There's a new Thai lady listed at Sinoescort for those who might be interested. I surely am. Not sure if I'll get the opportunity to sample. If someone does, please post or PM.
Cheers!
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There's a new Thai lady listed at Sinoescort for those who might be interested. I surely am. Not sure if I'll get the opportunity to sample. If someone does, please post or PM.
Cheers!
Trashman Party Report
And coincidentally, post #200! How appropriate. It was an amazing gathering of WSG members, some of the greatest names on the board, and some up-and-comers. Please forgive me if I leave anyone out, but to my recollection in attendence were (in no particular order): Clix, Incognito, LoveLOS (and three friends), Robux, Paland, CloudWilliam, Fool4Fishnets, Old Dog7540, of course myself, and the Mighty Trashman. Again, sorry if I missed anyone. Many famous mongers also sent their regrets. I must give kudos to Paland and Old Dog7540, both of whom came from PA for this special event, and stayed until the end. Gracias.
We began the evening at the pre-arranged meeting place on Baltimore's famous Block. I was a little nervous as by five minutes after the starting time, there were no party-goers to be found. Then people slowly began to arrive. I must say, it is amazing to put faces with names, because they NEVER turn out to look like you expect.
We did a full scale block tour, but sadly it was a slow night for ladies in most of the bars. There were a few lookers (including some old friends of mine ;-) ) scattered about, and we managed to introduce the Trashman to some of them. Of course, he caught up with some old friends as well.
I certainly hope everyone had a good time. I know I did. I am fairly certain that the Trashman did. And congratulations to LoveLOS, who busted his in-bar Block cherry!!! We are not gonna let you live that down man! You do realize that all the girls charge pretty much the same, and you could have gotten a much better looking girl, right? LMAO, just kidding.
The party lasted until just about closing time, when we all went our separate ways. I really do want to thank all those who attended. It was great to meet you all. My apologies to anyone who did not get directions or location sent to them, but I did get a flurry of PM's (mostly about non-attendance) and I hope I did not miss anyone, but one never knows.
A special thanks to our original meeting place for accomdating out large group, though I doubt they will see this, I will let them know we appreciate it.
Dr. Monger
Heard about someone questioned outside Downtown spa the other day by LE.. Let's hope this is an isolated incident and not a new LE crackdown. Any other reports?
JackB,
I was Downtown Sunday no LE in sight. Visited with Apple a 7.5 on a scale of 10.
The Iron Pony is riding outta here.
Jack B Quick,
If you are ever questioned, remember the the pork patrol does not have a picture of you doing the girl doggie style, so they cannot prove anything unless you admit to a crime (which, BTW, I certainly hope you are not planning to commit any crimes in an AMP - geeeze). Do not tell them you received a massage since that would give them cause to start asking about licensing. These girls do stretch training, not massage, as noted on the rules sheet on the wall.
They have the workout machines at Downtown, tell can them you excercised, got a sauna, a lady helped coach you in sports therapy and eastern mystic relaxation techniques, and took a shower. Or tell them you waited for an hour sitting in the sauna, but they are not very customer oriented, so you left. Those are all legal things, so they can't fuck with you or the AMP.
If asked about sex, there is only one correct response. That is "[b]no[/b]." A look of disgust, amazemant, contempt or confusion will always help make that answer a bit more palitable to the oinker. I would have to assume that you are not one of them guys trying to fuck those poor AMP girls.
If everybody played smart and kept their stories straight, there would be no probable cause to get their snouts where they don't belong.
LoveLOS
JackBQuick, that last post advising you to lie was very, very bad advice. Saying an obvious lie to a cop is the quickest way to get yourself in trouble.
If confronted in such a situation, the proper response is to tell the officer "Sorry, officer, I am late going somewhere. I can't help you. Have a nice day." And then leave. If you are seized and prevented from departing under those circumstances, you are under arrest and must be Mirandized.
If the officer persists, don't lie. Just repeat that you are late, and that you are sorry that you cannot help him. Ask if you are under arrest, tell him that you can't help, and that if he wants to question you further, he will have to do it with a lawyer present. Above all BE POLITE!
People who lie almost inevitably end up in trouble. A policeman isn't stupid. If you give a BS lying answer like that suggested by LoveLOS, you might as well put the cuffs on yourself. BTW, lying to a police officer is a criminal offense, too. Expect to get charged with it if you do it. Have no doubt that the girls WILL rat you out.
-Uncle Otto
How about I want my lawyer. If I am not under arrest, please let me go.
No lie, no statement, just an an assertion of your constitutional right to have an attorney present during questioning.
It takes them out of their game; it is what they would say. If they arrest you they were going to do so anyway.
Lying is probably a bad idea because some jurisdictions have that as a felony. Ask Martha Stewart, lied about a noncrime and is now a federal felony. What if Martha had said nothing? No underlying crime, no lie thus no felony.
With LEO less is more. Give them nothing. But be polite.
Your correspondent in the field, Hondo Lane,
P.S. I propose that we adopt the following motto: "Less bull, more booty."
After reading the stellar reports about Ping by Laxman # 2, I decided to give Happiness Spa a try. It was a much-needed break after abstaining from the AMP scene for several weeks. Using Ping’s name got me in without any trouble, although I ended up with Co-Co. Co-Co asked several times who I had seen before, so clearly I was not familiar to them. I am not sure if there have been any posts on Co-Co (I know RTFF), but she is about 5’3”, medium brown hair with red highlights and all natural, or slightly amplified 34 B’s, with very nice pale skin and average muscle tone.
The TS was average, but I really like Co-Co’s attitude. She snuggled right in with a few kisses and hugs before and during TS and during the massage. Massage was also average at best, but she was very good with her fingertips, which led us straight into an extended DATY. This was great. She grabbed my head and just about pulled me in, all the time making quite a bit of noise, which was directly responsive to what I was doing. It felt like she probably had a couple of orgasms. We then moved to 69, where we both got so worked up that we were both making a lot of noise. I finally broke it off before I lost control and we moved to mish. Before I could even get on my knees, she grabbed me and pushed me in w/out any gel. We then pounded away in a couple of mish variations until I lost. The whole time Co-Co was really moaning, gasping and repeatedly pulling my face to her breasts and grabbing me.
After, we cuddled for a very long time and then she finished the massage on my legs, and did a lot of skin stroking.
The excellent experience I had at Happiness may have been due to my time off, but I think Co-Co is outstanding as well.
Attitude: 9
Looks: 7
Service: 8.5
Wizz
Hondo,
I'll agree with that!
LBMB!!
Lax
On this topic, please remember that no strategy is foolproof. If a cop REALLY wants to give you a hard time, you cannot really stop him. On the lucky side however is the fact that cops rarely give calm polite people a harder time than they have to.
On a different note, isn't it about time for another AMP roundup?
Love LOS I'm looking in you knowledgeable direction.
Otto & Hondo,
Good advice guys. I stand corrected as you are both correct about the fact the lie is in itself a crime.
Easy,
Yes, it is probably time to start editing. I had put off the task during the uneasy time we had in the past few months. I hesitated to draw any more 'official' notice to the AMPs than they were already receiving.
PM me if you are looking for specific intel and I'll get that together for you.
LL
Although I mostly frequent NoVa AMPs, I occasionally journey into D.C. On the NoVa board, I posted a link to an interesting site with links to the applicable Virginia state laws regarding sexual offenses and adult businesses. Here's the site where you can find the D.C. laws:
http://www.bigeye.com/sexeducation/adultbusdc.html
I'm not a lawyer, but you can plainly read that compared to NoVa, the D.C. laws are much less harsh.
This is not intended to alarm, just to let practicing hobbyists know what's currently on the books.
As much as I hate to seem like I am piling on, the advice re. LE pullover and lying is pretty good although it's still a lie. I don't think the issue is so much lying, it's more a matter of keeping your mouth shut. making up elaborate stories can trip you up when asked it for the 10th time. Taking the position of providing no information is still a lie, it's just that it's a controllable lie that's easy to keep going.
Having said that, I do think it's important to keep some semblance of a reasonable explanation as to what you are doing out at 3am in a really bad section of town where many victimless crimes take place with out of state plates on your car. I don't think that it serves you well to simply take the 5th essentially and stick to a no information policy. An extremely brief plausible explanation that explains why you are in that place at that time often does the trick without pissing off the LE. All IMHO
Trashman,
I've often thought about what kind of story I could use as an explanation for my being in the wrong place at the wrong time if questioned by LE. I've never been able to come up with anything that would make any sense and that LE would buy. These folks aren't stupid, as you know! I live in Virginia - What could I possibly ever say to LE, if asked, in response to why I just allowed some girl I picked up on Payson and Eagle to get into my car. What possible explanation could I ever offer for my even being there that LE would actually believe? I don't believe it's possible.
Globe
hey guy have been a way short time I do know through the grapevine le has not busted or raided dc amps in sometime about 4 years ago they did send under cover in amp but not any more.
Last weekend I noticed that my frequent visitor card for Sun Spa was full and that the next visit the house fee would be waived. I decided to go see the very delightful Bebe. She is awesome. She greeted me like I was a long lost lover (don’t I wish) with a big DFK.
Different twist on the TS with her taking off all of her cloths to give me a soapy. This was followed by slipping on a raincoat and me banging her right there in the shower! We dried off and went to the room where she proceeded to give me a very sensual backrub. It was very relaxing. After a while I positioned her for some DATY which she always likes. Very sweet kitty. She rode me reverse CG and then I finished her off from behind.
Bebe said she will be returning to NY shortly and I have been trying (unsuccessfully to date) to get her to give me her number. I’ll keep working at it.
Was in the area of Downtown yesterday evening and decided to drop in to see if the talent had improved since my last visit shortly after the shutdown. Is it me or are those stairs smelling worse than ever? I was greeted by a new older Mamsan who asked if I’d been there before. “Of course, is Maya here?” I had noticed a prior post by Kimchi that suggested she may be returning. “No Maya, but we have very nice girl.” In comes Pinkie. Pinkie is 5’ 4” maybe 115 lbs with very long black hair. My first thought was that this might be another Mimi. Not even close. This girl had no personality, provided barely adequate TS, massage and service. Absolutely nothing special. I will not return to Downtown until I see some posts from others that indicate it is back up to prior standards.
Lax
PS: On the way to Downtown I passed 1413 K. It is definitely closed and a for lease sign is up.
Excuses,
At one point I was doing a lot of cruising through W/W and Fairhaven/Curtis Bay during the day to recon and get a feel for the place (and some other kinds of feels as well), this included some just parking and sitting for 15 minutes to see what SW traffic was like.
I bought the Baltimore Sun and opened up the real estate classified section and put it on the front seat along with an ADC mapbook. Plan was if asked by LE why I was loitering I was going to say I was checking out distressed properties as investments and was trying to get an understanding of the area.
Also, if doing the W/W area there is the St. Agnes hospital. Can say you left there and are looking for gasoline or a McDonalds. My fear has always been getting into a traffic accident and explaining to the WIFE what the fuck I was doing there.
I am now home from my DC trip, I only wish I would have had more time. You lucky guys don't know how good you have it. Thank you so much for the tips, this board was a real help.
Quickly, let me put it in perspective for you the differences for me between a Memphis AMP and your fine city. In Memphis there are two locations which have zero turnover with the girls. Each place has two to three girls, so in the whole town there are about 6 girls total and I would rate them all between a 4 and a 6. The massages are decent, but at best you can get a topless HJ with some hugging on the table. The prices are 60 + 60-140 that I have paid. Most of the time I give 100 and they ask/beg me for more.
Now for report #1 in DC. I went to Supra because I could walk to it from my hotel in Dupont Circle. It was a hot day and those stairs were a killer. When I rang the bell as I was panting, I noticed that the doorbell was exactly the same as the doors at the AMPs in Memphis! Anyway the mamasan didn't give me any questions about if I had been there she just brought in a smoking hot girl. So as she was giving me the shower I kept wondering which girl she was that I had read about on the board. I thought she might be Jessica, but she said she was Bobbi, who I had also read about here.
In my eyes she could work at any strip joint in the city. She had nice legs, fake C's, and a pretty face. All I was thinking was that I would not last through the shower. When we got back to the room there was a massage table and a bed. I gave her the five jacksons and there was no questions, no whinning, what a pleasure!
To my surprise I lasted through every position that I can think of, we did it all and afterwards she layed with me for a good 10 minutes cuddling. I almost had to ask her to wrap things up. In Memphis after you finish, they bring the hot towel and push you out the door.
Looks 9
Attitude 9
Overall Experience 9.5
Report #2 from Supra. I went back since I had such a good time the day before, but maybe I should have taken Trashman's advice and went to CHPC. I had a good time, but not as good as with Bobbi. Had I not been there the day before maybe I would have thought it was a great time, but I compared it too much to the prior day.
Anyway this girl's name was Cherri and she was shorter, mid 20's, real B's with a pretty face. The biggest problem was the language barrier. She knew essentially no English and I had a nice time with her in every position, but I could tell we didn't have the chemistry as I did with Bobbi. One hint that I had was the day before, Bobbi was so wet with me and she said she came which I believed. Cherri had to lube up three times during our session and it was a real turnoff. Maybe Bobbi was just a better actress, but I wish I could have seen her again.
Cherri
Looks 8
Attitude 7
Overall 7
Hey Fool, you could always tell the officer that you were out and about getting a new pair of "nets" because your last pair was seen on a head in the Block area.
Not sure if I would use that one for wifey though!
5am: Picked up BSW on P street between 9th & 10th, nice tits, Got cbj, kind of timid but did the deed. No complaints $25.
Asked to be dropped of on NJ Ave.
Memphis,
Glad you had a good time. AMPs really do provide a valuable public service.
I haven't been back to Supra in a while. I certainly need to go.
Come see us again!
Question for Otto or any other lawyer:
I've been out of work for some time now and so has one of my (female) friends.
What we want to do is throw a party where people are charged to watch her get banged or they can pay extra to either do her in plain view of the other partygoers or privately.
My problem is that in advertising this (I wouldn't just say "pay 5 jacksons to f**k the b**ch", I'd phrase it like "making a contribution to the needy in exchange for spending time with the lady, anything that happens in that time is between two consenting adults"...blah blah blah) I'd be attracting the eyes of LE
Since this is a private party, are we doing anything illegal that we can get busted for? If so, is there any way around it.
Is there any difference between doing this in DC vs. VA?
I appreciate any assistance,
The Dr. of Love
PS it would be stated in the ad that upon entry persons will be thoroughly searched and anyone carrying weapons or LE paraphanelia will be asked to leave.
Hi guys,
I don't usually post on the DC board as I don't hunt there but I do like to read the posts. This one caught my eye mostly due to the astoundlingly bad advise it offered.
Otto, there is good and bad advise in your last post.
"JackBQuick, that last post advising you to lie was very, very bad advice. Saying an obvious lie to a cop is the quickest way to get yourself in trouble."
Good advise.
"If confronted in such a situation, the proper response is to tell the officer "Sorry, officer, I am late going somewhere. I can't help you."
Still ok advise
" Have a nice day." And then leave. If you are seized and prevented from departing under those circumstances, you are under arrest and must be Mirandized. "
Wrong, wrong, wrong. If you pull this stunt you can be guaranteed of a pissed off cop and much more interaction with him and his buddies than you ever wanted.
A police officer has the right to stop a person whom he suspects has or is about to commit a crime. He may ask of him his name, address, DOB, and purpose of business. He may also frisk him during this questioning for the officers own safety.
If in a vehicle the officer may check the immediate area inside the vehicle the the person had access to. Again for the officers safety.
At no time is the person under arrest. This is only an investigative stop. If through the interview process information is gained that a crime has occured or is going to occur then the person can be arrested. Miranda only applies when the person is in custody and being questioned.
No cop in his right mind is going to stop people for no reason. It isn't smart, it isn't safe, and it's against the law. If you get stopped, odds are you've done something that has aroused his interest enough to go to the trouble of stopping you.
" Ask if you are under arrest, tell him that you can't help, and that if he wants to question you further, he will have to do it with a lawyer present. Above all BE POLITE!"
Good advise but a fact of life if you lawyer up you better have a lawyer available. Cops don't like lawyers and threatening to call one isn't going to deter them. If you do get taken into custody you can make a phone call within 24 hrs. That is 24 hrs at their convience. If you get grabbed at 3am you could be allowed to make your call 11 hrs and 59 minutes later. Good luck getting a lawyer at that hour.
"People who lie almost inevitably end up in trouble. A policeman isn't stupid. If you give a BS lying answer, you might as well put the cuffs on yourself. BTW, lying to a police officer is a criminal offense, too. Expect to get charged with it if you do it. Have no doubt that the girls WILL rat you out."
Again good advise.
So if you're mongering at 3am with out of state plates in an area that you really shoudn't be in, expect to interact with LE, and you better have a good reason for being there.
Sorry there wasn't any female info and for taking up bandwidth but I didn't want to see anybody get nabbed following bad advise.
Cloud
Of course you are correct about investigatory detainments, William! I didn't want to write a law review article - [b]"The Monger's Guide to [i]Terry[/i] Stops."[/b] I cut out a few of the intermediate levels of analysis for the sake of brevity.
In fact, there's a current case up on cert out of Nevada right now, has been briefed and argued, related to a citizen's duty to identify himself and provide ID in the case of a [i]Terry[/i] stop. Should affect our analysis, once it is released....
We now return you to our regularly-scheduled programming.
-Uncle Otto
[quote]Originally posted by Doctor Pussy
I've been out of work for some time now and so has one of my (female) friends.
What we want to do is throw a party where people are charged to watch her get banged or they can pay extra to either do her in plain view of the other partygoers or privately.
My problem is that in advertising this (I wouldn't just say "pay 5 jacksons to f**k the b**ch", I'd phrase it like "making a contribution to the needy in exchange for spending time with the lady, anything that happens in that time is between two consenting adults"...blah blah blah) I'd be attracting the eyes of LE
Since this is a private party, are we doing anything illegal that we can get busted for? If so, is there any way around it.
Is there any difference between doing this in DC vs. VA?
I appreciate any assistance,
The Dr. of Love
PS it would be stated in the ad that upon entry persons will be thoroughly searched and anyone carrying weapons or LE paraphanelia will be asked to leave.
[/quote]
Let me take a stab at this.
I'm not a lawyer, but I play one on TV!
Based on your facts, yes, it sounds like that a crafty prosecutor could muster up enough of a factual basis to bring a prostitution charge, in either D.C. or Virginia. And short of that, since this is a commercial enterprise, some kinds of charges related to running an unlicensed business, operation of a bawdy house, or the ever-popular "disorderly conduct."
But stepping back, such a plan is feasible, you've already identified the most important point, and that is keeping a sufficiently low profile that you don't attract unwanted LE attention. Take care of that, and the rest of the situation shouldn't present a problem.
-Uncle Otto
Uncle Auto, you are such a hoot with rapid articulated responses. You must have some staff at your beckon call.
All is well in PA land.
Dr. Pussy,
I knew a guy a while back who has his wife gangbanged regularly (Sam & Sally for those who might know them). He also has a gangbang club with other girls and a set membership list. A couple of years ago, one of his members, who worked for Balto. City LE (but not a cop himself) got into a spat with Sam and told him he would turn him in to LE. The guy never actually did, but it made for one hell of a mess with the club. He told Sam that he would report him and other members to the FBI as well, for selling videotapes on the internet of the gangbangs. I was one of those on some of those tapes. I shied away from the club after that and have since stayed out of contact with it. Our situation was a little different, because we didn't pay for anything.
[B]NEGATIVE REPORT, and proof that YMMV[/B]
Young's Spa in Georgetown, 2352 Wisconsin Avenue, NW, Washington, DC on the northern fringe of Georgetown and about 5-6 blocks down the hill from the National Cathedral - and nowhere near a Metro.
If you read back to my post of October 20, 2003 (about 65 pages behind this post!), you'll see that I had a rare, fantastic GFE experience with a young lady named Jay at Young's Spa. Unfortunately Jay left that spa a few weeks later, so I never had the pleasure of being with her again.
Stopped by Young's just over a week ago, and had a totally opposite situation, proving that having a good experience at any AMP definitely depends on the girl, and that YMMV is always the operative phrase. My experience was also confirmation of the rule of thumb that the better their English, the more likely an AMP girl will provide lousy service.
The mamasan was in the front room on the phone, so I was met at the door by a early 30-ish woman named Pepsi, meaning she is probably closer to 40. Had her hair up in an old-fashioned style, lighter brown hair with highlights, and was slightly chunky, maybe 5'4", B cup, pleasant looking but no knockout. I asked for Jay, saying that I had been with her last time I was there, and she told me that Jay was gone and that her name was Pepsi. She had a big smile and I didn't see anyone else available, so I followed her to the room.
Things went as normal at any AMP, gave the $60 house fee and immediately stripped down. The table shower was ok but uninspired. Back in the room I learned that it was only her second day on the job, that she had been a hairdresser in Northern Virginia, and that she didn't know how long she'd be working at Young's. She spoke excellent English and had been in the U.S. for 15 to 20 years. All of these turned out to be warning signs.
The massage itself was lousy and she didn't even try the soft sexy finger touch down the back and onto my balls that most AMP girls do routinely. After a short massage that featured her talking a lot in a pleasant but business-like manner, she asked me to turn over and asked "anything else?" I said "yes, everything, please hold on" and got up to pull 5 jacksons out of my wallet and lay them on the table. She looked disappointed and said "is that all? how much is that?" to which I replied "that's the usual $100." To which she said "that's not going to help me buy a new house very much" and I just shrugged my shoulders. She then excused herself and left the room.
She was gone for a long time, and as I lay there, my gut feeling told me that this wasn't going to be very good. So I got up, dressed quickly, took back 4 of the 5 jacksons (leaving $20 as tip), and walked out of the room, down the hall, unlocked the front door, and walked out. Just as I got to the front door, I heard a female voice saying "honey, honey" but ignored it and kept going.
As has been mentioned by several posters here on WSG, the newer girls recently arrived from Korea seem to give the best AMP service. This "Pepsi" clearly was in the wrong line of work. If I ever intended to go to Young's again, I might have gone to the mamasan to complain about Pepsi's uninspired performance, but I didn't bother since I'm only in DC once in a while and next time I'll just go to Downtown, Supra or CPHC instead.
One other thing - as I walked down the hallway, a girl in her early 20s, straight black hair and gorgeous, was walking with a male customer to one of the rooms. If that guy was a WSGer, sorry if I scared you. The younger girl sounded as if she spoke only a few words of English - who knows, if she had answered the door instead of Pepsi, I might have had a totally different experience.
Don't just take bad service, report it to the mgmt.
I've noticed that a few of these girls at AMPs chronically provide lacksadaisical and/or uninspired service, and sometimes they're just downright nasty.
Unfortunately customers rarely do anything about it and they prey on this.
Here are some tips that I use to stand up for myself as a consumer:
1. Don't let the mamasan shove any girl on you that either doesn't have a slutty smile or isn't to your physical liking. If they give you this "only girl available" bullspit, just leave. Always be prepared to have several AMPs lined up for your afternoon/evening of debauchery.
2. If things aren't starting off well, they probably won't finish well, e.g. her bossing you to lie down, turn over, no DATY, acting like she's doing you a favor, etc. Ask for a different girl, if they're all "busy", ask to wait, if she won't let you wait, simply state exactly what you're here for down to the most minute detail, e.g. "I want to cornhole you with a rabbit skin on, then take it off and splooge all over your bearded clam (unintercepted by hand or towel), then I want to take your hand in mine and wipe it all in."
I've even had a b!tch tell me that "100 isn't that much money", bullspit, they'll practically eat sh!t for $100, it's a matter of being a hard negotiator who's prepared to leave.
3. If you leave before any acts are committed, say you've changed your mind and ask for the house fee back. Usually they'll retrieve it to you and send you off with a dirty look.
If the "manager" comes to ask questions, just tell them what you found to be unsatisfactory, i.e. "bad service" and that they claimed not other girls were available and that you'd like to come back when someone else IS available. The talk/reasoning means nothing but they will hand over that cash as soon as they realize you're not going anywhere.
4. Even after you've paid you can still get both the tip and the house fee back. For example, you lay down your 5 Jacksons, she starts ordering you around, lubing up, saying that "suckee" is extra, or she may even be on the rag. Simply say "wait a second, you didn't tell me about ..." ... "all the other times I've been here, blah blah blah". Again, once they realize you're not leaving, they'll refund your cash.
5. You paid, you f**ked, but it sucked. Say to the girl, your attitude was piss poor, this whole thing was more of a negotiation than an actual f**k, listen I don't want to raise a big stink, just give me twenty bucks back, I'll leave and we'll call it even. This is the hardest to do but they don't want you going to the manager. Usually they'll give up the 20 but be prepared to state your case to the mgr about the bad service received and say you're willing to settle for a 20 back, no hard feelings.
100 to me is a lot of money, I never pay 60 only 40 because 20 is a lot of money too. Now most people may read this and be so financially fortunate that they can afford to blow 160 on a bad experience and move on without even blinking.
So why demand satisfaction? Because these managers need to know who's a good worker and who's a sh!tty worker. If we all stand up to these crap workers, it'll automatically QA the workers and they'll have to start shaping up or finding another line of work
Just trying to improve the experience for everyone,
The Dr. of Love
The Loop was crawling with hot, hot girls last night (Monday night, Tuesday morning), mostly BSW's. I mean, hot girls everywhere, tons of 'em. Cops too. It was actually kinda scary how much LE presence was out. At one point on K between 13th & 14th LE had rounded up a horde of girls and pimps and had two cars blocked in as well. They had blocked off K between 15th & 16th and were hassling girls there too.
Saw undercover LE all over the place too, pulling mongers over and what not. Dark grey Impala and various Ford's. Don't make those illegal right turns fellas, and keep your eye on your rearview.
It's the second time I've seen this on the loop (the first time was during the winter), but there were about 10 girls wearing all pink outfits hanging out infront of Clicks. I've seen them once befroe in the same spot. ANyone had the pleasure to meet one of these girls? They're hot but seem too pimp-centric for me, i don't know.
I did manage to scoop up a hottie inbetween all the LE & pimp action. It was up 15th by the circle. She was tallish, thin, pretty, and dark complextioned. Seemed more intellegent than most SW's. She was very friendly and relaxed. Her name was Essence. Rolled with a couple other hotties too, one Phillipeana who was smoke and a black girl similar description as Essence.
Anyway, back to Essence. I offered her 80 to come to my place and she agreed. Got to my place and she was very accommidating, had a spectacular ass and small, young, perky tits. Workout was great, all covered, multiple positions, throat fucked me during CBJ, eye contact, no rush cause I was took a while, everything great. So I think all went well and I drive her back to the loop, collect her number, and we plan next time to have all three girls come over. I was even gonna call on Motorback to help me out. Then I get back to my place and notice she stole a decorative piece from me. Nothing too valuable but one of a kind. Unbelievable. She commented on it when she got there too. Then, as we were walking out she says "Oh, my phone," runs back to the other room and comes back holding her phone. Little did I know she was ripping me off. Man, she had a lot of potential to be a regular while she was in town, too.
I called the number she gave me after I got home and it was her! She gave me her correct number AFTER she ripped me off. She replied "yes" when I said "Essence?" then pretended it wasn't her after I laid into her a bit. I called back and a different girl answered. Don't really care about the item, just bummed b/c I thought I had a good one and a 3 on 1 on the way.
Anyway, lesson learned: dont let them out of your sight when they're in your home.
Loop Vet,
Here is lesson number two: Don't EVER take them to your home. You are lucky she didn't rip you off even worse, or come back with her pimp to get more.
Other than that , a nice report.
Drummerboy,
I've taken numerous girls home, for years. Usually it's after a couple dates so I get a feel for the girl but not this time. Never had a problem taking one home before and I'm not worried about taking one home in the future. I just won't let them out of my sight anymore.
When I take one home I do take different 'back way' routes and make uneccessary turns through residential streets to throw them off, and end up in my back alley to enter. They never see my house number or what street I front. I'm not worried about them coming back with a pimp either. What are they gonna do, come banging on my door with a gun demanding me to open up? I live in a row home on a high energy street in a high energy neighborhood, it wouldn't happen, and if it did, the cops would be there in a second.
I take necessary precautions and also have been mongering enough to make a decent judgement about who to bring to my home. This one fooled me though.
I don't know, I used to be a bit nervous for those exact reasons you mentioned but I'm a seasoned vet in this game. Believe me, if I do get ripped off again it will be nothing more than a small nick-nack like this time (knock on wood). Each man has his own risk limits I guess.
I've been meaning to try a DC AMP for a while (I live in Baltimore). I finally made the trip on Monday evening after reading Wizzywig's report on Coco at Happiness Spa.
I had no trouble getting in - no questions at all. I asked for Coco and she was available. She was curious why I asked for her and I just told her that a friend had recomended her.
She was very friendly and affectionate right from the start. The TS was good. The massage was one of the hardest ones that I've had. There was a lot of back cracking going on and I was thinking I hope she knows what she is doing. The massage was good for what it was, but it wasn't erotic.
After the massage she did do some caressing and full body kissing and dragged her breasts up my back from my toes. Then she moved into some rather forceful ball sucking before the cbj.
I don't do the DITY, but it was offered.
Did the standard 3 positions and then some very nice cuddling, talking, kissing.
She has a great attitude and was very charming throughout. She has a thin frame with full breasts, fair skin, and a cute face with really pretty eyes.
I'd definitely recommend, especially to anyone who has been settling for Baltimore / Columbia AMPs. The only thing I can say is better about Maryland AMPs is the parking.
On my way out I saw another cute girl with maybe a little larger frame than Coco. Ping perhaps?
I returned to Happiness to see the delightful Ping. Fortunately she was not busy when I arrived and she remembered my last visit. We did some cuddling and kissing in the room before the TS, which created a very nice mood for the entire encounter. On to the TS, which was standard, fare with little lax getting a few kisses during the drying part.
Back in the room Ping proceeded with a very nice hard massage and then onto the back kissing and licking accompanied by the titty rub. Ping was becoming increasingly enthusiastic. On the flip she engaged in some ball licking and a high suction CBJ. This time I didn’t have to tell her not to lube up and she rolled over in anticipation of the DATY. This girl really enjoys having her pussy kissed and licked and from her response I think she must have come at least once. I climbed on top for some mish fully intending to proceed on to other positions. This was not to be. Ping wouldn’t let me stop. At the end she had her legs in the air almost back to her ears with my arms down in back of her thighs. She had her hands around my head whispering, “Fuck my pussy!”. So I did as I was asked.
She cleaned me up with the hot towels and brought the mouthwash. Not in any rush, she asked if I wanted more massage, which she did very nicely. My second visit with Ping was every bit as good as the first and she was prettier than I had remembered.
However, variety is the spice of life so next time I’ll ask for Coco.
Lax
Went to Mirage to check out the talent. Pink was there-a hard looking, early 30s Korean. Also, Nana, about a 4 out of 10. So, I went to Olympic.
All that was available was Katie. She's kind of American looking, but says she's all Korean. About 5'2", 100 lbs, probably mid to late 30's, not real friendly. I was letting the little head do the thinking, and he's always optimistic, so we decided to go for it.
Standard TS, not much conversation. Back to the room, a quickie HJ. Then me massage her, her massage me. Then the good stuff. I asked her a couple times if she likes what she's doing. Each time she said yes and got a little friendlier. We did the usual BJ lying down, BJ standing up. She's only go missionary, so I gave her a good pounding. She wouldn't do doggie till I told her I'd cum quicker. She said "Okay then" and assumed the position. The advantage to not being real turned on by your provider is that you can last a good while and I gave it to her hard in the doggie style.
Overall, about a 5 on the fun scale. 2 pops, but I would not recommend her.
Two Trips to Happiness
Be-Be or Bi-Bi
I returned to Happiness for a repeat with Co-Co, who was not available. I made the mistake of not walking out and instead had a less than fully satisfying experience with Be-Be, or Bi-Bi. She is a bit older than Co-Co and Ping, probably nearer to 30. She is light skinned, closer to Caucasian in appearance with amplified B’s, a slightly stocky, but not fat build. Be-Be was adequate with the TS, but wholly professional and close to disinterested in my experience with her. TS was average, CBJ was fine, but not inspired. She started with cowgirl and then we moved on to mish and doggy. It took me a while, mostly because the experience was, in comparison to others I have had, pretty artificial. Be-Be is not a bad experience, but just not special IMHO.
Looks: 6
Attitude: 6
Service: 6
Co-Co
In comparison to Jessica and Linda, my two favorites at Supra, Co-Co is right up there. After my expereince with Be-Be, I showed up soon after Happiness opened and got Co-Co. She was surprised to see me because I had said I would not be back for a couple of weeks. She smiled, said you remembered, and then snuggled in for some kissing and stroking before I got undressed. TS was fun, with playful tickling and water splashing. Massage was good, with extra attention paid to legs, which I like. She then snuggled back in for extended kissing, stroking, and breast stimulation before moving to an inspired CBJ with lots of eye contact. She knew we were going to DATY next and I think came a couple of times. We then went at it with me standing, and her on the table. Laxman’s post makes me think that Co-Co is very responsive in general, as she several times arched her back and pulled me down to her, whispering something in Korean. We then finished in mish and snuggled for long time. As I left she kept hugging and kissing me, to the point where I almost went for a repeat session right then. A better experience with C0-Co than my first time and a definite return trip is in order.
Wizz
Have been laying low for a while. Have not been to an AMP since I struck out on the escort trail. Just the other week I had the pleasure of spending an hour of quality time with Kayce.
It took a while to get hold of her and set up an appointment, but it was well worth the wait.
Kayce is a shrot, sultry, hot, open, sexy, UNINHIBITED red head. She makes you feel right at home, like she’s the girl next door you grew up with and always wanted to f**K. And then you do.
Kayce has a nice roomy efficiency just off the business district in downtown DC a short 5 min. walk from a metro station. When I got there, she let me in and we chatted a few minutes and then she bid me to get comfortable. As I did, K laid back on her bed pulled up her skirt and stared to play with herself. Then she crawled across the bed as I stood there and she began to speak the most exquisite French to me. I loved it. K has beautiful bright green/gray eyes. They are especially nice when they are looking up at you from south of the border.
This led an energetic and lengthily mutual conversion in French. K’s kitty is naturally trim and thinly furred. It’s just adorable. We then played some games, fist we pretended to be a coupe of playful k9’s. Then I played the role of a missionary out to pound righteousness into the red headed Heathen. We found God in a sweaty heap. By the end she just keep saying over and over, “F**k me. F**k me…” while staring into my eyes. Could take much of that, I tell ya.
Afterward we lay on her king-size bed and chatted. She is so friendly and easy going..
Let me just put in one caveat, Kayce is has a bit of baby fat around the middle. She is self conscious about it and thinks her butt is too big. Clothed, you can’t even tell she has a bit of extra padding. She definitely fills into my comfort zone. But if you prefer the thin waif type, she my not be your cut of tea. But if a bit of cushion for the pushing is ok for you, she is a must see.
Stopped by IHC couple days ago, was hooked up with Cookie. She had a fantastic bod, nice round full tits, soft round behind, and nice trimmed kitty. Her smile was by far her best feature. She just came from Korea, spoke pretty good English.
Paid house fee, and then off to the shower. TS was relaxing. Back in room I laid out 5 Jax under the glasses, and laid there waiting for her to come back. She gave nice soft massage, then pointed to the glasses and asked if I wanted more. Well, of course, I said. She left for a couple minutes, came back, turned down the lights, shed her skirt and bra, and we got real close. After sucking on those tits and fingering her kitty, she responded by sucking on mine and fondling my balls. Then she went down on me with a very enthusiastic CBJ, got me rock-like in no time (which normally doesn't happen that quickly) ... I was really anticipating a fantastic session.
She lubed herself up a little more, and climbed on, but could not drop all the way down. After some awkward gymnastic, she laid on her back and I tried to enter her mish style. I could not get in there no matter how hard I tried, she sceamed I was too big (gents, I estimate I could only get 4 inches in her) and said that she cannot do that. I touched her pussy and she yelped. Boy was I pissed. I tried from behind with no more luck. She offered HJ, which I reluctantly accepted, the whole time pissed off. She pulled off the latex, and while I knelt over her, she gave me a fairly decent HJ till I came all over her. She quickly got up, grabbed two handfulls of kleenex, and started wiping down. I went back to showers to clean up, and she did likewise. I got back to room before she did, grabbed one of the Jax and stuffed it back into my pocket. She returned, helped me get dressed, and then I left. Nothing more ever said.
Been to IHC many times over past year. I guess I had to have a bad experience in there at some point. Am debating whether to go back again or become new regular at different establishment. Alternatively, I have been checking out escort adds, may change flavor of provider.
Beware of Cookie.
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Wiz:
Good intel on Bebe at Happiness. It is always good to know who to ask for and who to avoid.
Nice report on Coco but you must have miss read my last report. I saw Ping for a second time. Your reporting on Coco will lead me to ask for her next time as I do like the variety.
Lax