Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3946457]Things change. Sometimes things get better.

This is one of those times.

Went there late this morning and had the parking lot to myself. Nobody else came in to interrupt while I was there.

Here are the pluses I found:

It was nice and quiet. Parking is suitably discreet, especially on the weekend. The place is clean. Paper cover and towel we're both replaced after my session. Not a lot of oil was used. She didn't try to give a scalp massage, which usually feels like 12 angry monkeys are trying to rip out my hair. The massage was quite good. She used only her hands, instead of the forearm and elbow some places use. She was reasonably attractive with a nice body. She was also dressed for easy access.

The massage proceeded as normal although she seemed to be more methodical than most who just seem to be winging it. It looked bad at the start because her first move was to cover me with the towel. The entire back was done without any hint of extras. Then out came the hot towel. After a wipe down she continued to work on my backside and finally got around to some teasing. After a few minutes of this she had me flip and it was game on. Full UTC roaming was allowed.

After a standard finish and cleanup she worked on legs and arms until time was up. Standard rates, standard tip. She talked very little.[/QUOTE]Which AMP was this?

[QUOTE=Jjax24;3946896]Which AMP was this?[/QUOTE]You can't figure it out from the post I quoted? Geeze. I drive an hour and a half to a city I'm still not too familiar with, TOFTT based on one review and the post I quoted and you can't follow the breadcrumbs?

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3947681]You can't figure it out from the post I quoted? Geeze. I drive an hour and a half to a city I'm still not too familiar with, TOFTT based on one review and the post I quoted and you can't follow the breadcrumbs?[/QUOTE]Obviously not since I asked. Not sure which one you went to since you replying to a post that had two listed.

[QUOTE=Jjax24;3947749]Obviously not since I asked. Not sure which one you went to since you replying to a post that had two listed.[/QUOTE]Let's start here:

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But there's also another one further south on Weinbach in that cluster of buildings that all have the same pizza-hut looking roofs. The only time I peeked in the door the ladies were pretty dang ugly.[/QUOTE]Now let's dig into my reply.

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Things change. Sometimes things get better.

This is one of those times.
[/QUOTE]Can you decipher it now?

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3948014]Let's start here:

Now let's dig into my reply.

Can you decipher it now?[/QUOTE]Or you could just. I don't know, answer the question? Seems simpler to me.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3948014]Let's start here:

Now let's dig into my reply.

Can you decipher it now?[/QUOTE]Would have saved you a lot of time to just type the name man.

[QUOTE=EmperorLime;3948114]Or you could just. I don't know, answer the question? Seems simpler to me.[/QUOTE]You're right. That does seem simpler to you. Simple isn't always best for the larger community. It's only best for the cum chasers.

A cum chaser is someone who is always running, trying to catch some other guys orgasm. Someone posts about a great time, somewhere, with someone, and 20 guys are heading that way before she has time to clean up. They aren't trying to get their own fun, they're trying to copy someone else's experience.

Especially with AMPs this causes problems. Many of them are located in small complexes, surrounded by regular businesses. When a place that's been getting 10 customers a day starts getting 30 a day people notice. Occasionally they'll guess that everything isn't kosher at the massage place next door and they'll find someone to complain to.

Even if this doesn't happen it causes problems. It sucks having 6 interruptions when you're trying to get a massage. I was on the table one time and some guy opened the door and walked in. I don't need that.

A monger takes the information and adds it to his list. He doesn't have to go there right away, it's just another option when he's ready for a change. He knows that he's not going to get the reviewers experience, because YMMV is always true.

He also knows, if he's a contributing member, he can always get questions answered with a pm.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3948605]You're right. That does seem simpler to you. Simple isn't always best for the larger community. It's only best for the cum chasers.

A cum chaser is someone who is always running, trying to catch some other guys orgasm. Someone posts about a great time, somewhere, with someone, and 20 guys are heading that way before she has time to clean up. They aren't trying to get their own fun, they're trying to copy someone else's experience.

Especially with AMPs this causes problems. Many of them are located in small complexes, surrounded by regular businesses. When a place that's been getting 10 customers a day starts getting 30 a day people notice. Occasionally they'll guess that everything isn't kosher at the massage place next door and they'll find someone to complain to.

Even if this doesn't happen it causes problems. It sucks having 6 interruptions when you're trying to get a massage. I was on the table one time and some guy opened the door and walked in. I don't need that.

A monger takes the information and adds it to his list. He doesn't have to go there right away, it's just another option when he's ready for a change. He knows that he's not going to get the reviewers experience, because YMMV is always true.

He also knows, if he's a contributing member, he can always get questions answered with a pm.[/QUOTE]You are 100% correct in your description Jjbee and what the outcome is.

Had a visit with Mae or perhaps May today. She looks like Candy's mother (or perhaps grandmother). Terrible masseuse but does have some good aspects too. PM for details. By the way, to the points made below, that place was hopping. Two people came in after I did. Spread it out boys!

So far the only PM I've gotten is from a new account with zero posts. Sorry friend but I can't help you. When I started on this board I did a ton of my own research, tested the waters and posted reviews. Yes, I got some help along the way, but I worked hard before I just asked for a handout. There is already tons of information on this board that is still good intel. Start with that, take a visit or two with a friendly provider, then post about your experiences. Maybe then I'll share more with you.

But I'll throw you a bone anyway. This old lady at Sunrise is brand new, way outside my ordinary standards but I needed some relaxation. Today may have been her first day. She didn't even know the name of the other provider that was there with her. Doesn't know a lick of english. However, she allowed more than any other AMP provider in Evansville has ever provided to me, and it wasn't even a struggle. So take that for what it's worth, give it a try, and tell us how it went.

[QUOTE=Iusig;3949981]Had a visit with Mae or perhaps May today. She looks like Candy's mother (or perhaps grandmother). Terrible masseuse but does have some good aspects too. PM for details. By the way, to the points made below, that place was hopping. Two people came in after I did. Spread it out boys![/QUOTE]

Can anyone help me find massage parlor around here that will help get my wife a happy ending.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3948605]You're right. That does seem simpler to you. Simple isn't always best for the larger community. It's only best for the cum chasers.

[/QUOTE]Huh. Well I learned something then to be honest, I just usually go to Beijing because I don't go to AMPs very often at all. I was just curious too because I like reading the reviews to keep up to date in case someone mentions something I don't want to pass up.

I loved giving Sophia massages and she loved getting them. She would strip down and lay on the face down on the table. She liked getting massaged all over. Then I had her flip and continued relaxing her front. After her happing ending it would be my turn.

Are there anyone around now that likes to be massaged? So much fun!

Decided to hit up the AMP on 1st this evening. Saw Cindy. Typical prices for everything. The massage was above average compared to other AMP's I've tried in the area. Two thumbs up for this one. Senior members may PM me for more details.

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