Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TonyMacaroni;4683863]About a week ago stopped in at two regular spots I frequent. Oasis and Jins in Eagan and Burnz. I like Oasis and go about every other week. As an older man being 45 years old I appreciate some younger China dolls massage me haha. Had some success. Got HJ from younger lady I had only gotten DIY with on a previous visit at the Oasis. She demanded a steep tip for it tho. I seriously had to give her $80 fucking $ for it! This is what we're dealing with! Other states I'd be getting CBJ or DATY for such a price. Ridiculous! She was a cutie and I had some extra $ on me so I complied. I figured I'd give in that day.

Next came Jins. Lady Around my I age I would guess. Strictly HJ I offered $150 for CBJ and DATY but was turned down. Not surprised obviously considering this being Minnesota. Downright pathetic service. Not a bad HJ. Will repeat.[/QUOTE]If your going to spend that much go to a FBSM. Someone just mentioned Minnesota Erotic there are plenty of great Asian girl's on there and there not 50 yo either.

Checked out Oasis in Eagan. Provider emphasized legit only, which seems to me YMMV. Going to Hudson soon. Please PM if you have any info about those places. Hope it lives up to the hype.

Ended up checking out a place on outpost circle. Got L1, nothing more. Average looking provider. Feeling disappointed in this hobby. Oh well.

Dynasty in Spring Lake Park, one for one with L1. Been a dozen times to Amazing in SLP, L1 once. Anyone have luck in the west side? Ply area preferred.

[QUOTE=MoonMan84;4690202]Ended up checking out a place on outpost circle. Got L1, nothing more. Average looking provider. Feeling disappointed in this hobby. Oh well.[/QUOTE]No it's just the AMP scene in Minny which is so damn lame! Not worth going maybe once or twice a month. If that. On the east and west coast is where you'll find the real deal. But even those Chinese AMPs don't have the most attractive ladies. So it's almost a nationwide thing. I'd much rather invest in hot young Asian escorts than in some 5 or 6, older Chinese AMP hag haha.

[QUOTE=TonyMacaroni;4692104]No it's just the AMP scene in Minny which is so damn lame! Not worth going maybe once or twice a month. If that. On the east and west coast is where you'll find the real deal. But even those Chinese AMPs don't have the most attractive ladies. So it's almost a nationwide thing. I'd much rather invest in hot young Asian escorts than in some 5 or 6, older Chinese AMP hag haha.[/QUOTE]Agreed on the escort thing. Just need more to come around the area.

Supposedly some better places in Hudson but it still feels like being just being happy to find a Chipotle in the boonies. You wouldn't go there in NYC, SF, or Dallas but Biloxi? At least it's not a and Mpls Burger King.

There's still a tiny thrill at going to a new place or back to an old one after a few years since you never know but the odds have gotten terrible. The last time I was actually surprised / delighted in the Twin Cities was at least three years ago and in both cases they were friends passing through town and helping out the MMS, I was the last appt, and the menu ended up being wide open.

There used to be more indie massage ladies who were attractive enough and did at least L1 (topless / nude) at $100-140 HR. Most are gone. There's Lisa in uptown, some older providers who give good HEs but you have to close your eyes, or 30-60 min FBSM indies that can easily end up $200+. Some are gorgeous but my point is there are no more sub-$120/ hour massage / HJ options with a reasonably attractive provider, especially on short notice. The few Thai / indie ones use weird creams or kind of suck at giving HJs.

Yeah, you can go the escort route but there's something very appealing at getting a decent massage that turns sensual. You pretty much have to travel or compromise on looks, technique, distance, cost (or multiple).

Has anyone been to either one of these places? Both have posts on cityxguide that are recent.

[QUOTE=WiseTraveler;4693029]Supposedly some better places in Hudson but it still feels like being just being happy to find a Chipotle in the boonies. You wouldn't go there in NYC, SF, or Dallas but Biloxi? At least it's not a and Mpls Burger King.

There's still a tiny thrill at going to a new place or back to an old one after a few years since you never know but the odds have gotten terrible. The last time I was actually surprised / delighted in the Twin Cities was at least three years ago and in both cases they were friends passing through town and helping out the MMS, I was the last appt, and the menu ended up being wide open.

There used to be more indie massage ladies who were attractive enough and did at least L1 (topless / nude) at $100-140 HR. Most are gone. There's Lisa in uptown, some older providers who give good HEs but you have to close your eyes, or 30-60 min FBSM indies that can easily end up $200+. Some are gorgeous but my point is there are no more sub-$120/ hour massage / HJ options with a reasonably attractive provider, especially on short notice. The few Thai / indie ones use weird creams or kind of suck at giving HJs.

Yeah, you can go the escort route but there's something very appealing at getting a decent massage that turns sensual. You pretty much have to travel or compromise on looks, technique, distance, cost (or multiple).[/QUOTE]I couldn't of said it any better than you. The only reason I've started seeing AMPs was BP and ter were down. I've been looking at the Asians escorts in bloomington, st Paul etc. But there seems to be a lot of old hags also from the reports and a good one like winning the lottery.

[QUOTE=WiseTraveler;4693029]Supposedly some better places in Hudson but it still feels like being just being happy to find a Chipotle in the boonies. You wouldn't go there in NYC, SF, or Dallas but Biloxi? At least it's not a and Mpls Burger King.

There's still a tiny thrill at going to a new place or back to an old one after a few years since you never know but the odds have gotten terrible. The last time I was actually surprised / delighted in the Twin Cities was at least three years ago and in both cases they were friends passing through town and helping out the MMS, I was the last appt, and the menu ended up being wide open.

There used to be more indie massage ladies who were attractive enough and did at least L1 (topless / nude) at $100-140 HR. Most are gone. There's Lisa in uptown, some older providers who give good HEs but you have to close your eyes, or 30-60 min FBSM indies that can easily end up $200+. Some are gorgeous but my point is there are no more sub-$120/ hour massage / HJ options with a reasonably attractive provider, especially on short notice. The few Thai / indie ones use weird creams or kind of suck at giving HJs.

Yeah, you can go the escort route but there's something very appealing at getting a decent massage that turns sensual. You pretty much have to travel or compromise on looks, technique, distance, cost (or multiple).[/QUOTE]More or less Asian AMPs are like this even in other states that I have traveled.

[QUOTE=DrSuess;4696806]More or less Asian AMPs are like this even in other states that I have traveled.[/QUOTE]You're absolutely right. I read a post on RM from a younger guy in Cali who mongered for years all over and even he said as much. The worst is when they advertise on google or other sites with pics of pretty and hot young Asians only to get there and find older, plain or ugly Asian aunties 90% of the time. They shouldn't be allowed to get away with it!

Does anyone know if the AMP in St Michael is still open and if it is worth a visit?

Thanks.

Vogue Day Spa in Shakopee was just put out of business because some dude tipped LE about Happy's and more, Guy even took video and handed it over to LE, Her's the link if you'd like to read the news article.

[URL]https://www.swnewsmedia.com/shakopee_valley_news/news/massage-therapist-license-denied-another-applicant-appeals/article_a7a80d57-d8c1-545c-85aa-6722ec7405eb.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=TwinCities;4701353]Vogue Day Spa in Shakopee was just put out of business because some dude tipped LE about Happy's and more, Guy even took video and handed it over to LE, Her's the link if you'd like to read the news article.

[URL]https://www.swnewsmedia.com/shakopee_valley_news/news/massage-therapist-license-denied-another-applicant-appeals/article_a7a80d57-d8c1-545c-85aa-6722ec7405eb.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Either that's the wrong link or you are way behind on your reporting. The date of that article is April 27, 2013. That's almost seven years old.

[QUOTE=TwinCities;4701353]Vogue Day Spa in Shakopee was just put out of business because some dude tipped LE about Happy's and more, Guy even took video and handed it over to LE, Her's the link if you'd like to read the news article.

[URL]https://www.swnewsmedia.com/shakopee_valley_news/news/massage-therapist-license-denied-another-applicant-appeals/article_a7a80d57-d8c1-545c-85aa-6722ec7405eb.html[/URL][/QUOTE]The first search I did before posting my first response (used Bing for some odd reason) didn't show anything recent. Did a Google search and found this:

[URL]https://www.swnewsmedia.com/shakopee_valley_news/news/owner-of-vogue-day-asian-massage-in-shakopee-charged-with/article_ff0002c6-1195-5ae4-ad17-b70f6c34f781.html[/URL]