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[QUOTE=Gdlint]Crack will kill.[/QUOTE]Gdint, I love crack. No not the drug. The ass and pussy crack.

That absolutely has to be a staged photo. God please tell me it is!

I'm not sure what I would do if I saw something like that in the local store.

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[QUOTE=Ezenuf]That absolutely has to be a staged photo. God please tell me it is!

I'm not sure what I would do if I saw something like that in the local store.

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I dont think I could resist the urge to pull the pants the rest of the way down or at least ask to see it.

[QUOTE=Ezenuf]That absolutely has to be a staged photo. God please tell me it is!

I'm not sure what I would do if I saw something like that in the local store.

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I don't understand. Those are low rider jeans. Girls all over wear pants like that. I see them every day at the university where I work. It is really distracting, but that's what they are going for.

It's a deal!

The US State Dept has just issued an alert for Osama Bin Laudin's cousin.

Please be on the look out.

For the man who has everything.

[QUOTE=KC Questor]It's a deal![/QUOTE]

Agreed, not a good looking one in the bunch.

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. '

The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of th e long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.

This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.

A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. Located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200, 000 a year. '

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're bullsh--tin' me!

The social worker said, "Yeah, well. You started it."

[b]The Farmer's Daughter[/b]
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Subject: NEVER LIE TO GRANDMA Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one. As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation.

Grandma stopped to say Hi and asked what the line was for. Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting. Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line. When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said, "How the heck do you do this at your age? "

She said, "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck 'them dry! " The Policeman fainted.

Now that was funny... It got me rolling and we all need a little laughter medicine in this messed up world the way its going these days...

Just stop and think I bet theres a farmers daughter out there that was the apple of his eye and he would truly appreciate a nice young man of that nature. Not so sure theres to many good boys as we call them left though.hehhee


Happy Hunting..


[QUOTE=Baltimonger][b]The Farmer's Daughter[/b]
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Beer Lover.

Pic`s say it all

Pic says it all