Your misery is our amusement
[QUOTE=DingleBerry69;6497346]I have given texting privileges to my little head way too many times and let me tell you, he's a thirsty dumbass. But this one proves that he sees neither looks nor personality and only sees a hole. The only thing this girl is good at is photo angles and use of filters. One would think that when being greeted by a late 20's. Early 30's year old female with big boobs your eyes would immediately check out her sweater stretchers, but nope, holy FUPA. I thought FUPAs of that size only existed in the dessert line at Golden Corral, and definitely not on a 20 something year old. But, little head was still the captain of this Bad Decision Bus and we proceeded our approach to the tunnel of tuna. For a brief moment of clarity the big head almost prevailed with logic and clear thinking when she immediately asked for payment. Which was after already showing up at her location, getting no response, leaving and being begged to come back. But while the big head is thinking ok this is my out, time to go, little head is planning out the physics and geometry of how to get around Mount Fupa and enter the tunnel of tuna. So we paid the toll to the little troll and were shown to the event venue, which was a random place on the floor. As Frida Baggins took her clothes off even the little head was like are you sure you don't just want to go home and beat me? But we've passed the point of no return, as she has now gripped it and put it in her mouth like she trying to extract the cream filling of a Twinkie. You'd think someone who has most definitely done that before she'd be a little better at it but no. So since the money had been paid, and an appointment with my therapist was already set for the next day, fuck it all aboard the bad Decision bus we go. Have her bend over in an attempt to get my halfie in there. As she exposed her windsock the task became much less challenging as a completely cooked noodle would have no issue falling in that cavern. So as the little head is doing some spelunking in the tuna tunnel a wiff of the tunnels namesake punches me in the nostrils and at that point the mission of the entire changed from getting off to getting out and getting into a shower and / or vat of cleaning caustic.
Learn from my mistakes. If your little head is trying to make this bad decision you beat that thing into submission.
[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/female-escorts/caucasian_w/27horny-and-ready-to-please-/797360055666[/URL][/QUOTE]DB, Almost swallowed my tongue reading your trainwreck date review. Hilarious. Pretty sure most mongers have a past shame event buried deep or that may still give us the screaming nightmares. Probably not fair but hope your mini me leads you astray again only so you can self exorcise by writing about it. Mr Boybear.
Tips for first time with CJ?
Hi everyone,
I'm very new to all of this, but I've been on the boards for a little bit now. I've heard great things about CJ, and I've already received some advice from a very kind member on how best to contact her as a newbie.
As such, I'm just wondering what general tips are to be making my first time with CJ (or with anyone!) as enjoyable as possible. Thank you all.
Curious to know who is playing this game
Why would she sell herself that short for BB hundred extra, seems it would turn away customers more than bring. I get it, some dudes are into the thrill and the.
Adventure. I like my health for what its worth at this point in my life, and working towards not getting some f ed up infection or what the f ever. Just shaking my head I guess.
Thoughts, anyone partake? Russian Roulette.
[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/female-escorts/black_caribbean/gorgeous-melanin-goddess-/808769477759[/URL]
Haven't seen her. Ashley Vixen.
[QUOTE=MidwestHobby;6506169]Sorry, I meant Ashley Vixen.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the high rating of Ashley. Nice to have options. I haven't seen her yet, I've been kind of waiting with anticipation on DJB's review of her. His ability to point us all in the right direction with his articulate synopsis of his own experience is indeed life-changing. Hopefully he will bless us with another of his prodigious musings. Ah, the Bard of the Board. A modern day Shakespeare. We are truly blessed to have his apt skills used on our behalf.
As for Ashley Vixen, her Tryst post has algebraic calculations involved to figure out the costs for varied services. And the calculations lead to a higher than expected bottom line cost. Especially for a one hour GFE FS visit. Now I'm not one to go cheap, but it does seem there are comparable providers for markedly lower donations. Or have I mistakenly placed her quality beneath what she is, and what the lofty expectations the donations would suggest?
Is that her actual costs? Or like others, is that the "tourist" price, and savvy natives will get the lower, more in line with market, costs? Asking for a friend. The Bard.
[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/ashleyvixenxox[/URL]
Inquire.
G2.
Venessa is NOT p10 ya dorks
This 37 ish girl is near collage and 196/ mich. P10 has been in / out of jail. Venessa is a cheap date if you don't mind the basement dweller for her service.
I pm ed one of ya, but seems I need to clarify. ? Was years ago so you can count on face sagin, stinky pussy and dark dungeom atmosfear. And I mean fear. LOL.
If your a searching ugly person, prrolly wouldn't matter. She's a 4 out of 10. Maybe. Happy hunting fellow fucksticks.