Massage Parlor Reports

Today was a hectic day, so I decided to cruise back to my fav AMP to check out that Korean tasty morsel I saw on Wednesday when I opted for the Latina. (read my previous post) I get to the spot and mamasan seems to be happy to see me. Greets me and brings me in. I asked her if the Korean girl from Wednesday was working tonight, but I dont think she understood. I guess she thought I wanted just any Korean girl. Anyhow, I go in the room pay mamasan and strip down. Few minutes later walks in Pinky. She is a good looking petite Korean ajuma (older lady). She still looks great. Body not really my taste, but I must admit that the woman was pretty fine. Maybe a 7-8 in my books. She greets me with a couple kisses on each cheek asks if I have been there before. I repond yes. She starts massaging me and all of the sudden, grabs my hand and puts it on her butt. Nice approach Pinky! I caress her ass and legs as she rubs my back. Nice smooth skin. I love Asian women, they always have flawless skin and keep up with their age well. So after the mediocre massage, Pinky asks about what I wanted. I respond I want full service. She leaves for a bit and comes back with the jimmy. She then proceeds to one of the best CBJs Ive had in a while. She was deep throating that cock like a champ. She had great technique. I was gettng a little too much into it, so before i busted a nut, I asked her to hop on the horse and ride. Did a good job grinding on that cock until I busted. A pleasant experience. Since I worked in Korea before, I always use that and my broken Korean to start up a conversation and get them to feel more comfortable. She brought a warm towel to wipe me, chatted for a bit about Korea. Hugged me and said goodbye. Total damage .5 + 1, the standard. Pinky: 5'1 or so, 90lb petite, B cup. Quite attractive. I recommend it to my buds. Service: high 8, maybe a 9.

I ended up grabbing a card (finally), so SENIOR members can message me for the number.

To the regular, guys not that I don't want to share my info when you message me, but I was a regular once and asked seniors for tips and never got jack. Realized that I had to go out there, risk it, participate in the hobby and then come back and post/share my experience with the rest. Eventually I got to a Senior where I now do get reply back for my messages. Do the work, a lot of the information is already in the forum or simply look at the sponsors of this site and figure out where these spots are. Take the time to do your reseach, RTFF.

And to all: Careful out there. Dont forget to have fun and pound some sweet poontang on my behalf.

To my Asian girls at the AMP's: Sa Rang Je... they reply: Na Do Sa Rang Je

Peace to all: The California (still got the Yellow Fever) Asian Lover

CAAZNLVR

[QUOTE=Mazda05]Cozy spa had this fine latina named "jasmine".

Anyone know where she headed to ?

Please pm if you have info.[/QUOTE]She headed to massage heaven after I shot her with my man juice.

Hi all.

I finally saved enough hobby money for a visit to a MP on Monday. Wanted to try a new place since it's been a while. I remember seeing an add in local paper that advertises latina massage in PC. I think I read a review about here too, but not sure. Called to find out hours of operation and parking access (West of Van Nuys Blvd before city park). Get there around 7pm entered office building went up to second floor and one dark man is waiting in the lobby. As soon as I get there he leaves looking frustated. I ring the bell and papasan answers. Says "girl is busy with someone else and assistant only available" So I said, WTF it's my first time there. I'm led to a room where I get undressed and then asked where the shower was. I rinse off come back to my room and 5 minutes later comes in a good looking latina (Jasmine/Yasmine): 5ft, tanned skin, slim with D cups (looked real) over all a 7. I'm laying down and I hear her plug in something. Turns out it was a massage handle. She starts giving me this lame massage with it for 15 minutes. I'm thinking WTF? Then she starts caressing me with her nails comes near the ass, but not close enough. Then start massaging my head. There is little talk here and there, and doesn't ask me to flip. 5 minutes later the papasan knocks on door and says "time's up". WTF! I'm pissed and horny, the girl asks if I liked it and I said NO, I've had better. I get dressed and leave. NO TIP. I don't know if they thought I was LE and they were playing it safe. At the same time, I was thinking the same thing and they were waiting for me to make the 1st move so they can bust me. Any ways. I'm thinking of going back and giving it a second chance, but this time with the girl that was busy. Which I have to find out who she is. All in all, only 40 for 30min. And not tip. I can't believe I waited and saved 3 months for this. LOL. Good luck to all and play safe. Let me know if you guys have any info on the other girl at this place.

Hello,

I have been a member for a long time but have not participated with any info. I have frequented and checked out several places in the SFV and am happy to share some info with members to to establish some credibility. I am not looking for any info in return (yet! )

I do not want to post too much openly on the forum for the obvious reasons and wondered the best way to "move up" in this world.

So. My question is. Vague posts that need to be decoded? PMs to senior members? You guys tell me which way I should go.

With the good ol economy I haven't had money to spend on my favorite hobby, but I went about a month or so ago to a MP on Vanowen north of NoHo, nonoho? haha. It's in a weird little complex that basically yells out amp. 2nd floor walked up not looking into the cameras that are all around. Walked in and behind the blurry glass window... what's this!? a non asian old lady? First time I've seen a non asian at an mp. This lady was a milfy armenian looking woman, tight body, firm Bcups and ass. Paid for the hh .4 laid down in my bday suit face down.

Got one of the best legit massage I've had in a long time, I wish I had paid for an hour to get more massage. On the flip she asks me what I want, she wanted 1.2 for all and .6 for he but i got her down to .4 for the he, she was probably upselling. Starts a good slow oily rub, lets me roam around but she told me no fingers in any holes haha. Went under the shirt but wasn't allowed. If I had more money I woulda taken the fs, she was hot and I love mature women. Best massage I've had at any mp, I'll probably return and get full hour if its with the same woman.

[QUOTE=WankerUK]Hello,

I have been a member for a long time but have not participated with any info. I have frequented and checked out several places in the SFV and am happy to share some info with members to to establish some credibility. I am not looking for any info in return (yet! )

I do not want to post too much openly on the forum for the obvious reasons and wondered the best way to "move up" in this world.

So. My question is. Vague posts that need to be decoded? PMs to senior members? You guys tell me which way I should go.[/QUOTE]

Vague reports as they happen (within a week or three, reports six months ago don't mean much as the turnover is so high). Reporting on places others haven't, or providers others haven't, without coming out with addresses, and only spilling details for senior members goes a long, long way.

Otherwise, thanks for participating, thanks for being willing to play by the rules, and I hope it works out for you! (my finances have pretty much taken me out of the hobby entirely as worst, and out of the valley at best).

About 6-7 months ago was hit by the bug and took a chance on a place on SB. Turned out very well. Prices standard (pricey), nice Asian lady about 35-37, tight body. Started with a massage and then conversation progressed swiftly. FS. Got the name if you're willing to share info with me. I'm looking for something cost effective, outcall preferably as my wife won't like me bringing "ladies" home. SW ok.

Took a little cruise but the economy is hitting pretty hard after all that fun ive been having so I decided not to stop at any of my spots. I was more on the hunt for some SW, but it was dead out there about 5pm-6pm.

Couple observations:

I found a brand new spot in Canoga. SENIORS PM me if youre interested in the info as to where about. Again, I did not partake on any action, but for sure I will have to check it.

Another thing, has anyone hit up the Korean strip mall in the corner of Sherman and White Oak? I went in to check it out, and there was an acupuncture clinic that seems to be closed. There is another Spa that seems to be legit, but what caught my attention was a spot on the second floor with a revolving baber shop pool. If youve ever been to Korea, the revolving babershop pool only means massage and extras. I am curious if anyone has tried it? PM if you want more info, again no play, just driving around and noticed it.

[QUOTE=Pleaser09]Hi all.

I finally saved enough hobby money for a visit to a MP on Monday. Wanted to try a new place since it's been a while. I remember seeing an add in local paper that advertises latina massage in PC. I think I read a review about here too, but not sure. Called to find out hours of operation and parking access (West of Van Nuys Blvd before city park). Get there around 7pm entered office building went up to second floor and one dark man is waiting in the lobby. As soon as I get there he leaves looking frustated. I ring the bell and papasan answers. Says "girl is busy with someone else and assistant only available" So I said, WTF it's my first time there. I'm led to a room where I get undressed and then asked where the shower was. I rinse off come back to my room and 5 minutes later comes in a good looking latina (Jasmine/Yasmine): 5ft, tanned skin, slim with D cups (looked real) over all a 7. I'm laying down and I hear her plug in something. Turns out it was a massage handle. She starts giving me this lame massage with it for 15 minutes. I'm thinking WTF? Then she starts caressing me with her nails comes near the ass, but not close enough. Then start massaging my head. There is little talk here and there, and doesn't ask me to flip. 5 minutes later the papasan knocks on door and says "time's up". WTF! I'm pissed and horny, the girl asks if I liked it and I said NO, I've had better. I get dressed and leave. NO TIP. I don't know if they thought I was LE and they were playing it safe. At the same time, I was thinking the same thing and they were waiting for me to make the 1st move so they can bust me. Any ways. I'm thinking of going back and giving it a second chance, but this time with the girl that was busy. Which I have to find out who she is. All in all, only 40 for 30min. And not tip. I can't believe I waited and saved 3 months for this. LOL. Good luck to all and play safe. Let me know if you guys have any info on the other girl at this place.[/QUOTE]Been here twice - I suspect you're talking about the place on Parthenia. Last time around the same time as you early in the evening I find the door open but nobody will respond at the window, and they don't answer their phone. I figure papa is on holiday and girls are busy. I could have walked out with the furniture in the front room.

First time was a great time. Charged me .5 for the hour with ad from El Clasificado. XPress ad is .3 x 30mins. Massage room is tiny and not too clean with ridiculous short table about a foot off the floor. In comes a heavyset young central american chica - Salvador or Guatamala had her until a few years ago. She's got a very pretty face and is quite shy or nervous about Mr. First Timer. I've got the gift of gab in 2 languages so she knows I'm a good natured player soon enough and I have her laughing and enjoying the conversation as she administers a lame massage with both her hands and THE MACHINE. Who knows, she could be OK if she didn't have to lean over like a gymnast to reach me on that low table.

I flirted with her sexually and touched her suggestively though not overtly and when I flipped she needed overt encouragement to go beyond simply encircling my package with her hands. She kind of played into my hands by asking me if I was relaxed from the massage as my unit stood at attention to salute the potential she represented. Of course I said my whole body is relaxed except for one obvious exception..."do you know what part that is?". She giggled and pointed to the right answer and got busy. She began a negotiation but I said let's just go where we go one step at a time and not make any pre-arrangements. She took her top off to reveal a very nice set of nice natural fat girl boobs. I'm not one for the gorditas - much more for the spinners, but she was young, cute, fresh and her heft could still safely be described as voluptuous - nothing sloppy there.

She proceeded to BBBJ but told me she didn't like the taste of la leche and exactly why she didn't (but I don't recall that detail). I was not going to intercourse anybody on this ridiculous table so I let her finish me with a very nice combination of BBBJ but mostly HJ with all parts of the package attended to.

I suspect another guy would get service from her for asking and negotiating, but she was so shy that a quiet dude might end up disappointed. I tipped her too much I think at .8, but I am still new enough to the MP scene to be confused about tipping scales based on the type of joint I'm in, location and service received.

This experience was about 2 months ago and my unsuccessful attempt to come back was 2 weeks ago. I will try again but call first before parking and going up to the 2nd floor.

So I have been dormant for awhile. I got a new job and my travels around the country stopped. So I have had to monger in my backyard, something I never really had to do. I am geographically challenged. Stuck between the SFV and Oxnard, I have to drive to all AMP’s as there are none in my neck of the woods. I have hit most of the Amps in Oxnard, and I have my favorites but it’s far to drive. I was pointed to Palm on Topanga, but now that it’s closed I have had to find other places. I just got back from my new find. It might be known to some of you but it’s new to me. Again it’s on Topanga. I have been twice. The first time I saw a girl in her 20’s, a little thick. She wasn’t anything to write home about. Service was decent and I liked how they dress you when it is all over. So I went back again today and saw Pepsi. I know I thought I have heard them all. I was very disappointed. She was every bit of 40 and flabby. The bonus was that her massage was really good. Her BJ was painful and not enjoyable and FS mechanical. $5 for the half hour and $ tip. I would prefer to find some place with younger hotter girls, but seeing it’s been awhile since I contributed, I thought I would post my review first and then ask for other places around Topanga second. If you want the name and location PM me. If you are not a senior member you know the deal.

I went to in incall house massage in canoga park, Chinese lady charged.8 for hr. Everything was good, great service and massage. Now I made the assumption that since it was.8 for the hour that included tip? After massage I got dressed and tipped her another.2, she got a little upset and said normal tip is.4. I felt bad because service was great and I didn't have any more money on me.

So even though this wasn't the normal AMP, same tipping applies? Also since I didn't tip her what she wanted, should I go back or find another place?

[QUOTE=Caaznlvr] I found a brand new spot in Canoga. SENIORS PM me if youre interested in the info as to where about. Again, I did not partake on any action, but for sure I will have to check it. [/QUOTE]I checked this place out. Its a Chinese MP with older women. .4 for half and there is no happy ending. Name of the place is Harmony and its in the corner of Canoga and Sherman.

[QUOTE=The Camel]Been here twice - I suspect you're talking about the place on Parthenia. Last time around the same time as you early in the evening I find the door open but nobody will respond at the window, and they don't answer their phone. I figure papa is on holiday and girls are busy. I could have walked out with the furniture in the front room.

First time was a great time. Charged me .5 for the hour with ad from El Clasificado. XPress ad is .3 x 30mins. Massage room is tiny and not too clean with ridiculous short table about a foot off the floor. In comes a heavyset young central american chica - Salvador or Guatamala had her until a few years ago. She's got a very pretty face and is quite shy or nervous about Mr. First Timer. I've got the gift of gab in 2 languages so she knows I'm a good natured player soon enough and I have her laughing and enjoying the conversation as she administers a lame massage with both her hands and THE MACHINE. Who knows, she could be OK if she didn't have to lean over like a gymnast to reach me on that low table.

I flirted with her sexually and touched her suggestively though not overtly and when I flipped she needed overt encouragement to go beyond simply encircling my package with her hands. She kind of played into my hands by asking me if I was relaxed from the massage as my unit stood at attention to salute the potential she represented. Of course I said my whole body is relaxed except for one obvious exception..."do you know what part that is?". She giggled and pointed to the right answer and got busy. She began a negotiation but I said let's just go where we go one step at a time and not make any pre-arrangements. She took her top off to reveal a very nice set of nice natural fat girl boobs. I'm not one for the gorditas - much more for the spinners, but she was young, cute, fresh and her heft could still safely be described as voluptuous - nothing sloppy there.

She proceeded to BBBJ but told me she didn't like the taste of la leche and exactly why she didn't (but I don't recall that detail). I was not going to intercourse anybody on this ridiculous table so I let her finish me with a very nice combination of BBBJ but mostly HJ with all parts of the package attended to.

I suspect another guy would get service from her for asking and negotiating, but she was so shy that a quiet dude might end up disappointed. I tipped her too much I think at .8, but I am still new enough to the MP scene to be confused about tipping scales based on the type of joint I'm in, location and service received.

This experience was about 2 months ago and my unsuccessful attempt to come back was 2 weeks ago. I will try again but call first before parking and going up to the 2nd floor.[/QUOTE]Thanks Camel, this helps and will try looking for the chunky one.

Last Tuesday the 8th I went to a ancupunture place in canoga park off Vanowen and saw a young latina girl how said she is 23 yo. The place had an asian lady but she wasn't my type (over 30). The entrance fee was.50 and I just wanted a Massage and some extras. After paying the entrance fee mamasan escorted me into a small room which had some bars on the ceiling. I guess those bars are for the ladys so that she can walk on your back. After entering a young flabby latina walked in and I forgot her name. She had a cute face so I thought in my head I would just go for CBJ. She told me to lay on my back and I did. She massaged me for like 1 minute then just asked me if I was here for a massage or full service. I was like okay can I just get half service? She said how much I had and I told her.80. So she said thats good for a BJ. She took off her clothes and I was not impressed with her body. Very flabby but youthfull but she had a pretty face. She proceeded with the CBJ and I wasn't getting hard. I asked her if she could dt but she said she couldn't because she had braces. After 10 min of servicing me she finished off with a HJ and thats how I finished.

Out of 1. 10 I give her looks a 6 and her body a 6. She had small sagging boobs and a flabby ass. I don't know some of you guys might like her but I won't repeat.

Went to a place near vanowen and desoto last night, a total waste of time and cash, young latina, nice bolt ons, but service sucked, and not in the good way, too mechanical