Streetwalker Reports

"I pwn cicero" Loved it.

I agree with you 100%.
Not only did this post :

"By this time, she dropped the hint that the kids were getting out of school soon, so I knew she was gonna get antsy if we didn't finish up soon. At that point, I asked her about her HJ skills (ALWAYS a favorite of mine). She smiled, said that she was sure I'd be happy, and went to work. She cuddled up against me, we kissed each other on the back of the neck, and while she worked her magic, I decided I'd return it simultaneously. After only a few minutes, we were both writhing around, and I decided to finish the old fashioned way. Got to say, while she was a really thin girl, it was, beyond all doubt, one of the most powerful orgasms this 40+ year old has ever had experienced."

Gag, Puke, Yuck !!!
Makes me throw up in my mouth a little and its disgusting as can be. What crack ***** is going to sit back and spend all that time with a monger? She's be running out the door in 10 minutes in search of her drugs.

Better yet what monger is going to treat this crack addict like a GFE?

And getting all cuddly and kissing this SW really takes the cake!
And then this " She hinted she had to pick up the kids from school"...LMAO
Yeah because as we all know all the "moms" are hanging out at the notel waiting for mongers to cuddle and kiss with.

Lulz
If this isn't a newb its definitley LE. The Crackwhore that was posted under the name Jamie has a huge herpes bump on her top lip and looks like shes been rode hard and out away wet.

Any monger that would ask for the number of a girl who clearly has herpes on her mouth is dumber than a box of bricks. And yes if she has herpes on her mouth you can get it on your dick.
Heres the herpes offender. Ewwww.

Stay safe and strap up. Really this is just stupid.

If you're really that interested in starting a flame war, then go to it. Calling me LEO, making assumptions based on what I DIDN'T say and posting a picture of the WRONG DAMNED GIRL are all really terrific ways to start, geniuses.

As for me, I posted a report out of courtesy, NOT to give a few idiots here a chance to act like adolescents, even if they're seniors. Rant away, kids; I've got better things to do.

Read my post. I never said you dated the girl whose picture I posted.
I merely commented on your validity and writing . Which still is in question in my mind.
It is a public board.

As far as the girl who is solicting her services.
This IS a health and safety issue. Is it too much to ask that a girl NOT have herpes when she clearly offering sex for trade?
Am I the only one who noticed the herpes on this girl upper lip?
Insanity!

Stay safe and strap up.

[quote=ericdrumz]if you're really that interested in starting a flame war, then go to it. calling me leo, making assumptions based on what i didn't say and posting a picture of the wrong damned girl are all really terrific ways to start, geniuses.

as for me, i posted a report out of courtesy, not to give a few idiots here a chance to act like adolescents, even if they're seniors. rant away, kids; i've got better things to do.[/quote]i find it odd that you make a comment about us "flaming" you, yet, you are the only one calling names. the only people who use terms like "flaming" online are either gay, or ****, which is another strike against you. (the age, not the gay.)

and furthermore, instead of addressing the concerns i made, you changed the subject completely. you are full of shit, and everyone here was a newb at one point, so if anything we have sympathy for you, because there are others here who would just as well ask you be banned.

grow up, be safe, either stop being a cop, or stop making up stories.

FWIW, I have exchanged several emails and phone conversations with him. I have seen him in several situations that a cop would not allow himself to be seen in. I can assure you he is not a cop.

You have "seen him in several situations."
Does that mean "seen" as seen him with your own eyes?

If thats the case then I can respect your word.

But we've all seen what happens to the mongers who wax and wane on the SW's like they are scenes out of the romance novels.

Anyways you're usually on target...old timer..lol

[QUOTE=Enderwiggen]Real GFE? How long you been here? You know an awful lot about them for not having been here long, and furthermore, I PWN the cicero stroll, and have seen no cristal. Charm. Maybe.

At any rate. [b]. REAL GFE? ! [/b]

With a crackheaded streetwalker?

You kiss a girl who didn't even have time to bath the old cock from her mouth?

This sounds like LE try to drum up business to me.[/QUOTE]Read between the lines dummy! GFE experience, it's not possible to actually attain a real girlfriend out there! They totally and completely unavailable emotionally! Wake up!

You talk on the phone now HG?

Sorry dude, his stories sound whack.

And I am surprised to hear you not call out how whack they do sound.

Ok, let's just try to keep this civilized, ok?

First of all, if I write like some cheap-ass romance novel (even if it IS about a SW), and it's offended you in some way, then I'm sorry. I've worked in the legit entertainment industry for a long time, and if my screenwriter mojo makes itself known, I really can't help it.

Secondly, HappyGardner and I have a had a few conversations over the last couple of months that really have nothing to do with the report that seems to have triggered this situation. I'm hardly a newb to the hobby, but I AM a newb to Chicago, and he and I talked about a couple of issues that were relevant to that.

Thirdly, I'm well aware that message boards lack the face-to-face context that oftentimes diffuse the kind of sh*t my report seems to have generated. But having said that, we all are here for our own individual reasons, and if I managed to find a provider (SW or escort) who met my particular needs (the circumstances of which are nobody's business but my own), then please do me the courtesy of just letting me enjoy it without making me feel like I have to justify anything.

This whole fucking situation is ridiculous, and having my words thrown back at me, and having people cast asperions on my motivations only make me wanna keep my experiences to myself, be they good or bad. Pardon me, but I thought the purpose of this board was to keep all of us informed as to what works and doesn't work. If I was wrong, then I apologize.

[QUOTE=Enderwiggen]You talk on the phone now HG?

Sorry dude, his stories sound whack.

And I am surprised to hear you not call out how whack they do sound.[/QUOTE]
Yes I use the phone. (whatever that means). I text, email, and meet people in person.

I have had lunches and dinners with other mongers. I used Chesters apt to meet SWs. 12 of us got together and rented a private dining room above a Chinese restaurant do we could swap stories. I have also been involved in threesomes and moresomes with people on this board. I have been to peoples houses and apts.

While I was not with Eric on this escapade he has invited me to join him on others.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]Yes I use the phone. (whatever that means). I text, email, and meet people in person.

I have had lunches and dinners with other mongers. I used Chesters apt to meet SWs. 12 of us got together and rented a private dining room above a Chinese restaurant do we could swap stories. I have also been involved in threesomes and moresomes with people on this board. I have been to peoples houses and apts.

While I was not with Eric on this escapade he has invited me to join him on others.[/QUOTE]


The argument is none of my business. Could I suggest PM'ing each other? My job is crap. I come on here to be entertained and get legitimate info. One entire page is spent on guys bitching at each other and challenging claims. HappyG- your reports have always entertained and helped me. Forget others. Let them fight their own fights. I'm seeing this on more and more forums. I wish Jackson would comment on guys carrying out their private feuds on these pages- especially when there are other ways to do it.

[QUOTE=MWM]Does she have red hair? If so she is very talented fo a bbbj. Where on rooseveldt?[/QUOTE][blue][Text written in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING deleted by Admin][/blue]

[QUOTE=Ericdrumz]Ok, let's just try to keep this civilized, ok?

First of all, if I write like some cheap-ass romance novel (even if it IS about a SW), and it's offended you in some way, then I'm sorry. I've worked in the legit entertainment industry for a long time, and if my screenwriter mojo makes itself known, I really can't help it.

Secondly, HappyGardner and I have a had a few conversations over the last couple of months that really have nothing to do with the report that seems to have triggered this situation. I'm hardly a newb to the hobby, but I AM a newb to Chicago, and he and I talked about a couple of issues that were relevant to that.

Thirdly, I'm well aware that message boards lack the face-to-face context that oftentimes diffuse the kind of sh*t my report seems to have generated. But having said that, we all are here for our own individual reasons, and if I managed to find a provider (SW or escort) who met my particular needs (the circumstances of which are nobody's business but my own), then please do me the courtesy of just letting me enjoy it without making me feel like I have to justify anything.

This whole fucking situation is ridiculous, and having my words thrown back at me, and having people cast asperions on my motivations only make me wanna keep my experiences to myself, be they good or bad. Pardon me, but I thought the purpose of this board was to keep all of us informed as to what works and doesn't work. If I was wrong, then I apologize.[/QUOTE]It aint that deep.

1st, you haven't been properly hazed anyway so be quiet further more, if hg got popped off, to cop a please he could have jsut as well told the cops he'd help deliver mongers.

Fuck its not like this shit is all honest and on the up and up.

And again, you providing pictures and stories about gfe with a loving crackwhore doesn't add up.

So if you aren't a cop

You and hg decided to make a deal with the ***** and be her cyber pimps, or if she gave you free services you'd bring her more people.

Just be for real about it.

As long as I've been here I've been warned not to go into to much detail publicly matter of fact several of my too explicit reports have been deleted for just that reason.

As a matter of fact, when I posted that long list of phone contacts from chicago after dark, I do believe it was hg who chastised me about it.

So something smells here. And it aint crack ho vag.

I was out late Saturday night Sunday morning and ran into a somewhat BBW with red hair. Is she the one that's been talked about on here? Great tits and great attitude. She gave excellent service, and wasn't all cracked or stung out. I gave her 2 Jackson's to speak to me in a European language and she really worked for it. I have digits for the right people.

I didnt come looking for a flame war or a fight and I am not going to continue this one. I saw that someone I knew was being harrassed, and I said, FWIW, I know him to be true. thats my opinion of him. At this point I dont care whether you believe it or not, as you seem to be the only one with a problem with it

If you make claims about me, find the post to back it up. I doubt that I chastised you over public numbers from a website.

Its called networking. Meeting people with similar interests outside of the venue you that you originally met in. Try it some time.

I dont post on this board too much any more. The paranoia, the immediate cat calling if one does not agree with a post, the immediate suspicion put on any new poster, are all reasons for me to limit my involvement.

I have been chasing ****** since the '70s. I have had long standing GFEs with any number of them. I have had overnight, wine in front of the fireplace sessions with some. I have patched up cuts and bruises from boyfriends/pimps. I have allowed them to crash in my basement apt. I have listened to them cry about their kids or the judge taking the kids away. I have allowed them to sway better judgement.

Have I told you about every activity? No. And I wont. I doubt Eric or any new poster will now becuase he knows he will be villafied for talking about it.