Massage Parlor Reports

Gentlemen, it is that time again.

Anyone have any info on Sunny?

[QUOTE=Mr Sixty]I really don't want to say too much in this report, but here goes -

I've tried this place in the Valley three times now. It's on Woodman Ave near the Noho/Van Nuys border, in a little office building with a tax accountant a tutoring center, etc., and next to a Taco Bell. Since the last time I went there, they have removed interior signage for the AMP, which I take to be a good sign. I didn't pay attention, but I think they also removed their signage on the outside, too. (That didn't stop some dude from giving me the hairy evil stink eye as I was cheerfully walking back to my car, though.)

The first two times I went, I had really, really good massages. The masseuses were cute and slim, but a little older. I got the impression that nothing was available further than HE, and that was fine with me. The service was a bit mechanical, but after getting a really GOOD massage both times, I didn't care.

So I went back.

This time, right from the get-go, the masseuse ("L") had an "interesting" technique of massaging me by standing by my head and reaching down my body, such that much of her upper body came into contact with mine. Since I had my hands on the table over my head, it also brought her groin into contact with my hands, which she made no effort to correct. (She was wearing some kind of stretch pants.) There was much more teasing than previously, including one cool move where she grabbed my left glute with her right hand, my right glute with her left hand, then pulled her hands apart in such a way that she caressed the boys in a very interesting way.

On the flip, she massaged me in the unusual way, bringing her breasts right into my face. She didn't waste much time, and after a minute or two of that, gave me what I would call a GFE HE without asking or saying anything, as the previous two had. Really slow, almost affectionate, and very non-mechanical. She even smiled a few times.

After that, she spent some more time finishing the massage and cleaning me up. Really nice. Strangely, AFTER she was done, she asked if I had been there before. She is new there, just a couple of weeks. As far as I can tell, this place doesn't keep girls very long.

This place used to advertise in CL, but no longer does. My Spidey sense tells me they may offer more now to repeat visitors.

When I first arrived, it seemed L was the only one there, but toward the end, I could hear someone moving around in one of the other rooms.

Damage: .4hh/.4
Provider: "L" - late-30s/early-40s, not slim, but not fat. Nice shape, overall, for an "older" woman; kind of a not-quite-plump spinner with B-cups. VERY sweet disposition.

Happy hunting.[/QUOTE]I know why they were taking down the signs. I checked it out last week, and some middle-aged Chinese guy comes to the reception area after a long minute. I asked for a massage, hoping he was a papasan, but he said no. This is now a chiro office, folks.

So I ended up driving around and found myself in NoHo. I'll put that report in the SFV area.

So after an unsuccessful trip to an MP that apparently closed down and became a strictly chiropractor-only office, I drove around the valley looking for another MP. I remembered reading about some in NoHo around Lankershim, so I drove around until I passed by one near the intersection of Camarillo, but a little south of it. When going south on Lankershim, it's on the right side and you can't miss it. It's not on a corner, but close to one.

I went in and asked for a half hour, paid the.4 and was escorted to one of the rooms. I didn't feel confident. Window on the door, boxers, and a folded sheet on the table. I skipped the boxers and put enough of the unfolded sheet to cover my butt. In came the therapist. Older, but not over the hill. Her massage was very therapeutic, so my confidence was low. Everything about it was legit. I told her it was my first time, and she kept talking to me during the whole massage, so I was hoping she'd feel comfortable with me. Didn't expect anything on the flip, but when I did, she started doing funny things with the sheet, like using enough of it to cover what counts, but still massaging very close and around it and even brushing up against it a few times. Whoa. That was enough to get my attention. She kept massaging around the area and really brushing up against the shaft, even with both arms as she did some type of alternating motions with her forearms. She eventually pulled the sheet off and asked, "OK? ", pointing to you-know-what. I said yes, and she began a few minutes of happiness. She finished me off, and cleaned me up. My tip matched the entrance fee, and she seemed satisfied with that. She asked if I would come again, and I said yes.

Go figure. Success when you least expect it.

[QUOTE=Mazda05]Gentlemen, it is that time again.

Anyone have any info on Sunny?[/QUOTE]

Dude, it's been 6 months... How much longer are you going to ask?

Again, *if* she's still working, it's probably under a different name. So asking for a "performance" name is about as productive as trying to squeeze a lump of coal into a diamond.

I would like to see Sunny again also. Mazda, I feel your pain!

I have been away from the hobby, but last week I escaped for a quick trip. Went to see my favorite spot where the Colombian hottie works. Same usual process with the mamasan, who now greets me with a hug. I would tap that mamasans ass. Ask her for my usual, go in, strip. In comes patty wearing this hot leopard print slip on. She greets me, asks me why I have not visit, and starts a rub. She was afraid that I had found another 'puchita' somewhere else. Hahahaha. Go through the usual down and dirty process. This time I hit her K9. I wanted to admire that fine ass she has as she screamed to give it to her hard. Not going through all the details. Once we finished, she hung out in the room to talk for bit. Here is some info for the ones that know where this provider is: she said that Wednesday there is a Cuban girl who is supposed to be hot too. I have not been able to confirm that yet, but if I do I will let ya'll know.

Safe mongering to all.

Scout, is that the place that looks so legit I decided to drive past it?

I'll have to check it out.

Any of you guys frequent the spearmint rhino in van nuys?

Want to possibly check it out this weekend

Thanks

Cozy spa had this fine latina named "jasmine".

Anyone know where she headed to ?

Please pm if you have info.

[QUOTE=OriginalEdStone]Scout, is that the place that looks so legit I decided to drive past it?

I'll have to check it out.[/QUOTE]Yes, that's got to be it - good luck! I thought the same thing, but I was pressed for time and didn't want to keep searching for other places.

[QUOTE=Mazda05]Cozy spa had this fine latina named "jasmine".

Anyone know where she headed to ?

Please pm if you have info.[/QUOTE]Yea she is with Sunny from DA.

I've been wondering where to find that particular Jasmine, myself. Tiny spinner with big bolt ons, right? Anyhow, I have no idea how to decode this answer. Anyone willing to translate?

TIA.

[QUOTE=Dgoesinyours]Yea she is with Sunny from DA.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mazda05]Any of you guys frequent the spearmint rhino in van nuys?

Want to possibly check it out this weekend

Thanks[/QUOTE]Good talent, but didnt spend much time in there. Cant see how you can get extras. You want more mileage try Rouge. Good rubs at Bare Elegance too. Check out the stripjoint section of the site for more info.

I went back to the same old spot to check out the Cuban talent Patty the Colombian had told me about. Turns out that the girl is not there. I ended up getting there and there was quite a bit of traffic for a Wednesday. Walked in and greeted mamasan. I came in and requested a latina, but ended up getting this 22 year old Costa Rican/Salvadorian. A little hefty but very polite. Probably a 5-6 in my book with some huge knockers. I must admit that the poontang was nice. A bit k9 and finished mish. On my way out, I did notice the Hanguk (Korean) talent working on Wed. Nice looking late 20's girl with a nice body! Maybe an 8 in my book. Must check it out sometime and will report back.

While talking to the CR/Salvadorian she mentioned about getting caught by the cops. Do you know what the do's and donts are? I thought if you were naked or end up grabbing the girl that means that you're not LE? Anyone know?

To all: Happy, Fun, and Safe Mongering to all!

[QUOTE=Helfarch]I've been wondering where to find that particular Jasmine, myself. Tiny spinner with big bolt ons, right? Anyhow, I have no idea how to decode this answer. Anyone willing to translate?

TIA.[/QUOTE]

Yeah. Nobody knows/cares. Turnover is so fast that the odds of finding her again are slim.