Korean Bar Reports

[QUOTE=HMobius;3443770]Dizziest crew :) LMAO. Never heard that to describe BGs. Please tell the story.[/QUOTE]Got served wrong beer, wrong change and worst of all change given to another customer. WTF! I am not a
pabo LVB so I guess no service😣

[QUOTE=Lualualei808;3443994]Got served wrong beer, wrong change and worst of all change given to another customer. WTF![/QUOTE]Guess it's the new thing but twice recently got shortchanged, Oh well new ways to rip guys off, not worth it as will never go back there during their shifts. Be safe and watch out for the guys and gals in blue.

[QUOTE=HMobius;3443988]I thought of your previous analyses one night when I was in SnS; lots of guys who look like they've been in the bargame since the late 60's. Similar at EG; they still try to be smooth, buying drinks for the women and men of the bar.[/QUOTE]They still acking like one bunch of Coolios, and still bearing gifts of cash and commodities / consumables; still no can get the prize (only the one in the rear). Speaking of the champion 'her dizziness,' she gives the wrong change to the wrong and right customas, talks and thinks in tangents ('nobody home, hehe!), thinks her dog is her BF, and 'I always thirsty. '.

Speaking of one LVB from the '60's, all he talked about was how the guys and KBGs (including him) from that era all getting sick, dying, or dead from their KB / KBG escapades. No doubt that it catches up with you especially if you drinking yourself sober (20+ beers per day), seven days a week. Not worth it (the drinking and KBGs) so take care.

Was the " dizzy" one of those newly transfered grannies from Summit?

They have worked bars in ages. Alcohols finally catch up to them killing their brain cells a little.

"Wrong change, wrong beer and give your change to someone else" That was a triple fuck up.

There is nothing good in town. Try Kalihi side next time.

[QUOTE=Lualualei808;3443994]Got served wrong beer, wrong change and worst of all change given to another customer. WTF! I am not a
pabo LVB so I guess no service😣[/QUOTE]

The KBG's just told me for the little play that I get you LVB are paying premium prices, so now I got to paid a additional Franklin for the same play. You donkeys are making the KBG's think that there Punani are gold.

[QUOTE=TrueTemper;3447362]The KBG's just told me for the little play that I get you LVB are paying premium prices, so now I got to paid a additional Franklin for the same play. You donkeys are making the KBG's think that there Punani are gold.[/QUOTE]You LVB's just go to the AMP and pay less for a way more Hot looking model that is a porn star. Sorry GM just had to vent when I was told to pay the premium price.

[QUOTE=TrueTemper;3447366]You LVB's just go to the AMP and pay less for a way more Hot looking model that is a porn star. Sorry GM just had to vent when I was told to pay the premium price.[/QUOTE]But on the up note I just got to better my skill set to find the diamond in the ruff. Sandra didn't see you at EG so another KBG came in and told her I am Chumalak wrong spelling of course she told me we go in the booth and find out how much Tsukebe I am. Finally finding assertive KBG's that looking for the Neko 's. At SNS said the password Fox the guy was clue less. Seems like the parking lot had a lot more cars.

[QUOTE=TrueTemper;3447386]But on the up note I just got to better my skill set to find the diamond in the ruff. Sandra didn't see you at EG so another KBG came in and told her I am Chumalak wrong spelling of course she told me we go in the booth and find out how much Tsukebe I am. Finally finding assertive KBG's that looking for the Neko 's. At SNS said the password Fox the guy was clue less. Seems like the parking lot had a lot more cars.[/QUOTE]Have fun guys. So much LVB's making the KBG's drink on the bar. Who Knows Maybe getting Takeout. Not!

I did not go town last week. I was too busy firing my bazooka. Made a hell of a mess on my windshield. It was all worthwhile.

Bazooka is reloaded. Going out for a full meal tonight. Stop by if you can. I am wearing an aloha shirt. We can talk story there. Code Fox.

Replying on your other post. LVBs seldom sit booth cause they can have pussy at their princess place. An average Joe likes to sit booth cause they are on a hunting mission.

[QUOTE=TrueTemper;3447386]But on the up note I just got to better my skill set to find the diamond in the ruff. Sandra didn't see you at EG so another KBG came in and told her I am Chumalak wrong spelling of course she told me we go in the booth and find out how much Tsukebe I am. Finally finding assertive KBG's that looking for the Neko 's. At SNS said the password Fox the guy was clue less. Seems like the parking lot had a lot more cars.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WarriorForLife;3448309]I did not go town last week. I was too busy firing my bazooka. Made a hell of a mess on my windshield. It was all worthwhile.

Bazooka is reloaded. Going out for a full meal tonight. Stop by if you can. I am wearing an aloha shirt. We can talk story there. Code Fox.

Replying on your other post. LVBs seldom sit booth cause they can have pussy at their princess place. An average Joe likes to sit booth cause they are on a hunting mission.[/QUOTE]Not going make it. Make sense the princesses do take out. When Kap last night so not going out for a long time. Glad you got play. Seems like the KBG's are more interacting with the bar customers.

Which is good. Haven't gone to Splash in a while. Have fun guys. I am calm now I read my post it seems I should go to the AMP and not blame it on the LVB's it me that got to walk away from the deal.

[QUOTE=TrueTemper;3447386]But on the up note I just got to better my skill set to find the diamond in the ruff. Sandra didn't see you at EG so another KBG came in and told her I am Chumalak wrong spelling of course she told me we go in the booth and find out how much Tsukebe I am. Finally finding assertive KBG's that looking for the Neko 's. At SNS said the password Fox the guy was clue less. Seems like the parking lot had a lot more cars.[/QUOTE]It's full from the kiddie bar upstairs called the tipsy pig bar and grill. Really good young local girl eye candy in that place. Seems to be a popular date place.

Was there around 11. The lady gave me a super HJ was busy so I ordered a drink wait for her. She came to me around 12. Wearing short skirt as usual. Showing her sexy legs. Bought her a bottle of Soju. After she Pau work. She got into my car. Waste no time she was stroking my bazooka. Took off her panty playing with her nice trimmed pussy. After 5 minutes of foreplay. I inserted my bazooka into her wet pussy. Pound her for 5 minutes. Took off my cover. Went for BBBJ. She could only take half of my bazooka. Finally I shot my huge load inside her mouth. She swallowed every drops.

[QUOTE=TrueTemper;3448599]Not going make it. Make sense the princesses do take out. When Kap last night so not going out for a long time. Glad you got play. Seems like the KBG's are more interacting with the bar customers.

Which is good. Haven't gone to Splash in a while. Have fun guys. I am calm now I read my post it seems I should go to the AMP and not blame it on the LVB's it me that got to walk away from the deal.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=WarriorForLife;3449476]Was there around 11. The lady gave me a super HJ was busy so I ordered a drink wait for her. She came to me around 12. Wearing short skirt as usual. Showing her sexy legs. Bought her a bottle of Soju. After she Pau work. She got into my car. Waste no time she was stroking my bazooka. Took off her panty playing with her nice trimmed pussy. After 5 minutes of foreplay. I inserted my bazooka into her wet pussy. Pound her for 5 minutes. Took off my cover. Went for BBBJ. She could only take half of my bazooka. Finally I shot my huge load inside her mouth. She swallowed every drops.

.[/QUOTE]Hey, you must look like Brad Pitt. Lucky bastid! LOL.

[QUOTE=WarriorForLife;3449476]Was there around 11. The lady gave me a super HJ was busy so I ordered a drink wait for her. She came to me around 12. Wearing short skirt as usual. Showing her sexy legs. Bought her a bottle of Soju. After she Pau work. She got into my car. Waste no time she was stroking my bazooka. Took off her panty playing with her nice trimmed pussy. After 5 minutes of foreplay. I inserted my bazooka into her wet pussy. Pound her for 5 minutes. Took off my cover. Went for BBBJ. She could only take half of my bazooka. Finally I shot my huge load inside her mouth. She swallowed every drops.

.[/QUOTE]Who details your car? They must do a really good job to get the body fluids out of the leather. With all the drips in the car, I'm going to call you Rohrshach from now on. LOL.

[QUOTE=Pursuer;3449983]Hey, you must look like Brad Pitt. Lucky bastid! LOL.[/QUOTE]Must be Michelle. She pau early and you don't need to look like Brad Pitt to get serviced by her. LOL.

[QUOTE=JohnRoss;3450045]Who details your car? They must do a really good job to get the body fluids out of the leather. With all the drips in the car, I'm going to call you Rohrshach from now on. LOL.[/QUOTE]I'm waiting for when it progresses to his home in every room, culminating in the his-and-hers shower.

[QUOTE=Moonman757;3451059]Must be Michelle. She pau early and you don't need to look like Brad Pitt to get serviced by her. LOL.[/QUOTE]He said she came by at 12. Michelle rarely stays that late unless she got some fish on the hook.

[QUOTE=HMobius;3451067]I'm waiting for when it progresses to his home in every room, culminating in the his-and-hers shower.[/QUOTE]Banging in the kitchen is fun, especially if you use some imagination with items in the fridge.

[QUOTE=Moonman757;3451059]Must be Michelle. She pau early and you don't need to look like Brad Pitt to get serviced by her. LOL.[/QUOTE]Michelle is not shy about sex. She has a nice personality and has a sense of humor. Can be expensive, but she will please you.

[QUOTE=JohnRoss;3451323]Banging in the kitchen is fun, especially if you use some imagination with items in the fridge.[/QUOTE]Yeah. Turning your windshield into a glazed donut would be a biatch to clean, and you ain't going nowhere til you can see out of it.

[QUOTE=Maximo808;3451820]Michelle is not shy about sex. She has a nice personality and has a sense of humor. Can be expensive, but she will please you.[/QUOTE]Which bar is this Michelle at? There are a few Michelle's around the bars.

[QUOTE=VietWhisperer;3452125]Which bar is this Michelle at? There are a few Michelle's around the bars.[/QUOTE]She works at Starlite in Kalihi. She is usually there by 12 noon. She prefers a Hennesy shot after CIM, good mouthwash. Ha ha.

Went there to see the sex goddess. Since she emptied my bazooka twice. I am waiting for it to get reloaded. So I just went there to chat and drink with her. She told me to get a room next time. So she could fuck my brian out.

Went to see my honey princess Fox after. But she was gone once again. I still like to marry her. But it seem like she is enjoying what she is doing. She said she is not fucking anyone. No need rush. Just enjoy life. So I just leave it as that.

Fouth of July is coming. Thinking of getting a room to fire my bazooka with the sex goddess. Anyone knows where can I get a cheap room?

She starts work when the bar opens. About12. Starlite by the canal. Good luck. Nice lady.

[QUOTE=VietWhisperer;3452125]Which bar is this Michelle at? There are a few Michelle's around the bars.[/QUOTE].

I ran into a long lost friend in Kalihi and we decided to find a long lost KBG in PC.

There was a lot to share.

PM me for info, but I will not mention names, just the bar, description of the KBG, and their situation.

If this is Michelle at Starlite formally Cheers Station, yes she is not shy regarding sex. Although my experiences was limited to HJ, BBBJ with fiv and a little daty. Any of you lucky bastards can confirm full service romps with her. She was pretty disciplined to not give in to FS. But then again this was 4-5 years ago. Just curious if she had evolved as she gets closer to retirement.

[QUOTE=Maximo808;3451820]Michelle is not shy about sex. She has a nice personality and has a sense of humor. Can be expensive, but she will please you.[/QUOTE]

I would not go with grannies. Just to let you know my mom probably is younger than her. She is pushing mid 50?

Heard a lot of things about her. Not interested at all.

The lady I met was a classy lady. She fell into my looks I guess. We have so much in comment.

I still love princess Fox. But she is busy all the time. I have no choice to find someone to temporary relieve my needs.

[QUOTE=Wn5912;3452423]If this is Michelle at Starlite formally Cheers Station, yes she is not shy regarding sex. Although my experiences was limited to HJ, BBBJ with fiv and a little daty. Any of you lucky bastards can confirm full service romps with her. She was pretty disciplined to not give in to FS. But then again this was 4-5 years ago. Just curious if she had evolved as she gets closer to retirement.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WarriorForLife;3452454]I would not go with grannies. Just to let you know my mom probably is younger than her. She is pushing mid 50?

Heard a lot of things about her. Not interested at all.

The lady I met was a classy lady. She fell into my looks I guess. We have so much in comment.

I still love princess Fox. But she is busy all the time. I have no choice to find someone to temporary relieve my needs.[/QUOTE]I recall a few years ago (probably more like 4-5) there was a kbg named Michelle that worked at Cheers then switched to work in a MP (pink at the ward 3 plex). Now, I would think she would be in her late 40's or so. She had a nice slim body, soft bees/sees and a nice face. I heard she left the MP scene and went back to work in a KB (not sure which one or if she's still working).

I'm not saying that this Michelle is the one I'm speaking of because I didn't see this one.

Stay safe bros.

[QUOTE=Udakine;3452860]I recall a few years ago (probably more like 4-5) there was a kbg named Michelle that worked at Cheers then switched to work in a MP (pink at the ward 3 plex). Now, I would think she would be in her late 40's or so. She had a nice slim body, soft bees/sees and a nice face. I heard she left the MP scene and went back to work in a KB (not sure which one or if she's still working).

I'm not saying that this Michelle is the one I'm speaking of because I didn't see this one.

Stay safe bros.[/QUOTE]This Michelle started at Cheers about 5-6 years ago, giving awesome BBBJCIM service. I don't think she has ever left Cheers / Starlite as her car was always on premises all these years. Her working at an AMP is an intriguing thought, though. Perhaps we should call her Jolly Rancher. I just saw a commercial on tv and their slogan is Keep on sucking! LOL.

[QUOTE=WarriorForLife;3452401]Went there to see the sex goddess. Since she emptied my bazooka twice. I am waiting for it to get reloaded. So I just went there to chat and drink with her. She told me to get a room next time. So she could fuck my brian out.

Went to see my honey princess Fox after. But she was gone once again. I still like to marry her. But it seem like she is enjoying what she is doing. She said she is not fucking anyone. No need rush. Just enjoy life. So I just leave it as that.

Fouth of July is coming. Thinking of getting a room to fire my bazooka with the sex goddess. Anyone knows where can I get a cheap room?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WarriorForLife;3452454]I would not go with grannies. Just to let you know my mom probably is younger than her. She is pushing mid 50?

Heard a lot of things about her. Not interested at all.

The lady I met was a classy lady. She fell into my looks I guess. We have so much in comment.

I still love princess Fox. But she is busy all the time. I have no choice to find someone to temporary relieve my needs.[/QUOTE]Why not just take her to your home? It is in the area, isn't it?

Kay is not fucking anyone? Perhaps she meant she is not fucking any one. Of course that is true because she is fucking more than one. LOL.

I remember when you were interested in LeeAnn and some others. If that is true about your mother's age, you do know they are older than your mother, too.

Were you at Starlite the other night? You should have seen it. There was a young buck sitting at the bar, looking all around checking out the women. I mean it was blatant. Almost a 135* turn in the bar stool just staring at girls at a table. Then he fell asleep on the bar. Mama had to move the beer away so he wouldn't hit it with his head.

[QUOTE=WarriorForLife;3452454]I would not go with grannies. Just to let you know my mom probably is younger than her. She is pushing mid 50?

Heard a lot of things about her. Not interested at all.

The lady I met was a classy lady. She fell into my looks I guess. We have so much in comment.

I still love princess Fox. But she is busy all the time. I have no choice to find someone to temporary relieve my needs.[/QUOTE]You have a lot in comment? Hehe jk I'm sure you meant common but that's their job to be interested in what you talk about and like. Every lady can be classy but in the KB's no matter how they dress or how they act classy isn't a word I would use. Some people that go to the massage parlors say that the girl at the MP is classy also. But to each their own nothing against that since everyone is human at the end. I'm glad to hear that you are not riding the village bike at Starlite but who knows if the girl you are with is offering play with you do you think you are the only one. Take it with a grain salt and have fun is the main thing. If you have been going to Starlite lately then we have probably crossed paths or been there at the same time. I'm sure there are a lot of people who post and others who just read what's on this site that I've crossed path with. Same with how some KBGs even talk about this site and ask about it. Overall just have fun and continue on with the reports since no more much really going on.

When I first met Leeann, she said she is 42. I dumped her after I found out she is older than my mom.

Can't really tell real age when they have tons of make up on their face. They all BS about ages.

Cici at EG told me she is 24. Come to found out she is at least 35.

Princess Fox said she is 42. I believe she is around that age. A little older than me. But that is okay.

Cici.

[QUOTE=JohnRoss;3453173]Why not just take her to your home? It is in the area, isn't it?

Kay is not fucking anyone? Perhaps she meant she is not fucking any one. Of course that is true because she is fucking more than one. LOL.

I remember when you were interested in LeeAnn and some others. If that is true about your mother's age, you do know they are older than your mother, too.

Were you at Starlite the other night? You should have seen it. There was a young buck sitting at the bar, looking all around checking out the women. I mean it was blatant. Almost a 135* turn in the bar stool just staring at girls at a table. Then he fell asleep on the bar. Mama had to move the beer away so he wouldn't hit it with his head.[/QUOTE]

It is " common" I hate when the phone is in auto correct mode. It changes words I don't even notice it.

I have been hang out at Starlite and Kstyle lately. Have to please princess Fox and the sex goddess.

Can't take them my place cause my mom is at home. So I have to bang in my car or at their place.

I don't go town anymore. Stay at Kalihi side. More fun there.

See you around, if you see a young handsome guy singing karaoke at Starlite. That's me. Come say Hi.

[QUOTE=Dragons76;3453195]You have a lot in comment? Hehe jk I'm sure you meant common but that's their job to be interested in what you talk about and like. Every lady can be classy but in the KB's no matter how they dress or how they act classy isn't a word I would use. Some people that go to the massage parlors say that the girl at the MP is classy also. But to each their own nothing against that since everyone is human at the end. I'm glad to hear that you are not riding the village bike at Starlite but who knows if the girl you are with is offering play with you do you think you are the only one. Take it with a grain salt and have fun is the main thing. If you have been going to Starlite lately then we have probably crossed paths or been there at the same time. I'm sure there are a lot of people who post and others who just read what's on this site that I've crossed path with. Same with how some KBGs even talk about this site and ask about it. Overall just have fun and continue on with the reports since no more much really going on.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WarriorForLife;3452454]I would not go with grannies. Just to let you know my mom probably is younger than her. She is pushing mid 50?

Heard a lot of things about her. Not interested at all.

The lady I met was a classy lady. She fell into my looks I guess. We have so much in comment.

I still love princess Fox. But she is busy all the time. I have no choice to find someone to temporary relieve my needs.[/QUOTE]There are some young gorgeous classy ones at Evergreen (Town!) right now. Some are AMP grade, but all are slim shapely dolls. "Princess Fox" is a hag compared to them, especially for a studly guy.

If they see you they'll go nuts. You should check them out before they go, as they are likely 2-month wonders.

I glad get some guys who see the silver lining in others and things, but come on now, the KBs are not your typical venues for "classy" wahines. Their jobs are to create, without mincing words, unrealistic bullshit fantasies in order for you to spend your last dollar; not necessarily to empty your cannon, bazooka, rocket launcher, or howitzer (unless you when reach their price points). Everybody knows that to get something you gots to spend. Nothing is free in the KBs; either you spend with kala, credit, time, or dignity (or all of the aforementioned). But good if can get whatever because "you handsome, you smart, you the best. " Not everybody so fortunate.

BTW, get one Mit (z) Funai (MitzFunai) navigating the site; not do be mistaken for moi.

[QUOTE=MitsFunai;3453447]I glad get some guys who see the silver lining in others and things, but come on now, the KBs are not your typical venues for "classy" wahines. Their jobs are to create, without mincing words, unrealistic bullshit fantasies in order for you to spend your last dollar; not necessarily to empty your cannon, bazooka, rocket launcher, or howitzer (unless you when reach their price points). Everybody knows that to get something you gots to spend. Nothing is free in the KBs; either you spend with kala, credit, time, or dignity (or all of the aforementioned). But good if can get whatever because "you handsome, you smart, you the best. " Not everybody so fortunate.

BTW, get one Mit (z) Funai (MitzFunai) navigating the site; not do be mistaken for moi.[/QUOTE]No worry, we get can resin underneath the bed. We're just tossing those words around for the man through which some of us vicariously live.

I saw it, it made me look twice; but You're the real Mits.

[QUOTE=WarriorForLife;3453207]When I first met Leeann, she said she is 42. I dumped her after I found out she is older than my mom.

Can't really tell real age when they have tons of make up on their face. They all BS about ages.

Cici at EG told me she is 24. Come to found out she is at least 35.

Princess Fox said she is 42. I believe she is around that age. A little older than me. But that is okay.

Cici.[/QUOTE]Cici been working Evergreen for probably 6 years now so would have been underage if you were to truly believe she was 24. I've fallen for the lift up the dress lap dance tease she does before but no way would I believe she was in her 20's. Leann is early 50's easily.

[QUOTE=Udakine;3452860]I recall a few years ago (probably more like 4-5) there was a kbg named Michelle that worked at Cheers then switched to work in a MP (pink at the ward 3 plex). Now, I would think she would be in her late 40's or so. She had a nice slim body, soft bees/sees and a nice face. I heard she left the MP scene and went back to work in a KB (not sure which one or if she's still working).

I'm not saying that this Michelle is the one I'm speaking of because I didn't see this one.

Stay safe bros.[/QUOTE]Different Michelle.

Saw Leeann shopping with her adult son one day. She was without any make up. Tell you what. My mom look way better than her. She does have sugar daddy. And is hitched up with some dude. No way she is 42 as she claims. A lady at the bar told me she is pushing 55. LOL.

Cici tripped me out. That Chinese girl is as wild as I ever seen. She loves to tease by lift up her own dress. Told her EG has eyes in the sky. She is too obvious she does not care. Cici looks good in the day. Saw her shopping at Macy's once. She does offer me take out once. Anyone knows her real age?

Princess Fox hardly put any make up when she is at work. She looks great during the day. Natural beauty. Like to marry her some day.

Why KBGs lie so much?

[QUOTE=VietWhisperer;3453834]Cici been working Evergreen for probably 6 years now so would have been underage if you were to truly believe she was 24. I've fallen for the lift up the dress lap dance tease she does before but no way would I believe she was in her 20's. Leann is early 50's easily.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JohnRoss;3453173]Why not just take her to your home? It is in the area, isn't it?

Kay is not fucking anyone? Perhaps she meant she is not fucking any one. Of course that is true because she is fucking more than one. LOL.[/QUOTE]No one hitting home runs with her lately? Guess I still get chance then. Haha.

Peace out.

[QUOTE=WarriorForLife;3453922]Why KBGs lie so much?[/QUOTE]Get this thing called Alcohol (Amnesia) Blackout: "the blackouts are frequently described as having effects similar to that of anterograde amnesia, in which the subject cannot recall any events after the event that caused amnesia. . Impairment of the liver will also allow more alcohol to reach the brain and hasten the individual's blackout. " Chronic lying is also a form of amnesia (lie so much no can remember the previous lie (or truth)) so the KBGs get the whole Monte when it comes to being screwed up. Many of them are delusional (they firmly have a belief despite being contradicted by what is accepted as rational argument or the truth) or have mental disorders; that's why they say, do, and think crazy things. Watch out because this shit is also called psychosis-no can tell what is real from what is imagined-so they might do something nuts, thinking that it is not (see this all the time in the KBs). Classy? No way.