Anyone had the chance to take a cruise through? Figured with the power being out might be less chance uncle is out looking to hassle us,
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Anyone had the chance to take a cruise through? Figured with the power being out might be less chance uncle is out looking to hassle us,
[QUOTE=Mike6;1307284]Anyone had the chance to take a cruise through? Figured with the power being out might be less chance uncle is out looking to hassle us,[/QUOTE]I was out during the worst of it, and no one was out. Haven't looked since the weather cleared up.
Have a possible gem on my hands but not sure if ready. 21 yrs old, skinny, few tasteful tatoos, def GFE, very pretty, has done modeling before, small tongue piercing, her price is up there, about 250 / hr but the quality of service I can personally say is twice as good as the best one I EVER had off CL, BP, cv, SW etc. Kinda shy to new people though, I am not far away agewise so it was easier but once she opened up it was good
[QUOTE=Mike6;1309050]Have a possible gem on my hands but not sure if ready. 21 yrs old, skinny, few tasteful tatoos, def GFE, very pretty, has done modeling before, small tongue piercing, her price is up there, about 250 / hr but the quality of service I can personally say is twice as good as the best one I EVER had off CL, BP, cv, SW etc. Kinda shy to new people though, I am not far away agewise so it was easier but once she opened up it was good[/QUOTE]If you get her OK please share contact info with senior members
I've been thinking of checking out someone posting Chinese Bodywork in Greenfield in CL under therapeutic section. I'm wary be / see she doesn't also post in BP like everyone else, but then again is there any legit "Chinese Bodywork"?
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Anyone know any hotel around our area, even as far as noho would work, offering rooms for about 2 hours. Preferably nicer rooms, but notel will work if only option. I know a few in ct jacuzzi rooms for $40, shithole room for $20. Any recomendations would help, pm me or post on here.
[QUOTE=Mike6;1323096]Anyone know any hotel around our area, even as far as noho would work, offering rooms for about 2 hours. Preferably nicer rooms, but notel will work if only option. I know a few in ct jacuzzi rooms for $40, shithole room for $20. Any recomendations would help, pm me or post on here.[/QUOTE]Hey Mike,
Elsies in west spfld. The dudes at the desk are open to negotiating short stays. A little ways back (well ok, a couple years ago) I went in the midmorn and got adeal on a room the maid hadn't gotten to yet. Place is old and beat but good enough. Parking is right in front tho- I parked in the pizza hut nearby.
Red Carpet Inn might also.
Saw a girl today, advertises on CL in NSA section, agreed to let me go twice for $.6. I saw from pics she was a little chunky but for $.6 incall didn't seem too bad, hobbyist on a budget today I guess. Wishing I didn't do it. Didn't even want to go again, called when I was 5 min away, she gave me room, then I called when I was in parking lot, and she said to wait a few minutes, saw two guys walk out of the room, one of them happened to park right next to me. Didn't think it was another customer, got the guys LP incase anyone tries to pull anything. Anyways, only CBJ was available, unshaved, and fat, not chubby. Didn't even want to go again, made myself cum as fast as I could and got out of there. I wouldn't repeat if it was free. Big blonde girl w / chicopee incall, also had baby stuff all spread around the room too, and a small dog, overall best thing I could say is if she called me to repeat for free I would decline.
[QUOTE=Mike6;1333107]Saw a girl today, advertises on CL in NSA section, agreed to let me go twice for $.6. I saw from pics she was a little chunky but for $.6 incall didn't seem too bad, hobbyist on a budget today I guess. Wishing I didn't do it. Didn't even want to go again, called when I was 5 min away, she gave me room, then I called when I was in parking lot, and she said to wait a few minutes, saw two guys walk out of the room, one of them happened to park right next to me. Didn't think it was another customer, got the guys LP incase anyone tries to pull anything. Anyways, only CBJ was available, unshaved, and fat, not chubby. Didn't even want to go again, made myself cum as fast as I could and got out of there. I wouldn't repeat if it was free. Big blonde girl w / chicopee incall, also had baby stuff all spread around the room too, and a small dog, overall best thing I could say is if she called me to repeat for free I would decline.[/QUOTE]Hey Mike,
Wondering if it was the girl going by Sadie on her email address? She's been posting a lot, and sometimes with a skinnier friend. She often posts her 413 phone number in her ad and says email is not an option if it is the same person I am thinking of. Thanks for the report. I'm curious to know if the friend is still around / available, and what her quality level may be.
Thanks and best,
Mo
She is getting an incall again today in springfield area if anyone is interested call / text her
[QUOTE=Mike6;1336309]She is getting an incall again today in springfield area if anyone is interested call / text her[/QUOTE]And the number is?
[QUOTE=GiggiD; 1311585]I've been thinking of checking out someone posting Chinese Bodywork in Greenfield in CL under therapeutic section. I'm wary be / see she doesn't also post in BP like everyone else, but then again is there any legit "Chinese Bodywork"?
CHINESE BODYWORK xxx xxx 8105. 3.5. 75[/QUOTE]I tried this last month. I called and made reservation for afternoon time, there was a snafu, and she could only give me a half hour, really closer to 25 minutes because of time I arrived.
I jumped on table buck naked, she was fully clothed, actually a couple layers of clothing, so I figured this was legit. Gave a powerful massage, never came close to anything exciting, and due to scheduling snafu, and she had someone waiting for their massage, I never got to turn and lay on my back.
I believe no shower available. And bathroom was in hallway of professional building.
Thanks for the info, HB. I was really hoping that place would work out since everything else is at least an hour away from me.
[QUOTE=Huggy Bear #2; 1336381]I tried this last month. I called and made reservation for afternoon time, there was a snafu, and she could only give me a half hour, really closer to 25 minutes because of time I arrived.
I jumped on table buck naked, she was fully clothed, actually a couple layers of clothing, so I figured this was legit. Gave a powerful massage, never came close to anything exciting, and due to scheduling snafu, and she had someone waiting for their massage, I never got to turn and lay on my back.
I believe no shower available. And bathroom was in hallway of professional building.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Buck Cock;1364454][url]http://springfield.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/amazing-royal-treat-_-morning-specials-24/19213218[/url][/QUOTE]I just did. She was OK. Not her in the pic. Kind of fat. Rush in and out. If you go, get the half. All covered. Oral was good. Wouldn't repeat. Rate was cheap and no upsell. Can't touch anything accept breasts.
Has anyone seen this one: springfield. Backpage. Com / FemaleEscorts / total-sweet-andlt3-heart-andlt3-24/18863089.
Some of the pictures are not her according to Tineye.
[QUOTE=Mo Beejays; 1336086]Hey Mike,
Wondering if it was the girl going by Sadie on her email address? She's been posting a lot, and sometimes with a skinnier friend. She often posts her 413 phone number in her ad and says email is not an option if it is the same person I am thinking of. Thanks for the report. I'm curious to know if the friend is still around / available, and what her quality level may be.
Thanks and best,
Mo[/QUOTE]I haven't gotten together with either of them, but I contacted Sadie a while back to ask some questions. Ever since then, I get txt messages every few days from her "advertising" her services. I use google voice, so those messages don't actually go to my phone, but just be warned if you are concerned about wife / gf finding out about your hobby.
[QUOTE=Westsideguy89;1365443]I just did. She was OK. Not her in the pic. Kind of fat. Rush in and out. If you go, get the half. All covered. Oral was good. Wouldn't repeat. Rate was cheap and no upsell. Can't touch anything accept breasts.[/QUOTE]That would be a bait and switch. I'll pass.
Okay, since it has been a while since I did anything really stupid, I figured I might as well do a few REALLY DUMB things (all at once).
Let's assume that I run into a really good looking (ex)-SW who tells me she has reformed her ways. She is looking AMAZING and she is carrying a conversation, handling herself quite well and going on and on on how she has straightened her life out (with the exception of making up to her family). I spend a little time wandering around Springfield with her and I am getting sucked into her stories and her now impressive hotness. We have a drink a local blues cafe. First bad idea. We have a couple of drinks and she is getting hotter. I go to the bathroom and I come out and she is being hit on by one of my co-workers (from a while ago- let's call him "Doug"). I am uncomfortable with the scene now and tell her I have to go. She exchanges numbers with Doug and leaves with me. I am about to drop her off in a downtown location when she asks me if I would drop her off in Holyoke at "her cousin's place." She starts kissing my neck and fondling my cock through my pants and I (stupidly) agree to take her for a ride. I have, in my mind, already decided that I am not going to fool around with her- the Doug thing is too much of a potential for disaster. So I take her to Holyoke. The building she wants to go to is known to me. It's a mistake- there are the gang boys out front and she asks me for some "spending money," and I tell her "no." I speak very frankly with her. No cash for junk. She pouts disappointingly and gets out. I pull away as she crosses the street to go into the drug den. That should have been it. I should have left and never returned. Then my phone rings. Not that phone either. My real phone. Guess who it is? It's the cleaned-up beauty queen calling on my phone with the number Doug gave her while I was in the bathroom taking a piss! (I find this out by asking her how the hell she got this number!). She tells me she needs me to pick her up right now,"please."
Why I went back I don't know. I should have said "no hablo ingles" or played it stupid as soon as I realized who it was. But I didn't. I turn back (dumb dumb dumb) and pick her up as she is being slowly swarmed by a small army of black and latino gang members. Off we go (and I am sure my car is nicely videotaped by Holyoke's PD at that spot). I pull over in Chicopee and tell her to get out and take all her drugs with her. She denies scoring, opens her purse and pockets and tells me I can "strip search her." She says she has no drugs and I did not give her cash. She gets all love-struck with me and tries to kiss and fondle me, but I am not going for it. I am pissed. So, I tell her I am dropping her off for certain. I give her the option of tower square or right where we are in Chicopee. She tells me she needs to make a call, calls "a girlfriend" and begs me to take her to a suburban area condo development where "her good friend lives." I agree only because it is a definitely safe are and a pretty middle class development.
When we get there, she asks if I want to come in. She tells me her friend is very cute and she would love for me to see the place. She tells me she can stay there and be clean and well-fed and be safe. She is looking great. Maybe she really is clean. Okay, I go in. I am impressed with the development. She buzzes the apartment number and we are buzzed in. When I get to the door, there are 2 other pretty hot girls in the apartment. One of whom I vaguely recognize from the streets. She has put on a few pounds, but looks hot in a belly shirt. She clearly recognizes me as well and comes over, slides up against me, runs her hand over my cock and asks if I am "going to have fun with her and her friends." The apartment is a complete mess- mattresses on the floors, boxes scattered everywhere. I am seriously thinking about it. I have my choice between a blonde a brunette and a redhead and they are all looking pretty good. There is no discussion of price at all when the brunette lifts up her shirt and the blonde comes over and starts sucking on her tits. Okay, I am sold. Time to be stupid. The brunette strips off my jacket as she drops her top. The red head comes over and puts her face up against my fly. Then there is a huge commotion from outside."bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" "Yo!" "Open the fucking door!"
I pull up my pants as one of the girls buzzes the new crew in. As the condo door is open, it is clear that the entire units' residents (as well as the adjoining units) are keenly aware that 3 huge black dudes and another non-nondescript ethnicity man are entering their residence. I decide to make my leave. On with the jacket as the cutest girl of them all (the one who I brought there) begs me to stay."Yeah, man. You don't got to go cause of us."
Off I go anyway. As I get to the front door, I notice that the electronic door lock has been stuffed full of some kind of goo- so that it can be entered in the near future without the need to buzz in (bad omen, G-). I get to my car when I realize that my phone is no longer with me. I check everywhere on me (at least twice). I think long and hard whether I had it with me in that place. I don't want to go back there- the phone is probably in my car. I probably put it away when I knew she had my number. But I cannot find it! I look everywhere I can think of in the car. Then I decide to head back to the unit. There is clearly an increased interest with the goings on in the condo because I can hear rap music blaring and I can see other residents looking frightfully from their windows and decks. Great- I probably have a matter of minutes before PD arrives.
I go into the place. The unit door is unlocked. One of the girls is shooting up in the corner. Another is on her knees deep-throating what is likely the largest cock I have ever seen "in the flesh." My cutie comes running over to me, spaced out and high as a kite. The tallest, scariest looking mother-fucker comes up to me all smiles and asks me "what's up?" I tell him that I lost my phone. He becomes all helpful and neighborly as he asks what kind of phone it is and starts moving shit around looking for it. He pushes the now zombied cutie in the corner aside and checks all around her. He checks the cushions on the couch and looks all around. Deep throat man blows his load in the girls mouth as he is looking in front and in back of the happy couple.
No luck with finding the phone. Tick tick tick, I am thinking. Minutes before PD arrives (I am sure). Gangsta rap playing way too fucking loud. Doped up girls and dealers and thugs all around and me with my phone nowhere to be found. Mr. Helper shuts off the ghetto-blaster and takes out his phone."Let's call your number," he says. Mother fucker! It is both the best (and worst) idea I can think of. He hands me his phone to dial my number. I do it. And my ringtone can be heard in an opposite corner near where my coat had been removed by the brunette in the belly shirt. I try to erase my number from the big dude's phone (but I am not sure it worked).
I grab my phone, say thanks to the big man, and make an exit. There are plenty of spectators in the hallway and outside the unit. I am sure that there are plenty of people who had the opportunity to write down my plates and see the make and model of my car (again!). Off I go, my heart pounding and with the thoughts that I could have been shot, arrested, robbed, killed or had the most awesome three-way lay of my life.
And, when you think about it, I compounded one stupidity after another. Learn from Garthy, friends. And then you won't have to change your phone number or have a hard time sleeping the next few nights.
At least you got to hear a good story.
Toftt. Pictures are from far away so hard to tell if it was her. Sounded nice on phone. Incall in a house in ok Springfield neighborhood. Went Friday afternoon. 2 call system to give address. Got there, she opened door in nightie. I knew she would be older, looks not the worst, nice see cups. However, she was weaving around drunk, babbling. I stayed for some reason. She rambled on for 40min before going upstairs, talking about her woes. House was freezing, no real heat except a couple portable electric heaters. Place in a shambles. Finally got upstairs but now my interest was waning. We got to business but just not doing it for me. First she washed me with a sanitary wipe, then tried HJ. It would have eventually worked but she got bored and went to CBJ. No chance. Then she started in with "you must be on steroids" about 5 or 6 times. Then it she decided I was gay. Seeing there was no way, I got up, said I was done and got dressed. She came after me with a wipe, saying at least clean off the goop. I'm trying to get out, she is cleaning my dick off and saying there is nothing wrong with being gay. I give her $20. 00 for some reason and leave. I'm really not sure why I stuck around when she was weaving around almost falling when I got there. In the end though worth the 20 just for the story.
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Garthy,
I'm glad it worked out in the end.
I quit drinking and doing drugs around 6 yrs ago because I did that kind of stuff on a monthly basis. The best of intentions at the time, helping someone who needed helping, then boom thugs and bums and crazies pop up like mushrooms.
You tried your best to minimize the potential downside-mission accomplished. Just imagine having 5 or 6 more beers and dealing with that horseshit!
Thanks for sharing.
Snailtrail
Garth, you are an inspiration. You just can't make up some of the shit we experience in this hobby.
Glad nothing more came of it that a new phone number Garthy. Definitely lay low for a bit if you think people took down your plate number. Maybe you want to cruise some new spots for a bit.
I read your story with my mouth hanging open, breath on hold, and practically covering my eyes.
Hopefully nothing more will come of the experience. Best wishes to you.
I'll start with a complaint. I made a statement in the MP forum that the place in Hadley is staffed by fat old women who offer nothing more than the fat old women in my area. I received word from someone on the board that I was way off. I doubted it, but I went for a recon mission to find out. When I got the the place, there were two women working. Both in their 40's (maybe one was late thirties, but you know my thinking on the Asian ladies- they look younger than they are). I received a half-hearted table shower (in a cold room) and then a fair massage and a Friendly's desert. Big deal. What a waste of time and money. I was a little obsessed by the "idea" of the AMP. Also, the be reality of what once was (and what may never be again in my lifetime).
And, as chance would have it, business took me south a few days later. I made sure that I had time to stop by one of the last oases of oriental ecstasy. Friends, I hit the jackpot on this visit. Maybe it had something to do with my little gift to the mamasan, but she delivered one of the most beautiful girls I have ever been with (and my numbers are a bit on the high side). She was TALL, about 5'11" and weighed at most 125. 130. She was most definitely Chinese by her accent and dialect. She had a face reminiscent of Song Jia. Gorgeous, with perfectly styled hair and cherry-red lips (which matched her fruited name- funny how the best AMP girls are named after fruits). She was a bossy one too- did not like to stay still. She gave a great, sexy TS with a lot of hand action and nipple teasing. When we got to the room, the massage was all tease and please. She did the obligatory back walk; with a little back surfing thrown in. Then came the sexier play. Body to body rubbing, all over tongue action, and then BB genital play (that I had to watch- if I rolled my eyes back or tipped my head in ecstasy, I was told "watch me!" in a demanding tone. Long, deep, sucks down the shaft, then ball-sucking (a little too vigorous, I must say). Then She straddled my face with her perfectly shaved beaver. Her ass was just amazing. Perfectly formed and toned and delicious! I at her lovely beaver as I tried not to explode with the deep throat action going on at her other end. She paused, put the protection on me, and then straddled me and rode me hard and fast. I almost came, she rocked me so hard. Then she demanded I do her "doggy style," which I obliged for a little bit. I really preferred looking at her front and face. So I tried to get her to change position, but she wanted me to continue doggy a little longer. She came (or pretended to cum) and then she allowed me to do her missionary- the perfect position for her. We fit nicely together (and she liked eye contact- that is HOT). She sucked neck and nipples and even kissed some. We switched to side fucking, then she went back on top and tried to make her cum by riding hard again and squeezing my cock with her pussy. My hour was almost up and she asked if I wanted "a jerk." I told her "no," and she let me move the pillow under her hips and go back into missionary. Now I could plunge deep within her. She made little moist, farting noises as I thrusted and she "came" again. She then grabbed my head, sucked my neck and kissed me. Maybe it was the old romantic in me. Maybe it was my sense of duty knowing my time was up, but most likely it was Cherry's lips pressed against mine while my cock pressed behind her cervix that made me explode with toe-curling intensity. I saw spots, I came so hard!
It was fucking amazing, that amazing fucking! I then got a brief hot towel clean-up and a little hair brushing and light cuddle-dance. Then she dressed me and told me to ask for her again. I left a tip of $120 (I know, I am a sucker- but she was THAT good!).
Weak in the knees, mamasan showed me to the back door with one of my gifts in her hands."You have good time?" she asked."I loved Cherry," I told her as I kissed her hand and said good-bye.
The last of a dying breed, this place.
[QUOTE=Garthy; 1387923]I'll start with a complaint. I made a statement in the MP forum that the place in Hadley is staffed by fat old women who offer nothing more than the fat old women in my area. I received word from someone on the board that I was way off. I doubted it, but I went for a recon mission to find out. When I got the the place, there were two women working. Both in their 40's (maybe one was late thirties, but you know my thinking on the Asian ladies- they look younger than they are). I received a half-hearted table shower (in a cold room) and then a fair massage and a Friendly's desert. Big deal. What a waste of time and money. I was a little obsessed by the "idea" of the AMP. Also, the be reality of what once was (and what may never be again in my lifetime).
And, as chance would have it, business took me south a few days later. I made sure that I had time to stop by one of the last oases of oriental ecstasy. Friends, I hit the jackpot on this visit. Maybe it had something to do with my little gift to the mamasan, but she delivered one of the most beautiful girls I have ever been with (and my numbers are a bit on the high side). She was TALL, about 5'11" and weighed at most 125. 130. She was most definitely Chinese by her accent and dialect. She had a face reminiscent of Song Jia. Gorgeous, with perfectly styled hair and cherry-red lips (which matched her fruited name- funny how the best AMP girls are named after fruits). She was a bossy one too- did not like to stay still. She gave a great, sexy TS with a lot of hand action and nipple teasing. When we got to the room, the massage was all tease and please. She did the obligatory back walk; with a little back surfing thrown in. Then came the sexier play. Body to body rubbing, all over tongue action, and then BB genital play (that I had to watch- if I rolled my eyes back or tipped my head in ecstasy, I was told "watch me!" in a demanding tone. Long, deep, sucks down the shaft, then ball-sucking (a little too vigorous, I must say). Then She straddled my face with her perfectly shaved beaver. Her ass was just amazing. Perfectly formed and toned and delicious! I at her lovely beaver as I tried not to explode with the deep throat action going on at her other end. She paused, put the protection on me, and then straddled me and rode me hard and fast. I almost came, she rocked me so hard. Then she demanded I do her "doggy style," which I obliged for a little bit. I really preferred looking at her front and face. So I tried to get her to change position, but she wanted me to continue doggy a little longer. She came (or pretended to cum) and then she allowed me to do her missionary- the perfect position for her. We fit nicely together (and she liked eye contact- that is HOT). She sucked neck and nipples and even kissed some. We switched to side fucking, then she went back on top and tried to make her cum by riding hard again and squeezing my cock with her pussy. My hour was almost up and she asked if I wanted "a jerk." I told her "no," and she let me move the pillow under her hips and go back into missionary. Now I could plunge deep within her. She made little moist, farting noises as I thrusted and she "came" again. She then grabbed my head, sucked my neck and kissed me. Maybe it was the old romantic in me. Maybe it was my sense of duty knowing my time was up, but most likely it was Cherry's lips pressed against mine while my cock pressed behind her cervix that made me explode with toe-curling intensity. I saw spots, I came so hard!
It was fucking amazing, that amazing fucking! I then got a brief hot towel clean-up and a little hair brushing and light cuddle-dance. Then she dressed me and told me to ask for her again. I left a tip of $120 (I know, I am a sucker- but she was THAT good!).
Weak in the knees, mamasan showed me to the back door with one of my gifts in her hands."You have good time?" she asked."I loved Cherry," I told her as I kissed her hand and said good-bye.
The last of a dying breed, this place.[/QUOTE]Sooo, are you going to tell us the name of this place, or just let us droooool? PM is fine, but please hurry, I'm slobbering all over myself.
[QUOTE=Smoke Screen;1388358]Sooo, are you going to tell us the name of this place, or just let us droooool? PM is fine, but please hurry, I'm slobbering all over myself.[/QUOTE]No need to quote my whole post. And NO, clearly I am not going to post the name of the place. It has been posted about many many times and I suspect that most of the folks here can put two and two together and figure it out.
As I have said, the days of the plentiful and wonderful AMPs have come to an end and scant few remain.
A little research and you will figure it out. It's not that hard.
PS-- thanks for trying to make me look like a douche. I guess I have not shared enough here in my time. Maybe there is a damn good reason I did not post the name in the open forum.
Tag; you're it for looking like a douche!
Was killing some time and spotted a nice shape wearing tight sweat pants and jacket with hoodie up. It was dark out but still warm somewhat, body looked decent, drove by her and watched for a little, never be too sure these days, then I drove by again and went to turn around, as I turn around she gets into a blue sedan w / standard transmission, if that was anyone on here PM me how it went
[QUOTE=Garth.
PS- thanks for trying to make me look like a douche. I guess I have not shared enough here in my time. Maybe there is a damn good reason I did not post the name in the open forum.
Yours was a VERY interesting post and after RTFF I couldn't figure out where this place is. I meant no offense, just a lame shot at humor in a much too serious world, this hobby should be fun, but now I understand where you're coming from. I'll stay "IT", you win.
[QUOTE=Smoke Screen;1388752]Yours was a VERY interesting post and after RTFF I couldn't figure out where this place is. I meant no offense, just a lame shot at humor in a much too serious world, this hobby should be fun, but now I understand where you're coming from. I'll stay "IT", you win.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I didn't get the impression he was trying to be snarky or mean spirited. If anything he seemed complimentary of your report. I dunno. Everyone has a bad day, I guess?
I am writing a review of a provider on the Hartford BP. Her I'd is #4570661- "Don't You WISH Your GIRLFRIEND Was FREAKY Like ME!"
I am not sure how much luck most of us have had on CV or BP. My experience has been that 75%of the ads (maybe more) are pure bullshit. Fake ads, fake pics, false prices and promises on the phone and way too many that are non-independent (working for pimps or drug lords or human traffickers, etc.)
I called this girl out of curiosity and talked with her on the phone. Her connection was bad, but she quoted me a reasonable price (1. 5) and swore her pics were real. I told her flat out that I doubted the authenticity of the pics. We came to the agreement that if it was not her when we met, that I was walking away (I will attach one of her pics). She stated no problem. Her location was between Springfield and Hartford at a place that I have never heard of. I probably have seen it a hundred times, but never knew where exactly it was (or how exactly to get there).
She had the standard two call approach- with the exception that she provided a more discrete way of getting into her chosen establishment. I actually liked the way she did that. And, when I met her at the (back) door, it was indeed the girl in the picture. Really, quite a beautiful woman. Likely late twenties to early thirties with an excellent, model's figure and a sculpted, pretty face with a particularly well-manicured hairdo.
I paid her fee and she got undressed. Nice polka-dot panties, I might also mention. But here is where the weird part begins. This girl, although she is really quite pretty, strikes me as being in another universe. She made little to no eye contact, was very bad with any kind of small talk, and wanted only to get right at my cock. Now let me say this- most of the time that would be fine. But with her, it was kinda weird. I have no other way to describe it but to say that she had the mannerisms of a cyborg (or maybe an android- not sure what the difference is).
I digress to geek-speak a little bit: Imagine a cylon from the recent Battlestar Galatica- or worse yet, a fembot from the old "Six Million Dollar Man" series. Or- if you remember this (really old) one-Mudd's Women! She was like a beautifully fashioned mannequin, devoid of any personality at all. Her only programming was to go straight for the cock. She was as GFE-less as you can get. Her complete lack of any emotion and any connection was so odd that I found it hard to, well, be hard!
She did work me into rigidity with that mechanical mouth (and hand / arm) of hers. Then she mounted me and I then mounted her. But I just could not get into it at all. I felt like I was with a blow-up doll. It was absolutely surreal. It weirded me the hell out! I have been with all types; from the crack-hoes to high-priced escorts, but I have never been with anything or anyone like her.
There may, in fact, be a real niche clientele for her. If you want a great looking package complete with moving parts and at appropriate body temperature; she has it. If you want to fuck [what could have been] a fashion model who has been completely lobotmized, she is your girl. I suspect that if you have a little bit of a necrophilia fetish that she will make your year (and maybe your decade!).
I promise you this- I have had a lot more fun with psychotic street girls on the verge of freaking out than I had with her. In fact, as embarrassed as I am to admit this here in open forum, I gave up while I was inside her and had to call it quits. I think that this indeed short-circuited her programming. I did not see any smoke come out of her ears, but I could tell that my pulling out, taking off the condom and heading for the bathroom was. Unexpected. It did not elicit any emotion, mind you, it just must have thrown her a bit.
Maybe I am not the player I once was. Or maybe she was just too far from what I expect from even the most seedy, vulgar, and base pay-for-play experience. Or, maybe she is the future. The newest generation of twenty-first century erotic playthings- the cylon 1. 0 model. Personally, I will wait for "number six."
Sorry for the geeky references. If she sounds like your thing- go for it. She is definitely the girl in the pictures!
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If thats the ad I think it is the pictures are Bailey Kline. I may have to investigate this for myself.
[QUOTE=Garthy; 1391396]I am writing a review of a provider on the Hartford BP. Her I'd is #4570661- "Don't You WISH Your GIRLFRIEND Was FREAKY Like ME!"
I am not sure how much luck most of us have had on CV or BP. My experience has been that 75%of the ads (maybe more) are pure bullshit. Fake ads, fake pics, false prices and promises on the phone and way too many that are non-independent (working for pimps or drug lords or human traffickers, etc.)
I called this girl out of curiosity and talked with her on the phone. Her connection was bad, but she quoted me a reasonable price (1. 5) and swore her pics were real. I told her flat out that I doubted the authenticity of the pics. We came to the agreement that if it was not her when we met, that I was walking away (I will attach one of her pics). She stated no problem. Her location was between Springfield and Hartford at a place that I have never heard of. I probably have seen it a hundred times, but never knew where exactly it was (or how exactly to get there).
She had the standard two call approach- with the exception that she provided a more discrete way of getting into her chosen establishment. I actually liked the way she did that. And, when I met her at the (back) door, it was indeed the girl in the picture. Really, quite a beautiful woman. Likely late twenties to early thirties with an excellent, model's figure and a sculpted, pretty face with a particularly well-manicured hairdo.
I paid her fee and she got undressed. Nice polka-dot panties, I might also mention. But here is where the weird part begins. This girl, although she is really quite pretty, strikes me as being in another universe. She made little to no eye contact, was very bad with any kind of small talk, and wanted only to get right at my cock. Now let me say this- most of the time that would be fine. But with her, it was kinda weird. I have no other way to describe it but to say that she had the mannerisms of a cyborg (or maybe an android- not sure what the difference is).
I digress to geek-speak a little bit: Imagine a cylon from the recent Battlestar Galatica- or worse yet, a fembot from the old "Six Million Dollar Man" series. Or- if you remember this (really old) one-Mudd's Women! She was like a beautifully fashioned mannequin, devoid of any personality at all. Her only programming was to go straight for the cock. She was as GFE-less as you can get. Her complete lack of any emotion and any connection was so odd that I found it hard to, well, be hard!
She did work me into rigidity with that mechanical mouth (and hand / arm) of hers. Then she mounted me and I then mounted her. But I just could not get into it at all. I felt like I was with a blow-up doll. It was absolutely surreal. It weirded me the hell out! I have been with all types; from the crack-hoes to high-priced escorts, but I have never been with anything or anyone like her.
There may, in fact, be a real niche clientele for her. If you want a great looking package complete with moving parts and at appropriate body temperature; she has it. If you want to fuck [what could have been] a fashion model who has been completely lobotmized, she is your girl. I suspect that if you have a little bit of a necrophilia fetish that she will make your year (and maybe your decade!).
I promise you this- I have had a lot more fun with psychotic street girls on the verge of freaking out than I had with her. In fact, as embarrassed as I am to admit this here in open forum, I gave up while I was inside her and had to call it quits. I think that this indeed short-circuited her programming. I did not see any smoke come out of her ears, but I could tell that my pulling out, taking off the condom and heading for the bathroom was. Unexpected. It did not elicit any emotion, mind you, it just must have thrown her a bit.
Maybe I am not the player I once was. Or maybe she was just too far from what I expect from even the most seedy, vulgar, and base pay-for-play experience. Or, maybe she is the future. The newest generation of twenty-first century erotic playthings- the cylon 1. 0 model. Personally, I will wait for "number six."
Sorry for the geeky references. If she sounds like your thing- go for it. She is definitely the girl in the pictures!
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If thats the ad I think it is the pictures are Bailey Kline. I may have to investigate this for myself.[/QUOTE]I am not repeating.
But the pics are the girl I was with. I looked up "Bailey Kline." BK's tits are too big for this girl. Also, the girl I was with was cuter than Bailey Kline (at least from the pics I have seen of BK). That being said, I will not repeat with her. Not into fucking the dead / lobotimized / depersonalized or whatever her malfunction was.
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But the deciding factor would be that Bailey has a tattoo of a clover with lips in the middle it on her ass.
[QUOTE=Garthy; 1393641]I am not repeating.
But the pics are the girl I was with. I looked up "Bailey Kline." BK's tits are too big for this girl. Also, the girl I was with was cuter than Bailey Kline (at least from the pics I have seen of BK). That being said, I will not repeat with her. Not into fucking the dead / lobotimized / depersonalized or whatever her malfunction was.
Pics of Bailey Kline:
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[QUOTE=Buck Cock;1393737]But the deciding factor would be that Bailey has a tattoo of a clover with lips in the middle it on her ass.[/QUOTE]She would not be the only second rate porn star who is working in the area. Go fuck her.
Well, Garthy, she does advertise as being freeky. She lived up to her end of the deal!
Met her on the chat line. Nice girl, looks decent, down on her luck. BBJ 0. 4. Anything's available (FS. 8) but I didn't partake. She's staying at an apartment near S End bridge in Agawam. Safe place. PM for. Just tell her you heard her on chat.
[QUOTE=Helios1;1400638]Met her on the chat line. Nice girl, looks decent, down on her luck. BBJ 0. 4. Anything's available (FS. 8) but I didn't partake. She's staying at an apartment near S End bridge in Agawam. Safe place. PM for. Just tell her you heard her on chat.[/QUOTE]Sounds good I have a number or 2 to exchange.
Ever since CL closed down I have been looking for STAR she is a petite sexy black girl who used to advertise in the massage / body rubs section of CL but I have not seen her anywhere and her old nbr is off. Has anyone seen her? Let me know and I will return the favor with a SW number.
[QUOTE=KcarrocDoc;1401282]Ever since CL closed down I have been looking for STAR she is a petite sexy black girl who used to advertise in the massage / body rubs section of CL but I have not seen her anywhere and her old nbr is off. Has anyone seen her? Let me know and I will return the favor with a SW number.[/QUOTE]She used to work out of Taylor St.
[QUOTE=Helios1;1400638]Met her on the chat line. Nice girl, looks decent, down on her luck. BBJ 0. 4. Anything's available (FS. 8) but I didn't partake. She's staying at an apartment near S End bridge in Agawam. Safe place. PM for. Just tell her you heard her on chat.[/QUOTE]Is that the one you are refering to?