At least pretend I'm in the room
Hello Gang,
I'm not much for posting even though I lurk here quit often. My words do not seem to flow as prolific as some of the more established members. However, I though I would share an adventure I had recently.
Started out with the typical, "Hello, which hotel" Check, "Call me from Parking lot to get room number", Check. Personality seemed nice on the phone and was the same lady in the picture once I got to the room.
Now for the good part. In all my years of being on the hunt, I have encountered a lot of different type of personalities regarding the ladies. Some that seemed to actually enjoy it. Some that pretended to enjoy it. Some that were strung out. One that wanted to up sell every time we changed positions. I have ascended the hill a few times and even spent and evening with "Boss Lady". So yes I have been around the block.
With all that being said. I have to admit I have never had an encounter with a lady that was more "detached" than the most recent. I hate to be blunt, but there is no other way to describe it. The fun starts, her top is still on, I'm behind working at it like the little engine that could, I look down and she is texting on her phone. I literally had to stop because I started laughing. Oh well, we live and learn.
Top.
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