[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5338636]I assume you are a hard boiled heterosexual, and an at least soft boiled monger.
You start off with your dick and your two hands on the wheel. The car is just a vehicle. The minute you see a girl that even remotely intrigues your cock, the car will magically slow down to accost the prostitute. Now, many of these girls look better from afar, but you can always beg off.
If the girl is to your liking, you just ask her to get in the car. If she says how much will you pay or gives any response other than are you a cop and she wants to feel your turtle, you do not bother. If she really asks to set a price before getting in the car, you can just say, don't worry, let's just get you in. I do not think you can get busted on fig, but there was apparently a bust the other day.
Be generous and if the girl asks for 80-100 to fuck you, just pay the fee and do not haggle. For your first time, just relax.
The main problem is where. I recommend mongering south of Florence and NOT between gage and Florence. Then, I have no idea where it is safe to park. I assume you head east to like an underpass or near Broadway or grand. I would tell you to get a room for the night at the 110 or new bay and make it an evening. Or, just go to a cave like new gage.
You fuck the girl in the room, hope she does not rob you, that you do not get into a car accident or get shot.
But there is really no trick to it, your messenger cock RNA will program your car and cock.[/QUOTE]This is the funniest shit I have read for a while. It's fucking gold.
