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Not a review or anything but I had to share it because I found it humorous. I get Groupon ads in my email. Best massage has a special on there. They are advertising a 60 minute massage at 90 dollars. But get the Groupon special for only 61.50 if you buy it now. That's too funny. Advertise a special and charge more for the special than the real price. LOL.
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For 90 bucks it ought to be 90 minutes.
[QUOTE=BigRich54;3887029]Not a review or anything but I had to share it because I found it humorous. I get Groupon ads in my email. Best massage has a special on there. They are advertising a 60 minute massage at 90 dollars. But get the Groupon special for only 61.50 if you buy it now. That's too funny. Advertise a special and charge more for the special than the real price. LOL.
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[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3887181]For 90 bucks it ought to be 90 minutes.[/QUOTE]Well yes. We know that. That is the irony of the special!
So I decided to go ahead with a massage. Attractive younger woman, I don't remember her name. The massage was good, I was allowed to touch, but not much. There was no touching or grazing on her part. I guess it's depending on who you get.
[QUOTE=Davis4824;3887617]So I decided to go ahead with a massage. Attractive younger woman, I don't remember her name. The massage was good, I was allowed to touch, but not much. There was no touching or grazing on her part. I guess it's depending on who you get.[/QUOTE]Sounds like Jenny. I think she is also the only younger one there. LOL.
Is this a legit MP? I don't know. Maybe 60 minutes is normally 90 $. Seems like if someone goes in there to get a massage with their coupon, it wouldn't be too hard to find out that it's $60 for 60, if that's actually what it is. There's plenty of places here that are 80-90 $ for 60 minutes of work. And it's usually places advertising on groupon. Not the tease joint rip off places.
[QUOTE=BigRich54;3887609]Well yes. We know that. That is the irony of the special![/QUOTE]
Passing through Centerpoint today I drove past the now-defunct Ocean Spa it had a huge dumpster sitting in front of it and it was being gutted from the inside it makes one Wonder if it's being prepped to be reopened. I went down the street a bit further and the old Paradise Spa which has lain empty for a long time had the same thing going on giant dumpster out front and it was being gutted and remodeled it'll be interesting over the next few weeks or months to see if they reopen and if so whether they are just a tease joint or the real thing. MJ.
[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3887634]Is this a legit MP? I don't know. Maybe 60 minutes is normally 90 $. Seems like if someone goes in there to get a massage with their coupon, it wouldn't be too hard to find out that it's $60 for 60, if that's actually what it is. There's plenty of places here that are 80-90 $ for 60 minutes of work. And it's usually places advertising on groupon. Not the tease joint rip off places.[/QUOTE]Legit yes as far as the place. Now the Groupon ad could very well be a misprint. Its really not that serious of a thing. That was the whole jist of my original post on the subject matter. It was meant as a humorous take on the ad.
Just saw Jenny at Mei massage. She gave a barely passable massage, but did allow limited roaming of her backside. Has anyone ever roamed to the front? Will return if so, otherwise its back to Monterrey Massage.
Saw Jill last Tuesday nice personality massage ok BBBJ not that great. She may be for some people just not my cup of tea.
That's it! I'm done! Fuck this city and it's shitty massage parlors. I thought this was like any other major metropolitan city where a man could get a good massage and a happy ending or a shitty massage and full service by a good looking woman. Not tree fucking Mama San.
Apparently those days are long gone since the closure of that nice place in Lacey Springs a decade or so ago. Yes, I know Royal Spa recently closed in the last year or more but the women there were always third stringers. I've toured all the parlors here with the exception of Mei. I even went to the one way out in Mooresville. All you get is possibly light teasing and copping a feel of ass and or breast. Not what I need when I'm looking to completely destress. The new thing they do now is try to upsell you with more time, then maybe hot rocks or a table shower and still no happy ending. They also have tree nerve to ask or imply they should be tipped for a so so massage. I know some of you have met with success and I'm happy for you. I hope the places and ladies you've found will continue to meet your needs. I will let them all fucking starve before I give any of them, in this one horse town, another dime of my hard earned coin. And now I'm hearing that Atlanta is moving to the same business model. Well Hell fire and spare the matches. Looks like I'm headed to Florida.
Rant over. Why'all have fun in here. Be safe.
[QUOTE=SnuggleBunny;3890552]That's it! I'm done! Fuck this city and it's shitty massage parlors. I thought this was like any other major metropolitan city where a man could get a good massage and a happy ending or a shitty massage and full service by a good looking woman. Not tree fucking Mama San.
Apparently those days are long gone since the closure of that nice place in Lacey Springs a decade or so ago. Yes, I know Royal Spa recently closed in the last year or more but the women there were always third stringers. I've toured all the parlors here with the exception of Mei. I even went to the one way out in Mooresville. All you get is possibly light teasing and copping a feel of ass and or breast. Not what I need when I'm looking to completely destress. The new thing they do now is try to upsell you with more time, then maybe hot rocks or a table shower and still no happy ending. They also have tree nerve to ask or imply they should be tipped for a so so massage. I know some of you have met with success and I'm happy for you. I hope the places and ladies you've found will continue to meet your needs. I will let them all fucking starve before I give any of them, in this one horse town, another dime of my hard earned coin. And now I'm hearing that Atlanta is moving to the same business model. Well Hell fire and spare the matches. Looks like I'm headed to Florida.
Rant over. Why'all have fun in here. Be safe.[/QUOTE]Keep me posted of any good ones in FL, I heard they're really good.
[QUOTE=Blaze256;3892289]Keep me posted of any good ones in FL, I heard they're really good.[/QUOTE]I've only been to the ones in the pan handle and Orlando. Always a good time. I want to hit Miami to see what it has to offer. That's a long drive though. I'll fly there on the way to the Dominican Republic. Real good times down there, friend.
[QUOTE=SnuggleBunny;3892728]I've only been to the ones in the pan handle and Orlando. Always a good time. I want to hit Miami to see what it has to offer. That's a long drive though. I'll fly there on the way to the Dominican Republic. Real good times down there, friend.[/QUOTE]Next time I'm in PC or Orlando, I'll hit you up for some spots.
I am new, Tried to find a place to relax, I came to rose, it is praiseworthy, relaxed environment, smiling face, Not much teasing, Allowed I little bit Very relaxed and will back.
[QUOTE=SnuggleBunny;3892728]I've only been to the ones in the pan handle and Orlando. Always a good time. I want to hit Miami to see what it has to offer. That's a long drive though. I'll fly there on the way to the Dominican Republic. Real good times down there, friend.[/QUOTE]Any suggestions of a good AMP?
Stopped by Mei, met a new lady, Anna. Seniors PM for details.
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Has anybody had much luck? I have been to see Anna a few times. Was allowed touching but not much teasing back.
[QUOTE=JavaGeorge;3894087]Any suggestions of a good AMP?[/QUOTE]I used to go to Tampa on business often had good luck at all the AMP's in Tampa Clearwater.
Stopped in tonight to try it out after being away for awhile. I found out the young Rebecca has been let go. She didn't give a very good massage at all. I ended up with Shirley. A younger and petite lady with great hands. She worked all the areas I asked for with a great massage. Then followed it up with a relaxing TS. No extras offered or asked for on my part. I wanted a good massage this night and got a better than good one. Give her a try if you want a relaxing hour or 90 minutes.
Is Royal still open went there years ago with 50/50 rate of being happy last time was really bad and walked out at halftime.
[QUOTE=BigRich54;3897372]Stopped in tonight to try it out after being away for awhile. I found out the young Rebecca has been let go. She didn't give a very good massage at all. I ended up with Shirley. A younger and petite lady with great hands. She worked all the areas I asked for with a great massage. Then followed it up with a relaxing TS. No extras offered or asked for on my part. I wanted a good massage this night and got a better than good one. Give her a try if you want a relaxing hour or 90 minutes.[/QUOTE]Yes, she's very good. No teasing or extras, but legit massage. Pretty sure she's the manager.
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[QUOTE=SnoBallGuy;3897949]Is Royal still open went there years ago with 50/50 rate of being happy last time was really bad and walked out at halftime.[/QUOTE]Long gone.
[QUOTE=BigBill;3898160]Long gone.[/QUOTE]Yep. I drive past it everyday on my way to work and just shake my head. LOL. I was not in the hobby during its days but have heard lots of things. Would have liked to try it out. Oh well.
There use to be a girl in Harvest that advertised. Does any have info? PM me if you want.
[QUOTE=CurrentSit;3898126]Yes, she's very good. No teasing or extras, but legit massage. Pretty sure she's the manager.
CS.[/QUOTE]Is this Rose? I went by Rose a few weeks ago. Very attractive girl but no extra. Everything covered even during Ts.
[QUOTE=Dewm3602;3895803]Has anybody had much luck? I have been to see Anna a few times. Was allowed touching but not much teasing back.[/QUOTE]I've visited 9 times all have been happy endings.
[QUOTE=TideLover;3901705]Is this Rose? I went by Rose a few weeks ago. Very attractive girl but no extra. Everything covered even during Ts.[/QUOTE]Yes, Rose massage. My experience is same with any of the girls there, nice massage, but nothing extra.
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[QUOTE=JavaGeorge;3902396]I've visited 9 times all have been happy endings.[/QUOTE]I would love to know your secrets! I've tried all the tricks and have never had any luck there.
[QUOTE=JavaGeorge;3902396]I've visited 9 times all have been happy endings.[/QUOTE]Well dam. I have been keeping her undercover every since I met her when they opened 2 years ago. The name is out there now. Be nice to her guys. She is a super sweet lady. I really mean it.
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I know you're having a hard time adjusting to being put in the sandbox. You got away with being an asshole for a long time then somebody brought you to my attention. Now you have to learn how to be an adult all over again.
What you have to do is follow the TOS you agreed to, everything you listed here that you can't do is stuff you have never been allowed to do, you just used to be unmoderated so we didn't know you were doing it. Now, like a misbehaving child, we are keeping an eye on you.
I guess you can make a new user but that one will get caught up just like Slump Buster did which was why you made this account. It doesn't matter how you try and hide, you tell us who you are by what you post. Stop being a troll and this stuff stops.
RTFR and all will be well.
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[QUOTE=SnuggleBunny;3892728]I've only been to the ones in the pan handle and Orlando. Always a good time. I want to hit Miami to see what it has to offer. That's a long drive though. I'll fly there on the way to the Dominican Republic. Real good times down there, friend.[/QUOTE]Anything worth seeing in Pensacola area? I went to one a few years ago in Gulf Breeze once and nothing was offered.
Went to Mei Massage today there was an older lady there (maybe in her 50's), didn't get a name, but she gave the worst massage I ever had. She walked out several times in the middle of my massage because someone walked in. I stayed on my back the whole time. She did no teasing at all. Has anyone else had this at Mei Massage because if this is the case may start going back to.
Monterey at least the ladies there are professional and focus on you.
[QUOTE=TideLover;3910582]Anything worth seeing in Pensacola area? I went to one a few years ago in Gulf Breeze once and nothing was offered.[/QUOTE]There is fun to be had in the panhandle. Popular Massage, Pensacola Massage, Pro Asia, all in Pensacola.
Spring Spa in Niceville, Miss P and Ripple in Mary Esther, All Pro walk in in Ft. Walton, and 331 Spa in DeFuniak Springs, and Juon Spa in PC.
I have had fun in all of these in the last year.
Have had Mixed results at Mei. Have left happy on several occasions, have other times a decent massage but no hint of extras. Recent experiences indicate that as trust strengthens, the menu opens, but to date it has not opened very far. Will repeat at least once more and see if experience continues to evolve. Will post if I have any news to share.
Went to both this past week and got just regular good massages. At Mei I drew Ping, small framed younger 40's asian lady. At Monterey drew Anna as recommended but I guess she was hesitant with me.
Michelle used to give a great massage. Any UTRs out there like her? PMs welcomed.