Massage Parlor Reports

I'm black too, dark skin as a matter of fact. I have never had a problem smashing Asian women in the AMPs. Some I haven even smashed BBFS.

I, too, am a clean shaven to stubble Black man. I'm athletic too and always get complemented for my abs and biceps by the women.

I shave my junk regardless but I make sure I do so before going to an AMP as well as take a shower with good smelling body wash. I also don't show up looking like a bum, put on some nice casual clothing.

It's just common sense and self respect, honestly.

Women, regardless of race, like well groomed men.

My dream started today after I saw an AMP going to the gun show yesterday. 107 Ave and SW 30St. In my dream went in and saw 2 asian women both a little thick but otherwise OK. Took the $45 half hour. Went in and got ready with two 50's on bed and pillow already put out. Jenny came in and said oh, you ready and I checked her out with NO objection from her and gave her tip and she left room. Came back in with protection and proceeded to disrobe so we were both equal. Checked and smelled good so did some DATY and then she rolled on protection and said come fuck me. Of course I did and after deed was done. (She was tight but I am thick so oh well) Finished up and gave her a kiss and then woke up from dream refreshed. Finally something down south. Other girl looked perhaps a little better but this dream was over.

Went to the location in doral on nw 79 ave and 52st met with alma, older asian busted face but she looked thick so go the half hour, let her rub me for about 10 minutes before I got all grabby, flipped over and started the negotiations. Skank told me no FS but wanted a paper just to finger her or 60 for HJ. Told her too much I got a paper to smash. She said no, got up started to dress and she took the paper. No BJ, no fiv she just wanted this over with. Gave her a downtown pound and she took it like a champ but no repeat for me. I'm going to avoid this place for a while until they rotate the girls.

Down on a quick work trip and staying near the beach. Any AMP around?

[QUOTE=Rico1000;4013991]Went to the location in doral on nw 79 ave and 52st met with alma, older asian busted face but she looked thick so go the half hour, let her rub me for about 10 minutes before I got all grabby, flipped over and started the negotiations. Skank told me no FS but wanted a paper just to finger her or 60 for HJ. Told her too much I got a paper to smash. She said no, got up started to dress and she took the paper. No BJ, no fiv she just wanted this over with. Gave her a downtown pound and she took it like a champ but no repeat for me. I'm going to avoid this place for a while until they rotate the girls.[/QUOTE]RULE #1 for me is no old fatties, they are normally bitter and strictly money oriented.

But, When ever I enter a new AMP, of encounter a new lady in a familiar AMP I always do the friendly check first.

I say hello and extend my arms for a hug.

If she just stands there and repeats, "half hour, half hour?" then I just excuse myself and leave. But if she moves in and hugs me and better yet, grabs my junk, then it's a go.

My AMP provider needs to be young looking, slender, fit, friendly and in a good mood or I'm just going to take a pass.

Also, if the woman is overly dressed in a tight dress like she's going out for the evening, that's a red flag, I look for women in comfortable, easy to remove outfits.

And once all these criteria are met, I follow the 100 or zero script, and have had a 90% plus success rate.

Went to this spa today, and get 1/2 hr massage for $50. Massage is acceptable after flipping she ask what I like, from there she wants 150 for FS, I haggle the price to $100 take it or leave it, am start dressing up and said ok. Total damage $150 massage and FS. It's on SW 8th St, Miami, FL 33144 ,west of Palmetto in the south side before 87th Ave.

Smart man. As in any negotiation you have to be prepared to walk away.

[QUOTE=Bato5613;4038208]Went to this spa today, and get 1/2 hr massage for $50. Massage is acceptable after flipping she ask what I like, from there she wants 150 for FS, I haggle the price to $100 take it or leave it, am start dressing up and said ok. Total damage $150 massage and FS..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MDee813;4037673]Down on a quick work trip and staying near the beach. Any AMP around?[/QUOTE]I'd be interested in hearing that too. Our illustrious civil servants shut them all down on the same night a couple years back.

[QUOTE=Bato5613;4038208]Went to this spa today, and get 1/2 hr massage for $50. Massage is acceptable after flipping she ask what I like, from there she wants 150 for FS, I haggle the price to $100 take it or leave it, am start dressing up and said ok. Total damage $150 massage and FS. It's on SW 8th St, Miami, FL 33144 ,west of Palmetto in the south side before 87th Ave.[/QUOTE]Been here a few times actually. Great spot and everything is on the menu! What I like is that the women are good looking, nice set of tires and young which is a key critirea for me. Monger on boys!!

Gents I'll be in town the next few days staying in South Beach area. Seeing if theres any decent AAMP nearby. I'm down to travel if I have to or if there is a spot that is not to be missed.

I usually just like a standard HE, and hopefully a place that isn't a complete dump. I can give recs for Boston area or Chicago. I also have a UTR in Hollywood area but I'm maybe looking for something new this time. Interested in either AAMP or a MILF who does outcall.

I may as well post the review of a spot I tried that is a no-go in Hallandale. Golden massage is a no go. The massage was good but nothing you folks are interested in offered. 80 for 1/ hr Gave $10 tip since it was normal massage and they harassed me yelling "twenty percent twenty percent". Stay Safe.

Hi fellas, anyone try that asin spa around 71st and 2nd ave ne, any info would be great thanks.

[QUOTE=ChillyWilly325;4055644]Hi fellas, anyone try that asin spa around 71st and 2nd ave ne, any info would be great thanks.[/QUOTE]Yeah, that's the oasis, just search that here.

[QUOTE=Tpl66;4050935]Gents I'll be in town the next few days staying in South Beach area. Seeing if theres any decent AAMP nearby. I'm down to travel if I have to or if there is a spot that is not to be missed.

I usually just like a standard HE, and hopefully a place that isn't a complete dump. I can give recs for Boston area or Chicago. I also have a UTR in Hollywood area but I'm maybe looking for something new this time. Interested in either AAMP or a MILF who does outcall.

I may as well post the review of a spot I tried that is a no-go in Hallandale. Golden massage is a no go. The massage was good but nothing you folks are interested in offered. 80 for 1/ hr Gave $10 tip since it was normal massage and they harassed me yelling "twenty percent twenty percent". Stay Safe.[/QUOTE]Officer we didn't do nothing.

[QUOTE=GlennUknow;4056099]Yeah, that's the oasis, just search that here.[/QUOTE]Couldn't find anything. Is it recommended? Good experience?

[QUOTE=BamBamSmash;4057044]Couldn't find anything. Is it recommended? Good experience?[/QUOTE]Oasis Bodyworks, 71st St, Yeah, if you're new to the hobby and you're looking for some experience, then go try the Oasis, then you'll know what a DUD parlor looks like.

I once had a rough massage with no HE and the old hag was at the front door with her hand out and I told her I left tip on the table in the room which was in the very back of the AMP, I walked briskly to my car and she still made it to the parking lot start yelling at me as I drove away. Good times.

[QUOTE=Tpl66;4050935]Gents I'll be in town the next few days staying in South Beach area. Seeing if theres any decent AAMP nearby. I'm down to travel if I have to or if there is a spot that is not to be missed.

I usually just like a standard HE, and hopefully a place that isn't a complete dump. I can give recs for Boston area or Chicago. I also have a UTR in Hollywood area but I'm maybe looking for something new this time. Interested in either AAMP or a MILF who does outcall.

I may as well post the review of a spot I tried that is a no-go in Hallandale. Golden massage is a no go. The massage was good but nothing you folks are interested in offered. 80 for 1/ hr Gave $10 tip since it was normal massage and they harassed me yelling "twenty percent twenty percent". Stay Safe.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Tpl66;4050935]
I may as well post the review of a spot I tried that is a no-go in Hallandale. Golden massage is a no go. The massage was good but nothing you folks are interested in offered. 80 for 1/ hr Gave $10 tip since it was normal massage and they harassed me yelling "twenty percent twenty percent". Stay Safe.[/QUOTE]You got to keep in mind that these women generally do not get paid to work in these AMPs, most places charge the women $20 per day to work there, so they can eat and have use of the facilities and don't need to go out for the necessities.

Some even live inside the parlor, but that's illegal and if the cops see them living inside a business they can be in trouble, so often it's the case that they have a communal house they live in near by.

So when you don't tip, you're just wasting their time. That's why it's better to put out the tip ahead of everything else and make a "take it or leave it" offer. So she's not doing a massage for 30 minutes or an hour wondering if this is just a useless effort.

I like to go to an AMP, and after I'm shown to the room and the girl leaves to deposit the house money, I'll get undressed. When she comes back, I'm not face down, I'm sitting on the table with a full on Viagra induced boner, a condom, lube and 100 sitting out in plain view.

It's my only tip, take it or leave it. It's usually a go, as it was today. Otherwise I get dressed and start to leave, and then she will change her mind once it's 100 or zero. It's a fair deal for a working guy, select the talent and weed out the greedy hustlers. This technique works in any spa that has women wanting a 100 tip.

I like to do the FS first, then relax into a nice massage. It's affordable action you'll get if you can stick to the script.

RULE #1 for me is no old fatties, they are normally bitter and strictly money oriented.

But, When ever I enter a new AMP, of encounter a new lady in a familiar AMP I always do the friendly check first.

I say hello and extend my arms for a hug. If she just stands there and repeats, "half hour, half hour?" then I just excuse myself and leave. But if she moves in and hugs me and better yet, grabs my junk, then it's a go.

My AMP provider needs to be young looking, slender, fit, friendly and in a good mood or I'm just going to take a pass.

Also, if the woman is overly dressed in a tight dress like she's going out for the evening, that's a red flag, I look for women in comfortable, easy to remove outfits.

And once all these criteria are met, I follow the 100 or zero script, and have had a 90% plus success rate.

So from what I can understand the osais on 2nd st is a waste of time? Cause I really want to go try it since it's down the street from me, anyone can pm any details on how to get FS etc too if they like.

[QUOTE=GlennUknow;4058577]You got to keep in mind that these women generally do not get paid to work in these AMPs, most places charge the women $20 per day to work there, so they can eat and have use of the facilities and don't need to go out for the necessities.

Some even live inside the parlor, but that's illegal and if the cops see them living inside a business they can be in trouble, so often it's the case that they have a communal house they live in near by.

So when you don't tip, you're just wasting their time. That's why it's better to put out the tip ahead of everything else and make a "take it or leave it" offer. So she's not doing a massage for 30 minutes or an hour wondering if this is just a useless effort.

I like to go to an AMP, and after I'm shown to the room and the girl leaves to deposit the house money, I'll get undressed. When she comes back, I'm not face down, I'm sitting on the table with a full on Viagra induced boner, a condom, lube and 100 sitting out in plain view.

It's my only tip, take it or leave it. It's usually a go, as it was today. Otherwise I get dressed and start to leave, and then she will change her mind once it's 100 or zero. It's a fair deal for a working guy, select the talent and weed out the greedy hustlers. This technique works in any spa that has women wanting a 100 tip.

I like to do the FS first, then relax into a nice massage. It's affordable action you'll get if you can stick to the script..[/QUOTE]Damn those pro s advice, well thought amigo.

[QUOTE=GlennUknow;4058577]You got to keep in mind that these women generally do not get paid to work in these AMPs, most places charge the women $20 per day to work there, so they can eat and have use of the facilities and don't need to go out for the necessities.

Some even live inside the parlor, but that's illegal and if the cops see them living inside a business they can be in trouble, so often it's the case that they have a communal house they live in near by.

So when you don't tip, you're just wasting their time. That's why it's better to put out the tip ahead of everything else and make a "take it or leave it" offer. So she's not doing a massage for 30 minutes or an hour wondering if this is just a useless effort.

I like to go to an AMP, and after I'm shown to the room and the girl leaves to deposit the house money, I'll get undressed. When she comes back, I'm not face down, I'm sitting on the table with a full on Viagra induced boner, a condom, lube and 100 sitting out in plain view.

It's my only tip, take it or leave it. It's usually a go, as it was today. Otherwise I get dressed and start to leave, and then she will change her mind once it's 100 or zero. It's a fair deal for a working guy, select the talent and weed out the greedy hustlers. This technique works in any spa that has women wanting a 100 tip.

I like to do the FS first, then relax into a nice massage. It's affordable action you'll get if you can stick to the script.

RULE #1 for me is no old fatties, they are normally bitter and strictly money oriented.

But, When ever I enter a new AMP, of encounter a new lady in a familiar AMP I always do the friendly check first.

I say hello and extend my arms for a hug. If she just stands there and repeats, "half hour, half hour?" then I just excuse myself and leave. But if she moves in and hugs me and better yet, grabs my junk, then it's a go.

My AMP provider needs to be young looking, slender, fit, friendly and in a good mood or I'm just going to take a pass.

Also, if the woman is overly dressed in a tight dress like she's going out for the evening, that's a red flag, I look for women in comfortable, easy to remove outfits.

And once all these criteria are met, I follow the 100 or zero script, and have had a 90% plus success rate.[/QUOTE]I've never been to an AMP but would like to try one. Those are some great tips but I have another question. On average how much does the AMP usually charge don't want to over pay the house.

[QUOTE=JohnDoe2010;4061652]I've never been to an AMP but would like to try one. Those are some great tips but I have another question. On average how much does the AMP usually charge don't want to over pay the house.[/QUOTE]Typically it is $50 for 1/2, 60-70 for 45 min. And 75-100 for hour. Then as other have stated YMMV but for AMP 100 for FS. If they say more be prepared to walk they will take it if the know you will walk.

[QUOTE=EroSenpai;4043369]Been here a few times actually. Great spot and everything is on the menu! What I like is that the women are good looking, nice set of tires and young which is a key critirea for me. Monger on boys!![/QUOTE]Thanks for the recommendation. Went last night dreamed I walked in and met Anna looked 30 ish so probably older. Went for 50 for half as I like to feel it out. Massage starts nothing to right home about. On flip asked what I wanted said FS she ask how much said 100.00 she says more. Tell her nevermind and start to get up she quickly accepts. She has bolt ons that looked good. On went the cover. BJ was good got me going then switch to mish she has a nice Asian Bush. Not super tight and just laid there and let me pound away. Blew right as time was up. Good not great will try again with someone else.

[QUOTE=JohnDoe2010;4061652]I've never been to an AMP but would like to try one. Those are some great tips but I have another question. On average how much does the AMP usually charge don't want to over pay the house.[/QUOTE]The house money is just that, for the owner's fee. $40,45 or maybe 50 for Half Hour. And $50,60,70 or even $80 in some places for the hour. Depends on the area or the AMP owner.

Once you've paid the house money, don't expect to get it back if you can't negotiate extras, in most cases. They will drop the cash into a safe and then it's all up to your tip if they make good or waste their time.

That's why fair trade is 100, generous enough, take it or leave it baby. It's the leverage you need, don't be hustled into 120 or 140 or even more like some clowns will be.

Been years since I've been on here until recently. I'm not all that frequent of a massage goer, maybe 2-3 times per year, but with the demise of backpage, I have trouble finding places. I prefer Latinas, but it's interesting reading on here that most of you say LMPs are overpriced, etc. I don't do AMPs all that often because the few times I've gone to one, the most I get is a hand, while LMPs (mostly in Dade) were more open to my roaming hands and offering more upgrades. Prices have been high, but at least I was offered. The only LMP I've been to in Broward offered a lot at good prices. It was in Hollywood on 441 and Park Rd, across from Hollywood Jeep. No sign on the door or anything. But I fear they may have closed down a while ago, unless anyone knows different, or knows somewhere similar.

The AMPs I've been to were down around Coral Gables, as it's closer to my job. Maybe I need to find better places. I know there are a ton in and around Hollywood, and I can sometimes get to South Broward so any recos on the best of that bunch? Or around Hialeah / Miami Lakes?

Did the old 100 up front for everything tip ploy and as usual it works like a charm. I can't post any details here as this is a spy cam pic of myself and the back of a woman's head (job) But hopefully my fellow sex slobs here will like it, and A2 will approve.

G.

[blue]Generally speaking I find spy cam stuff reprehensible however in this case that chick could be anybody with long dark hair.

It's not so much the filming, though filming people who are fucking in a place where they have a reasonable belief in privacy is bad regardless of who is doing it what I object to is the guys who make great pains to hide their identity while completely exposing the chick.

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=GlennUknow;4066572]

[blue]Generally speaking I find spy cam stuff reprehensible however in this case that chick could be anybody with long dark hair.

It's not so much the filming, though filming people who are fucking in a place where they have a reasonable belief in privacy is bad regardless of who is doing it what I object to is the guys who make great pains to hide their identity while completely exposing the chick.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Thank you sir for letting me show off here, it's one of my favorite things to do, aside from reading a reply from Big lou. But, yeah, she is hot!

[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]Regardless of what this idiot says, as the Admin of this forum I can confirm without any doubt that Muff Diver 305, as Mister Roboto was before him, is in fact an alias for the member know as "BigLou". [i]A2[/i][/blue]

[QUOTE=MuffDiver305;4069673]If I were you I would stop talking about big lou cause the next person you fuck with in person will knock the shit out of you or worse. This is why they're so many shootings here especially in dade county and the majority of the one's that get shot or killed are the one's that shit talk the most. I can tell you really hate big lou as he's no longer here. Thank god I'm not biglou.[/QUOTE]I like BL, I wish he would come back, he is on my favorite people list, near the top.

Hey guys,

I'm coming into town from the space coast and I'm hoping to find a Latina Massage Spa around Hollywood. Do you guys have any recommendations? TIA!

Hey,

I'm looking for a Latina spa near Hollywood. Do any of you guys have any recommendations? TIA!

[QUOTE=GlennUknow;4062620]The house money is just that, for the owner's fee. $40,45 or maybe 50 for Half Hour. And $50,60,70 or even $80 in some places for the hour. Depends on the area or the AMP owner.

Once you've paid the house money, don't expect to get it back if you can't negotiate extras, in most cases. They will drop the cash into a safe and then it's all up to your tip if they make good or waste their time.

That's why fair trade is 100, generous enough, take it or leave it baby. It's the leverage you need, don't be hustled into 120 or 140 or even more like some clowns will be.[/QUOTE]AMPs pay the girl about half the house fee. It's all negotiable between them. No matter what the girls tell you. Trust me on this. LMPs might be different.

[QUOTE=HoloGuru;4061437]So from what I can understand the osais on 2nd st is a waste of time? Cause I really want to go try it since it's down the street from me, anyone can pm any details on how to get FS etc too if they like.[/QUOTE]I have been burned there twice and have not been back since. That was a few years ago. Reports posted here. This is the AMP near the statue place? Great massage, but no extras, at least not for me. Maybe for regulars, but I doubt it.

[QUOTE=NormalGuy;4072160]I have been burned there twice and have not been back since. That was a few years ago. Reports posted here. This is the AMP near the statue place? Great massage, but no extras, at least not for me. Maybe for regulars, but I doubt it.[/QUOTE]RubMaps and SpaHunter have both consistently rated this place as "non-erotic" If HoloGuru had intellectual curiosity he would know this.

[QUOTE=NormalGuy;4072155]AMPs pay the girl about half the house fee. It's all negotiable between them. No matter what the girls tell you. Trust me on this. LMPs might be different.[/QUOTE]And if the girls aren't getting good tips they leave, because just part of the house fee isn't going to pay to all bills.

Because of its seedy location, the Oasis Bodyworks will draw attention from mongers. But it has been classified as *Non-Erotic Massage Reported* on Adult search since it opened.

The Oasis does not advertise on sites like Spazilla, you'll find them on Yelp, Craigs List, Miami New Times, and tourist related places, thus the ornately decorated lobby, full of Chinese cultural junk. Makes the tourist feel like they're entering a temple of some kind.

The Oasis likes to target the Mid-town types that can't afford the spas on Key Biscayne or Doral. The art festivals bring in lots of clients there. They seem to have a strict "no extras" policy as I have not read any credible monger reports in there, just wishful thinking.

It's possible that there are regulars big tippers who are known to a particular girl that get the FS treatment there, just like everywhere. But for a monger on the prowl checking it out for the first, second or even third time, it's been thumbs down.

I visited it once, back in about 2005 or 2006, can't recall. But the two women there were less than attractive and I just politely excused myself and moved on.

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I don't know the formal name of this parlor, but it has gone from being a jack shack to definite FS.

When I got there, there was one thicker Asian lady with a big rack. Not my top, but didn't seem anyone else was there so I went with her. Great massage, so so FS.

As we were first walking back to the room, we walked past a bathroom and I heard the shower running. At that point, I knew I had another option, but I didn't have the time to wait.

Damage was. 5 for the hh and 1. 0 tip. She asked for more andbi told her that's all I had and she was perfectly fine with that.

As I was leaving there was not 1, but 2 other ladies at the front.

One was average all around and the other was thinner, a drop younger (35 ish), thinner, perky B cups. Much more my top so will be back in a couple of days.

[QUOTE=RollyPolly;4074149]I don't know the formal name of this parlor, but it has gone from being a jack shack to definite FS.


One was average all around and the other was thinner, a drop younger (35 ish), thinner, perky B cups. Much more my top so will be back in a couple of days
.[/QUOTE]That's the Golden Spa, or Golden Asian Spa. I have been there only once, about 2 years ago. There was an exceptionally hot girl there when I walked in. I did the half hour and promptly tried to negotiate FS. But only a rub and tug was on the menu. So I bailed a a reliable FS spa.

If the new talent there is of good quality, then I will be there as it's near my local. Thanks Rolly.

I went to Sunny Spa on Pembroke Road this morning, negotiated a double-pop on the one hour deal for 170. My provider did not disapoint, very good FS, awesome walk-on-back masage, plenty of BBBJ and attention to my junk.

Overall a very satisfying / worth wild experience.

[QUOTE=LuvJackShack;4072629]And if the girls aren't getting good tips they leave, because just part of the house fee isn't going to pay to all bills.[/QUOTE]I know one of the owners of 3 spas, and he says that each massage lady is able to negotiate her business with him.

The older / less attractive women do get half the house money because generally all they can make tips on is a hand job. The hot / young women may get just $10 on the house money or even take zero house money in exchange for being left alone with her clients to do FS and make what ever she can providing she knows how to spot an under cover cop.

And certain spas don't ever have to worry about cops running a sting on them because the local police are taking, and if there is a sting being organized by some dickhead in the department, the owner gets a text alerting him.

That's why being a regular with a particular attractive looking lady is a pathway to above and beyond service at a reduced price.

[QUOTE=GlennUknow;4076111]I went to Sunny Spa on Pembroke Road this morning, negotiated a double-pop on the one hour deal for 170. My provider did not disapoint, very good FS, awesome walk-on-back masage, plenty of BBBJ and attention to my junk.

Overall a very satisfying / worth wild experience.[/QUOTE]Glenn, any more info about the location? The street maybe?