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[QUOTE=StudMan90;2576942]Any info on this gal has anyone seen her, seems she may post two different adds with differen numbers on them don't know if it's to get more clients or something else, any info would be great.

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I saw this lady a few weeks ago. [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-playmatespecials/19939881[/URL] I couldn't leave fast enough. Those pictures make her look somewhat ok, but in person its nasty with pimples everywhere. The place is just north of I196 across from the medical mile. My advice stay away.

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Holy Bawlzz!! This is without a doubt one of the best experiences I've ever encountered. This cute little thing is a definite keeper! She's in GR all week by the grace of the divine.

And. And. L. And then some! I don't think there are many cuisines she won't sample. We talked about Greek food. Not my favorite, hers either, but she'll try it reluctantly, anything to please her.

Companion. Thanks to all the positive reviews from very helpful mongers, and her availability, I finally met a touch of heaven. Amen.

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Anybody? Anything? A real TGTBT? Here's hoping.

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Went and saw Lexi tonight, should've just stayed home and flushed my money down the toilet. This girl is seriously cute, great body. Best body I've seen so far, very petite, very cute, smelled nice too. Now for the bad, I had been texting her trying to set up a time since Monday. The text service she uses sometimes replies right away, sometimes hours later. So I finally get a time and location set, get to the location and call her, she doesn't answer. I text her and wait, and wait. Now I'm starting to get uneasy. I was about to leave and figured since I came all this way I should try calling one more time. Finally someone answers, this girl doesn't sound 21 unless she's been smoking unfiltered since she was 2. She has no idea who I am or why I'm calling, by now I'm starting to break into a sweat. Turns out it's her friend, Lexi "forgot" I was coming, even though I had talked to her 40 min ago. She's getting ready and she'll call me when she's ready. 10 nerve racking minutes later I get a text with an apology and a room number. Get to the room and we have some small talk, she asks if she can take some hits off a cig. I ask her to please not smoke as it really bothers me. She says that's fine and she just needs to freshen up a little in the bathroom. 30 seconds later the room smells like cigarette smoke, nice thank you (I'm very allergic.) A couple min later she a comes back in and asks how long I would like and I tell her 30 min, she says ok and just goes right into a CBJ. A terribly unenthusiastic CBJ and I was glad it was wrapped because holy crap the scrapage was intolerable. I was deflating quickly from the pain so I asked if we could just move on, she said I got the 30 min and that was just a CBJ! I gave you five Barry's and this is all I'm getting?! Then she starts asking if I'm a cop when I'm appalled at the price she was asking for FS. We finally come to an agreement but by this time I'm wheezing from inhaling the smoke (I asked you not to smoke for a reason!) and I'm completely soft. She is completely uninterested in helping my situation and her phone is vibrating non stop. She asks if I'm a cop some more and keeps telling me to hurry up. So long story short I left unsatisfied and angry that I gave her that much money for no completion and that kind of service.

Upon closer inspection my junk is all scratched up. It looks like I've been caned. I should've stuck to my go to.

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Went and saw Lexi tonight, should've just stayed home and flushed my money down the toilet. This girl is seriously cute, great body. Best body I've seen so far, very petite, very cute, smelled nice too. Now for the bad, I had been texting her trying to set up a time since Monday. The text service she uses sometimes replies right away, sometimes hours later. So I finally get a time and location set, get to the location and call her, she doesn't answer. I text her and wait, and wait. Now I'm starting to get uneasy. I was about to leave and figured since I came all this way I should try calling one more time. Finally someone answers, this girl doesn't sound 21 unless she's been smoking unfiltered since she was 2. She has no idea who I am or why I'm calling, by now I'm starting to break into a sweat. Turns out it's her friend, Lexi "forgot" I was coming, even though I had talked to her 40 min ago. She's getting ready and she'll call me when she's ready. 10 nerve racking minutes later I get a text with an apology and a room number. Get to the room and we have some small talk, she asks if she can take some hits off a cig. I ask her to please not smoke as it really bothers me. She says that's fine and she just needs to freshen up a little in the bathroom. 30 seconds later the room smells like cigarette smoke, nice thank you (I'm very allergic.) A couple min later she a comes back in and asks how long I would like and I tell her 30 min, she says ok and just goes right into a CBJ. A terribly unenthusiastic CBJ and I was glad it was wrapped because holy crap the scrapage was intolerable. I was deflating quickly from the pain so I asked if we could just move on, she said I got the 30 min and that was just a CBJ! I gave you five Barry's and this is all I'm getting?! Then she starts asking if I'm a cop when I'm appalled at the price she was asking for FS. We finally come to an agreement but by this time I'm wheezing from inhaling the smoke (I asked you not to smoke for a reason!) and I'm completely soft. She is completely uninterested in helping my situation and her phone is vibrating non stop. She asks if I'm a cop some more and keeps telling me to hurry up. So long story short I left unsatisfied and angry that I gave her that much money for no completion and that kind of service.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info I have been contemplating trying this one. I think I will just pass.

A lot of good things have already been said about Kandi so there isn't much more I can really say. I saw here this week and as usual a stellar time was had. Probably one of the best girls I have ever seen.

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Went and saw Lexi tonight, should've just stayed home and flushed my money down the toilet. This girl is seriously cute, great body. Best body I've seen so far, very petite, very cute, smelled nice too. Now for the bad, I had been texting her trying to set up a time since Monday. The text service she uses sometimes replies right away, sometimes hours later. So I finally get a time and location set, get to the location and call her, she doesn't answer. I text her and wait, and wait. Now I'm starting to get uneasy. I was about to leave and figured since I came all this way I should try calling one more time. Finally someone answers, this girl doesn't sound 21 unless she's been smoking unfiltered since she was 2. She has no idea who I am or why I'm calling, by now I'm starting to break into a sweat. Turns out it's her friend, Lexi "forgot" I was coming, even though I had talked to her 40 min ago. She's getting ready and she'll call me when she's ready. 10 nerve racking minutes later I get a text with an apology and a room number. Get to the room and we have some small talk, she asks if she can take some hits off a cig. I ask her to please not smoke as it really bothers me. She says that's fine and she just needs to freshen up a little in the bathroom. 30 seconds later the room smells like cigarette smoke, nice thank you (I'm very allergic.) A couple min later she a comes back in and asks how long I would like and I tell her 30 min, she says ok and just goes right into a CBJ. A terribly unenthusiastic CBJ and I was glad it was wrapped because holy crap the scrapage was intolerable. I was deflating quickly from the pain so I asked if we could just move on, she said I got the 30 min and that was just a CBJ! I gave you five Barry's and this is all I'm getting?! Then she starts asking if I'm a cop when I'm appalled at the price she was asking for FS. We finally come to an agreement but by this time I'm wheezing from inhaling the smoke (I asked you not to smoke for a reason!) and I'm completely soft. She is completely uninterested in helping my situation and her phone is vibrating non stop. She asks if I'm a cop some more and keeps telling me to hurry up. So long story short I left unsatisfied and angry that I gave her that much money for no completion and that kind of service.[/QUOTE]Wow, I been trying to see Lexi thanks for your report, you save me money and a bad time.

I texted Lexi a few days ago she took to long to answer her phone, she wanted me to go to the gas station parking lot (28th / Buchanan) so she can pass her room #. I stayed at home and txted her a few times and she never answer the phone. I am still waiting LOL.

I wanted to do something nice for myself, a real treat. The stars and planets must have been lined up just right tonight because I had an incredible experience. I have seen Belle before and anyone who has seen her knows that she is incredible on her own. I saw that she was also posting for duos with Brooklyn. I decided to give it a go and man am I glad I did. I had not seen Brooklyn before as she is new. What a treat. Both these ladies are attractive. Brooklyn's pictures are recent and accurate. If you know Belle, you know she doesn't post face pics but she is a very pretty woman. Obviously from her pics you know her figure is great. So I set up a 2 hour threesome appointment. Typical 2 call arrangement at a nicer chain motel. Easy. When I arrived I was greeted warmly with hugs and kisses. We chatted for a bit and then got comfortable. Wow! The chemistry between these two ladies is really something. They are close friends. They had only done 1 previous appointment together and just kissed a few times. I urged them to take things where they wanted. Holy shit, they did but they had never done it before. Now, I have been part of interactive duos before but nothing that came close to comparing to this experrience. They definitely have a connection and it was the first time they really showed it. It was amazing to watch and be part of. Hot, hot, hot! Despite what was happening between them, I was never ever left out unless I just wanted to sit back and watch, which of course I did. Their skills are top notch. Wow was that fun!! They took very good care of me taking turns with everything you'd want out of a threesome. It is sure something I will not forget and yes I will repeat as a threesome and with each individually. I highly recommend either individually or as a threesome. Awesome. I'll be repeating that is for sure. Can't wait! Should you have questions, feel free to pm.

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As an older monger I appreciate a mature provider. Accordingly I contacted Wynter today and learned she was available. She met me outside the door of her notel room and welcomed me inside. We chatted for a while and were able to shed our inhibitions and out clothing. We explored each others bodies and kissed (not only on the lips.) We then alternated giving oral pleasure to each other and finished with manual stimulation. If you prefer spinners move along, but, if you appreciate a BBW this woman is a keeper.

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Anyone have any info on Lisa? I may TOFTT If this price is right. Let me know if anyone has any input.

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Lots of bad reviews, including mine from 2013 (see below). I love how she is trying to hide her identity by covering all her tattoos. See post #3166 for my review with older photos of her.

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[QUOTE=Wolverines;1895552]I could not find a review on this one so I decided to take one for the team. Things started well on the phone, she told me her rate was $100 for 1/2 hr and I asked if she would do 1/2 hr for $80. She said yes. I get to her place and she proceeds to perform covered french. I was thinking this is good for a starter. After 5 mins I said I am ready to start and she said this is all that the $80 gets me. I reminded her that she agreed to a reduced 1/2 hr rate on the phone and she said nothing about reduced services. She said "well this is all you get for $80". I said ok what if I throw in another $20 to get it to $100. She reluctantly told me "ok, we can do it but you will get in, cum quickly and then get the fuck out". I told her I expect the full 1/2 hr for the $100 and that is when she proceeded to tell me that she "was not some cheap hor". What a crazy b@t$h? At that point I told her this is a waste of my time and that I am going to leave. I told her that I would like half my money back since I was only there a total of 10 mins with only 5 mins of covered BJ action and 5 mins of dealing with her craziness. She refused (big surprise). I then offered to not write a bad review about her if she gave me 1/2 my money back and again she refused. At that point I proceeded to get the heck out of there as quick as I could.

Easily the worst appointment I have ever had and thats saying alot because I have been a hobbist for about 10 years. And that statement is even more shocking when you consider one of my previous appointments was Stella (formerly Diana).

Stay safe out there.

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Greetings All,

Does anyone have any experience with this one?

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SA.

[QUOTE=Salmasy;2579907]Greetings All,

Does anyone have any experience with this one?

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Thanks!

SA.[/QUOTE]Google image looks good to me. I did a "toftt" 2 weeks ago. Now it's your turn. We all must earn our stars to get our points!