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[QUOTE=TeeMich;2560639][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sweet-and-sassy-fourhands-80-today-onlydaily-specials/19549741[/URL]

I'm sure these two have been reviewed here, but without a name it is tough searching. If you have a good search technique let me know. Otherwise if you remember a review or have insight let me know that too. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I have seen them twice. They advertise under the BR section and offer nuru, which was my interest. There are two of them and they are not the women in the picture. Not even close. While they are both fairly busty -- which is necessary for a good nuru -- they are also very overweight. One of them is just huge. You may be asking yourself at this point why I went back to them under those circumstances. Well, they give a really good, slippery nuru massage. Brooke is the only one who has done it better. They have a massage table and use LOTS of oil. Lots of sliding with a very good HE. I have not asked if anything else is available. I doubt anything else is. And they aren't cheap. But if you are looking for a good nuru, and just close your eyes, I found it to be a very enjoyable experience.

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[QUOTE=RwingPplay;2571980]Had a dream of Mia. Called right before arrival but would not pick up. Called again when the got there and she said to text her and wait. Texted me back in a few and told me to come up. House downtown, said she was alone but got there and a lot of guys (pimps?) hanging out downstairs. Got upstairs and she went into another room and wouldn't stop texting. Did a ss and asked to start with BBBJ to get it ready. She said it wasn't on the menu for ss. Hotter than her pics, offered to rub on top and finished before I was all the way ready, her skills were so good and she was so wet. Will repeat for sure since she's so hot, I'll forgive the texting and rushing at first and the thugs downstairs.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/specials-available-lets-play/19923365[/URL][/QUOTE]I'm glad somebody had a far better time than I did. That's the same number I recommended people avoid. Apparently it might be a YMMV. I probably just caught her when she had no idea what was going on outside her own mind.

[QUOTE=OctoberFun;2568883][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/nw-town-i-a-s-8o-special/19946435[/URL]

Complete bait and switch don't waste your time on this one.[/QUOTE]Link is dead. Do you have anything else to identify the bait?

That reviewer has 4 posts and 3 of them are in the kzoo section asking if that girl Amber is real. Just saying....


[QUOTE=Witnessing;2572561]I'm glad somebody had a far better time than I did. That's the same number I recommended people avoid. Apparently it might be a YMMV. I probably just caught her when she had no idea what was going on outside her own mind.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Porthos1844;2572056]I have seen them twice. They advertise under the BR section and offer nuru, which was my interest. There are two of them and they are not the women in the picture. Not even close. While they are both fairly busty -- which is necessary for a good nuru -- they are also very overweight. One of them is just huge. You may be asking yourself at this point why I went back to them under those circumstances. Well, they give a really good, slippery nuru massage. Brooke is the only one who has done it better. They have a massage table and use LOTS of oil. Lots of sliding with a very good HE. I have not asked if anything else is available. I doubt anything else is. And they aren't cheap. But if you are looking for a good nuru, and just close your eyes, I found it to be a very enjoyable experience.[/QUOTE]Thanks for heads up. They were my back-up in case my first choice fell through this week. Saved me some $ and likely some disappoinment as well next week.

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I've been eyeing this one for a while. She has been around a while and I couldn't find any thing on her as far as someone reviewing her. Anyone care to share what they they may know or have heard?

[QUOTE=Porthos1844;2572056]I have seen them twice. They advertise under the BR section and offer nuru, which was my interest. There are two of them and they are not the women in the picture. Not even close. While they are both fairly busty -- which is necessary for a good nuru -- they are also very overweight. One of them is just huge. You may be asking yourself at this point why I went back to them under those circumstances. Well, they give a really good, slippery nuru massage. Brooke is the only one who has done it better. They have a massage table and use LOTS of oil. Lots of sliding with a very good HE. I have not asked if anything else is available. I doubt anything else is. And they aren't cheap. But if you are looking for a good nuru, and just close your eyes, I found it to be a very enjoyable experience.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. While I don't need a perfect body, "huge" doesn't sound appealing.

Had a visit set up with Sparkle for this morning. Had everthing arranged last night as I live a 35 miles away from G. Are. Everthing was good to go. Sent her a text this morning when I got close and she reponded that she'd just gotten into the shower, could I give her a few minutes. I waited 30 minutes. Nothing. Tried again. Still no response. Then said I was taking off. Have heard nothing. No "sorry buddy for disappointing you". Nothing. To say the least, I'm disappointed. I've been around plenty long enough to know that sometimes life gets in the way with these gals, and I completely understand. I just have never not gotten at least an explanation. I'm a morning monger as that just works better for me and this can be typical, but agian, just let me know. Sparkle has disapointed me.

[QUOTE=EngrGuy;2573084][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/private-incall-also-outcall-24-hr-service/19291205[/URL]

I've been eyeing this one for a while. She has been around a while and I couldn't find any thing on her as far as someone reviewing her. Anyone care to share what they they may know or have heard?[/QUOTE]I've been watching this one too. Haven't been able to pull the trigger though, almost feels set up. She is cute as hell in her vid's though.

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Toftt and struck gold. She actually is exactly what she says. A good girl gone bad. Says she has had some bad experiences and wants to leave the game before she really gets ztarted. That would be a travesty.

Very open minded, fantastic time. Went for a ss and stayed almost an hour.

Body isn't superb. Baby damage, smaller up top. Not fat at all but comfortably past emaciated. Just my style. Enthusiastic and good skills.

Seniors, pm me and I'll let you know an easy way to let her know you are safe. She is very concerned with LE. Not at a good location this trip, but I gave her a few pointers for next time. I'd put her up there with Kandi. Maybe just a bit below.

I've been wanting to see Kelly for a very long time and still have not. Thinking I'm going to pull the trigger this week. Can any senior members pm details. Appearance, price, services, etc. Thank you.

[QUOTE=Porthos1844;2572056]I have seen them twice. They advertise under the BR section and offer nuru, which was my interest. There are two of them and they are not the women in the picture. Not even close. While they are both fairly busty -- which is necessary for a good nuru -- they are also very overweight. One of them is just huge. You may be asking yourself at this point why I went back to them under those circumstances. Well, they give a really good, slippery nuru massage. Brooke is the only one who has done it better. They have a massage table and use LOTS of oil. Lots of sliding with a very good HE. I have not asked if anything else is available. I doubt anything else is. And they aren't cheap. But if you are looking for a good nuru, and just close your eyes, I found it to be a very enjoyable experience.[/QUOTE]I saw them this week too, paid $$ for a hh nuru with HE. They were so into shoving their fingers up my ass, that I had to finish myself. Absolutely no roaming on the bottoms from either. Used way too much oil, I am still trying to get it out of my hair. I did get naked in the shower with each of them after, but about killed myself when I slipped and fell out of the shower. All that and I was still back in my car inside of 25 minutes. Don't think I'll be returning.

They also advertised in the escort section. What is it with all the people advertising in escort section and then only offering massage services?

[QUOTE=EngrGuy;2573084][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/private-incall-also-outcall-24-hr-service/19291205[/URL]

I've been eyeing this one for a while. She has been around a while and I couldn't find any thing on her as far as someone reviewing her. Anyone care to share what they they may know or have heard?[/QUOTE]I've dreamed twice. One incall one out. She is real and safe. Very chatty, but very open and GFE. It's been awhile so I don't recall donation. She was enjoyable.