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Chill dumb, it is getting worse and you are moments away from busting a blood vessel having a heart attack having a stroke or any number of things all for what a stupid manga board oh, something that has no real meaning in life for the most part time to chillax or your health or mental health is going to be affected and none of us will care, it will all be on you and for what?
Asian DumbDumb, you really are living up to your name. You do realize it is "sense" not "cents" right? Just having some fun right? LOL.
[QUOTE=AsianYumYum;5540248]I think it's really better to summarize all that bullshit you just yap by saying that[b] a Penny is probably worth more then your sorry worthless ass, you make no "Cents".[/b].[/QUOTE]What's interesting is some other well known members have the exact same problem with this word, very odd indeed don't you think?
[QUOTE=Toujula;2590320]Come to think of it, [b]a penny is worth more then your sorry, worthless, useless ass, you make no god dam, "Cents".[/b][/QUOTE][QUOTE=OlGary;4719333]I think it's safe to say[b] a penny is worth more then your sorry worthless ass, you make no "cents".[/b][/QUOTE][QUOTE=OlGary;5036136]
Come to think of it, [b]a penny is probably worth more then your stupid worthless ass, you make no "Cents". [/b][/QUOTE]Come to think of it you have so much in common with OlGary, Toujula, Grogrin, Negsiro etc. Words like the misused "cents", "shun" , "inflator" and my favorite "skunks"! Do you guys know each other? LMFAO.
[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;5541300]Asian DumbDumb, you really are living up to your name. You do realize it is "sense" not "cents" right? Just having some fun right? LOL.
What's interesting is some other well known members have the exact same problem with this word, very odd indeed don't you think?
Come to think of it you have so much in common with OlGary, Toujula, Grogrin, Negsiro etc. Words like the misused "cents", "shun" , "inflator" and my favorite "skunks"! Do you guys know each other? LMFAO.[/QUOTE]Bravo Billy, BRAVO!
Guilty Beyond a Reasonable Doubt!
[QUOTE=Wiseass;5541511]Bravo Billy, BRAVO!Guilty Beyond a Reasonable Doubt![/QUOTE]Absolutely. Only a real dummy spells 'sense' 'cents' and we know who that moron is!
Here they are folks. What is that ol sayin. "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt that you're a fucking idiot".
It's all right here folks, and you think I am kidding when I tell you, there is 300 years plus between these men and it is nothing but stupidity. You are supposed to be wiser as you get older but these dumb asses, sorry losers of any kind, are the complete opposite.
I contribute more to society from the sweat of my balls then these 3 head morons combine. It is so comical that they jump to help validate each other's post not knowing that it instead prove them to be stupid in the process and doesn't help their cause. It is fucking laughable, just gut wrenching laughable the amount of stupidity from these 3 worthless sperms that should've been swallowed but unfortunately we have to live with their worthless existence.
This stupid imbecile is trying to correct on "sense" when my whole point of "cents" was a metaphor to prove how worthless you are compared to a penny and why I quoted it, lmaooooooo. And he thinks he got me on a spelling error, bawhahahahahah, lmao, what a fucking a moron, cretin, Dumb fucking imbecile. My god, you losers take all status of what a human being no brains is. WOW.
Look at this shit on display, lmao. This is gold. Lmao.
[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;5541300]Asian DumbDumb, you really are living up to your name. You do realize it is "sense" not "cents" right? Just having some fun right? LOL.
What's interesting is some other well known members have the exact same problem with this word, very odd indeed don't you think?
Come to think of it you have so much in common with OlGary, Toujula, Grogrin, Negsiro etc. Words like the misused "cents", "shun" , "inflator" and my favorite "skunks"! Do you guys know each other? LMFAO.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ThroatMonger69;5541831]Absolutely. Only a real dummy spells 'sense' 'cents' and we know who that moron is![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Wiseass;5541511]Bravo Billy, BRAVO!Guilty Beyond a Reasonable Doubt![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=AsianYumYum;5542033]Here they are folks. What is that ol sayin. "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt that you're a fucking idiot".
It's all right here folks, and you think I am kidding when I tell you, there is 300 years plus between these men and it is nothing but stupidity. You are supposed to be wiser as you get older but these dumb asses, sorry losers of any kind, are the complete opposite.
I contribute more to society from the sweat of my balls then these 3 head morons combine. It is so comical that they jump to help validate each other's post not knowing that it instead prove them to be stupid in the process and doesn't help their cause. It is fucking laughable, just gut wrenching laughable the amount of stupidity from these 3 worthless sperms that should've been swallowed but unfortunately we have to live with their worthless existence.
This stupid imbecile is trying to correct on "sense" when my whole point of "cents" was a metaphor to prove how worthless you are compared to a penny and why I quoted it, lmaooooooo. And he thinks he got me on a spelling error, bawhahahahahah, lmao, what a fucking a moron, cretin, Dumb fucking imbecile. My god, you losers take all status of what a human being no brains is. WOW.
Look at this shit on display, lmao. This is gold. Lmao.[/QUOTE]No, you're right, totally a metaphor. A metaphor no one understood. Take your metaphors, analogies, tropes, mores, alliterations, pataphores, sarcasm, and etc., and shove them in your brown hole. No one, and I mean no one, takes you seriously.
DumDum's Latest Joke:
"I might give one of you members in the 'More Bang For Your Buck (MBFYB) club the number and let you have at it if you want to go down to the Fall River, New Bedford area to see her".
The MBFYB Club? LMAO! How many Members in this Elite Club? I would Guess 3 Members. DumDum (Me) President, DumDum (Myself) Vice-President, and DumDum (and I) Secretary-Treasurer, LOL! Access to all the Imaginary Girls you could want for Bargain Basement Prices! Maybe you'll let your very close "Friends", OlGary, Grogin, Negsiro, and Toujula join too! LOL!
This Guy is too Much! Always a Laugh! Like Tuning in to the Comedy Central! How does He come up with all this Stuff? Thanks DumDum! Keep up the Good Work!
[QUOTE=ThroatMonger69;5541831]Absolutely. Only a real dummy spells 'sense' 'cents' and we know who that moron is![/QUOTE]OMG this explains everything. Including why this guy showed up out of nowhere. He's like everywhere trolling the Boston boards.
Admin actually admonished me for telling this troll to post here on Massholes instead of polluting the other threads! LOL.
[QUOTE=AsianYumYum;5542033]Here they are folks. What is that ol sayin. "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt that you're a fucking idiot".[/QUOTE]You should have taken your own advice. You removed all doubt long ago!
Who the fuck is this joker? Are you related to cocksucka69, a dumb trailer park trash wet smelling dog member of his family tree or are you the one he is referring to getting it down your throat?
Go wipe your mother's ass and come back and tell us if the hoe is clean then we can see if you're man enough to enter the conversation. Let me know if you ready for some heat.
[QUOTE=Jolem;5542629]OMG this explains everything. Including why this guy showed up out of nowhere. He's like everywhere trolling the Boston boards.
Admin actually admonished me for telling this troll to post here on Massholes instead of polluting the other threads! LOL.[/QUOTE]
Looks like he got the blue ink for threatening someone. I think A2's full time job is vetting those posts. LOL.
[QUOTE=Sounds;5542686]You should have taken your own advice. You removed all doubt long ago![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DMichaels69;5542844]Looks like he got the blue ink for threatening someone. I think A2's full time job is vetting those posts. LOL.[/QUOTE]If I were you, I'd be careful what you say! DumDum will put you on his Hit List and you'll never get into the MBFYB Club! Lmao!
[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;5541300]Asian DumbDumb, you really are living up to your name. You do realize it is "sense" not "cents" right? Just having some fun right? LOL.
What's interesting is some other well known members have the exact same problem with this word, very odd indeed don't you think?
Come to think of it you have so much in common with OlGary, Toujula, Grogrin, Negsiro etc. Words like the misused "cents", "shun" , "inflator" and my favorite "skunks"! Do you guys know each other? LMFAO.[/QUOTE]Wait wait wait.
So if AsianYY is Olgary and Olgary is Cheezefist. Then that makes Asian yum yum is Cheezefist! LOL.
You can't make this shit up!
HahahahHaha!!
So. From the first and last paragraphs of this review I take it that there were no masks involved. Before anyone else decides to go swap spit with Leeza, you should know that there's a decent chance she is not vaccinated. I say this because I saw her one time a few years back and accidentally allowed the conversation to veer into her anti-vax opinions. I was very disappointed to hear that someone I am fond of is this deluded, but there you have it. It was like the time I accidentally conversed with a guy at a bar who started in with the "9/11 was an inside job" bullshit.
Anyway, there was no covid at the time so I didn't hesitate to see her again after that. But if you're one of the people who think it's all over because some of us are vaccinated, I'd think again when it comes to Leeza.
[QUOTE=ThroatMonger69;5523369]I can't stop smiling as I just got back from Leeza in Clinton. Leeza has been well reviewed on this board and many of us champion her for good reason.
She greets me at the door wearing an open white lab coat that shows off a black lace bra that inhabit her massive DDDs. I give her a quick hug and a kiss on the lips, which slightly turns me on as I grab her ass during the said kiss. Unfortunately, according to reports, no one has ever tried to touch her massive tits which is does suck. However, her massages are something to behold.
She has me lay naked on my belly after she collects my pay and soon heats up oil. She dabs a little to my ass crack and slowly glistens my cheeks. Next she uses her invasiveness and butters up my taint, using gentle caresses to the area while I lift my hips, inviting her hands to my erect cock. Leeza takes her time, massaging my prostate and ass crack thoroughly while I assume a doggy style position and groan when she touches my scrotum with her oiled hand.
Next, she reaches for my cock, applying hot oil to the area, her foreign hand covering my big, veiny erection with her warm lubricant. It feels amazing and I let her know that. Then she does something I love that is stroke my cock as I'm on all-fours. I thrust into her cupped oiled hands as sort of a makeshift pussy. I do this vigorously, pumping for all I'm worth my firm ass cheeks jiggle as Leeza and I engage in some sultry eye contact.
After I'm done thrusting, I turn onto my back and Leeza pours hot oil all over the head of my cock. I groan with pleasure as it feels so good. Lee's a edges me properly. Remember guys, she's a professional, you will get a proper edge-job and external prostate massage. As she does this she uses her free hand to plug my asshole, which feels amazing. As she fingers my frenulum in a circular motion while moving her right hand index finger in and out of my brown-knot, I get close to climax. "Leeza, babe, you're going to make me cum!" I say. She laughs and replies "you sure you want to do that?" To which I nod affirmatively.
She then takes her left hand and jerks me up and down while maintaining eye contact with me. Her right hand index finger is still in the vicinity of my puckered asshole but, in a moment, she takes that finger and begins massaging my prostate with it. "More oil?" She asks, as my balls become taut and the veins in my cock pulse. "Yes, Leeza" I manage to say. She pours the oil all over my urethra, and continues jerking and playing with my prostate. After about 30 seconds of this I feel tension in my balls and I cum. Three glorious ropes come shooting out of my cock, landing on Leezas left arm. "Awww, yeahhhh!" I screech, as the silly string comes exploding out of my cock.
Leeza keeps jerking, even after the orgasm, as a way to really clean my pipes. With my cum on her left arm and her hand, she cleans herself off in the sink. She then comes back with hot towels and cleans me off.
"Where do you want me to massage?" She asks in her Brazilian accent. I point to my back. Soon, she lightly massages the small of my back. We talk about how her business is doing, her sex-life, and her Pilates classes. For instance, she has more clients than ever, she likes getting pounded from behind, and she takes Pilates every Tuesday and Thursday. Fascinating. I ask her if she would ever have sex with me, she laughs and says 'yes' if we were in a relationship. I'm under her influence now so I give it an honest contemplation. Could I date Leeza? I mean, she's in her late fifties. I'm only in my early thirties. I don't know. If she sucks and fucks as good and as masterful as she gives handjobs, I would absolutely consider it. Just as I'm relaying this in my head, I feel a hand go down my ass-crack and the process begins again.
Feeling more emotionally close to her, I reach my hand out and squeeze her right breast. It feels massive and squishy and firm. She tells me to get on my back and again, (probably as a way to get my hands off her tits) and she jerks me off to completion, this time I ask her to put her hands together like she's receiving communion and I plaster her palms with my thick, white jism. I look at the clock. It's been 53 minutes and I only paid for a half hour. Leeza cleans me up, I get up off her table, and walk my ass over to where my clothes are, on the chair. What an amazing hour. I give her a kiss goodbye, managed to slip my tongue in, and left to a rainy, drizzling day.[/QUOTE]