Plastic Surgery Disasters
There's nothing like being conned out of money by a weatherbeaten, alcohol wizened, chain smoking, bleached blonde (to conceal the mane of actual grey), thrice divorced former cocaine addicted stripper with breast and cheek implants and a manufactured nose to correct the toucan bill nature unforgivingly granted her who also in her forties behaves as irresponsibly as an infant and can't drive anywhere owing to the latest DUI she earned. Nonetheless, this entitled, entirely self-centered solipsistic skank sets up a go fund me, not for anyone with any real struggles brought on by the vicissitudes of cold human existence but by her own sheer undisciplined stupidity, wanting the benevolence of strangers to reward her for never putting forth sufficient effort and fortitude to graduate beyond the role of parasite on the easily pregnable lust of vulnerable straight men.