Massage Parlor Reports

Tried to get in at Packet's today. I always enjoy my time there. They were pretty busy so I went over to mclaws for the first time. Two MTs there, no customers. Massage was garbage, she walked out twice to take the phone after arguing with the other lady there. At one point the other lady came in to fill in with more garbage massage while the other took the phone. Back with the first lady, who set an alarm by the way, finished out a massage that was more unpleasant than relaxing. Got a very fast two handed jackhammer to finish. Seriously wasn't even all the way 'present' when she kicked it in to high gear. I am not really picky about these places that much but I will never go back to Mclaws.

[QUOTE=StatiK;6817210]Tried to get in at Packet's today. I always enjoy my time there. They were pretty busy so I went over to mclaws for the first time. Two MTs there, no customers. Massage was garbage, she walked out twice to take the phone after arguing with the other lady there. At one point the other lady came in to fill in with more garbage massage while the other took the phone. Back with the first lady, who set an alarm by the way, finished out a massage that was more unpleasant than relaxing. Got a very fast two handed jackhammer to finish. Seriously wasn't even all the way 'present' when she kicked it in to high gear. I am not really picky about these places that much but I will never go back to Mclaws.[/QUOTE]I did that today at a joint in rva. Maybe 20 minutes into it. Nothing close to a tease from older hag. Seriously, I had enough, got up, got dressed and left.

Think about going to Jasmine in Poquoson. Haven't been in a couple years. Had some good times there, not full service. One girl there was good with prostate massage. She would bend one leg back to your chest to reach your back door. This was the first place I tried 4 hands. Wow! Do they still have table shower? Add does not reflect this.

Iris x 2.

Cindy. Not great massage, FS on table, not worth it in my mind but finished with BBBJ. Not the worst, not the best.

Alice. Not great massage, not much personality. Cuter. Only HJ available.

Eden- new girl (at least to me), Candy. Good massage, has busted teeth, but still decent looking. Gets into FS, and very sweet personality. Worth the visit.

[QUOTE=SteveMcQueen1;6827866]Think about going to Jasmine in Poquoson. Haven't been in a couple years. Had some good times there, not full service. One girl there was good with prostate massage. She would bend one leg back to your chest to reach your back door. This was the first place I tried 4 hands. Wow! Do they still have table shower? Add does not reflect this.[/QUOTE]As far as I know, table shower is still there and you get a free one with hour massage.

And it sounds like you were talking about Anna, she was the best! Sad when she left.

[QUOTE=Moseic98;6828138]Iris x 2.

Cindy. Not great massage, FS on table, not worth it in my mind but finished with BBBJ. Not the worst, not the best.

Alice. Not great massage, not much personality. Cuter. Only HJ available.

Eden- new girl (at least to me), Candy. Good massage, has busted teeth, but still decent looking. Gets into FS, and very sweet personality. Worth the visit.[/QUOTE]What was the damage for each?

[QUOTE=JayNTurn;6828465]What was the damage for each?[/QUOTE]I will say it's all negotiable. Good luck.

[QUOTE=Moseic98;6828140]As far as I know, table shower is still there and you get a free one with hour massage.

And it sounds like you were talking about Anna, she was the best! Sad when she left.[/QUOTE]Anna was a gem!! Sweet lady that also would do BBBJ with that same back door play. I always requested her, she wore glasses, which you don't see very often.

Went into the 757 Massage spa on Rt17 in York County today around noon. Was greeted my short woman in her 50'w wearing a mask. Pleasant enough and cute, from what I could tell, I hate masks. She took my $6 for the hour and led me to one of their rooms, looked to be 3-4 rooms. Walls don't go all the way to the ceiling and had poles mounted up high to use when walking on someone's back. She did not offer that to me and I was fine with that. I was hoping another masseuse would enter the room after I was undressed but it was the same woman. I asked and she said her name was "them". The massage was actually very good and relaxing, I went with medium. Minimal teasing on the massage and she positioned herself around the table that made it hard for me to do much roaming, other than grazing her legs from time to time. She did a normal full massage then a fingertip one after the hot towel rub down, which felt so good. She motioned for a HJ after I flipped and based on the experience so far I didn't push for anything beyond that. She did allow UTV roaming up top but not down below. She had a shirt and some type of support garment on as well that connected to her bra, kinda weird. Breasts were smallish but with nice nips that I was able to fiddle with but not taste. She got the job done with a standard HJ and some like PM, I paid another $6 and left. If I go back I'll request another masseuse based on today's activities and the dreaded face mask. Only one other monger came in while I was there, so not super busy on a Sunday afternoon. Good luck with this one guys and report back if you get anything beyond L1 and the name of other masseuses that may be hotter.

[QUOTE=SteveMcQueen1;6827866]Think about going to Jasmine in Poquoson. Haven't been in a couple years. Had some good times there, not full service. One girl there was good with prostate massage. She would bend one leg back to your chest to reach your back door. This was the first place I tried 4 hands. Wow! Do they still have table shower? Add does not reflect this.[/QUOTE]Does she put it on when goes PM?

[QUOTE=PuppyHood;6835258]Does she put it on when goes PM?[/QUOTE]No glove for her, but that's irrelevant since she's been gone for years now.

Saw there were new girls. Got a Sasha or Sasha I think.

Early bird discount for $56/ hr.

Good massage, a little teasing. Only standard offered. Very pretty. Probably late 30's.

Not sure I would repeat since only standard was offered but still a good time.

Girl at Poquoson never used a glove. I was not expecting it any way. If I had I would have asked. When you visit these places YMMV. I seen things I wouldn't have believed over the years.

[QUOTE=SteveMcQueen1;6842287]Girl at Poquoson never used a glove. I was not expecting it any way. If I had I would have asked. When you visit these places YMMV. I seen things I wouldn't have believed over the years.[/QUOTE]This would be a great thread! Craziest stuff I've seen at AMPs. I've been doing this a minute, but luckily, nothing too awfully bad has happened to me. I would not rate this bad, but definitely unexpected; I had an attractive, well built Chinese lady riding my face while giving a HJ, and when she came, she almost drowned me. That was actually the only squirter I've ever experienced.

Bairn.

[QUOTE=BairenNanhai;6843236]This would be a great thread! Craziest stuff I've seen at AMPs. I've been doing this a minute, but luckily, nothing too awfully bad has happened to me. I would not rate this bad, but definitely unexpected; I had an attractive, well built Chinese lady riding my face while giving a HJ, and when she came, she almost drowned me. That was actually the only squirter I've ever experienced.

Bairn.[/QUOTE]Bairin, That would be a great thread. Get it going!

Not sure I have much to contribute but I would love to read it. Would especially like to know if the that squirter is still around?

On my way back from another job, I ran into traffic on Route 64.

So I came off 64 onto Warwick Blvd. Came up with a thought that I going to try Sunlight for a massage (been long time for a massage) went in and they were busy hour wait, wanted me to pay but I know better don't pay till you go to a room and know your massage lady. I went to Xstress and they were busy also. Last place I was going to try was Jasmine 1 went in said be 5 minutes so I stayed and it was about 5 minutes. Didn't get the girls name but massage was alright about a 6 little OTC roaming no teasing. Standard finish, I didn't try for anything else. Don't think I will return. Try for some where better.

Popcorn.

[QUOTE=BairenNanhai;6843236]This would be a great thread! Craziest stuff I've seen at AMPs. I've been doing this a minute, but luckily, nothing too awfully bad has happened to me. I would not rate this bad, but definitely unexpected; I had an attractive, well built Chinese lady riding my face while giving a HJ, and when she came, she almost drowned me. That was actually the only squirter I've ever experienced.

Bairn.[/QUOTE]One the best and long lasting experience I have had was Wendy when she was on 19th Street. Before she became popular, this was years ago. I could go there and stay sometimes 2 hours of more. She wouldn't except any extra money. Started out she wouldn't do L3. One day she was dressed for body slide. We were both oiled up. You might say I was at the door and she would let nothing but my head in. After that adventure included FS. This went on for a year. She didn't have that many visitors back then.

Stopped on Friday morning for an hr. Had hoped for a new rotation but unfortunately the same one I have had several times before. I do like variety after a couple visits. She's OK decent personality and gives a nice massage and finish but nothing extraordinary. Tipped. 4 and off I went. Still not crazy about parking so I always go early before it gets busy.

[QUOTE=Robinhood757;6843363]Bairin, That would be a great thread. Get it going!

Not sure I have much to contribute but I would love to read it. Would especially like to know if the that squirter is still around?[/QUOTE]I've been a regular at this AMP in RVA seeing the same MT for about a couple of years. After we finished and all cleaned up, she started finish the hour out with head and neck massage then moved to start a foot massage. Why'all know the drill. Anyway, as she started my foot massage, she looking at my toe talons says my "toe nails are gross, you need to go to a nail shop", before I could say anything she get up and gets hot wet towels and wraps my feet up then proceeds to give me brief neck massage for a few minutes. Then she leaves come's back with finger / toenail clippers and an emery board thingy and proceeds to clip and file my talons; then when all done with my toes she starts to clip and file my finger nails. So every time I'm there for a massage, she checks my toe nails and finger nails.

My go to has been Jasmin 1 but want to visit Eden again after a long hiatus and xstress. Can any comment on the quality of girls at either nowadays?

Eden- Amy is still there, don't get her. I saw a candy there who gave a good massage, looks were okay at best, but really got into it. She was negotiable in price, but when I went back, got yelled at by Amy for not giving enough last time. Be prepared.

Xstress. I have seen Cindy and Wendy there. Both give probably the best massages that I have had from AMP. Usually do well with teasing too. Only HJ for me each time, but Wendy is very cute and skinny and younger. Cindy is good looking as well.

[QUOTE=Scorpio22;6867307]My go to has been Jasmin 1 but want to visit Eden again after a long hiatus and xstress. Can any comment on the quality of girls at either nowadays?[/QUOTE]My go to has been Jasmin1 as well, and I've thoroughly enjoyed Judy's massages.

Has anyone visited the Asian that's hosting in a hotel here in Newport news? The good, the bad, or the ugly?

[QUOTE=Moseic98;6871715]Has anyone visited the Asian that's hosting in a hotel here in Newport news? The good, the bad, or the ugly?[/QUOTE]Link? I'll TOFTT if no one else does.

[QUOTE=Punisher94;6873545]Link? I'll TOFTT if no one else does.[/QUOTE][URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/newport-news/female-escorts/asian/sweet-asian-girl-9178213992-/034942337042[/URL]

Strangest thing ever happened to me was after a very good full service massage she cleaned me up with a hot towel and shoved the warm towel up my ass and cleaned all the oil out. Very unique sensation.

Then the last thing she did before I got dressed she leaned in to what I thought was going to be a good bye kiss and she bit my nose. Not hard enough to make it bleed but enough to make me tear up. Not like I have a large schnozz or anything it is probably below average. I think she did it to stand out and I have never forgotten her. I went back two weeks later and she was gone.

I also had a lady that cut my nails which was a nice additional service to a great full service massage, but she ended up leaving after 3 or 4 visits.

[QUOTE=DarkStar58;6846385]I've been a regular at this AMP in RVA seeing the same MT for about a couple of years. After we finished and all cleaned up, she started finish the hour out with head and neck massage then moved to start a foot massage. Why'all know the drill. Anyway, as she started my foot massage, she looking at my toe talons says my "toe nails are gross, you need to go to a nail shop", before I could say anything she get up and gets hot wet towels and wraps my feet up then proceeds to give me brief neck massage for a few minutes. Then she leaves come's back with finger / toenail clippers and an emery board thingy and proceeds to clip and file my talons; then when all done with my toes she starts to clip and file my finger nails. So every time I'm there for a massage, she checks my toe nails and finger nails.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BairenNanhai;6843236]This would be a great thread! Craziest stuff I've seen at AMPs. I've been doing this a minute, but luckily, nothing too awfully bad has happened to me. I would not rate this bad, but definitely unexpected; I had an attractive, well built Chinese lady riding my face while giving a HJ, and when she came, she almost drowned me. That was actually the only squirter I've ever experienced.

Bairn.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Robinhood757;6843363]Bairin, That would be a great thread. Get it going!

Not sure I have much to contribute but I would love to read it. Would especially like to know if the that squirter is still around?[/QUOTE]Have not seen my squirter in too long. Things got complicated, and I'm not allowed to talk about it. Anywho, I also had some interesting times with Wendy from the Beach. We got to be pretty good friends. If she wasn't busy, we would have long talks, or take naps together. She is really a nice lady, and good at what she does. Have not seen her in a long time, except last month she was at Pick and Pull with some white-haired dude. She did not make eye contact. Always interesting when you see them in the wild, haha! I never knew what I was going to get with her. Massages were never great, but first time she started playing with my ass and asked if that's what I was there for. Sometimes she would get busy, rush me through an HJ, and send me out. Sometimes she didn't charge me, or said pay what you want. Eventually I quit getting massages and would stop in just for a quickie. It went to FS. Occasionally she would just start in on a BBBJ out of nowhere, but depending on her mood, sometimes would try to fever me with Saran Wrap, or drop her pants and start grinding on me. Slides were good too, and I'm sure I could have gotten BBFS, but didn't want the risk. One time I went down on her, and a few minutes in, she stopped me and rubbed one out while I watched. Fun times. We showered together on that weird TS she had too. Those were the largest nips I have seen in person. She is still around at another VB spa. Maybe I should stop I. For old time's sake.

Bairen.

What are some of your guys pet peeves about AMPs? I will start with some of mine. And I'm aware these girls work long hours and are human, so not trying to be that guy! Not every girl wants to stick a finger in every guy's ass.

1. Not enough oil. I want to be slippery like a baby seal. It just seems to lead to more fun.

2. Too much time spent on upper back. I like legs and glutes more so would like time spent there!

3. Too much elbows. A little here and there is fine, but a lot of girls rely on that thing.

4. Hitting the same 1 or 2 spots over and over. It gets painful.

5. Massaging the spine / bones. It doesn't feel good haha.

6. I like when the teasing happens during the massage, not the last 2 minutes before flip.

7. Prefer too hot over slightly too cold.

8. Too long of a over the towel massage. Let's get straight to the oil.

9. Not paying attention to surgical scars, they are there for a reason. Take it easy!

10. Rubbing oily hands through my hair. I either have to go home or back to work, don't want oily hair.

11. A number of places say they don't do 45 min. 30 min is too short, 60 min may be too long, why not something in between!

Look forward to seeing what you guys have.

I agree on the oil, except for the ending. I prefer more friction.

My ass looks weird, because I lost a lot of skin a while back from a car accident. And I hate when they're too afraid to touch it.

[QUOTE=Moseic98;6874300]What are some of your guys pet peeves about AMPs? I will start with some of mine. And I'm aware these girls work long hours and are human, so not trying to be that guy! Not every girl wants to stick a finger in every guy's ass.

1. Not enough oil. I want to be slippery like a baby seal. It just seems to lead to more fun.

2. Too much time spent on upper back. I like legs and glutes more so would like time spent there!

3. Too much elbows. A little here and there is fine, but a lot of girls rely on that thing.

4. Hitting the same 1 or 2 spots over and over. It gets painful.

5. Massaging the spine / bones. It doesn't feel good haha.

6. I like when the teasing happens during the massage, not the last 2 minutes before flip.

7. Prefer too hot over slightly too cold.

8. Too long of a over the towel massage. Let's get straight to the oil.

9. Not paying attention to surgical scars, they are there for a reason. Take it easy!

10. Rubbing oily hands through my hair. I either have to go home or back to work, don't want oily hair.

11. A number of places say they don't do 45 min. 30 min is too short, 60 min may be too long, why not something in between!

Look forward to seeing what you guys have.[/QUOTE]

"Not every girl wants to stick a finger in every guy's ass. ".

That belongs on a t-shirt. I'll cut you in.

Anyway, I am not bothered too much by the variations; that is half the fun. I do wish they would spend more time on a front massage, though. Thighs, chest, nipps, that type of thing.

The one thing that has been bugging me for a while is that certain places dim the room lights so much that I can't find the chair, the slippers, my clothes, see what the girl looks like, or get my bearings. I know I am getting older and the eyes are not what they used to be, but jeez. Once place is so dark, with just red light, that when I walk out it is like I have been in an over-chlorinated pool for an hour. I don't need full florescent ceiling lights, but at least enough light to see what the hell is going on.

MonMon.

[QUOTE=Mongermonger;6875070]"Not every girl wants to stick a finger in every guy's ass. ".

That belongs on a t-shirt. I'll cut you in.

Anyway, I am not bothered too much by the variations; that is half the fun. I do wish they would spend more time on a front massage, though. Thighs, chest, nipps, that type of thing.

The one thing that has been bugging me for a while is that certain places dim the room lights so much that I can't find the chair, the slippers, my clothes, see what the girl looks like, or get my bearings. I know I am getting older and the eyes are not what they used to be, but jeez. Once place is so dark, with just red light, that when I walk out it is like I have been in an over-chlorinated pool for an hour. I don't need full florescent ceiling lights, but at least enough light to see what the hell is going on.

MonMon.[/QUOTE]I prefer it darker, let's be honest, my hairy ass doesn't need to be seen with fluorescent lightning haha. I do agree that it needs to be enough light to see the girl, and be able to see into your wallet. I have a fear I'm going to grab a $100 instead of a $10 when tipping because I can't see.

1. I don't want any oil except for the shake.

2. When I say soft touch, they always go all over, not just one spot.

3. See #2.

4. See #2.

5. See #2.

6. If tease isn't happening like I want, I either flip or move their hand.

7. whatever.

8. I never have towel on me.

9. can't relate.

10. See #1.

11. I go with 60, you can always leave sooner.

So there you have it.

[QUOTE=MetalHead63;6879219]1. I don't want any oil except for the shake.

2. When I say soft touch, they always go all over, not just one spot.

3. See #2.

4. See #2.

5. See #2.

6. If tease isn't happening like I want, I either flip or move their hand.

7. whatever.

8. I never have towel on me.

9. can't relate.

10. See #1.

11. I go with 60, you can always leave sooner.

So there you have it.[/QUOTE]Can you explain 11? I think I know what you mean, but for the purpose of conversation I want to be sure before I respond to that.

[QUOTE=JayNTurn;6879366]Can you explain 11? I think I know what you mean, but for the purpose of conversation I want to be sure before I respond to that.[/QUOTE]
I always go with 60 minutes. 30 is rushing, 45 means I have to bring something other than 20's. I have done 90, sometimes planned, sometimes unexpected based on a hot provider. In recent months, I have paid for 60 but left sooner as experience just sucked. No tip.

[QUOTE=MetalHead63;6879828]I always go with 60 minutes. 30 is rushing, 45 means I have to bring something other than 20's. I have done 90, sometimes planned, sometimes unexpected based on a hot provider. In recent months, I have paid for 60 but left sooner as experience just sucked. No tip.[/QUOTE]I don't disagree with you. I do prefer the 60 minute option for this reason--if its someone I never had before, of course I'm curious and excited to see where it leads. OR If I had someone before, and I like them, I want to maximize the time, so 60 is a better option.

I always advise stopping at a 7-11/ store to break some 20's in the event the flip doesn't pan out like you want it. I have no shame in either not tipping, or tipping smaller than the standard. 4.

The leaving early part--couldn't agree more. That would be the tip I give them. They get another client sooner than expected. Works out for them in their favor.

I think my pet peeve is popping my fingers. I have arthritis and some of my fingers are a bit bent. I would rather they stay in their current condition. When the MT tries to pull them straight again, it doesn't work but it is fairly painful and I am wondering why I paid for torture.

[QUOTE=OldSailor;6880229]I think my pet peeve is popping my fingers. I have arthritis and some of my fingers are a bit bent. I would rather they stay in their current condition. When the MT tries to pull them straight again, it doesn't work but it is fairly painful and I am wondering why I paid for torture.[/QUOTE]Seems like so many don't want to say your needs, whether to do something or don't. Read this on other location forums as well. I often move hands where I want them to go.

Across from why-town Walmart, little car dealership beside a Wawa. I saw a massage banner and never noticed before. Is it new? I was going to try them out, figured I would ask first. I don't see a name or anything.

[QUOTE=Moseic98;6874300]What are some of your guys pet peeves about AMPs? I will start with some of mine. And I'm aware these girls work long hours and are human, so not trying to be that guy! Not every girl wants to stick a finger in every guy's ass.

1. Not enough oil. I want to be slippery like a baby seal. It just seems to lead to more fun.
-I’ll take something in between.
2. Too much time spent on upper back. I like legs and glutes more so would like time spent there!
-Back needs the most attention for me, but I want it all, so typically go at least 60, but when I need it, 90.
3. Too much elbows. A little here and there is fine, but a lot of girls rely on that thing.
-True, but I know a lot of the girls have aches and pains too, and this is how some compensate.
4. Hitting the same 1 or 2 spots over and over. It gets painful.
-True, but sometimes I need her to bring the pain, and I walk out feeling better.
5. Massaging the spine / bones. It doesn't feel good haha.
-Agreed! This is just a lack of training!
6. I like when the teasing happens during the massage, not the last 2 minutes before flip.
-Yes! As long as the work gets done too!
7. Prefer too hot over slightly too cold.
-How can you relax and enjoy a massage when it’s so cold? Love me some table warmers!
8. Too long of an over the towel massage. Let's get straight to the oil.
-I enjoy the towel start, but especially when you get a girl that just throws it away after 60 seconds!
9. Not paying attention to surgical scars, they are there for a reason. Take it easy!
-Again, lack of training..[/QUOTE]Many times on the first visit, I just let it go and see what happens. If it's good enough for a return, I will try more to steer them the way I want. Don't be afraid to let them know what you like or dislike. If you don't ask, you don't get.

Bairen.