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Always in the search for new places. Saw this one, it's near the Home Depot center. Wondering if anybody took one for the team yet?

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I asked the same question in the OC forum (just trying to have choices). Anyone know of a provider or a MP that will service a couple? Even if the provider just watches and only does BJ with another girl? I've got a freaky girl that wants to experience this with me. Thoughts?

Dinnerout.

[QUOTE=AugustWest;5737742]Gold near Alvarado seems to only have to women there. One is old and cranky the other is not so old and less cranky. No BB but they will give you a tug while they lick your sack and there has been zero haggling for tip. I tipped a dime for a Covered BJ. Nothing to write home about but worth sending into the internet ether. As always looking for more east side haunts if you guys find any. (I need a Coco East location!)[/QUOTE]What's the name of the place or cross streets?

Could it be possible that a certain old Asian masseuse on the west side likes it up the ass because her pussy is not for real. As in possibly a cis male?

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5755087]Could it be possible that a certain old Asian masseuse on the west side likes it up the ass because her pussy is not for real. As in possibly a cis male?[/QUOTE]You might be onto something.

I've fucked that certain old Asian masseuse twice and couldn't cum either time but during of the sessions I flipped her on her back and slipped it into her pussy.

It was extremely shallow. I could barely get half my cock in before hitting bottom. It was extremely dry. Every considered the amount of lube that was still on my cock coming from ass fucking her.

Lastly, it was obvious she hated pussy fucking. She made faces the entire time and asked if I could go back her ass which I did before giving up without a nut.

I think its extremely possible that she has a man-made pussy but unfortunately the rest of her body and her terrible / rush rush attitude is so unsexy that is really hard to tell.

A lot of guys trip on Lucy down in Orange County but honestly. I've Never had an issue blowing my load in any of her holes. I can't say that I've dreamt about Lucy but I make a trip to F&C there's no question I will nut and that's not something I can see for a certain old Asian masseuse on Santa Monica Blvd.

[QUOTE=ChrisPoontang;5755669]You might be onto something.

I've fucked that certain old Asian masseuse twice and couldn't cum either time but during of the sessions I flipped her on her back and slipped it into her pussy.

It was extremely shallow. I could barely get half my cock in before hitting bottom. It was extremely dry. Every considered the amount of lube that was still on my cock coming from ass fucking her.

Lastly, it was obvious she hated pussy fucking. She made faces the entire time and asked if I could go back her ass which I did before giving up without a nut.

I think its extremely possible that she has a man-made pussy but unfortunately the rest of her body and her terrible / rush rush attitude is so unsexy that is really hard to tell.

A lot of guys trip on Lucy down in Orange County but honestly. I've Never had an issue blowing my load in any of her holes. I can't say that I've dreamt about Lucy but I make a trip to F&C there's no question I will nut and that's not something I can see for a certain old Asian masseuse on Santa Monica Blvd.[/QUOTE]That's gold Jerry, gold.

Goldfinger is dead to me. I don't want to hear about it on these boards, I do not want to see any of their towels around the casino. The fucken nerve of that Bella playing like she did not know me and snookering me into one of her awful hand jobs and then, while I was rock solid, she goes and answers the fucken door? Come on man.

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Hey bros! I've been doing my Intel for a couple weeks not in anticipation for my Superbowl trip. I usually like scheduling a couple companion dates and then an AMP visit. I haven't really gotten the sense that there are any good options in DTLA. Being on the East coast, I was thinking that this area would be stacked full of great options but I haven't come up with any. That's no knock on you all bc it's similar to the area I live in NC. I guess I had higher expectations. If anyone has Intel on a good one that hasn't been reported in awhile, please share.

[QUOTE=YisItSoEasy;5756571]Hey bros! I've been doing my Intel for a couple weeks not in anticipation for my Superbowl trip. I usually like scheduling a couple companion dates and then an AMP visit. I haven't really gotten the sense that there are any good options in DTLA. Being on the East coast, I was thinking that this area would be stacked full of great options but I haven't come up with any. That's no knock on you all bc it's similar to the area I live in NC. I guess I had higher expectations. If anyone has Intel on a good one that hasn't been reported in awhile, please share.[/QUOTE]I really get a kick out of these fookers coming here for the superbowl and thinking that somehow we owe it to them to find them the tightest pussy at the lowest price.

You mongers really make me laugh. I take in fredo cause you are having a hard time, and now you want to move me out?

Inglewood is nasty. It is a shit hole and the MPs there are full of Latinas with serious eating disorders.

Try 8155 Santa Monica in west Hollywood.

[QUOTE=YisItSoEasy;5756571]Hey bros! I've been doing my Intel for a couple weeks not in anticipation for my Superbowl trip. I usually like scheduling a couple companion dates and then an AMP visit. I haven't really gotten the sense that there are any good options in DTLA. Being on the East coast, I was thinking that this area would be stacked full of great options but I haven't come up with any. That's no knock on you all bc it's similar to the area I live in NC. I guess I had higher expectations. If anyone has Intel on a good one that hasn't been reported in awhile, please share.[/QUOTE]Yeah, DTLA doesn't have many good options, and there aren't a whole lot on the west side either. Best bet is to go to either the South Bay (Torrance) or Downey. Both are 20 minutes driving time from DTLA in light traffic, 1 hr plus in rush hour traffic. Far more and better options in either.

[QUOTE=YisItSoEasy;5756571]Hey bros! I've been doing my Intel for a couple weeks not in anticipation for my Superbowl trip. I usually like scheduling a couple companion dates and then an AMP visit. I haven't really gotten the sense that there are any good options in DTLA. Being on the East coast, I was thinking that this area would be stacked full of great options but I haven't come up with any. That's no knock on you all bc it's similar to the area I live in NC. I guess I had higher expectations. If anyone has Intel on a good one that hasn't been reported in awhile, please share.[/QUOTE]There are a few indys in DTLA (250-300), and if its your first time out here, why stay in DTLA? You are not close to much as far as play. There are a good amount of Bars in the area an some good food spots but most people still do not live in that area thus the AMPs are far and few in between. Look at places in Hermosa, Redondo, or Torrance (If you don't care for ambiance.).

Take a look at that mall or body rubs. If you are looking for more then try HX.

Good Luck and Go Redskins!! (ooh f another crappy year. I will survive).

DGL.

[QUOTE=Grimmy23;5756940]Yeah, DTLA doesn't have many good options, and there aren't a whole lot on the west side either. Best bet is to go to either the South Bay (Torrance) or Downey. Both are 20 minutes driving time from DTLA in light traffic, 1 hr plus in rush hour traffic. Far more and better options in either.[/QUOTE]However. . . Will there not be a flood of new talent in the area specifically for the Superb Owl?

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5755087]Could it be possible that a certain old Asian masseuse on the west side likes it up the ass because her pussy is not for real. As in possibly a cis male?[/QUOTE]S / he always really wants the back door and the pussy is very oddly shallow.

I had the same suspicion.

[QUOTE=BenBeck;5758564]S / he always really wants the back door and the pussy is very oddly shallow.

I had the same suspicion.[/QUOTE]Do you realize the magnitude of the scandal? The secretary of defense and a Soviet agent sharing the favors of a murdered wh&.

My god, if that person is a guy, then like there are 1000 closet homos out there.