Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TideLover;3961715]So last week I visited this AMP and got a pretty nice looking young chick and she gave a decent, actually way above average massage that you'd normally would receive and some light teasing to get me a boner face down and on the flip with a little bargaining I left happy (she actually was very skilled) She never would give me her name and said that was her last day and she leaving the state.

I revisit this week and I didn't see her but they were pretty busy so who knows if she really left. Anyhow, What I don't understand is this scenario, I got another girl, that type that comes in and hugs you laying on the table with her face inches from mine and asking if I want to be covered. Any I choose not, and the average massage begins, even ask if I want my butt and thighs done. "Well hell yeah"! She does an awesome job, from my thighs to the crease and down the crack with ball grazes. She had my ass raised up in the air like a dog in heat, my dick hard and throbbing just waiting her hands that never touched. I was thinking hell yeah, I flip and the sheet is covering me now, she pulls back the sheet and looks at my dick then recovered. She trys to get me to DIY, WTF? I play with her tits, she is kissing my lips and pinching my nips. I could not get her to finish me. She's already violated any massage laws at this point, but couldn't jerk me off. Just crazy shit sometimes.[/QUOTE]I'm curious where this was.

[QUOTE=BadGoonie3;3962722]I'm curious where this was.[/QUOTE]Indeed. Was this local or someplace else?

[QUOTE=Qwerty2;3962987]Indeed. Was this local or someplace else?[/QUOTE]Hi, I was in H'ville for a quick visit and I went to Mei's on University. This happened to me. I went back the next day and lo and behold drew another one!! She did it for me the whole nine yards except for FS, lots of roaming and was there till the finale!! Gave her a 0. 5 $ tip and all was good.

- DB.

It's been a while since I've seen her. She's in between places so she's currently hosting at an extended stay. Room is smaller than her apartment but she made it work. She's got a cat with her but no odor when I was there. Still no FS even after I begged and bribed. Communication still good, service still excellent. Left very happy. Will definitely return.

[QUOTE=RichHam;3971410]It's been a while since I've seen her. She's in between places so she's currently hosting at an extended stay. Room is smaller than her apartment but she made it work. She's got a cat with her but no odor when I was there. Still no FS even after I begged and bribed. Communication still good, service still excellent. Left very happy. Will definitely return.[/QUOTE]I've been seeing Alex for a while now (year+ at least) and like to think I'm one of her "preferred" clients at least by how well she treats me. I think I've got the majority of posts raving about her. But I've given up on trying to get more (FS especially) from her. I offered her $$ (had it on me and laid it out on her table and everything, which was the only reason I tried going that high) and she flat out told me that wasn't and never would be on the table. Much to her credit, it wasn't awkward or anything after that. And I still see her and leave happy now.

Went to me I to treat myself and both left somewhat happy and annoyed. My last few visits have been nothing but positive. This time I was never spoken to, and then told that I couldn't request an hour massage again because I didn't finish fast enough from the most unenthusiastic interaction since high school. I never even got her name so I could request not her if I go back. Eh, I have no problem saving a few bucks a month. YMMV.

So I went by South Parkway yesterday and ended up seeing Ebony, Emily, whatever her name is. Very good massage and a TS, but not even an Inkling of a graze. She was very nice, attempted to touch three different times and she would move my hands or step out of the way every time. When I went to tip she wanted me to double it, I told her no, put down my tip and left. Unless all you want is a good massage do not waste your time.

So I have been to Monterey several times and have seen Anna, Lucy, and Lisa. Although their massages are good (I find Anna the best of the 3), I have been unable to do anything more than roam my hands around their legs a tiny bit. Any advice anyone is willing to share so that I get a happier experience would be much appreciated. Maybe have the payment and tip on the dresser during the massage? I have to go during the day but was wondering if the menu changes for the better after dark. Thanks.

Went there for the first time. Saw I believe was mei. Very heavy teasing and a HE for 1. 2 PM for the awesome details will visit again.

[QUOTE=ButtUglyGuy;3985917]So I have been to Monterey several times and have seen Anna, Lucy, and Lisa. Although their massages are good (I find Anna the best of the 3), I have been unable to do anything more than roam my hands around their legs a tiny bit. Any advice anyone is willing to share so that I get a happier experience would be much appreciated. Maybe have the payment and tip on the dresser during the massage? I have to go during the day but was wondering if the menu changes for the better after dark. Thanks.[/QUOTE]If the girls aren't giving you body language that suggests they want to play, chances are they are never going to do it. They are just stringing you along. Cut your losses and move on to another venue / option. (IMO).

[QUOTE=LoloPapa1;3990475]Went there for the first time. Saw I believe was mei. Very heavy teasing and a HE for 1. 2 PM for the awesome details will visit again.[/QUOTE]Younger or older?

[QUOTE=LoloPapa1;3990475]Went there for the first time. Saw I believe was mei. Very heavy teasing and a HE for 1. 2 PM for the awesome details will visit again.[/QUOTE]Went there yesterday and asked for mei. They said she went on vacation. In my experience, that usually means they're gone for good. Ended up getting "Leelee" or some shit. All business, not the even the slightest hint of extras. My wandering hands were turned away. Probably won't be back. Massages wasn't even that good.

Went Sunday. Joyce she said in an out 1 hr. Will go back. Left very satisfied. 0. 5. 60 for 60 min.

Been missing out on my fav girl in Prattville (she's on "vacation") I went to Mei hoping to get lucky. Older lady, Kiki I think, missing a tooth on her left side, smelled like cigarette smoke. Left happy, let me play with the girls a little, I just wish she was about 30 yrs younger.

[QUOTE=SpaTrucker;3998310]Been missing out on my fav girl in Prattville (she's on "vacation") I went to Mei hoping to get lucky. Older lady, Kiki I think, missing a tooth on her left side, smelled like cigarette smoke. Left happy, let me play with the girls a little, I just wish she was about 30 yrs younger.[/QUOTE]Met Kiki myself and went with the double massage with her and another lady and they did a good job and Kiki has a sense of humor.

I'm going to visit Huntsville soon, and I thought I might partake of the local AMP scene.

I see a mention of Mei, and a madison foot massage where happiness might be found, but since you don't have a huntsville rubratings site, I can't find their ads. Can somebody point me to some addresses?

Thanks!

[QUOTE=DahBull;3966235]Hi, I was in H'ville for a quick visit and I went to Mei's on University. This happened to me. I went back the next day and lo and behold drew another one!! She did it for me the whole nine yards except for FS, lots of roaming and was there till the finale!! Gave her a 0. 5 $ tip and all was good.

- DB.[/QUOTE]Where is this place?

[QUOTE=Anonymous769;4016433]Where is this place?[/QUOTE]There aren't any secret AMPs in Huntsville I'm aware of. Someone correct me if I'm wrong, please. It's literally the first result when you google "mei massage Huntsville".

So I texted Alexa today. I was trying to find out her rates / times and how she does verification. I have not heard back so I figure I would ask here. I am ok with giving her my full name and showing her my Driver's License when I get there if that is what she wants. I am NOT good with calling her from the home phone as to easy for the wife to find out. Her ad makes it clear that she requires verification but leaves out the details of how to verify. If anyone has seen her and know the answers to my questions, please let me know. Either post it as a reply or PM me. Thank you for your time.

[QUOTE=ButtUglyGuy;4018267]So I texted Alexa today. I was trying to find out her rates / times and how she does verification. I have not heard back so I figure I would ask here. I am ok with giving her my full name and showing her my Driver's License when I get there if that is what she wants. I am NOT good with calling her from the home phone as to easy for the wife to find out. Her ad makes it clear that she requires verification but leaves out the details of how to verify. If anyone has seen her and know the answers to my questions, please let me know. Either post it as a reply or PM me. Thank you for your time.[/QUOTE]She had something on her twitter about taking the weekend off, so that might affect speed of response. Sent a PM w / some other info that might help.

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This report is because I was silly enough to fall for a too-good-to-be-true picture. From this number I got a lot of texts saying oh just go to this website and use your credit card for age verification. Needless to say I did not go to that website and did not give my credit card information. Was it legit? Probably not. I will never know unless somebody else reports on it.

Be safe out there.

[QUOTE=SnuggleBunny;4019709][URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad[/URL]

This report is because I was silly enough to fall for a too-good-to-be-true picture. From this number I got a lot of texts saying oh just go to this website and use your credit card for age verification. Needless to say I did not go to that website and did not give my credit card information. Was it legit? Probably not. I will never know unless somebody else reports on it.

Be safe out there.[/QUOTE]Of course it's not legit!! Never ever ever give your credit card info to anyone online for this business! Never! It is 100% guaranteed to be a scam. Also never give SW money up front! Never! Two simple rules. If anyone insists, move on to the next one! Unless of course you get off on handing people your money for nothing. If that's the case, go ahead.

[QUOTE=SnuggleBunny;4019709][URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad[/URL]

This report is because I was silly enough to fall for a too-good-to-be-true picture. From this number I got a lot of texts saying oh just go to this website and use your credit card for age verification. Needless to say I did not go to that website and did not give my credit card information. Was it legit? Probably not. I will never know unless somebody else reports on it.

Be safe out there.[/QUOTE]That was this one, with the pics that are on ads all over the country, right? I think part of your link got cut off.

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=67647&cityid=5[/URL]

Not sure how it got cut off but it did. Thanks for the save. That's the scam artist.

[QUOTE=Chubbington;4020497]That was this one, with the pics that are on ads all over the country, right? I think part of your link got cut off.

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=67647&cityid=5[/URL][/QUOTE]

Anyone know if Kelly B is stil active?

[QUOTE=ButtUglyGuy;4018267]So I texted Alexa today. I was trying to find out her rates / times and how she does verification. I have not heard back so I figure I would ask here. I am ok with giving her my full name and showing her my Driver's License when I get there if that is what she wants. I am NOT good with calling her from the home phone as to easy for the wife to find out. Her ad makes it clear that she requires verification but leaves out the details of how to verify. If anyone has seen her and know the answers to my questions, please let me know. Either post it as a reply or PM me. Thank you for your time.[/QUOTE]I might show my I / D (not sure why it won't take it without the slash) to them, covering up middle name and address with my thumb. But I would not give that info over phone or text. No one is good enough for me to risk that. But that's just me. I'm probably more paranoid than many people.

I've been to HSV several times in the past month or two on business. Have gone to Mei 4 times. Seen a different person each time: Amy, Melissa, May, Joyce were the last 3. I think the first was Amy. All but Melissa were happy visits. Best massage: dunno, none were great, none were horrible. Joyce was probably worst, but there was more tease with her. None are very easy on the eyes. Amy was best, I guess, but she could lose some LBs, and isn't there anymore, I don't think.

I'll return when I'm back in town.

[QUOTE=CountryBoi3575;4021177]Anyone know if Kelly B is stil active?[/QUOTE]Sure is. Saw her about 2 weeks ago. Same sightly above average service.

[QUOTE=BigPimpin69;4022131]Sure is. Saw her about 2 weeks ago. Same sightly above average service.[/QUOTE]Yes. Visited a week ago. Not bad!

Has anyone visited this young lady?

As a senior, she is appealing to me.

[QUOTE=JavaGeorge;4022186]Has anyone visited this young lady?

As a senior, she is appealing to me.[/QUOTE]I have not seen her, most reviews have not been good.

Anyone have any info about AMP in Hazel Green?

[QUOTE=JavaGeorge;4022211]Anyone have any info about AMP in Hazel Green?[/QUOTE]I've been there 3 times since it opened a month ago simply because I can make it during my lunch hour working in TN. So far, a good massage and plenty of teasing but no HE or other activities. Maybe more was available on the menu, but I'm not demanding enough to find out. YMMV. If someone has better luck, I certainly look forward to hearing about it.

[QUOTE=CountryBoi3575;4021177]Anyone know if Kelly B is stil active?[/QUOTE]I have visited her several times. Last time about a week ago. She is attractive and pleasant and a HE is available for extra $. The massage is ok (the AMPs are better). However, I always get shortchanged on time and getting tired of it.

She gives a mediocre body rub with HE available for extra cash. She also has a really hot body that only comes out during HE. She has a great MILF look. I wish more was available. The HE was good but she never finished me. It takes me a while to finish. She gave up and said she "couldn't do it anymore". I tried to finish myself but it didn't happen. I asked her for a refund of the HE upgrade price since she couldn't finish me. She refused. To me it was worse than getting stood up at an AMP because she did everything but finish me. YMMV but I'm not planning on repeating.

[QUOTE=ButtUglyGuy;4022788]I have visited her several times. Last time about a week ago. She is attractive and pleasant and a HE is available for extra $. The massage is ok (the AMPs are better). However, I always get shortchanged on time and getting tired of it.[/QUOTE]

The HE was good but she never finished me. It takes me a while to finish. She gave up and said she "couldn't do it anymore". I tried to finish myself but it didn't happen. I asked her for a refund of the HE upgrade price since she couldn't finish me. She refused. To me it was worse than getting stood up at an AMP because she did everything but finish me. YMMV but I'm not planning on repeating.

Sorry but in this case I believe she's correct; she made the effort. YOU failed. It happens.

[QUOTE=JohnDonne;4021796]I've been to HSV several times in the past month or two on business. Have gone to Mei 4 times. Seen a different person each time: Amy, Melissa, May, Joyce were the last 3. I think the first was Amy. All but Melissa were happy visits. Best massage: dunno, none were great, none were horrible. Joyce was probably worst, but there was more tease with her. None are very easy on the eyes. Amy was best, I guess, but she could lose some LBs, and isn't there anymore, I don't think.

I'll return when I'm back in town.[/QUOTE]Spot on assessment. Stopped in today after not having been there in a couple months. Drew Joyce, not a first rate massage, but have had worse around town. LOL. As you stated lots of tease and left happy. Would repeat with her.

B. R.

Just returned to the Valley after nearly six months out of the Country. Same AMPs plying their typical variations on a good or bad body rub. Miss some of the gals who have all pretty much moved on but now I get to meet all the new (new to me) girls. Happy to see Mei still open. It was closed when I left town but on my first visit it didn't disappoint. True, the quality of the massage could be better but the tease and endings are just as good as before. Drew Joyce on my first visit and left pleased. Still needing work out some knots from nearly 30 hrs of air travel, I next checked out Madison M & F. Again, all but the guy were new to me and while I didn't leave 'happy' I did get a good massage and a fairly thorough rub. Judging from some of the posts I'll continue to visit. If for no other reason than to get a good massage with minimal draping and hands that are not too 'shy'. This area is still dry and those few AMPs that do provide a few extras expect premium tips for minimal service. Don't expect this to change anytime soon.

Massage: 3/5.

Smell: 1/5.

Happy:5/5.

Damage was $30 but atleast left happy.

[QUOTE=WagWan;4027603]Massage: 3/5.

Smell: 1/5.

Happy:5/5.

Damage was $30 but atleast left happy.[/QUOTE]Where is this? I used to go to Madison years ago. Thank you for posting.