person. Probably going to see her in a few weeks, will definately report back, just looking to know what to expect.[/QUOTE]There are at least two reviews on this board about her.

[QUOTE=Aacountyman;1380430]There are at least two reviews on this board about her.[/QUOTE]She is out of the country for the next two month

[QUOTE=CvpiMonger; 1378855]This has got to be one of the strangest people and places.

Gave me the address to the house next door and almost waited for me to walk up onto the porch and knock before she appeared from the side of the building, said she "lost her key" and that we had to go around to the basement. Uh huh, whatever. The fence gate is blocked off, so you have to step onto some chairs on ether side of the fence to climb over and into the backyard, down some shady steps, squeeze through a door that won't open all the way, and then you're in someone's half finished basement with some really nice tech equipment and this hooker named Sandy, who's already asking for the money, Do you want to just get off a nut baby, lets go I just rent this place so I can do my thing. Suuuure you do honey, whatever you say. Not my first rodeo. I guess it would have been more familiar if the place smelled like cat piss and was in a shittier neighborhood and she wasn't 2 years past mildly attractive and white. But it is what it is. .8 for HHR which turned out to be as fast as I could nut and GTFO.

Pics are somewhat accurate, she never took off the lingerie probably to hide her flabby body and smallish tits from what I could tell, very very rushed, but not rushing me, just probably high on crack or coke or some similar pharmaceutical. Asked me if I just wanted to nut, I undressed and she started to give a very weak CBJ and stopped the second I was hard enough (not really, thats how much of a rush) to slip inside. She laid back because like most girls, she's lazy and doesn't want to work. She asked for a tip upfront, and thanks to the seniors here, I tell her, we'll see how you do and maybe.

Well, no BBBJ, lies flat, no FIV, no DATY, just stick it in and start pumping. No sounds, not even trying to fake it like I have a hard cock in her, moving around, maybe to create motion, but more to throw me off the long stroking. Flexible enough but doesn't like it when I bear down and really start to fuck her deep, so I get her doggy and three more variations of trying to move her hips to keep me from really fucking her deep and I nut, at least she offers me a napkin and then brings up the tip, again, not missing a beat. I ask for a second round, because it's only been 15 minutes, she says for another. 5 Ummm, how about no.

You're not going to look out for me babee? I say maybe if there was some BBBJ, or a second nut, but not this time, not going to happen. Looking back, I should have taken back. 2 from the pile I left, but I guess I don't want to start any crap, the situation sucks, why make it worser?

I get dressed, she's already on the cell phone trying to get someone else to climb over the fucked up fence and into the weird basement tech fuck lair.

No goodbye, no nothing, I don't even exist anymore so I just leave, don't even bother to close the door, she doesn't even notice or give a shit, and neither do I.

If you need a pump and dump and there is no one else available, and you have this burning need to spend eighty bucks, go for it, you'll have a great time.

My lesson is learned, I'm taking some recent advice and sticking to BWI quick visits for the same money and way hotter women to look at while I'm being completely ignored. I wasn't looking for romance, I got most of what I was looking for, so overall, at least I got out of there safe, no issues, though I got the impression someone looked out the front window of the house at me to see what I was driving. I parked all the way down at the end of the block so there was no chance I got I'd'd unless they were shooting video, but not a chance that anyone is going to publish my skinny Irish ass doing the deed for 5 minutes.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/only-if-you-really-wanna-baby-26/4944147[/url]

Thanks for all the info, it kept me aware of what I needed to do and how to do it. Strange night for sure, but I kept my cool and get to monger another night.

CVPI[/QUOTE]Yep these girls are just SW walkers that someone is trying to make some money off of. The first girl I've seen over conkling and the new girl under the same post is Jasmine from conkling. But it sounds like a shady situation over there. Sounds people need to be aware of that.

Be Safe

I can verify this personally.

I also have other pictures.

She is very slick.

[QUOTE=CvpiMonger; 1380413]I may be the new guy, but I'll admit to getting nailed and not in the good way by this * the other day.

She smelled real nice too, little sing song voice, has a scout watching you 15 minutes ahead of time. Its actually a very sophisticated operation.

I will confirm details if someone asks, I only lost $80 to her. It could have been way, way, way worse.

The phone number is the same, and I just hope I get to see her again. Just once.

CVPI.

This is the ad I responded to etc. On CL.[/QUOTE]

She also uses this e-mail.

alexland2221@gmail.com

She gave me the same address, said she had a basement apt and came from around back of house.

And here is another pic of her.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]164994[/ATTACH]

[QUOTE=CvpiMonger; 1380413]I may be the new guy, but I'll admit to getting nailed and not in the good way by this * the other day.

She smelled real nice too, little sing song voice, has a scout watching you 15 minutes ahead of time. Its actually a very sophisticated operation.

I will confirm details if someone asks, I only lost $80 to her. It could have been way, way, way worse.

The phone number is the same, and I just hope I get to see her again. Just once.

CVPI.

This is the ad I responded to etc. On CL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Winefan; 1380728]She also uses this e-mail.

alexland2221@gmail.com

She gave me the same address, said she had a basement apt and came from around back of house.

And here is another pic of her.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]164994[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]She might change names and pix to lure in more victims. I'm pretty sure the board rules and admins would allow a "personal address" being used to rob members. It's meant to protect girls' homes and privacy, not their crime scenes.

Maybe you guys should send notes to Jackson explaining why you're posting these addresses, so there's no misunderstanding.

[QUOTE=HoneyHoliday; 1379086]Honey Holiday is hosting incalls in BWI 02/10-02/15 for your Pleasure.

*2OO / Full HR *1OO Special*[/QUOTE]From her website FAQ:

[quote]Do you see black men?

Answer:

I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone at anytime for any reason, if I feel it's necessary.[/quote]That's just too political correct. Why not just come out and say no.

Shame of it is you're sort of pretty on the outside

[QUOTE=Stumbler53;1379819]Job well done by CvpiMonger. Great first posts, it is nice to see a newbie contribute something useful instead of asking for the keys to the kingdom. I have tried to hit everything in Towson, so basement Sandy was on my list. Thanks to CvpiMonger I won't waste my time. I hope your adventures get better. Good luck & keep up the great posts.[/QUOTE]I was thinking of hitting everything in Towson myself seeing that all the honeys seem to be posting there recently.

Maybe we should divide and conquer, no reason to cover the same ground twice, and then we both get to fuck a lot of women and learn what to avoid.

Soon we will have all the ASP's in the area catalogued and we can let go of the bullshit.

Just an idea, kind of surprised no one thought of that yet.

Then again, I realize that there must be some sort of network here from RTFF that I've done, so I can only speak for what I can see.

That must be one hell of a back room youse guys have. Maybe you'll let me in one day.

Thank you for the kind words, you're a lot nicer than some of the seniors seem to be.

CVPI

[QUOTE=Massagame;1380532]She is out of the country for the next two month[/QUOTE]Thank you kind sirs for the information. I tried a search for Luna and nada. Just happened to find another ad with Lana and didn't use the search for that name.

She used to go by Brooke, has anybody seen her lately.

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[QUOTE=Marcus Weiner; 1381191]She used to go by Brooke, has anybody seen her lately.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-mixed-latin-barbie-lets-have-real-fun-stop-wasting-your-money-on-the-fakes-24/2380434[/url][/QUOTE]She's hot, but after I found this review I'm not going to be the guinea pig.

"Called Brooke from her backpage ad. I met her at her home. She's a bit heavier now than what her pictures show, but still very cute. The house is really messy and dirty too, but if you can get past that Brooke's a very nice lady and a good lover."

CVPI

[QUOTE=Marcus Weiner; 1381191]She used to go by Brooke, has anybody seen her lately.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-mixed-latin-barbie-lets-have-real-fun-stop-wasting-your-money-on-the-fakes-24/2380434[/url][/QUOTE]The phone number 443-831-4271 is still the same, so hopefully the girl is too. Found a review from a few months ago on anoThER board saying she was heavier.

Also found an ad under the same number for Hannah, a blonde who used to work in DC. Tried to see her a few times, but when I showed up, something always happened and she wasn't available, but her friends were.

[url]http://www.adultsearch.com/md/baltimore/FemaleEscorts/477818[/url]

Hannah has also used 301-710-8241 and 443-850-0256.

I called both 443 numbers, and both rolled straight to VM. I'll try to connect with Hannah, and will report back with intel on her or Brooke.

I just joined and was wondering if anyone knows how to search a particular escort. I'm looking for info on a particular woman in Baltimore and trying to RTFF but don't know how to find the reviews on her.

Thank you

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(831) 794-3679.

She is the girl in the picture. Very nice attitude and friendly, but very inexperienced. If you do some research you will see that I'm not the only one that said so. 2 call system and I was at the door. She told me that things were slow for her, and I now know why. With all of the competition in the area, you have to bring your best every day.

We started off with CBJ, which wasn't too good, then went to mish. She kept squeezing her legs to prevent me from fully getting it there. I finally told her to relax, but by that time I was pretty much done. Tried to swich positions to K9, but that didn't work. I finally told her to switch back to mish and play with herself until I could get myself back ready again. We finished with me getting off, but not like I expected. Might be better down the road, but I don't have the time to train people at the moment.

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1381419]The phone number 443-831-4271 is still the same, so hopefully the girl is too. Found a review from a few months ago on anoThER board saying she was heavier.

Also found an ad under the same number for Hannah, a blonde who used to work in DC. Tried to see her a few times, but when I showed up, something always happened and she wasn't available, but her friends were.

[url]http://www.adultsearch.com/md/baltimore/FemaleEscorts/477818[/url]

Hannah has also used 301-710-8241 and 443-850-0256.

I called both 443 numbers, and both rolled straight to VM. I'll try to connect with Hannah, and will report back with intel on her or Brooke.[/QUOTE]One thing I should add about Sophia / Brooke, Hanna / Hannah and friends. I saw their friend Jenny Sparks around late 2010. While I was in the room, she crushed and snorted a Percocet (for 'back problems' of course). Hannah flaked on me a few times, and their other friend Skyler (now Cristina) , told me that Hannah was heavily into Rx as well, and that she was unreliable and untrustworthy.

My report on the Nova board:

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?9224-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=1291116&viewfull=1#post1291116[/url]

Cristina didn't strike me as a pillhead, and I believe her when she said that Hannah was hanging out with some bad people. Cristina separated herself from both Jenny and Hannah, which adds credence to her story.

Hannah looks so good that I'd risk varying mileage just to see her with her clothes off. Still, if she's a serious Rx player, and Sophia / Brooke is hanging with her, birds of feather and all that. I wouldn't bring any valuables into their room, or let them know where I live.

Beware mongers; the girl in the basement that cvpiMonger posted about Sandy has been replaced by Candy. Wow they really went to big effort to change the look of thier operation. Photos are in same messy room. Buyer beware!

Originally Posted by CvpiMonger [View Original Post]

This has got to be one of the strangest people and places.

Gave me the address to the house next door and almost waited for me to walk up onto the porch and knock before she appeared from the side of the building, said she "lost her key" and that we had to go around to the basement. Uh huh, whatever. The fence gate is blocked off, so you have to step onto some chairs on ether side of the fence to climb over and into the backyard, down some shady steps, squeeze through a door that won't open all the way, and then you're in someone's half finished basement with some really nice tech equipment and this hooker named Sandy, who's already asking for the money, Do you want to just get off a nut baby, lets go I just rent this place so I can do my thing. Suuuure you do honey, whatever you say. Not my first rodeo. I guess it would have been more familiar if the place smelled like cat piss and was in a shittier neighborhood and she wasn't 2 years past mildly attractive and white. But it is what it is. .8 for HHR which turned out to be as fast as I could nut and GTFO.

Pics are somewhat accurate, she never took off the lingerie probably to hide her flabby body and smallish tits from what I could tell, very very rushed, but not rushing me, just probably high on crack or coke or some similar pharmaceutical. Asked me if I just wanted to nut, I undressed and she started to give a very weak CBJ and stopped the second I was hard enough (not really, thats how much of a rush) to slip inside. She laid back because like most girls, she's lazy and doesn't want to work. She asked for a tip upfront, and thanks to the seniors here, I tell her, we'll see how you do and maybe.

Well, no BBBJ, lies flat, no FIV, no DATY, just stick it in and start pumping. No sounds, not even trying to fake it like I have a hard cock in her, moving around, maybe to create motion, but more to throw me off the long stroking. Flexible enough but doesn't like it when I bear down and really start to fuck her deep, so I get her doggy and three more variations of trying to move her hips to keep me from really fucking her deep and I nut, at least she offers me a napkin and then brings up the tip, again, not missing a beat. I ask for a second round, because it's only been 15 minutes, she says for another. 5 Ummm, how about no.

You're not going to look out for me babee? I say maybe if there was some BBBJ, or a second nut, but not this time, not going to happen. Looking back, I should have taken back. 2 from the pile I left, but I guess I don't want to start any crap, the situation sucks, why make it worser?

I get dressed, she's already on the cell phone trying to get someone else to climb over the fucked up fence and into the weird basement tech fuck lair.

No goodbye, no nothing, I don't even exist anymore so I just leave, don't even bother to close the door, she doesn't even notice or give a shit, and neither do I.

If you need a pump and dump and there is no one else available, and you have this burning need to spend eighty bucks, go for it, you'll have a great time.

My lesson is learned, I'm taking some recent advice and sticking to BWI quick visits for the same money and way hotter women to look at while I'm being completely ignored. I wasn't looking for romance, I got most of what I was looking for, so overall, at least I got out of there safe, no issues, though I got the impression someone looked out the front window of the house at me to see what I was driving. I parked all the way down at the end of the block so there was no chance I got I'd'd unless they were shooting video, but not a chance that anyone is going to publish my skinny Irish ass doing the deed for 5 minutes.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female.aby-26/4944147[/url]

Thanks for all the info, it kept me aware of what I needed to do and how to do it. Strange night for sure, but I kept my cool and get to monger another night.

CVPI

Just saw Nikki. She has been doing outcall for a couple of years & she was always on my list. For a short time she is doing incall in Overlea. Clean basement bedroom with bath in a single home nice nieghborhood. Nikki 5'10 she is a tall one, AA, athletic build with large nice tits & pierced clit. Everything covered, DATY, multi postions. $ for 1/2 hr. Nice time I will repeat.

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Would have posted this last week but had computer problems. Coco is a tiny latina, great legs & ass. No tits & a butter face. Nice upscale apartment north of Hampden. I think she also works out of Essex. Dresses very sexy. Really gets into pleasing you. BBBJ with dt, multi postions, not a clock watcher. Great time I will definately repeat 150 for 1/2 hr.

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[QUOTE=Stumbler53; 1383217]Would have posted this last week but had computer problems. Coco is a tiny latina, great legs & ass. No tits & a butter face. Nice upscale apartment north of Hampden. I think she also works out of Essex. Dresses very sexy. Really gets into pleasing you. BBBJ with dt, multi postions, not a clock watcher. Great time I will definately repeat 150 for 1/2 hr.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/coco-21/4989719[/url][/QUOTE]Oh I know that body. She's the one who is super kinky and every couple of months throws up the dominatrix ads.

Thank you. I'm not so much a fan of dark meat, but now its pushing lots of button at the same time.

I have to save some money up, I'm having an expensive learning curve. I have a few reports to write later.

[QUOTE=Stumbler53;1383151]Beware mongers; the girl in the basement that cvpiMonger posted about Sandy has been replaced by Candy. Wow they really went to big effort to change the look of thier operation. Photos are in same messy room. Buyer beware![/quote]Wow. One post can make a difference.

Despite some "interesting" interactions with some of the "senior" members on this forum, I shall keep posting and try to become a better person.

You will never become a better person here. LOL.

You may gain knowledge, become curupt, debauched, disgusting, and on and on. One might even call you a gentleman, here, in jest and mutual respect.

But a better person.

Smiling Fox, ; }

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox; 1383544]You will never become a better person here. LOL.

You may gain knowledge, become curupt, debauched, disgusting, and on and on. One might even call you a gentleman, here, in jest and mutual respect.

But a better person.

Smiling Fox, ; }[/QUOTE]I'll be honest Mr. Fox. I don't really understand most of your posts, and this one is also a bit lost on me, but I think I get the idea.

At least you're not trying to charge me a fee for hooking me up with information.

And on with my report, which I will not accept a fee for providing to anyone who wants to read it.

On BP the other night, was at a hotel waiting for a friend to come over but she never showed up. Its ok, she's busy and I will run in to her later, one way or the other it will work out. I actually had a nice time at the hotel. I made some friends, I am pretty sure they were working girls and we are all hanging out on facebook now and spent some time in the gym on the treadmills and in the pool. I did not get to play splashy splashy naked fun time with any of them, yet. But that will maybe happen eventually, but the problem with this is that after being awake all night and constant teased by the hotness I was making friends with, I was horny, had some money, and made a dumb move. I returned a call that I got no response to from the night before.

The ad I responded to was on BP, no pictures, and if you search for the term "housewife", it will pull up.

There is a reason no pictures, she is a fat old cow and nothing at all like the ad.

Ad "A Real Housewife looking for lonely males 202 XXX 6535. 35.

Smokin blonde 38dds 145lbs looking to wear you out specials 202 XXX 6535 serious inquires only.

Poster's age: 35"

If she is 35 than I am George Clooney. I am in fact not George Clooney or I wouldn't be living in Baltimore hanging out with you guys, no offense. She is probably something like 50, and rough as shit. She has monster titties though, but there is a whole lot of fat underneath them. And maybe 145 is what she weighed in high school, but there is no way in hell grandma is that light. I don't care if girls really do look different than guys do in how much they weigh and stuff, she is full of shit totally.

Plays a neat game of staying out of view at the top of the stairs and just far enough ahead of you until you are in the playroom in her house. Once you're in the room, she makes a comment about having 19 cats and how proud she is of not having a house that smells like 19 cats live there. OMG WTF have I gotten myself into. Well I think to myself, maybe she gives some ridiculous phenom head and I will have an experience. Not so much.

Like an idiot I lay my crap out of my pockets on top of the dresser, hand her. 6 and put the other. 2 I had under my cigarettes and keys. She says you don't want FS, I say no, just head for the. 6 and that is all. Then the fucking kunt takes the. 2 from under my stuff and puts it with the money gave her and says "Oh Mr. CVPI you're going to love what I am going to do for you, you like my titties and I am really tight, trust me." At this point I should have gotten up and taken all my money and stuff and just gotten dressed and gotten the fuck out of there. I need to stop putting myself in these positions when I am tired and horny. I make bad mistakes. Not bad, but expensive. At least no one who takes the time to read what I am writing will make these mistakes if they are half as smart as me.

She does this weird thing with I guess lube and puts it onto the inside of a condom (is that normal?) and maybe sucks on jr for twenty seconds, and then tries to titty fuck me and not suck my cock at all. I know this is going nowhere fast, I decide at least to try and fuck her and get the hell away asap. I get on top, I can barely stay hard. I try to titty fuck her but she is so fat that I can't really stay on the bed and balance is tough. I finally get some motion going and reach down to feel her tits and she has one of them hanging over the side of her chest, she is FAKING A TITTY FUCK! Wow, I know women are lazy, and hookers are lazy even among women, but a lazy hooker is the worst. I feel bad, she is an aging blonde grandma with 19 cats to feed. Maybe this is pity. Fine. I will just try to fuck her and nut and go home and cry a little. I get off her and ask her to get doggy so I can fuck and go.

She say no doggie, the only position I do is on my back. Grrreat, I have to look at her still and try and keep jr hard. This is not going to be easy, but I thought about the girl who was supposed to come over to the hotel room and got a little wood going and started to put it in. She keeps her hand down there the whole time, I am not having more of this, I move it out of the way and realize that she is trying to keep me out of her pussy. So I hold her legs up and apart and really slide it in, and she starts complaining about how much it hurts (I am not a superman or anything so more bullshit from a lazy grandma I think) and I try and I try, but I cannot get off. I pull off the condom, rub the rest of it out, nut all over her and start getting dressed.

Then she asks for a tip, and I told her I paid too much as it is. I didn't want to fuck at all, you took tha money anyway and then no BBBJ no doggie and you tried to jerk me with your hand and pretend it was your pussy. You are a bad provider and I am writing a report to warn people, this is bad advertising. She says write whatever kind of report you want I don't care. Ok grandma, here it is. Well she tells me she has plenty of happy customers, I call her a liar and I don't care. She says you win some you lose some and I say she lost this time and I never coming back.

Stay away from her, unless you want to donate to the elderly and dimented. I guess there is a chance she thinks she is really amazing and everything and has no grip on reality. But I think we all know the truth here.

I puked in my car after, no from smells or anything but from shame I think. Lucky I have extra shirts and a bottle of cold water from the night before. I went home and showered for 45 minutes, but 2 days later I still feel dirty.

One of these days I will have a good report that will make all of you jealous. Right now, I am making sure nobody else runs into the scams and the bs that I am discovering.

Next time I see the slightest thing away from the ad, even if it is a fake pic or the smallest lie I am turning around and leaving. I say that now and hope that when the time comes I am able to remember to do it and not think with jr.

CVPI

[QUOTE=CvpiMonger; 1383507]Wow. One post can make a difference.

Despite some "interesting" interactions with some of the "senior" members on this forum, I shall keep posting and try to become a better person.[/QUOTE]Cvpi,

Why did you stay with her. Grab your stuff and go.

What happened to the new friends. Now that sounded exciting.

It was the "better person" comment, just tickled me. But I am disapointed about you not hitting your new friends, and staying with fat cow housewife. Although I have had a fat cow housewife before, LOL. Mine was outstanding. Think she could suck and lick me so well that I really didn't care. Some of the best skills ever. And if I recalled, multi-O's with a hell of a gush.

Now for some exciting news.

Seems miss Courtney is flying thru BWI on thurs. I can't wait. Haven't seen her in well over a year. She travels around, and is coming in from NYC as I gather. Small petite lady, must be in her 40's by now, I should ask.

Last time she was in, she came and had one of those amazing O's that women have some times. She curled up and started to shake from being so sensative. Then she couldn't stop holding me. An amazing lover. Can't wait to see whats instore this time.

Smiling Fox, ; }

[QUOTE=CvpiMonger; 1383700]I puked in my car after, no from smells or anything but from shame I think. Lucky I have extra shirts and a bottle of cold water from the night before. I went home and showered for 45 minutes, but 2 days later I still feel dirty.

CVPI[/QUOTE]What a great post to start the day. LMAO.

Thanks, CvpiMonger, for your posts and for throwing some refreshing life into these boards.

Keep drinking

[QUOTE=CvpiMonger; 1383700]. Next time I see the slightest thing away from the ad, even if it is a fake pic or the smallest lie I am turning around and leaving. I say that now and hope that when the time comes I am able to remember to do it and not think with jr.

CVPI[/QUOTE]Good advice right there. And your post was a truly enjoyable read!

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As I posted before, CvipMonger I love your posts. I have made some bad mongering desicions so it is nice to see I am not alone. Wow puking in your car afterwards, Thats a first. LOL Keep trying it has to get better, & please keep posting

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OK Hugh. You KNOW the money shot."All she is asked of her?" Did you ask,"can I stick this up your ass?"

Inquiring minds want to KNOW. Just sayin'.

[QUOTE=Hugh Jardon; 1384110]I read a review or two on her here, and decided to give her a call. The pics are accurate, although she is starting to put on some weight. If she doesn't slow it down, she's going to be pretty large pretty soon. For now, though, her skin is nice and taut and she is an enthusiastic performer. Gorgeous face, hair, and eyes. Her room is fairly tidy, she talks a lot, but is nice and sweet and will do all that is asked of her. Usual tuition and I would repeat.

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[QUOTE=CvpiMonger; 1383700]The ad I responded to was on BP, no pictures, and if you search for the term "housewife", it will pull up.

There is a reason no pictures, she is a fat old cow and nothing at all like the ad.

Plays a neat game of staying out of view at the top of the stairs and just far enough ahead of you until you are in the playroom in her house. OMG WTF have I gotten myself into.

Like an idiot I lay my crap out of my pockets on top of the dresser, hand her. 6 and put the other. 2 I had under my cigarettes and keys. She says you don't want FS, I say no, just head for the. 6 and that is all. Then the fucking kunt takes the. 2 from under my stuff and puts it with the money gave her.

I get on top, I can barely stay hard. I try to titty fuck her but she is so fat that I can't really stay on the bed and balance is tough. She is FAKING A TITTY FUCK!

She keeps her hand down there the whole time. I try and I try, but I cannot get off. I pull off the condom, rub the rest of it out, nut all over her and start getting dressed.

I puked in my car after, no from smells or anything but from shame I think. I went home and showered for 45 minutes, but 2 days later I still feel dirty.

CVPI[/QUOTE]I had a scrub-with-bleach experience last week that left a stench in my nose, but at least had a little BBBJ and successful FS. You're also a contestant in the "Funny Post Following a Nightmare" award, but you're up against me in that category.

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FWIW, ad is.

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[QUOTE=Hugh Jardon; 1383995]You have to hear her say her name. Love that Spanish "L" thing. Nice young girl. That's her in the pics, although her hair is different. She is incall, seems intelligent enough, talks a bit much. Usual two call system. Room smells like smoke, but is mostly clean. She has no tats, but a couple weird piercings near her hipbones. I've never seen that before. All services are covered, no kissing, will get into any position you want her to. Nice rump on her, and she doesn't mind a spank or two. Good performer, nice person. Usual tuition.

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*I'm the girl next door you have been searching for, look no further! * Come over and Relax you can experience the ultimate pleasure with me! * Allow me to caress & pamper you. * I can be your escape from reality. * I am gentle, sensual, & open minded. * I'm a single mans best friend, and married mans best kept secret!

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What are you waiting for?

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