2000-2004 Archived Reports

Trash: I'm not sure why Ot feels the need to be that way. I haven't attacked him in any way yet he feels the need to attack me. My postings are here for all to read and if they are infammatory then someone show me please. I guess some people just won't change. I even told him that I "enjoy" reading his posts. He has a sense of humor that I never knew he had. Maybe he's had a bad week and I'm just his target. No problem. I'm a big boy and can handle more then he can dish on me. I hope he continues to submit his writings for all to enjoy. If he wants to continue with these factless, baseless and ignorant rantings of his so be it. I will NOT run to Jackson like has been done in the past.

I had intended to leave a post here about one of the better pickup joints I know in D.C., Maxim Restaurant. It is an upscale Russian-Georgian restaurant/club on F Street, N.W. For the last several months the club has sponsored weekend disco nights, Tango lessons, and generalized fun. Part of the attraction came from the fact that A LOT of homesick CIS girls would show up on Friday and Saturday nights for some fun.

And if any of you guys has been inside a Russian nightclub back in the Old Country, you will know how wild such a place can be. I picked up a girl from Kiev last winter there, one who had overstayed her tourist visa and now could have been accurately described as a "Green Card Ho," looking for some sucker to bone her in return for a sham marriage. Well, I got as far as the boning part anyway, heh heh heh.........

But [b]HORRORS[/b], I discovered that the place closed three weeks ago! I haven't been this bummed since I got on the plane in Buenos Aires to come back to the U.S. last Wednesday night. :-(

I shall have to do a little reconnaisance in the next few weeks to find where these girls have migrated to. Keep your eyes peeled.

-Uncle Otto

Dr. P and Globe,

I think you may be referring to 719 8th St, SE. (included in LoveLos' Amp directory in Jan). There may have been an AMP there once (possibly by name of VIP Spa next door to vacant business with Auto Parts sign). I stopped by there twice. 1st time got no one to answer the door. 2nd time, was buzzed in and the oriental girl seemed surprised I was there. I asked if they were open. She said for what? I said, "Isn't this a spa?" She said, "No." So it either isn't an AMP or I didn't ask the right question.

Ken

Goddam it Otto and Motor, did you two learn nothing from the last go round? I'm not fucking kidding, just stop it right now. You two keep it up and it will just show that you are a hypocrite whereas ending it right now with no more cutesy zingers and without having to have the last word will show that you are men of your word and can be trusted to stand up for things they believe in and not just pay lip service. DO IT!

Went to downtown for my second time on Cinco De Mayo around 12:45. I was worried they would be closing or would rush me out, but didn't have that problem at all.

I asked for all the usual names that come up in this forum, Maya, Mimi, Etc. I was told none were available, but that I would get a good girl.

Paid .6 to Mamasan and in walks Pinkie. I recalled mediocre reports on her and was not very hopeful. Pinkie started with an above average massage that lasted about 25 minutes including walking on my back and firm work on my muscles.

I find that moaning a lot during the massage encourages the girls to really try (if you are like me and want a real massage too). They probably think most guys could care less about the massage and therefore don't really try unless they think you are enjoying it.

After 25 minutes she paused and asked if I wanted everything. That's affirmative. She started with a very nice and long CBJ with virtually no contact prior to the cover. Personally I prefer this so I'm not worried the next day when I come to my senses.

She proceeded to cowgirl followed by mish and the dog. Of course I had a few drinks in me in addition to Vitamin V so I cycled through one more time and used up the remaining 35 minutes without any indication from her that she wanted me to hurry up. After the clean up she actually ran over 10 minutes finishing massaging the front of me.

I actually would rate her high on appearance (8+) due to her flawless young skin that raises her up a point or so in my book.

This was actually one of the best experiences I've had in a long time. I'm not sure why my experience was better than other posts on her, but I would be happy to get her again on a future visit.

[b]Red Sage[/b] is one of the best after-work bar/restaurant destinations in D.C. If you get the hankering to prop a young, slutty Covington & Burling associate over the armrest of your 7-series and drill her silly, this is the place to be. At least, from Monday through Thursday nights. I must admit that I've never stopped in on a Friday or Saurday night. I think that will change this evening.

[b]Red Sage[/b]. 605 14th Street, N.W., Washington, D.C. (202) 638-4444.

-Uncle Otto

Since ppl have been asking, the place I referred to was indeed the "719 8th St, SE." spot next to the (Yates) auto parts store.

Often times this place is indeed busy and probably being American (not Asian) raised a flag for the mama.

If you had to be buzzed in, walk up stairs, and an ugly old b!tch answered the door, you got the right place. From there it's a matter of how to get in.

Some suggestions might be to call ahead of time, figure out the names of one of the girls working there like "is Sara still there?", when they say "no", ask if they have any new girls", you know standard questions, and then confirm they're open.

Then you go, ask for the new girl or Sara (common AMP name) and try your luck again.

I for one am going to try and find some other AMPs that don't service thousands of sports section readers and when I do I'll be sure to post here.

Why is it that everyone does this individually? How come there's no "hey let's meet up at a bar, get shitfaced, and go get us some p*ss"?, just curious

ohh and another report out of Virginia. Went to a place called TK therapy on Traford Lane in Springfield.

Got there early in the AM, ugly old b!tch was cleaning the front foyer area, asked how old I was, I said 30, asked for id, I showed her, said I didn't look like the person in the picture, I said you have to be kidding me, left very upset and almost called the better business bureau on her ass.

Had been there a couple times before when they first opened, staff was all old p*ssy but I like that, and in one out of 5 tries you'd get someone to f*ck but it's like pulling teeth

DC is generally a hellofalot better than VA

The Dr. of Love

Otto,

Why do you find it necessary to brag about each and every hussie you pull out of bar and then throw in little added brags about your "7 series", "Armini Suit", or your "cubans"? Personally, I have friends to talk to about my escapdes with non-P4P girls. I come here because I don't let my "real world" friends know about my sleazy side and I want to share with someone, it's part of the excitement.

I appreciate the fact that you inform us about good places to pull booty out of, I do. I just find the pompous tone of each and every post tiresome. I guarantee there are many gentlemen on this board who have money, are good looking, and can pull chicks from bars but you seem to be the only one I see constantly beating it into our heads.

Keep the meat-market updates coming, that's fine. But do us all a favor and tone down the James Bond high class persona you're trying to pull off. It's leads me to believe you're either low on self-esteem or a bullshitter.

Ken,

If an "oriental girl" answered the door, that would suggest to me that it's an AMP. But maybe I am too quick to jump to conclusions.

Punter

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Otto,

If you find out where those Russian girls have gone to, PLEASE post it here or PM me. I have a thing for Russian/CIS ladies...

Thanks,
Punter

Hello Gents,

Do any of you partake of the SW's around the 14th & K area? I have been here for several months and traveled down there, but never dated one. I'm still kind of nervous as LE usually has a strong presence, but I do enjoy the view as there were SEVERAL good looking ones out last night. I think they got tired of me staring though. I've also heard that the going rate for FS is around $100. I'm sorry but that is too much for a SW in a car if you ask me. If anyone has any advice or tips please PM me. I've never done the Massage parlors but that seems like it might be my best move.

Slammer,

Nothing worse than a champagne appetite and a beer pocketbook, huh?
There have been volumes written on these subjects but let's see if I can condense for you.

First of all, never chase the ladies on the strip before midnight. Second, there is a large and somewhat offputting LE presence going around and around the blocks down K street and back up L street who along with the pimps in their cars and then the customers in their cars, it's a regular rodeo of cars and is almost funny to watch. The LE won't bother you unless you are totally flagrant. Just have a little tiny bit of respect for them and you'll be fine.
Now, your big problem lies not in finding the girls, but in paying for it. The going rate in DC for BJ and that will be covered 99% of the time is 30-50 while FS is 100 - 150. Once you start she's bugging you that you're taking too long and once you bust a nut, you are done. This ain't no hour deal.
If you're not prepared to deal with the financial realities of DC street prices, then pick someplace else to monger. AMP's in DC are all good and provide FS at 160 total while an escort will be 180 - 350. If you break down the equation so that you are truly comparing dollars per minutes of sex, the escort wins everytime hands down.
It's kind of like Atlantic City or Vegas, they ain't much fun to go to without sufficient $$

Thanks for the advice Trash,

I prefer black women, but to be honest it just makes more sense to go with an escort or AMP. At least there the chances of being caught up by LE seem much smaller and I can get more comfortable during the act.

I sure do miss $40-$50 FS in Atlanta.

[b]Red Sage[/b] definitely seems to be an after-work destination for the office worker crowd. Was there on Saturday evening, and there was a depressing overabundance of couples and a notable absence of unaccompanied women.

Two blocks down F Street (at the corner of F and 12th, to be precise) is the ubiquitous [b]Polly Esther's[/b], a nightclub reputed to specialize in 70s disco. I say reputed because I know this place only from reputation, which is as a destination place for 30-something, recently-divorced suburban women who want to reclaim their youth after being pitched overboard (along with their Chrysler Minivans) by their 40-something husbands.

And if you've been in a suburban Safeway lately, you will definitely notice that some of these suburban divorcees can be rather brutal on the eyes. One hopes that when they visit [b]Polly Esther's[/b] they will cast aside their usual sweat-pants-and tennis-shoes garb.

I provide [b]Polly Esther's[/b] as a destination here because a few posters have opined that they might be too old, too poor, or too classless to be able to pick up a chick without paying money in a business transaction. Well, there is somebody for everybody, and if you are in this category, [b]Polly Esther's[/b] may well be the place for you. After all, these women are desperate to get laid, so they are essentially easy pickings for the guys who swim in the shallow end of the gene pool.

I might deign to check out this place myself next weekend, to give a first-hand account of what is going on on-site. However, until then, can anybody who might have been there tell me if they have valet parking out front? I don't really want to entrust my 7-series to the fate of on-street parking in downtown Washington. It's brand new and cost over 70 grand, and if it gets stolen the insurance company will pitch a fit.

-Uncle Otto

Visited 617 K on Saturday. I was given Nana who seems to be in her early 30's. She looks great in her bikini but when she took her top off her boobs sagged (natural ones). She provided a good shower and cleaned all the spots well. Back in the room she made an attempt at giving a massage, not too good. She then asked what you want (her english is so-so). I told her the works she asked for the money and counted it (100) and went to get the equipment. Back she came and she started on my back side with an attempt at asian (maybe 1 minute) and then she flipped. She did do a decent CBJ with lots of ball sucking. She then got on her back and said put it in me. She moaned a little as I sucked those natural boobs. She only wanted to stay on her back no other choice. All in all I would rate her as a 3 on massage and a 5 on the rest. I had tried Lisa here before but she was not much better. I had originally tried to go to Supra but the mamasan said booked for 3 hours, had a waiting line and appointments. Downtown also was too busy as they also had a waiting line. I guess we all wanted to get some action before we had to take care of our wifes for mother's day. YMMV.

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I felt so inspired by OttoGraham getting free pussy, I thought I would hit some clubs and give it a try. My wife decided to take the kids on a trip to Italy, becuase my oldest just got home from her first year at Harvard (very expensive school), so I had nothing to do.

I was going to take the Bentley Arnage R just for the "ooh" factor, but decided to take my new Range Rover Westminster Edition, because it is a little more discreet and with only 400 miles on it, still needs to be broken in. I also grabbed a couple of Diamond Crown Maximus cigars to really impress the ladies.

First stop was the Dream Club, Marc Barnes is a good buddy of mine, and I thought I would say "Hi". I ended up on the 4th floor, talking with some DC socialite hotties. I would have taken them all with me, but it seemed early in the night. I got a couple of phone numbers and decided to move on to my next destination.

Next stop was a little closer to home, I stopped by Sign of the Whale at Otto's suggestion, I felt a little over dressed in my 3 button Armani, but decided to give it a try. A couple of lookers there, but mostly pigs. I finally hooked up with a blonde account rep. for a software company. She was wild, multiple positions and she loved the taste of my jizz. I may take her on a weekend trip to Bermuda next month in my G4.

Thanks for all the information Otto, you are really helping out the cause of this board.

If any of you want to hook up with the girls from Dream Night Club, they were the really good looking ones in miniskirts hanging around the bar.

Sushiboy

Winner,

Well said SushiBoy.

Maybe I'm wrong, but I sensed a little sarcasm in good ol' Sushi Boy's post.

Whichever home value you want to divulge my man, you pick. I'm sure we'll hear about all of 'em eventually. I'm so impressed by your old money high class. Does that mean you didn't have to actually work for all your good fortune? Lucky devil.

Things said by our favorite bon vivants

[quote]"I have reason to believe my penis was exposed to LSD. When I ejaculate I have flashbacks."

"My hair is falling out and the sun hurts my crotch."

"I went to a party, had a few beers, woke up in a closet later on and my face stunk and my dick hurt."

"My balls feel soft and mushy."

"I be messin' with these nasty women from Minnesota and they don't tell you they got something unless they mad at you."

"I got the dripper."

"I have food chunks in my urine."

"Scabs on my butt and I'm losing my mind."

"I'm releasing semen when I take a crap."

"I was poked in the rectum with the infected finger of a 70-year-old homosexual man."

"I live at the VA and my roommate has his girlfriend from Minneapolis over. They throw ticks at me that bite my neck and when I pop the sores, they smell like vagina juice."

"Can't you put the swab in further?"

"I had sex with my baby's momma, sex with my other baby's momma and my other new baby's momma has disease."

"Last time I had sex I passed something that looked like Cream of Wheat before it's cooked."

"The seam in my circumcision split open."

"I be messin' with my ex-wife and my girlfriend and I don't trust either of them."

"My whole body smells like a menstruating woman, especially my armpits."

"From the looks of my penis, I believe they are sucking the adrenaline out of me."

"My pee smells like ham." [/quote]

And his women
[quote]"My last period looked like meat."
"How am I supposed to do lap dances smelling like a dead fish?"
"My cervix hurts when I jiggle."
"I think my boyfriend knows what's going on. He's been calling me a 'chlamydiahoris.'"[/quote]

Taken from http://www.citypages.com/databank/23/1142/article10824.asp

[quote]Originally posted by ThePunter7216

Otto,

If you find out where those Russian girls have gone to, PLEASE post it here or PM me. I have a thing for Russian/CIS ladies...

Thanks,
Punter
[/quote]

Punter, check your PM.

-Uncle Otto

Damn Kimchi, I had a better experience with nana than you did. You're right though, she tried to tell me she was 25 after i told her i was 24 but, me having advanced knowlege of korean women, she is an easy 30-32, i wouldn't say much older. I did have multiple positions with her though, if i was you I would have complained or something, I even got to DATY.

Rev333

Loop why do you ask why? You should know better than that. I know educated minds like to question things but this is NOT one of those things. This is more like a mental brain fart or speed bump along the logical (or non logical as is this case) highway. You are still King of those Phat Asses here !

There was plenty of Phat Booty on the loop this morning that Loopy left for the rest of us. I found Nikki on one of the side alleys, bsw about 5'2 who provided a great service. After we were done we sat talking about the goings on as of late. She said that John E. Law had been plentyful as of late going after not only the girls but mongers as well. They have plainclothes guys watching then radioing to marked cars to make the stop. Check the alley by the FD for marked cars.

Well thats all I have. Time for me to go off to the clinic for my cocktail. I guess there is no reason to hide it now that the cat is out of the bag. Loop stop laughing now and get back to work !

[b]Keys to Landing After-Work Trim[/b]

Sexual tension runs rampant through today's workplace. Your firm may be filled with do-able, ready-willing-and-able pussy waiting for some luvvin'.

Of course, we all know that while that cute little personal assistant plays coy and coquettish, there's nothing she'd like more than to get down on her knees and blow you while you sit in your Herman Miller Aeron chair.

But, no, no, no, the rules of modern American life make fun little encounters like this [i]verboten[/i].

One of the keys to overcoming all this resistance is the judicious use of that most revered of substances, [b]alcohol[/b].

Alcohol, you say? Drinking on the job is a big no-no too! And of course you would be right.

The way to get around this little stumbling block is the maintenance of a happy office. One that celebrates the little victories of the modern businessplace. One that encourages those cute employees working under you to let their hair down (and their panties down, subsequently).

What else is synonymous with celebration of success other than [b]champagne[/b]? The boss on the prowl will keep his office kitchen well-stocked with champagne, and will take any excuse to encourage his employees (after 5:30 p.m., of course) to pop open a bottle to celebrate that day's victory.

Landed a new account? Let's pop open a bottle!

Gotten a debtor to make long overdue payment? This calls for a bottle of champagne!

Completed a project 10% under budget? Open the bubbly!

And who doesn't like champagne? Just a glass or two into that cute brunette from H.R., and she transforms into a total sex kitten. And thereupon the keys to the kingdom are handed over to you, the [b]Master of the Universe[/b].

To be continued........

-Uncle Otto

Another hot wind blows from Otto's way.

Trashman Party ***ALERT***

Ok gents, time for you all to live up to your words. We will be having a party/tribute to Trashman THIS Saturday night (May 15), 10:00 p.m. in Baltimore. Due to LE concerns, I will not be publically announcing the location just yet. Trusted friends will be informed, but keep Saturday night open, as all are welcome, except LE, unless they can behave themselves and not lock anyone up! Who knows, even the great Trashman himself may show up!

Keep tuned to this station for further information...

Dr. Monger

Strongly suggest that you guys unfamiliar with the Block do two things if thinking about heading north.
1) RTFF about the Block and it's eccentricities
2) Think about some carpooling action. Hate to see newbies get lost or have a hassle parking etc etc. Going with an experienced Blocker will provide you with a much better experience.

It's official. I'm in serious lust.

Yesterday, work took me into DC. At lunchtime, I had an itch the required serious scratching (and gentle caressing). I tried Supra for the first time and, after going through the "Have you been here before?" routine, I seemed to have been able to pass muster. I asked for a line-up and one caught my eye, an easy 9 named Bobbi. She's tall at about 5'7" and has enhanced-Ds, although a bit on the thin side (not CCL, thank gawd).

I opted for the TS, first. She helped me ready myself and took me by the hand to the facilities. She washed all the right spots and kept me from getting bored with the routine. After the TS, we returned to the room where she asked what I wanted. I pointed out a $ tip I had taken out and said "Whatever that will get". She counted, seemed pleased and went out to get some more massage equipment. We started off with several different exercises and some French language lessons (she was quite verssed in the subject). We maintained a safe working and study environment at all times, but it never interfered with the quality of the experience, as Bobbi was very adept.

After approx 15 minutes of exercise, I felt truely spent, and she followed up with an above average massage that lasted another 20 mins or so.

All in all, Bobbi is amazing. She said that she had been there about a month, and in country for about 5. Her English is excellent, though, and she is not planning on leaving soon.

I just have one thing to add: DIBS!

The response to the Trashman tribute has been tremendous. I am sure Trash will be thrilled by the overwhelming response, I just hope you losers show up! I am reposting the following from the VA board where someone asked directions:

I will post the exact location later in the week, probably Saturday in the early afternoon. Anyone who wants to MapQuest it before then, rest assured that you can get there quite easily from The Inner Harbor area. That is the intersection of Light and Pratt Streets, a/k/a Harbor Place. Again, due to LE concerns, I will not be posting the exact address just yet.

Dr. Monger

[b]Champagne and Women[/b]

Keeping an office fridge well-stocked with celebratory champagne is, as I pointed out in my last installment, a great way to loosen up the sexual atmosphere of the up-tight Washington office.

Some people might think that this could get kind of pricey, but I look on it as an investment in the welfare of Mr. Happy. Plus, it's deductible off the top line of your tax return as an office expense, so it isn't as expensive as it might seem.

That said, I stock two types in the office fridge, [b]Piper Heidsieck[/b] for regular celebrations ($40 a bottle) and [b]Krug[/b] for bigger events ($130 a bottle). The better the quality, of course, the more readily that cute blonde with the big tits will drink it down.

Back in my private office, though, I keep the good stuff which loosens things up for some action on the couch. [b]Cristal[/b] usually blows the sweet young thing away. I keep several 1996s ($220 a bottle) on hand for those special moments.

Particularly fun is getting that busty blonde to pour Cristal on your cock and then getting her to lick it all off - before long, you'll end up giving her something else to swallow besides the bubbly.

Believe me, this works like a charm.

-Uncle Otto

Excerpt from the Opening Statement: Sexual Harrassment Hearings Concerning Judge Otto Graham by Anita Hill Former Law Clerk.

One of the oddest episodes I remember was an occasion in which Otto was drinking Cristal in his office. He got up from the table at which we were working, went over to his desk to get the Cristal, looked at the bottle and asked, "Who has pubic hair in my Cristal?" On other occasions, he referred to the size of his own penis as being larger than normal, and he also spoke on some occasions of the pleasures he had given to women with oral sex.

<big shit eating grin>

I'm coming to DC over the Memorial Day weekend and I have been reading all the post for few months now so I think I'm ready to take on DC. I just want to thank eveyone for ginivng great post. I have a list of all the AMP and even some names of ladys at the AMP. You all have been of great help. I will keep reading and hoping that more good information comes my way so I can be even better informed. Just one quick questions I'm staying at the Courtyard by Marriott on Rhode Island Ave. I think that I'm in a good area for mongerin, what do you think.

Otto,

I'm assuming you keep track of the portion of the bottle that gets spilled on your johnson, so you can prorate that portion as a personal expense rather than a business expense.

That's how I do it anyway, only with beer.

Travel,
You should be good to go although I don't know the exact cross street for the Court Yard but if memory serves, you'll be able to walk to several AMP's, several strip clubs ( be forewarned that although the girls can be gorgeous, there is strictly no touching, no lap dances etc. not like most places and well as the K street stroll. Good luck, have fun.

Made my monthly visit to CPHC on Wednesday. They were busy as neither Ci-Ci nor Yung were available. Ended up with Paula, cute, bubbly and very accomodating.

Nice TS with all the a complete cleaning and a nice shower massage. She was standing behind my head and rubbing my back and then on the flip rubbing my chest down to my legs.

The massage was nice included her walking on my back. Session was great a lot of intensity with doggie style to completion.

Overall another satisying visit to CPHC.

Trashman, you are a legend and am sorry will miss your party. Got a family engagement on the warden's side and would be hard to get away.

Happy Hunting

Thanks Trashman for your insight. When I get back after the holiday I'll give a post.

Happiness Report.

After several trips to Sun Spa to see the delightful Bebe, I decided I needed a change of scenery and ventured out to Happiness Spa on 10th opposite Ford’s Theatre. Called ahead to make sure they were open. I arrived and was greeted by a new Mamsan who asked the age old question. Sure I’d been there before and mentioned that I had seen Sarah (one of my personal favs and definitely the best PSE ever).

I was shown to a room and in walks Ping. Very nice! Ping is in her mid twenties (she says 26), brown hair to below the shoulder with blonde highlights, 5’ 1”, 110 lbs with very nice 34 C’s (all natural). Terrific body with all the curves in all the right places. Her English is very good. She says she is from NY and has been in the country two years and in DC for two weeks.

On to the TS which was better than average. Back to the room for some better than average body work followed by the main event. My visit was early in the day (11 am) and I got the impression that I was the first customer. She was fairly good at the titty rub and kissing up and down my back and legs. There was some very brief and unspectactular AR followed by a good CBJ. Plenty of slurping. I had asked her not to apply any lubricant so I could provide some DATY. Her pussy was very sweet and she really got into it; at one point wrapping her legs around my head and squeezing. I pounced on top and did her for a few minutes in mish before rolling her over and finishing from behind. She brought the warm towels and mouthwash before dressing and the goodbye kiss. I would definitely see Ping again.

Ping:
Looks 8
Attitude 8
Service 8.5

Lax

Jethro,

I could do that with beer too, but it would have to be a snooty microbrew. Or maybe somthing imported from Belgium and costing ten bucks a bottle. No Budweiser or Miller for me. :D

Fat Bastard, MD,

One of the keys to getting away with boning the staff is to NEVER let them take any photos of you in a compromising position. You didn't see any photos of Judge Thomas' pubic hair on coke cans, didya?

Of course, the best defense to any sexual harassment suit is voluntariness on the part of the "victim." How better to prove voluntary sexual activity than by having the young lady pose for some nude pictures............

Hmm, I feel a whole new subject of discussion coming on. ;)

-Uncle Otto

Travel guy,

If that Courtyard is the old NRA HQ I think itjs on the circle that intersects with VT Ave. Just down the street from Downtown. It's also a short walk from DuPont Circle and Supra. Your biggest difficulty is deciding where to go!

TRASHMAN PARTY UPDATE

If you don't know where it is, PM ME ASAP. The party starts at 10 p.m., so You must PM me by 9 p.m. to get a response. But I will be checking PM's all day! Hope to see you all there!

Dr. Monger