Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

Since it was close to my office, thought I would take a chance. Average looking middle age Chinese women, good massage, no hint of more. $65 [URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5766982566.html[/URL].

Same ad as you-spa uses. Sounds like yet another location.

[QUOTE=BackDoc;3063369]Since it was close to my office, thought I would take a chance. Average looking middle age Chinese women, good massage, no hint of more. $65 [URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5766982566.html[/URL].[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BackDoc;3063369]Since it was close to my office, thought I would take a chance. Average looking middle age Chinese women, good massage, no hint of more. $65 [URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5766982566.html[/URL].[/QUOTE]I reported on this one several months back. Total legit place.

OK. I've seen someone put the norm at $40 for happy and up to $100 for FS. As if that ever happens.

I'm thinking the going happy rate may be closer to $60 if a quality experience w mutual touch encouraged, and $40 only if it's mechanical.

The question is, what if a MT surprises you (dreamt this) and throws in a BBJ with the handshake without you asking for it? A nice surprise in my dream, but wouldn't know what to tip. Figured if it ever happened I'd go $70?

Enough rambling. Need to do a re-ranking of "best of lake county" soon.

[QUOTE=Yeouch;3065404]OK. I've seen someone put the norm at $40 for happy and up to $100 for FS. As if that ever happens.

I'm thinking the going happy rate may be closer to $60 if a quality experience w mutual touch encouraged, and $40 only if it's mechanical.

The question is, what if a MT surprises you (dreamt this) and throws in a BBJ with the handshake without you asking for it? A nice surprise in my dream, but wouldn't know what to tip. Figured if it ever happened I'd go $70?

Enough rambling. Need to do a re-ranking of "best of lake county" soon.[/QUOTE]The cost of service is set by the mongers that are tipping the standard or those that are over-paying for sub-standard service. I always stick to the same tip criteria. 1. $10 good legit massage 2. $40 tug 3. $80 lip service 4. $100 FS. For exemplary service, roaming, or hot little spinner, then you will return. For a bad experience pay the standard and never return!

Stopped in recently and had a half an hour massage. Damage was 60 and no extras to be had. Ok looking MT but no touching of any kind or teasing. The massage was not good and very rough even after I asked to lighten up. I normally go for a deep massage but this was crazy. Not only was there no extras but got shorted 10 minutes. I was not being pushy with the touching or indicating I was looking for a better ending. If the massage would have been better could have dealt with it and would have even considered returning for a massage. I did tip because she did do a massage. I know this place has been reported on on the past but thought I try.

Was at one of my usual Waukegen AMPs recently. About five minutes into my massage, my MT disappears suddenly. Gone a while, came back in about five minutes, no hot towels, no explanation, like nothing happened. I let it slide. A little while later, her cell phone rings, she's having a HIGHLY agitated phone conversation, then she says" back in 5 meeenits" then disappears again. For a long-ass time. Almost 20 minutes later I'm really annoyed and decide "F* This!" So I'm going to walk out and not leave a tip either. (I've never walked out without leaving a tip. Ever).

I took a while putting my clothes on, figuring she'd walk in and catch me in the act. But nope! So I open the door and of course, it squeaks like a motherf* The creakiest damn door you ever ever heard. It's not helping my stealthy exit.

So I'm dressed and halfway to the front door, and the MT sees me (half-naked, sitting on the toilet with the door open! She launches herself at me (pants-less) and blocks my escape route.

At first she begged, pleaded for me to stay. Then got more forceful about it, insisting I stay. She wouldn't LET me leave. After politely declining a few more times and giving her my reasons for leaving (and inventing a few extra reasons for good measure), I made the move again towards the door, and she surprised the shit out of me with an extremely powerful shove backwards, that almost knocked me on my ass. (She's very small, but should try out for the Bears as a linebacker. She doesn't give up any extra yards.) "You No Go!

I don't really NEED to leave, I'm just irked with the service (or lack thereof) and irritated, and I'm already all dressed again anyway and kind of want to leave as a matter of principle. But I don't NEED to leave so badly that I'm willing to get into a shoving match with a (somewhat) cute, half naked Asian lady who is a foot shorter than me. Besides, it would be REALLY embarrassing to LOSE that shoving match!

So; I caved. She leads me back into the room, awkwardly apologizing.

This time she undresses me without me helping. Continues my massage from the exact spot it left off, as if nothing happened. After the flip she gives me a very nice standard ending like usual. It was about halfway through the ending routine, that I even noticed that this ISN'T the same woman I started out with! It was dark in the hallway, and I guess it was the MMS who was guarding the exit with her pants down. She and my earlier MT look REALLY similar, so similar in the face I didn't even notice. Turns out they're sisters, I think the MMS is the older of the two.

I tipped the union standard. Not really sure what I should tip in this situation. (I did get my full hour, which happened to take an hour and a half.).

The whole experience was so bizarre that I wanted to share, see if anybody else has had this type of thing happen to them before.

I'm a bit of a regular over there; it's not my very favorite but it's close to home and gets the job done with minimum hassle. I've had some pretty good experiences there, but now I'm not sure I want to go back, I think I'll feel awkward the next time I see the MMS, especially because of the the pants-free tackle.

Rather not name the place here, but the place is infamous for it's dangerous parking situation.

I've never had one block me like that. Very bizarre indeed. LOL.

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;3065811]Was at one of my usual Waukegen AMPs recently. About five minutes into my massage, my MT disappears suddenly. Gone a while, came back in about five minutes, no hot towels, no explanation, like nothing happened. I let it slide. A little while later, her cell phone rings, she's having a HIGHLY agitated phone conversation, then she says" back in 5 meeenits" then disappears again. For a long-ass time. Almost 20 minutes later I'm really annoyed and decide "F* This!" So I'm going to walk out and not leave a tip either. (I've never walked out without leaving a tip. Ever).

I took a while putting my clothes on, figuring she'd walk in and catch me in the act. But nope! So I open the door and of course, it squeaks like a motherf* The creakiest damn door you ever ever heard. It's not helping my stealthy exit.

So I'm dressed and halfway to the front door, and the MT sees me (half-naked, sitting on the toilet with the door open! She launches herself at me (pants-less) and blocks my escape route.

At first she begged, pleaded for me to stay. Then got more forceful about it, insisting I stay. She wouldn't LET me leave. After politely declining a few more times and giving her my reasons for leaving (and inventing a few extra reasons for good measure), I made the move again towards the door, and she surprised the shit out of me with an extremely powerful shove backwards, that almost knocked me on my ass. (She's very small, but should try out for the Bears as a linebacker. She doesn't give up any extra yards.) "You No Go!

I don't really NEED to leave, I'm just irked with the service (or lack thereof) and irritated, and I'm already all dressed again anyway and kind of want to leave as a matter of principle. But I don't NEED to leave so badly that I'm willing to get into a shoving match with a (somewhat) cute, half naked Asian lady who is a foot shorter than me. Besides, it would be REALLY embarrassing to LOSE that shoving match!

So; I caved. She leads me back into the room, awkwardly apologizing.

This time she undresses me without me helping. Continues my massage from the exact spot it left off, as if nothing happened. After the flip she gives me a very nice standard ending like usual. It was about halfway through the ending routine, that I even noticed that this ISN'T the same woman I started out with! It was dark in the hallway, and I guess it was the MMS who was guarding the exit with her pants down. She and my earlier MT look REALLY similar, so similar in the face I didn't even notice. Turns out they're sisters, I think the MMS is the older of the two.

I tipped the union standard. Not really sure what I should tip in this situation. (I did get my full hour, which happened to take an hour and a half.).

The whole experience was so bizarre that I wanted to share, see if anybody else has had this type of thing happen to them before.

I'm a bit of a regular over there; it's not my very favorite but it's close to home and gets the job done with minimum hassle. I've had some pretty good experiences there, but now I'm not sure I want to go back, I think I'll feel awkward the next time I see the MMS, especially because of the the pants-free tackle.

Rather not name the place here, but the place is infamous for it's dangerous parking situation.[/QUOTE]

I would speculate, a couple things. Perhaps your regular got a phone call about her kid or something equally important. That would send her into a frenzy and cause her to bolt out the door to handle whatever crisis had arisen, leaving her sister holding the bag, (as it were). No doubt the sister / MMS was also agitated, either because she was pissed as her sister for walking out on a client, or becuase she was concerned about whatever happened to her sister. Why get into a shoving match? Probably adrenaline and anger, displaced onto you. You know, something bad happens at work, you come home and are a jerk at home, etc. She really just wanted to make it right. So what to do? I would suggest you go back to the place armed with your Google Translate app. Plan to simply go and talk. Don't ask for a massage. Go on a day when you have a little extra time. Perhaps a few minutes before they open so you can see them both (hopefully) alone. And simply ask "Are you okay? I'm worried about you. What happened?" I know you're pissed, but let's diffuse that with a conciliatory gesture. Even though it is nosey to ask what happened, you earned the right to ask based on their behaviour. And maybe they will open up to you end explain the situation. If they do, you will become a closer friend, with associated benefits. You can also explain "You pushed me!, and diffuse that with something like "You are the strongest woman!, or "Now I'm afraid of you. ", but of course say it while smiling. Sending a message but keeping it friendly. Customer service is extremely important in this business, and my guess is they will both be incredibly apologetic. I would also expect they will offer a free massage to make amends. In life, shit happens. I would be astonished if they don't offer to make it up to you. Bob.

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;3065811]Was at one of my usual Waukegen AMPs recently. About five minutes into my massage, my MT disappears suddenly. Gone a while, came back in about five minutes, no hot towels, no explanation, like nothing happened. I let it slide. A little while later, her cell phone rings, she's having a HIGHLY agitated phone conversation, then she says" back in 5 meeenits" then disappears again. For a long-ass time. Almost 20 minutes later I'm really annoyed and decide "F* This!" So I'm going to walk out and not leave a tip either. (I've never walked out without leaving a tip. Ever).

I took a while putting my clothes on, figuring she'd walk in and catch me in the act. But nope! So I open the door and of course, it squeaks like a motherf* The creakiest damn door you ever ever heard. It's not helping my stealthy exit.

So I'm dressed and halfway to the front door, and the MT sees me (half-naked, sitting on the toilet with the door open! She launches herself at me (pants-less) and blocks my escape route.

At first she begged, pleaded for me to stay. Then got more forceful about it, insisting I stay. She wouldn't LET me leave. After politely declining a few more times and giving her my reasons for leaving (and inventing a few extra reasons for good measure), I made the move again towards the door, and she surprised the shit out of me with an extremely powerful shove backwards, that almost knocked me on my ass. (She's very small, but should try out for the Bears as a linebacker. She doesn't give up any extra yards.) "You No Go!

I don't really NEED to leave, I'm just irked with the service (or lack thereof) and irritated, and I'm already all dressed again anyway and kind of want to leave as a matter of principle. But I don't NEED to leave so badly that I'm willing to get into a shoving match with a (somewhat) cute, half naked Asian lady who is a foot shorter than me. Besides, it would be REALLY embarrassing to LOSE that shoving match!

So; I caved. She leads me back into the room, awkwardly apologizing.

This time she undresses me without me helping. Continues my massage from the exact spot it left off, as if nothing happened. After the flip she gives me a very nice standard ending like usual. It was about halfway through the ending routine, that I even noticed that this ISN'T the same woman I started out with! It was dark in the hallway, and I guess it was the MMS who was guarding the exit with her pants down. She and my earlier MT look REALLY similar, so similar in the face I didn't even notice. Turns out they're sisters, I think the MMS is the older of the two.

I tipped the union standard. Not really sure what I should tip in this situation. (I did get my full hour, which happened to take an hour and a half.).

The whole experience was so bizarre that I wanted to share, see if anybody else has had this type of thing happen to them before.

I'm a bit of a regular over there; it's not my very favorite but it's close to home and gets the job done with minimum hassle. I've had some pretty good experiences there, but now I'm not sure I want to go back, I think I'll feel awkward the next time I see the MMS, especially because of the the pants-free tackle.

Rather not name the place here, but the place is infamous for it's dangerous parking situation.[/QUOTE]

If he chooses to go back I think the conversation should be "You pushed me and its not OK". Hopefully then she would understand the gravity of the situation and think before she pushes a paying customer again.

[QUOTE=Bob521;3066101]I would speculate, a couple things. Perhaps your regular got a phone call about her kid or something equally important. That would send her into a frenzy and cause her to bolt out the door to handle whatever crisis had arisen, leaving her sister holding the bag, (as it were). No doubt the sister / MMS was also agitated, either because she was pissed as her sister for walking out on a client, or becuase she was concerned about whatever happened to her sister. Why get into a shoving match? Probably adrenaline and anger, displaced onto you. You know, something bad happens at work, you come home and are a jerk at home, etc. She really just wanted to make it right. So what to do? I would suggest you go back to the place armed with your Google Translate app. Plan to simply go and talk. Don't ask for a massage. Go on a day when you have a little extra time. Perhaps a few minutes before they open so you can see them both (hopefully) alone. And simply ask "Are you okay? I'm worried about you. What happened?" I know you're pissed, but let's diffuse that with a conciliatory gesture. Even though it is nosey to ask what happened, you earned the right to ask based on their behaviour. And maybe they will open up to you end explain the situation. If they do, you will become a closer friend, with associated benefits. You can also explain "You pushed me!, and diffuse that with something like "You are the strongest woman!, or "Now I'm afraid of you. ", but of course say it while smiling. Sending a message but keeping it friendly. Customer service is extremely important in this business, and my guess is they will both be incredibly apologetic. I would also expect they will offer a free massage to make amends. In life, shit happens. I would be astonished if they don't offer to make it up to you. Bob.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3066278]If he chooses to go back I think the conversation should be "You pushed me and its not OK". Hopefully then she would understand the gravity of the situation and think before she pushes a paying customer again.[/QUOTE]I didn't stay mad at either of them actually. The shove didn't hurt or anything, but was kind of embarrassing. We went back to the room and still had a nice (although not above average) time. Seems to me THAT would be have been the best time for them to make it up to me, with upgraded service that's not on the menu or something. Although maybe you're right, perhaps I should go back and see what happens.

I'm not very experienced using the Chinese language App on my phone though (has a different name). I haven't really tried it on a real person yet. Not sure I'd be comfortable using it.

In my opinion it is very difficult to have a conversation that way. If your cool with it fine. I read it like you were pissed off.

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;3066314]I didn't stay mad at either of them actually. The shove didn't hurt or anything, but was kind of embarrassing. We went back to the room and still had a nice (although not above average) time. Seems to me THAT would be have been the best time for them to make it up to me, with upgraded service that's not on the menu or something. Although maybe you're right, perhaps I should go back and see what happens.

I'm not very experienced using the Chinese language App on my phone though (has a different name). I haven't really tried it on a real person yet. Not sure I'd be comfortable using it.[/QUOTE]

Hey everyone. North of the border but looking to take a trip down to the area NW burbs area. Saw on the posts some trouble at Pine, which was my plan- but probably not now, right? So looking for Asian place, spinners with a great menu. Would appreciate any suggestions, PMs are fine. FYI wi sucks for AMPs.

[QUOTE=MilwFireman;3066435]Hey everyone. North of the border but looking to take a trip down to the area NW burbs area. Saw on the posts some trouble at Pine, which was my plan- but probably not now, right? So looking for Asian place, spinners with a great menu. Would appreciate any suggestions, PMs are fine. FYI wi sucks for AMPs.[/QUOTE]I went to pine Monday, angie was pretty amazing.

We can show you how to use Google Translate if you want. FWIW, its the most intuitive one out there and every Chinese woman seems to have it and knows how to use it. "L" and I spend our spare time teaching each other Chinese / English. It's a great tool, along with WeChat, (also indipensible). To ease any concerns, I would assure you they all realize the imperfections of these language apps. More importantly, (Google Translate and WeChat) allow you to build communication with your new friends. Imagine how your session might have unfoded differently if you and your MT had been able to communicate. Bob.

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;3066314]I didn't stay mad at either of them actually. The shove didn't hurt or anything, but was kind of embarrassing. We went back to the room and still had a nice (although not above average) time. Seems to me THAT would be have been the best time for them to make it up to me, with upgraded service that's not on the menu or something. Although maybe you're right, perhaps I should go back and see what happens.

I'm not very experienced using the Chinese language App on my phone though (has a different name). I haven't really tried it on a real person yet. Not sure I'd be comfortable using it.[/QUOTE]

I've found we chat to be usable but I can tell you from first hand experience there can be many misunderstandings and these tools while helpful are extremely rudimentary and cannot replace knowing each others language.

[QUOTE=Bob521;3067094]We can show you how to use Google Translate if you want. FWIW, its the most intuitive one out there and every Chinese woman seems to have it and knows how to use it. "L" and I spend our spare time teaching each other Chinese / English. It's a great tool, along with WeChat, (also indipensible). To ease any concerns, I would assure you they all realize the imperfections of these language apps. More importantly, (Google Translate and WeChat) allow you to build communication with your new friends. Imagine how your session might have unfoded differently if you and your MT had been able to communicate. Bob.[/QUOTE]

I used WeChat once with a provider but seemed like everything was in Chinese, her profile, her posts, all her friends stuff. Problem is, if they don't speak english very well the WeChat app is not really going to benefit much either. I ended up deleting that app.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3067430]I've found we chat to be usable but I can tell you from first hand experience there can be many misunderstandings and these tools while helpful are extremely rudimentary and cannot replace knowing each others language.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BlueUc;3067469]I used WeChat once with a provider but seemed like everything was in Chinese, her profile, her posts, all her friends stuff. Problem is, if they don't speak english very well the WeChat app is not really going to benefit much either. I ended up deleting that app.[/QUOTE]That's exactly where WeChat shines actually. Because you can translate right in the chat your conversations. Its quite cool app once you get the hang of it actually.

[QUOTE=Bob521;3067094]We can show you how to use Google Transliqate if you want. FWIW, its the most intuitive one out there and every Chinese woman seems to have it and knows how to use it. "L" and I spend our spare time teaching each other Chinese / English. It's a great tool, along with WeChat, (also indipensible). To ease any concerns, I would assure you they all realize the imperfections of these language apps. More importantly, (Google Translate and WeChat) allow you to build communication with your new friends. Imagine how your session might have unfoded differently if you and your MT had been able to communicate. Bob.[/QUOTE]Well, I took maybe half of your advice- I went back the other day, but not with one of the Translate apps. Saw the MMS who was happy to see me come back again so soon, and my session was once again with her disappearing sister.

Was OK: better than the session I tried to walk out on, but nothing very special. I wasn't really able to fully express my dissatisfaction to either of them with my last visit.

The few times that MT's have pulled out their phone apps to talk to me in the past. it felt slow, awkward and clumsy, so I didn't try to use mine, barely knowing how it works.

Basically neither of them really acknowledged what hapened last time, nor tried to make it up to me in any way.

Had kind of hoped they would give me a free upgrade from 2 to 4 hands or something at least. They push 4 handed quite a bit there anyway.

Oh well. Maybe I'll dump the app I have and try out the Google equivalent.

WeChat though- tried that app just a little, but I just couldn't really get into it. My phone ran better once I uninstalled it, too.

Sorry to hear your return visit was unsatisfactory. You and DMichaels make excellent points. It is really easy to go off the rails with these apps. For example WeChat and Google often come up with opposite translations. One will say "always" the other will say "never" which, of course, is an unacceptable defect. (Google is correct more often than WeChat which uses Microsoft translator). The point is if you don't know the person or the cultural differences it can be tricky. Plus I have managed to learn a couple hundred words of Chinese. A great phrase: "Bu mingbai" (don't understand) gets used a lot. In general, use really short sentences and fewer things can go wrong. A cultural thing I guess: People often only answer you when you ask a question. You say: It's a nice day. (no answer). You say its a nice day, isn't it? (you get an answer). So people can often appear rude. But it's not the intent. Now the good news is everyone (American and Chinese) knows these apps are limited. Nobody expects perfection, but they do appreciate the attempt to communicate. I will say WeChat is essential if you want to maintain ongoing contact with friends. Bob.

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;3069226]Well, I took maybe half of your advice- I went back the other day, but not with one of the Translate apps. Saw the MMS who was happy to see me come back again so soon, and my session was once again with her disappearing sister.

Was OK: better than the session I tried to walk out on, but nothing very special. I wasn't really able to fully express my dissatisfaction to either of them with my last visit.

The few times that MT's have pulled out their phone apps to talk to me in the past. it felt slow, awkward and clumsy, so I didn't try to use mine, barely knowing how it works.

Basically neither of them really acknowledged what hapened last time, nor tried to make it up to me in any way.

Had kind of hoped they would give me a free upgrade from 2 to 4 hands or something at least. They push 4 handed quite a bit there anyway.

Oh well. Maybe I'll dump the app I have and try out the Google equivalent.

WeChat though- tried that app just a little, but I just couldn't really get into it. My phone ran better once I uninstalled it, too.[/QUOTE]

Had the stare down last week too. Woman was older, had a nice body. Kept running her leg, and other parts against my hands and arms, but didn't want to push it. When I suggested, she gave me the stare down too. Wasn't sure if she wanted me to move her hand or not. Played it cool, and left a bit frustrated, although the massage was nice.

[QUOTE=PistolPete;2786124]I hear ya about Mystic being close to home. 5 minute drive for me. Brings back memories of the old OK Spa in Grayslake with Suzi when it comes to convenience. I have been there 3 times myself. The first two times I had the older woman that I think you are speaking of. Sorry, but don't remember her name. She definately gives a great massage. Probably one of the best I've ever had. Did the kneeling on the table with her crotch on top of my head like you explained. However, on the flip she was very cautious. Guessing she was busted in the past. She got really close to my face and was staring at me. Was really weird and she gave the hand motion for me to pleasure myself. I figured since this was my first visit she wanted to be sure I wasn't LEO. When she did the same thing on the second visit I figured I was done with this place. Then right after Christmas I drew Lisa who's probably a 7 on the AMP scale and got the standard HE finish. From what I can tell, looks like the old lady doesn't play but does give one hell of a massage. And the unsented oil is definatley a plus.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;3065811]Was at one of my usual Waukegen AMPs recently. About five minutes into my massage, my MT disappears suddenly. Gone a while, came back in about five minutes, no hot towels, no explanation, like nothing happened. I let it slide. A little while later, her cell phone rings, she's having a HIGHLY agitated phone conversation, then she says" back in 5 meeenits" then disappears again. For a long-ass time. Almost 20 minutes later I'm really annoyed and decide "F* This!" So I'm going to walk out and not leave a tip either. (I've never walked out without leaving a tip. Ever).

I took a while putting my clothes on, figuring she'd walk in and catch me in the act. But nope! So I open the door and of course, it squeaks like a motherf* The creakiest damn door you ever ever heard. It's not helping my stealthy exit.

So I'm dressed and halfway to the front door, and the MT sees me (half-naked, sitting on the toilet with the door open! She launches herself at me (pants-less) and blocks my escape route.

At first she begged, pleaded for me to stay. Then got more forceful about it, insisting I stay. She wouldn't LET me leave. After politely declining a few more times and giving her my reasons for leaving (and inventing a few extra reasons for good measure), I made the move again towards the door, and she surprised the shit out of me with an extremely powerful shove backwards, that almost knocked me on my ass. (She's very small, but should try out for the Bears as a linebacker. She doesn't give up any extra yards.) "You No Go!

I don't really NEED to leave, I'm just irked with the service (or lack thereof) and irritated, and I'm already all dressed again anyway and kind of want to leave as a matter of principle. But I don't NEED to leave so badly that I'm willing to get into a shoving match with a (somewhat) cute, half naked Asian lady who is a foot shorter than me. Besides, it would be REALLY embarrassing to LOSE that shoving match!

So; I caved. She leads me back into the room, awkwardly apologizing.

This time she undresses me without me helping. Continues my massage from the exact spot it left off, as if nothing happened. After the flip she gives me a very nice standard ending like usual. It was about halfway through the ending routine, that I even noticed that this ISN'T the same woman I started out with! It was dark in the hallway, and I guess it was the MMS who was guarding the exit with her pants down. She and my earlier MT look REALLY similar, so similar in the face I didn't even notice. Turns out they're sisters, I think the MMS is the older of the two.

I tipped the union standard. Not really sure what I should tip in this situation. (I did get my full hour, which happened to take an hour and a half.).

The whole experience was so bizarre that I wanted to share, see if anybody else has had this type of thing happen to them before.

I'm a bit of a regular over there; it's not my very favorite but it's close to home and gets the job done with minimum hassle. I've had some pretty good experiences there, but now I'm not sure I want to go back, I think I'll feel awkward the next time I see the MMS, especially because of the the pants-free tackle.

Rather not name the place here, but the place is infamous for it's dangerous parking situation.[/QUOTE]I've had similar experiences. Remember, some of these women are single moms or are having domestic issue. Kids call, husbands call. I've had to sit through 5 minute phone arguments in Chinese as well. Not fun. I've had a MT leave after a heated call and a replacement come in. One time it was the "laundry" girl who only does the cleaning and laundry at this busy spa. They knew I liked her.

I've gotten a massage before, the girl leaves to what I assumed was to get hot towels. Then on the flip I have this gorgeous big titted Asian woman ready to give me a HJ. WTF, where did she come from? Maybe good I did not have her sooner because I would have been nervous anticipating the flip.

The worst experience was seeing a Russian lady who worked out of her house. After the she gave me an oral finish, she requested for me to give her an oral finish. I was a little nervous about that. I was young and inexperienced. Turns out she had hidden my clothes and would not return them until I gave her what what wanted. Since then I have found 3 Asian women who worked from their homes, and all three asked me to give them oral, even though they would only give me a HJ. Average age on those three was probably early 50's and only one was cute. All three were cummaphobes but didn't have a problem hosing me down with their juices. Of course I obliged them.

[QUOTE=MilwFireman;3066435]Hey everyone. North of the border but looking to take a trip down to the area NW burbs area. Saw on the posts some trouble at Pine, which was my plan- but probably not now, right? So looking for Asian place, spinners with a great menu. Would appreciate any suggestions, PMs are fine. FYI wi sucks for AMPs.[/QUOTE]Sent you a PM over a month ago with a list of 3-4 AMP's including the names of specific girls to see. Ever get it?

You're welcome!

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;3071648]Sent you a PM over a month ago with a list of 3-4 AMP's including the names of specific girls to see. Ever get it?

You're welcome![/QUOTE]I saw there was some busts in June at Cozy, Pine and another one. Youngest was 48, oldest 58. Goes to show just how bad we misjudge ages. I like Pine and Cozy but maybe I should stay away.

Went to the old stand by in LV on Milwaukee. Saw georous Angie. Totally hot. All was good till the flip. Standard tip was no good. She got very defensive and was going to let me walk. Mr happy was not going to give up, so I socomed to his wishes and Angie's.

She drives a hard bargin.

A few weeks ago I saw on BP an ad for a new place on 430 and. Greenbay. So with some time on my hands yesterday I called for an afternoon appointment. Woman on the phone spoke about 40 words of English, total. But we were able to communicate on the time.

I pull up in the little strip mall and look for the address. What do I see but a rather broken down looking MASSAGE sign. No lights on in the windows, no neon OPEN sign, etc. I walk up and see someone behind the glass door, who unlocks to let me in.

I never got her name, but the massage was nice. Chinese girl about 30, but with at least two visible tattoos. That is a first for me with Chinese MTs. One across the chest (low cut top) and one on the foot (short shorts). Gave signs, signs returned. Standard finish and I gave her the standard tip, which she appreciated. Have my doubts that more is available, since she wouldn't even loosen the top for me to play.

The thing is, I thought this was a new place, maybe and UTR, except that they put their address on the ad. But the look of the place? Clean, but a place that hasn't had a redecoration since the Ford administration. And the old MASSAGE sign.

Are there any mongers out there who can say if there used to be another AMP at this place in the past? I thought I knew all the AMPs in the far northern 'burbs for the last 15 years.

[QUOTE=SamSpade;3079807]A few weeks ago I saw on BP an ad for a new place on 430 and. Greenbay. So with some time on my hands yesterday I called for an afternoon appointment. Woman on the phone spoke about 40 words of English, total. But we were able to communicate on the time.

I pull up in the little strip mall and look for the address. What do I see but a rather broken down looking MASSAGE sign. No lights on in the windows, no neon OPEN sign, etc. I walk up and see someone behind the glass door, who unlocks to let me in.

I never got her name, but the massage was nice. Chinese girl about 30, but with at least two visible tattoos. That is a first for me with Chinese MTs. One across the chest (low cut top) and one on the foot (short shorts). Gave signs, signs returned. Standard finish and I gave her the standard tip, which she appreciated. Have my doubts that more is available, since she wouldn't even loosen the top for me to play.

The thing is, I thought this was a new place, maybe and UTR, except that they put their address on the ad. But the look of the place? Clean, but a place that hasn't had a redecoration since the Ford administration. And the old MASSAGE sign.

Are there any mongers out there who can say if there used to be another AMP at this place in the past? I thought I knew all the AMPs in the far northern 'burbs for the last 15 years.[/QUOTE]Been in the area for along time and I don't think there was ever any sort of massage place as you are suggesting other than a possible Legit spa.

Joe.

I did something I hadn't done in years. I went to place that this forum used to be named after. I wrote it off years ago when the girls were replaced with their grandmothers and their grandmothers were demanding and stingy. In fact, the last time I was there, despite being just a 10 minute drive away, was in 2005. I remember because one of the grandmas was complaining that with the White Sox in the world series, no business. So I missed the first couple innings.

So keep it short, if you are familiar with the treatment and cost of places like Sky One, Yun, World Spa in Algonquin, you can expect the same at this place, down to the last nickle spent. Except the massage will not be as good, your choice will be limited to one nice looking girl and the mammasan, and your hour session will be over in about 40 minutes. So bottom line I prefer World and Sky, even though they are both like an hour's drive for me.

If World was not such a hike, I would go back. I saw Jessica, had a great time.

[QUOTE=SamSpade;3088456]I did something I hadn't done in years. I went to place that this forum used to be named after. I wrote it off years ago when the girls were replaced with their grandmothers and their grandmothers were demanding and stingy. In fact, the last time I was there, despite being just a 10 minute drive away, was in 2005. I remember because one of the grandmas was complaining that with the White Sox in the world series, no business. So I missed the first couple innings.

So keep it short, if you are familiar with the treatment and cost of places like Sky One, Yun, World Spa in Algonquin, you can expect the same at this place, down to the last nickle spent. Except the massage will not be as good, your choice will be limited to one nice looking girl and the mammasan, and your hour session will be over in about 40 minutes. So bottom line I prefer World and Sky, even though they are both like an hour's drive for me.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3088618]If World was not such a hike, I would go back. I saw Jessica, had a great time.[/QUOTE]Been to World a couple of times and was treated well, of course they remember me from when they were Mitch's.

Mitch's (and now World) had a great business model. They were getting 20 more per visit from me over what other AMPs with similar menu options were getting from me. However, it was well worth it because I always got the full hour, the TS was amazing, the massage for the most part was decent (which so many FS AMPs just suck at) and overall it was just a fun, relaxing experience.

I've read that World is beginning to try to get even more money out of the clients, which isn't good and causes stress during the visit. Unfortunately, too many guys think with their little head and cave to demands! Ugh!

My go to local AMP went south recently so not sure what direction to go now, but I'm sure something new will pop up with time.

Be safe.

Joe.

[QUOTE=SamSpade;3088456]I did something I hadn't done in years. I went to place that this forum used to be named after. I wrote it off years ago when the girls were replaced with their grandmothers and their grandmothers were demanding and stingy. In fact, the last time I was there, despite being just a 10 minute drive away, was in 2005. I remember because one of the grandmas was complaining that with the White Sox in the world series, no business. So I missed the first couple innings.

So keep it short, if you are familiar with the treatment and cost of places like Sky One, Yun, World Spa in Algonquin, you can expect the same at this place, down to the last nickle spent. Except the massage will not be as good, your choice will be limited to one nice looking girl and the mammasan, and your hour session will be over in about 40 minutes. So bottom line I prefer World and Sky, even though they are both like an hour's drive for me.[/QUOTE]It's not the same place since GiGi and Sue are no longer there.

So for the past 2 days Cozy has been closed (could be longer) - anyone know what happened? I checked the news and did not see anything.

If anyone know please post.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Mtrlmngr;3093311]So for the past 2 days Cozy has been closed (could be longer) - anyone know what happened? I checked the news and did not see anything.

If anyone know please post.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Went by there tonight, place looked closed this evening still. .

One of my fav places over the years has been Anna's (deerfield, mundy and lake bluff). She's always been responsive to txts and of late no response and her adds have gone down. Does anyone know what happened? Hopefully just taking a week off?

[QUOTE=Yeouch;3097022]One of my fav places over the years has been Anna's (deerfield, mundy and lake bluff). She's always been responsive to txts and of late no response and her adds have gone down. Does anyone know what happened? Hopefully just taking a week off?[/QUOTE]Saw Anna (and Lily) approximately a week ago anyway.

Anna was a friend to me (and L). I hope she is okay.

[QUOTE=Yeouch;3097022]One of my fav places over the years has been Anna's (deerfield, mundy and lake bluff). She's always been responsive to txts and of late no response and her adds have gone down. Does anyone know what happened? Hopefully just taking a week off?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bob521;3097744]Anna was a friend to me (and L). I hope she is okay.[/QUOTE]Yes. Hope a false alarm. Not like her not to reply for a few days. Hopefully just taking a well deserved vacation.

[QUOTE=Kirpster;3095616]Went by there tonight, place looked closed this evening still. .[/QUOTE]Tried to call this morning and still no answer. Sad to say I think this is the end for Cozy. Can someone make a recommendation for another local AMP in the area?

[QUOTE=Bob521;3097744]Anna was a friend to me (and L). I hope she is okay.[/QUOTE]I'm not as close to her as some of you, but I did frequent the not-so-anymore-UTR over the years. I'm sorry this happened. Damn, I thought that place was solid. Nobody would be offended by it. Guess I was wrong.

I'm afraid to link the article because it seems the UTR is the only place she's been charged with. I don't want to create an additional link. Just go to the Trib and search Vernon Hills prostitution. You'll get the story.

[QUOTE=Yeouch;3097767]Yes. Hope a false alarm. Not like her not to reply for a few days. Hopefully just taking a well deserved vacation.[/QUOTE][URL]

http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20161003/news/161009731/[/URL]

If the link doesn't work again (tried to fix it), there's a Lake County Daily Herald article about her getting busted.

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