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Anyway, I was in the mood for a fresh meat again. I ran into her ad on BP. I called and got no response but my text was met with a response back. She ask a few screening questions and sent me to the cross street of where she is. Normally, I would have passed but the downtown location insured nothing shady could happen. I get a hold of her to tell her I was there and she came down to meet me. Her pics are her. But I was in a rush so I only got to make contact and make nice with her for 20 mins. Seniors PM me for details.

Is in my shower RIGHT NOW.

I just took this pic about an hour ago...

She gave me two pops...her BODY IS PERFECT, not too much NOT TOO LITTLE.

PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU GUYS TO TALK HER OUT OF GETTING A BOOB JOB. I've seriously been looking for her for like 5 years from when I first saw her.

Treat her good she is legit, seniors pm me for details and she let me make a video to show you guys.

She plans on setting up a profile on here too.

She wanted me to add her digits cause some hater is flagging her ads. As if we don't have enough bs to deal with.

847-XXX-2551.

[QUOTE=OngBak15;1950976][URL]http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/chicago/773-609-0103/11/70571/ter[/URL]

Anyway, I was in the mood for a fresh meat again. I ran into her ad on BP. I called and got no response but my text was met with a response back. She ask a few screening questions and sent me to the cross street of where she is. Normally, I would have passed but the downtown location insured nothing shady could happen. I get a hold of her to tell her I was there and she came down to meet me. Her pics are her. But I was in a rush so I only got to make contact and make nice with her for 20 mins. Seniors PM me for details.[/QUOTE]I say this with pure respect, ESPECIALLY considering your advice just got me SUPER HAPPY with the Arabian broad...

Her reviews are crap:

She looks amazing though.

I generally have good experiences with most of the providers, but this is one I DO NOT RECOMMEND. Had dream with her last month...sic nightmare. When I arrived she was not quite ready, the place reaked of Cannibus, she was obviously under the influence and it just made the whole experience terrible. She does have a nice body, BBBJCIMWS, but even with the pleaures, you have the pain. Her weave was very bad, and her place was not too clean. She is like an upgraded BSW. Don't take more than .5 because she will upsell you on everything possible. She could just of had a bad day, but its definitely not worth $1 for the hour, get in and out and leave your babies in her mouth. I would definitely NOT REPEAT. Fake pics also.

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There are a couple of Polish girls I have been eyeing for the last few months, but have yet to check out. Actually considering doing some traveling this Winter and need to know what the flavor might be like over in eastern europe. Wanted to get some intel on this massage service I keep seeing on BP. Anybody that has seen these girls let me know.

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[QUOTE=OngBak15;1950976][URL]http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/chicago/773-609-0103/11/70571/ter[/URL]

Anyway, I was in the mood for a fresh meat again. I ran into her ad on BP. I called and got no response but my text was met with a response back. She ask a few screening questions and sent me to the cross street of where she is. Normally, I would have passed but the downtown location insured nothing shady could happen. I get a hold of her to tell her I was there and she came down to meet me. Her pics are her. But I was in a rush so I only got to make contact and make nice with her for 20 mins. Seniors PM me for details.[/QUOTE]I guess it depends on what day you go. My expirience with her was not as nice. I was rushed and lots of upsale. Will not recommend.

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So this being not too far from me and near a known "SW" crawl I decided to give it a shot. Called up and a lady answered and told me where to go. First off I waited a long time and was literally freezing my nuts off with this weather. After about 15 minutes I got pissed and thought I got a flake and wasted my time.

About 10 minutes later I get a call that they are ready. And to go. Well after a few shots of tequila my judgment was impaired and decided to go back.

BIG mistake. I get there and a fairly decent looking latina opens the door. Just about the shittiest attitude you can imagine. I walk in and there is another girl on the phone like everything is perfectly normal. The other girl walks me into the bedroom again with no conversation...Tells me to get undressed and she takes off her pants. Pulls out the rubber and puts it on. No sucking motion AT ALL. Just literally places it at the tip of her mouth and sucks the head. Me being an easily aroused guy eventually get it up with no effort on her part.

After literally 30 seconds of that she lays back and guides me in. Pussy is somewhat tight so I go at it. After a few minutes I ask her to turn around (WOW it was like asking her to give me the world. She immediately says oh no I don't change positions. But with a real shitty attitude. With no choice I continue pounding in missionary. I then try and touch her breasts and she slaps my hand away and says "no touch" At this point I'm just pissed and as I am pounding away realize I need to cut my losses. Pretend I cum (Yes I know...no bullshit) and get the fuck out of there. It was brutal and made me realize, if you are getting a bargain. Really think about why.

Damage was .60 and probably the worst .60 I've ever spent. I am done with these low budget pieces of shit set ups. Save your money and aggravation...this one is a dud.

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but here is another one on the NW side that proved to be a bust.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/saturday-new-pic-new-girls-22/19692733[/URL]

This was probably worse than the other...why? I actually paid for a HJ and threw $ out the window. The girl was actually cute. Dressed skanky...It is in a creepy basement that I was barely able to stand up straight in since the ceiling is so low. I get in the room.

Not even 5 minutes later she has me flip. I get the options...A little too quick for me but I opt for the HJ...after another 5 min as she is stroking me the girl that let me in walks in and in spanish tells the girl with me she is taking too long (In spanish) which I understand 100% and the girl replies "what do you want me to do? He won't cum" (Again in spanish) It was actually comical. Again I cut my losses and left without finishing.

All in all I TOFTT or actually took 2. Sucks I had to go through this, especially when you add up the amounts and realize I could have had a top provider. But if I can at least save my fellow mongers here, that is enough.

As always be safe.

This is a late report but wanted to make sure I put this out there. About 3 weeks ago I saw an ad from a provider in the NW burbs. She was great. $ for 30 but there was absolutely no rush. Hell I even spent extra time watching the Sunday night football game. It was a great time and she had a nice body and even better attitude! Providers should learn that attitude is big.

In any case, I tried finding her ad but can't seem to locate it. I will keep looking so I can share it. I'd certainly see her again. Link to come...

[QUOTE=DrDerrick;1951476]There are a couple of Polish girls I have been eyeing for the last few months, but have yet to check out. Actually considering doing some traveling this Winter and need to know what the flavor might be like over in eastern europe. Wanted to get some intel on this massage service I keep seeing on BP. Anybody that has seen these girls let me know.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/russian-polish-ukrainian-german-chicago-mobile-massage-chicagoland/17480032[/URL][/QUOTE]This is Barbara's massage. Been around forever. All pictures fake and service quality varies, both massage skills and attitude / friendliness.

[QUOTE=Vick123;1952215]Hate to be the bearer of bad news but here is another one on the NW side that proved to be a bust.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/saturday-new-pic-new-girls-22/19692733[/URL]

This was probably worse than the other...why? I actually paid for a HJ and threw $ out the window. The girl was actually cute. Dressed skanky...It is in a creepy basement that I was barely able to stand up straight in since the ceiling is so low. I get in the room.

Not even 5 minutes later she has me flip. I get the options...A little too quick for me but I opt for the HJ...after another 5 min as she is stroking me the girl that let me in walks in and in spanish tells the girl with me she is taking too long (In spanish) which I understand 100% and the girl replies "what do you want me to do? He won't cum" (Again in spanish) It was actually comical. Again I cut my losses and left without finishing.

All in all I TOFTT or actually took 2. Sucks I had to go through this, especially when you add up the amounts and realize I could have had a top provider. But if I can at least save my fellow mongers here, that is enough.

As always be safe.[/QUOTE]I appreciate a good report, but at the same time if you do a little research and check with your brothers, we will guide you in the right direction. This girl has a great attitude, will smile, play with you, put that beautiful body all over you and give you the ending you need.

Next time go EAST on Fullerton, not West.

Jessica, pretty, sweet Mexican / Venezualan... [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/perfect-special-open-late/19618954[/URL].

WOW, what a 180 degree turnaround on content, with nothing but reviews. Thanks to all who stepped up to the plate. Luv it.

[QUOTE=Vick123;1952215]Hate to be the bearer of bad news but here is another one on the NW side that proved to be a bust.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/saturday-new-pic-new-girls-22/19692733[/URL]

This was probably worse than the other...why? I actually paid for a HJ and threw $ out the window. The girl was actually cute. Dressed skanky...It is in a creepy basement that I was barely able to stand up straight in since the ceiling is so low. I get in the room.

Not even 5 minutes later she has me flip. I get the options...A little too quick for me but I opt for the HJ...after another 5 min as she is stroking me the girl that let me in walks in and in spanish tells the girl with me she is taking too long (In spanish) which I understand 100% and the girl replies "what do you want me to do? He won't cum" (Again in spanish) It was actually comical. Again I cut my losses and left without finishing.

All in all I TOFTT or actually took 2. Sucks I had to go through this, especially when you add up the amounts and realize I could have had a top provider. But if I can at least save my fellow mongers here, that is enough.

As always be safe.[/QUOTE]Feel bad for you. Been thru this kind of situation before. Pictures and Rates looks TGBT that should have been a Red Flag itself. I learned this the hard way.

As soon as I fell asleep I started dreaming and So I saw her ad pop up again on backpage today...and I call her and hear this accent that is real and sexy. She says, "Tell me what you want baby" and for some stupid reason I say.. "I want to fuck and get sucked" while laughing, guess what she says? "I can do a little better than that. " So I make a little more small talk and book an 8 pm Appt. We negotiate hour rate $$ and I am on my way...so. She greets me with these big blue eyes that say I am going to do something so sweet to you tonight. And those 36 DD were looking sweet too. After I take my shower she is waiting for me in some sexy lingerie that looks so damn good on her. I am imagining what it will look like when it comes off. She is very funny lady, and drunk like a Russian. She starts telling me that she should just sit on me and get it over with, but then she would not earn her donation. We keep laughing through the whole session because every stupid joke I tell she finds amusing. After she does my back, I offer to serve her some of my special treatment and she gets on the table. After a while we get caught up in the moment and just do some DFK and have some very intimate moments. She has some of the prettiest eyes to go with her sexy smile. After I slid down for some DATY she really began to moan and relax. I could honestly feel her release arrive...she pulled me in and held me tight and stopped laughing for a few seconds. Next it was my turn, she was more than eager to take me in her mouth. CBJ was all she offered, but it was great, she was well motivated and I knew why. As I lay there and stroked her pretty blonde hair I knew that she would be mounting me soon because I told her I needed some stress release in multiple positions. She did some DT and thought she could release my kids, but it wasn't happening, I had to fight the urge to end it. So she slowly moved on top of me, soaking wet and ready to ride. CG on the loose, she is very talkative which at this point I was cool with, she had a hard time talking with something in her mouth, so I was eager to hear her voice again. She started telling me how I could be her boyfriend, but I hated telling her that she was just a social experiment in Diplomatic relations. I am already committed to 3 Mexican girls and I don't have time for a drunk Russian. Maybe one of my disfunctional brothers will help her out, you will have a blast while it lasts.