General Reports

Very dead. I saw one very pregnant, very stoned blonde obviously working usual spots the other night and that's been it for ages.

I agree that it's pretty quiet out there, but I've seen a long-haired, short, young, hwp blond twice in the NBW neighborhood recently. She's clearly working, but I haven't talked to her. Both times it's been near 5:00 PM. Once I parked in the Burger King parking lot one afternoon after seeing her on Topeka, but I chickened out when she walked by and loitered to give me a chance to notice her. Shortly thereafter I saw her quickly get out of a car as it was leaving the parking lot. I think she had "asked for a ride" and then something went wrong and she made a hasty exit.

I saw three enterprising ladies on NBW at 3:00 AM Monday. Two were with pimps. Didn't see any on the south end.

From the ashes of lies. One shall arise to wreak havoc and set loose the dogs of revenge! In other words. Rumors of my death have greatly been exaggerated. Where's the s*uts? Bird 's Nest even has feather pillows now.

As I sat in the McDonalds drive-thru a seemingly chubby blonde in baggy blue sweats and a hoodie walked by *very* slowly and giving me "the look". Couldn't tell much about her and didn't care for what I could see, so I got my breakfast burrito and moved on. Also saw a thin bsw a bit further north that appeared to have a pimp with her. I think I'm getting picky, but if you're in that any-port-in-a-storm mood they're out there.

I am relieved that Bird has come back from his hibernation, wait that's bears, how about his long flight south. I for one am looking forward to seeing posts and photos from the bird man.

I hope I can get to Wichita soon so we can soar around the strolls and find some sweet things to do our thing with.

Advisor

Birds of a feather tend to fly together! Already my box buldges with greetings and questions. Fellow mongers...Let's just leave it with "For those that choose to beleive no explanation is needed. For those that choose not to beleive no reason is enough.

You do know the only twp differences between reason and excuse is gender and level of management!

I am glad to hear the rumors of your death were greatly exaggerated. Now get back to mongering dam it! I mean I almost cried that you had died.

Think how sad I was to read of my demise. I can only hope when it really does happen that NORMAL people say some of the nice things ya'll did about me!!!

Enuff of that.

Haven't seen any real talent on the strolls recently. Even Dawn has become lack luster in her oral talents. A good rule of thumb is that if the lady you are laying pipe into has a large crudely done tattoo just above the crack of her ass that says "Crazy *****" you will want to exit quickly after cumming unless you are really into DRAMA.

I decided to give the new crop of AMPs a try. My experience was the girls ary hardly knockouts; that I would never frequent one that doesn't offer a table shower. The massage was seldom something to write home about so I won't . The Happy Ending was almost too easy. I'm thinking we may be seing some headlines very soon like those recently in KCMO.

Jasmine massage on Oakwood. Near the intersection of Central and Woodlawn. 3 attractive Chinese girls work there. All three give awesome massages. Then the real fun begins, after the flip over. If you know what I mean.

Pun's are fun!

Last night I picked up a 30'sih something long blonde haired lass that was walking down Central. At first I was not sure she was working as there were no overt signs. When I pulled into the parking lo turn around I timed it so I would exit just as she crossed the driveway. She must have been day dreaming because when I rolled the window down to talk to her she looked bit startled but smiled and jumped in. We talked and drove around checking each other out.

She said her name was Ocean and was really hungery. I introduced her to the new Angus burger then to my Whopper. Opps I did it again.

Ocean has an amazing warm wet mouth; She moaned appreciatively when taking a licking or I was balls deep on either of her holes and loves to have her long hair pulled. All in all I have to say she was the best street walker experience I had ever. She didn't have digits but took mine. I'm ho[ong she will call me back soon because the ninty mintes we speant together was too short. I remember how you guys always ***** at each other about noy paying too much but Ocean was well worth the grant and jackson.

Looking back the archives I seemed to remember her name and sure enough she turns up several times over the years both good and bad reports. All I can say is that last night seemed like a good one fur both of us!

Well, it is time to say goodbye to Wichita.

Lost my job last summer and found a new opportunity in Salt Lake City. So I'll be moving out the the mountains and checking out the strolls and opportunities there.

I had some time today for a last drive up and down Broadway. And par for the course, didn't see a darn thing.

So keep up the good faith here. From the postings it seems that others have been more lucky than I.

And it is good to see BOP back and roosting again.

If any of you are ever in SLC, send me an I'm and I'll give some ground reconnoissance.

Weatherman

[QUOTE=Soonerguy]Jasmine massage on Oakwood. Near the intersection of Central and Woodlawn. 3 attractive Chinese girls work there. All three give awesome massages. Then the real fun begins, after the flip over. If you know what I mean.[/QUOTE]What do they charge for their services?

Here is a news report from another town. Read and learn. Times are tough and hard. Just think twice with the right head and all will be fine.

[url]http://www.wsmv.com/news/21358288/detail.html[/url]

Jj

P.S. - Bird - Glad to see your a real Phoenix !!!!

Bird of Prey Rises from Lass's Asses! Forgive me. I have punned!