[QUOTE=iamioman;3175715]Every other provider under the sun charges extra for anal and this one ONLY offers anal? [b]Smells funky to me[/b].[/QUOTE]Pun intended?
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[QUOTE=iamioman;3175715]Every other provider under the sun charges extra for anal and this one ONLY offers anal? [b]Smells funky to me[/b].[/QUOTE]Pun intended?
Anyone know the status of Amber? The last digits I had for her still ring and go to VM but she's not responding and I notice her ads are gone.
She a great person and a good value. I hope she hasn't retired.
[QUOTE=Steve2319;3177285]Anyone know the status of Amber? The last digits I had for her still ring and go to VM but she's not responding and I notice her ads are gone.
She a great person and a good value. I hope she hasn't retired.[/QUOTE]Was wondering about that myself recently. I haven't seen her in a long time, and I don't know that I would try to again (for reasons that are entirely my own, nothing negative at all to say about her), but she's a cool chick and was a great provider. She never posted ads frequently, but there was always usually a semi-recent ad of hers up. The fact that they've disappeared completely is unusual. Whether she's retired or not, I hope she's doing well.
[QUOTE=Prometheus77;3177410]Was wondering about that myself recently. I haven't seen her in a long time, and I don't know that I would try to again (for reasons that are entirely my own, nothing negative at all to say about her), but she's a cool chick and was a great provider. She never posted ads frequently, but there was always usually a semi-recent ad of hers up. The fact that they've disappeared completely is unusual. Whether she's retired or not, I hope she's doing well.[/QUOTE]I texted her earlier today wondering the same thing.
She responded saying she's still available.
[QUOTE=Dayman1;3177437]I texted her earlier today wondering the same thing.
She responded saying she's still available.[/QUOTE]Does she have a new number? The digits I have are *8892.
[URL]http://rhodeisland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/b-&[/URL]#949;-a-you-I-f-you-l-k1 nki-soomuchfun /4188138.
I thought based on age and her pics that this could be a good thing. Trust me when I say the life style has taken a toll on her and her services are horrible. Best advise I can give you is stay away.
Dick.
[QUOTE=DickPischardo;3177835][URL]http://rhodeisland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/b-&[/URL]#949;-a-you-I-f-you-l-k1 nki-soomuchfun /4188138.
I thought based on age and her pics that this could be a good thing. Trust me when I say the life style has taken a toll on her and her services are horrible. Best advise I can give you is stay away.
Dick.[/QUOTE]Thanks Dick. I had my eye on her and spoke with her a couple of weeks ago. I was looking to visit her this week. Glad to see your post! PM me with details if you want.
[QUOTE=Eawms215;3173743][URL]http://providence.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/pamela-call-401-401-335-0200/3094171[/URL]
Saw Pamela a couple of days ago. In my opinion she is a waste of time. Rushed in and out because family was apparently in the basement. Didn't even pretend to enjoy what she was doing. She's also looking pretty rough these days.[/QUOTE]I agree, Saw her 3 weeks ago in Woony near CVS mansion and had the same experience, Rushed no touch and members in the basement. Was really in a hurry said she had a 250 $ coming over in 10 min. Really lucky him. Won't repeat.
[QUOTE=YankeeFog;3177931]Thanks Dick. I had my eye on her and spoke with her a couple of weeks ago. I was looking to visit her this week. Glad to see your post! PM me with details if you want.[/QUOTE]My thanks too Dick. I was planning on contacting her when I return this weekend. Owe you one.
[URL]http://rhodeisland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/80-full-car-fun-an-outs/6437223[/URL]
It appears she has moved her business to Woonsocket now. Guess she filled her quota of scamming in Providence. Very poor service and don't feel it's worth the money. Plus in about an hour or two the price will go down to 60. Have had other people contact me saying they had similar experiences with her. I even read a post on CLCE that someone got robbed by her.
Met this woman recently. Posts in the Mass section as being in Franklin, but is actually in Woony. You could call her UTR, but a UTR backpage advertiser seems like an oxy-moron. She's at least low volume.
The good:
- Clean, safe place.
- Pics are her, but add about 50 lbs.
- She's sober, passionate and appears to really get into it.
- Seems to be few limits. BBBJ and other play, but a cover is required for penetration.
- Awesome tits!
The bad:
- Really just one. As I said, she's bigger than the photos or just hides it well. Firm, not flabby. If you don't mind some extra cushion, go for it.
[URL]http://massachusetts.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/brazzer-type-milf/37131154[/URL]
Swiped this from another site. Made me laugh.
To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:
BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.
Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.
Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.
Brazilian = black.
Butterscotch = black.
Caramel = black.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Cuban = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Egyptian = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Italian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mixed = black.
Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.
Age = A convoluted formula involving leap years and the square root of pi. One must generally add a few years, but there are some exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.
Mid 30's = 40 something.
39 = 50 something.
Other frequently used terms:
Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across bay to Oakland.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB (Rip Off *****) for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB (Rip Off *****) for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large".
[QUOTE=Twisted1;3178400]Met this woman recently. Posts in the Mass section as being in Franklin, but is actually in Woony. You could call her UTR, but a UTR backpage advertiser seems like an oxy-moron. She's at least low volume.
The good:
- Clean, safe place.
- Pics are her, but add about 50 lbs.
- She's sober, passionate and appears to really get into it.
- Seems to be few limits. BBBJ and other play, but a cover is required for penetration.
- Awesome tits!
The bad:
- Really just one. As I said, she's bigger than the photos or just hides it well. Firm, not flabby. If you don't mind some extra cushion, go for it.
[URL]http://massachusetts.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/brazzer-type-milf/37131154[/URL][/QUOTE]Saw her in Aug. Or Sept off of Cass. Ave nice little condo. She just didn't do it for me for some reason.
[QUOTE=LBrad52;3178766]Saw her in Aug. Or Sept off of Cass. Ave nice little condo. She just didn't do it for me for some reason.[/QUOTE]Thanks for posting! Not sure how I missed her! Blonde MILF my fav! I think will be giving myself an early Christmas gift.
[QUOTE=Trev6272;3175647]Girl who is absolutely adorable is back on the scene. Used to go by Lilly. A lot of posts about her back in January. Here's new link - [URL]http://rhodeisland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/specials-for-the-next-hour/6431978[/URL].
Got her to send selfie so it's def her.
Trev.[/QUOTE]Yeah, can also confirm it's definitely her. She's a real cutie, and a nice girl. Very reasonable rates too, considering her looks.