Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=LookyBoi;7441203]I saw her once and she said that's how she tracked down where her baby daddy lived and she then caught an assault and battery charge. She'd always brag about who she was fucking and what she was getting in return, whether it was real estate deals or counsel. Surface level she'd convince anyone she's an angel but get to know her and you'll be looking over your shoulder everyday. Give her your real name and she'll figure out where you live and where you work pretty quick.[/QUOTE]How do you think she paid for the fancy renovation of a building that barely opened before they shut it down? LOL. Had good things going but greed and stupidity always ends in demise. BBU, JD, the Den, all run by white women thinking they could run freely. There's many others before and it isn't the last of them.

[QUOTE=Cuminator;7440335]She wanted me to give her a baby. I never did FS with her but she wanted it every time I came there. Her BBBJ sucked, worst I ever had. She licked and only sucked the tip. You didn't miss much. Yoyo had good skills but she told me not to tell anyone and there were no reviews outside of HE with her so I kept quiet. Third visit was going to fuck her but after I took her panties off her 4 inch Bush killed my hardon. Did every position I could imagine with her for BBBJ over our many visits and she was awesome, even sat in a chair with all my clothes on and let her take out my cock after I came in her mouth she kept going a good minute albeit I slowed her down and she never spilled a drop.

Tuina had a fill in Asian from Okimos with the best tits on an Asian I've ever seen. Mona, I taught her how to hold her breasts when she is titty fucked. I regret not writing down the business card she showed a picture of on her phone to me. Thought it would be easy to find but I can't find it on Google. A1 massage or something.[/QUOTE]I've had my fair share of secret Asian girls too, mostly because they didn't want reviews or fanfare. Anna on Massage Healing and Wellness on East Paris gave a great BBBJ every time. Always used to fu*ck her mouth and throat, no gag reflex. But she is gone now unfortunately. I remember Joy offering a wide open menu, but I never did it because she always wanted loads of money to partake. And I think I had both Yoyo and Mona, but was not aware of their L2 services. Damn.

[QUOTE=BeanLicker;7440973]Slutty, tall, was looking for a relationship or at least cover the bills. At the time she still had some custody of her kids but like most in the hobby they didn't have full or equal. I don't know how long she was working with Britney but I was able to see her a few times at the business and outside of it. Higher sex drive than CJ and dirtier mind.[/QUOTE]Does anyone know if she's still around? Last I talked to her she was going to take a break for a while. Thought about texting her but my last contact with her was more than a year ago at this point.

I just got ripped off by a provider at this parlor. We agreed to a FS massage and a price. Once in the room she asked for the tip in advance so I put out two thirds and said I would give the rest of the donation at the end. She then claimed FS was just a full body massage. I asked for part of the tip back after she told me this so I could leave before the massage stated and she refused. Majestic then threatened me with calling the cops and would say I tried to rape her. AVOID this place. This was my second try at this location on 4 Mile and the last provider claimed she forgot the cover. At least the first provider did not threaten me even though I was disappointed. I should have learned after the first visit.

I've been to many parlors in GR and never been threatened like this. BEWARE!

[QUOTE=OldDutch;7441547]I just got ripped off by a provider at this parlor. We agreed to a FS massage and a price. Once in the room she asked for the tip in advance so I put out two thirds and said I would give the rest of the donation at the end. She then claimed FS was just a full body massage. I asked for part of the tip back after she told me this so I could leave before the massage stated and she refused. Majestic then threatened me with calling the cops and would say I tried to rape her. AVOID this place. This was my second try at this location on 4 Mile and the last provider claimed she forgot the cover. At least the first provider did not threaten me even though I was disappointed. I should have learned after the first visit.

I've been to many parlors in GR and never been threatened like this. BEWARE![/QUOTE]Its a spinoff from that shithole on 29th st relaxation station. I will never go there and in my opinion neither should anyone else.

[QUOTE=UtrGuy;7441648]Its a spinoff from that shithole on 29th st relaxation station. I will never go there and in my opinion neither should anyone else.[/QUOTE]I have seen the girl that posts these pics at 29th place. For one thing, bait and switch. Then, after you're naked and ready to flip, starts dealing for upsell, wants 100 just for the basic, in addition to door fee. (Literally, money for nothing.) Everything else is an up-charge--she wanted. 50 just to touch her ass. A complete mood killer of a negotiation, my dick completely limp after all the money haggling and being treated like a cash machine. Avoid, and stay far away! If mongers get word out, this place will be sink like a stone and be out of business in a week, like they deserve.

The last couple I've had while out looking for a new regular have both gotten out their phones and translated it's our secret, don't tell anyone after sucking my cock. Is everyone keeping this secret?

[QUOTE=HarryHood;7441372]I've had my fair share of secret Asian girls too, mostly because they didn't want reviews or fanfare. Anna on Massage Healing and Wellness on East Paris gave a great BBBJ every time. Always used to fu*ck her mouth and throat, no gag reflex. But she is gone now unfortunately. I remember Joy offering a wide open menu, but I never did it because she always wanted loads of money to partake. And I think I had both Yoyo and Mona, but was not aware of their L2 services. Damn.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheBanger69;7429368]Lucy is very sweet a little shy.

Mid 20's and cute be nice fellas.

Massage was decent opted for 30 minutes was on a time crunch finished nicely on the flip was able to roam under shirt very nice little tatas with nice nips I would repeat.[/QUOTE]Agreed. Lucy at asian ivy is young and cute. She has a sweetness about her that makes her even more desirable. 65 house, 70 tip. Enjoyed a decent massage. She also spent time adjusting my back. Aome light teasing near the end and flip was decent too. Plenty attention to the boys during her strokes. Not mechanical but not super invested either. Overall, I thought the hour was worth the price of admission.

Best,

Dj.

[QUOTE=Cuminator;7443267]The last couple I've had while out looking for a new regular have both gotten out their phones and translated it's our secret, don't tell anyone after sucking my cock. Is everyone keeping this secret?[/QUOTE]Rest assured, you're not the only customer they are blowing. "It's our secret" has been uttered by many AMP ladies to many customers! Another often used is "don't tell the other girls working here, I'll get fired". Meanwhile, one or more of the other girls is blowing some of the customers and telling them the same!

[QUOTE=DavidBlue;7439502]From the pics on your link, I think you saw Marissa? I had a very similar experience a while back. I think she must have her period 4 out of 4 weeks a month. I got the same story.[/QUOTE]So I got a text from Marissa. She felt pretty bad about what happened during my appt with her and asked if I'd be interested in a follow up appt. I thought about it for a day or so and set up a time. Sometimes I forget many of these girls are young moms and life hasn't quite turned out exactly as they had planned and they are doing what they can to make ends meet. That of course doesn't mean they should promise things they don't intend to deliver on but I think I often am too quick to pile on with my own negativity.

It was a great 60 minutes. We got to know each other a little better, the massage was terrific, the teasing before the flip was crazy good and the flip was terrific. And, it's nice that she's pretty easy on the eyes as well. $80 door fee, and $ tip. It was a really good appt. I'll definitely repeat.

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Little two-story place next to Carlucci's, the massages happen downstairs. Made an appointment during the evening & parked out back. Masseuse was a 30 ish? Asian woman whose name I didn't catch. I asked for the hard massage and she did a surprisingly great job, walked on my back & everything. I definitely felt it the next day Standard HE after the flip with I think utc roaming (it was a couple months ago). Her technique was super polished, keeping one hand juggling the boys while taking care of business with the other, and managing to switch hands every ten seconds or so without missing a single stroke. I was impressed tbh. $70 for the hour, matched it for the tip.

Enjoyed it so much I made another evening appointment the next week. This time I drew an older masseuse named Fifi. Got another hard massage which wasn't as good, and after the flip she wanted me to DIY. Not one to back down from a challenge I did it resentfully. I don't think she let me roam (again, a couple months ago) but she did lick my neck which helped I guess. $70, $10.

Fifi 1/5, other worker whose name I didn't catch 4/5. YMMV obviously.

[QUOTE=AustinRamos1;7436610]I had another great massage with this hot, young, Latina masseuse. I don't know if it's her in the pics because the face is obscured but she very well fits the body type and posted age! And they're supposed to wear tight fitting scrubs but I think she wore the leggings similar to the first and second picture during our first meet so maybe it is her. In any case, she offers a beautiful massage with standard HE. I donated. 7 for door fee and $ tip.

Started with a great massage that almost put me to sleep LOL. On the flip, she teased a little before getting to work with more oil. She has a great technique. OTC roaming is allowed and encouraged. She gets comfortable for the right tip. Scrub top and bottom came off for the tipping effort. Finished and she supplied a hot towel for me. A fresh hand sanitizer was available for use as well. She gave me a hug and sent me with a fresh bottle of water. It's kind of tucked back there off the beaten path but it's a cool two or three room parlor. As I was leaving, I saw some other girl whom I assume is another massage girl texting on the couch. I recommend this place as I've been twice with good results.

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AR.[/QUOTE]I just went to this spa and saw Teyana. Wow! Early 20's and fantastic body.

Massage was unprofessional but not the worst. But the flip she is really a pro. I will repeat.

80 door /100 tip.

I felt gouged by that door fee but all in all happy with the visit.

Every day I see another woman from years back posting again. Did they all go utr? Hayley was a skinny blonde MILF who was a lot of fun on the table but like most couldn't keep her business life together. She was one that I regret never having the chance to fuck but if she charges as much as Berlin or Britney it's just another beautiful GPS blonde. Has someone seen her recently? Her ad has a lot of no's in it.

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Dreamt recently of Lisa at Wonder Massage on the NE side. Comms were pretty good, had to wait 5-10 minutes after our scheduled appointment time for her to get ready. The massage in itself was alright. Standard flip, which was OK at best. FS was on the menu for $$.5, but the hygiene just wasn't there for me. I left $.2 lighter after it was all said and done. Overall 4/10 experience, unlikely I'll repeat.

Happy huntin'.

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[QUOTE=BlackJack27;7445756]Dreamt recently of Lisa at Wonder Massage on the NE side. Comms were pretty good, had to wait 5-10 minutes after our scheduled appointment time for her to get ready. The massage in itself was alright. Standard flip, which was OK at best. FS was on the menu for $$.5, but the hygiene just wasn't there for me. I left $.2 lighter after it was all said and done. Overall 4/10 experience, unlikely I'll repeat.

Happy huntin'.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/lisa/694472567978[/URL][/QUOTE]How has TNC been, last time I was there I saw Lee Lee and what the others say is true only thing I didn't like was being shorted on time. I asked for 90 and got 60, but overall not bad.

I saw Lisa some time ago, and she is not bad but just not for me. When you say the, hygiene just wasn't there for me, do you mean she was dirty? I know the women at Wonder have been less than wonderful.

Stay safe.

[QUOTE=GoofTroop69;7444261]Little two-story place next to Carlucci's, the massages happen downstairs. Made an appointment during the evening & parked out back. Masseuse was a 30 ish? Asian woman whose name I didn't catch. I asked for the hard massage and she did a surprisingly great job, walked on my back & everything. I definitely felt it the next day Standard HE after the flip with I think utc roaming (it was a couple months ago). Her technique was super polished, keeping one hand juggling the boys while taking care of business with the other, and managing to switch hands every ten seconds or so without missing a single stroke. I was impressed tbh. $70 for the hour, matched it for the tip.

Enjoyed it so much I made another evening appointment the next week. This time I drew an older masseuse named Fifi. Got another hard massage which wasn't as good, and after the flip she wanted me to DIY. Not one to back down from a challenge I did it resentfully. I don't think she let me roam (again, a couple months ago) but she did lick my neck which helped I guess. $70, $10.

Fifi 1/5, other worker whose name I didn't catch 4/5. YMMV obviously.[/QUOTE]Typically they don't ask for tip, so I've been leaving $40-50.

[QUOTE=Haides;7446133]How has TNC been, last time I was there I saw Lee Lee and what the others say is true only thing I didn't like was being shorted on time. I asked for 90 and got 60, but overall not bad.

I saw Lisa some time ago, and she is not bad but just not for me. When you say the, hygiene just wasn't there for me, do you mean she was dirty? I know the women at Wonder have been less than wonderful.

Stay safe.[/QUOTE]I'm not sure if I'd necessarily describe her as dirty. I'll just say my sensitive nose prevented me from surrendering Brother Grant and the Franklin Twins. I'd had a very pleasant dream about Saisha at Wonder some years back, but after my recent encounter there I don't really care to see who else is on the roster LOL. I think I might just stick with AMPs from now on.

[QUOTE=TheBatWing;7446238]Typically they don't ask for tip, so I've been leaving $40-50.[/QUOTE]Haha what is the deal with the j yourself off situation? Don't get me wrong I have 100% done this a handful of times but not one time Did I ever feel good after that, I didn't necessarily feel bad, but just sort of a blank stare feeling. I guess it's sort of fun if you haven't been around and had a lot of experiences but it's def hard to go back to after having been around the block a time or two. !

Me personally, I try to be upfront in a nice sort of way without breaking their spirits or hurting their feelings if that's even possible and just kindly let them know I am just here for a really good massage that I have heard about, otherwise, she will just be inching towards the prospect of giving you the pleasure of pleasuring yourself. Peace in her crease.

[QUOTE=Cuminator;7443267]The last couple I've had while out looking for a new regular have both gotten out their phones and translated it's our secret, don't tell anyone after sucking my cock. Is everyone keeping this secret?[/QUOTE]I have had my couple of secret relationships with two different girls at a massage places over the years! At first I thought it was just run-of-the-mill business for her and she did it for everyone and was just a really good actress. But after some time, I realized that she did not offer services in any way, shape or form in what we did together, the good old days Goddamn, that was awesome Come to think of it. Always be great full for what you have or get if you enjoy it in real time in it wil not last. You should all know this by now.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;7443660]Rest assured, you're not the only customer they are blowing. "It's our secret" has been uttered by many AMP ladies to many customers! Another often used is "don't tell the other girls working here, I'll get fired". Meanwhile, one or more of the other girls is blowing some of the customers and telling them the same![/QUOTE]I agree. I used to have a regular place where there were 2 girls working. For a 50 tip, they would hop up and let me 69 while they used their hand on me. When we'd finish, each of them would tell me, very seriously, to not let the other one know.

They're making me feel special, like I'm getting something nobody else can get. It's a way of adding value to what they're doing.

Has anyone experienced time with her lately? I found a review in early 2024 saying she was much bigger and had an open menu but expensive. Her pics look good but if she's a fat slob who is GPS I don't want anything to do with it. I see Saisha at Royal and Emilee splits between two parlors so unless someone has something good to say about her maybe I'll stick to known assets. Love trying new stuff though.

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[QUOTE=JTeller123;7446625]Haha what is the deal with the j yourself off situation? Don't get me wrong I have 100% done this a handful of times but not one time Did I ever feel good after that, I didn't necessarily feel bad, but just sort of a blank stare feeling. I guess it's sort of fun if you haven't been around and had a lot of experiences but it's def hard to go back to after having been around the block a time or two. !

Me personally, I try to be upfront in a nice sort of way without breaking their spirits or hurting their feelings if that's even possible and just kindly let them know I am just here for a really good massage that I have heard about, otherwise, she will just be inching towards the prospect of giving you the pleasure of pleasuring yourself. Peace in her crease.[/QUOTE]Don't let them fool you. They will do it for you. Just tell them and put it in their hand and poof. All the sudden shyness disappears and they are experts.

[QUOTE=TheBatWing;7447491]Don't let them fool you. They will do it for you. Just tell them and put it in their hand and poof. All the sudden shyness disappears and they are experts.[/QUOTE]I don't doubt it, it's been a while, but typically I am so unattracted to the women, that it's just not even worth it. LOL such problems I have.

So I was back in Wyoming this morning and decided to try to see Marissa off Byron Center once again. She was booked for the time I was hoping for but we worked out a time a little bit later in the day. Great communication.

As much as the last visit was a "I'll make it up to you", this visit was no different. Just a really nice session and as young as she is, she's been doing massage for several years now and she knows how to create a very enjoyable and relaxing atmosphere. And the massage and flip was great. She knows how to tease for sure!

I asked for and ended up getting the full 60 minutes. Again, seems to be a very clean place and the location is great. Very discreet. $80 door, $100 tip.

Others have posted a couple positive reviews lately about some of the other girls here and at some point maybe I'll try someone different but right now, it's not broke with Marissa so no point in fixing it. Message me with any questions.

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Amor Essence off Byron Center.

Teyana.

Since seeing teyana previously I took a shot at more menu items. A few of you PM'd me after my previous post below about menu.

Well, sadly she is HE and that's all. She is young smokin hot and dirty talking on the flip. If you want HE I'd say she's tops at least for a parlor girl.

But the massage is amateur at best so after door and tip she's a little over priced all in all with a closed menu.

I stopped by Asian Ivy recently as I needed an actual massage. I've never had a bad one there.

Lucy was busy so I drew another girl. Not as cute but not old and thin build. Massage was great. HE was maybe a 6/10. She's not as good at it as Lucy.

She did let me roam under clothes though.

[QUOTE=DavidBlue;7449884]So I was back in Wyoming this morning and decided to try to see Marissa off Byron Center once again. She was booked for the time I was hoping for but we worked out a time a little bit later in the day. Great communication.

As much as the last visit was a "I'll make it up to you", this visit was no different. Just a really nice session and as young as she is, she's been doing massage for several years now and she knows how to create a very enjoyable and relaxing atmosphere. And the massage and flip was great. She knows how to tease for sure!

I asked for and ended up getting the full 60 minutes. Again, seems to be a very clean place and the location is great. Very discreet. $80 door, $100 tip.

Others have posted a couple positive reviews lately about some of the other girls here and at some point maybe I'll try someone different but right now, it's not broke with Marissa so no point in fixing it. Message me with any questions.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/comfort-on-a-chilly-day-/620370334266[/URL]

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/new-vibes-soft-touch-/682755575303[/URL][/QUOTE]Nice. Must be a heavy YMMV. Let us know if you find a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

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Anyone ever seen her. Pics look to be fake but seems like it could be a good bang for your buck.

Hi has anyone seen this lady? Accurate pics? She said open menu if that's the case she might be fun. But wanted to get any info firs thanks can message me if you want.

Been trying to see Ruby at Seven Days for the past month and every time I called I been told she's on vacation. She always took care of my needs so hopefully she comes back.

Was told Apple and Lucy were the girls working there. Never seen Lucy. Seen Apple once, but wasn't as fun as Ruby.

[QUOTE=Tazz51;7452267]Hi has anyone seen this lady? Accurate pics? She said open menu if that's the case she might be fun. But wanted to get any info firs thanks can message me if you want.[/QUOTE]There have been reports in kalamazoo that "she" may not be a she.

[QUOTE=UtrGuy;7452323]There have been reports in kalamazoo that "she" may not be a she.[/QUOTE]Oh shit wasn't even thinking that. Thanks for the heads up this is why I love this board.

[QUOTE=LuckyBoyy;7452287]Been trying to see Ruby at Seven Days for the past month and every time I called I been told she's on vacation. She always took care of my needs so hopefully she comes back.

Was told Apple and Lucy were the girls working there. Never seen Lucy. Seen Apple once, but wasn't as fun as Ruby.[/QUOTE]Ruby was fun, made that waterfall spit a few times. She ended up in Lowell.

Anyone have any intel or comments on this place?

[QUOTE=LookyBoi;7452563]Ruby was fun, made that waterfall spit a few times. She ended up in Lowell.[/QUOTE]Lulu and Ruby would be a great 4 hand duo.

I have recently seen their new girl in lowell xi xi (shi shi). Mid to late thirties. Pretty with a Great body, but mediocre massage and boring ending.

[QUOTE=JackMeeOff;7452796]Anyone have any intel or comments on this place?[/QUOTE]There are some reports of the hartford spot in the kalamazoo forum. Mostly positive, if I remember correctly.

Reached out to Sweet Cheeks today. Got a reply back saying wrong number. It's the 517 area code one. Just wondering if anyone has seen her lately? Ik she has taken a step back from the biz in the past year or so. Hopefully she's not gone for good, she was one of the greats with an amazing ass.

[QUOTE=JayJay2;7454023]Reached out to Sweet Cheeks today. Got a reply back saying wrong number. It's the 517 area code one. Just wondering if anyone has seen her lately? Ik she has taken a step back from the biz in the past year or so. Hopefully she's not gone for good, she was one of the greats with an amazing ass.[/QUOTE]Funny enough I reached out to her today was well. Unfortunately she told me she no longer does massages and is focusing on her other jobs. She had an amazing body, gave great massages, and her price stayed reasonable.

My other go to was B25 for massages, but with her recent price hike I don't really think I'm going to be seeing her pretty soon.

Truly an end of an era.

[QUOTE=LuckyBoyy;7454118]Funny enough I reached out to her today was well. Unfortunately she told me she no longer does massages and is focusing on her other jobs. She had an amazing body, gave great massages, and her price stayed reasonable.

My other go to was B25 for massages, but with her recent price hike I don't really think I'm going to be seeing her pretty soon.

Truly an end of an era.[/QUOTE]This sucks. Thanks for the update! Good for her tho.

1st Jasmine and now Julia Smh at this rate Charlie in BC will be all that's left in GR.

[QUOTE=LookyBoi;7452563]Ruby was fun, made that waterfall spit a few times. She ended up in Lowell.[/QUOTE]What is the name of this parlor?