The Prickyard

[QUOTE=CooterJones;3373051]What's up with Region D-bags swiping our talent? You got the entire greater Chicago metro area to work! Dude fuck that guy.[/QUOTE]If it comes back to you then it was meant to be. If it doesn't come back to you then, it was not meant to be.

Do your homework. She started in Peoria. Then Chicago. She was only visiting Indy for a couple days. She planned to go back to Chicago and I convinced her to stop by the region for a couple days. She will be leaving soon to go back to Chicago. But I did convince her to travel back this way and to Indy. So you should thank me! You are welcome.

[QUOTE]Do your homework. She started in Peoria. Then Chicago. She was only visiting Indy for a couple days. She planned to go back to Chicago and I convinced her to stop by the region for a couple days. She will be leaving soon to go back to Chicago. But I did convince her to travel back this way and to Indy. So you should thank me! You are welcome.[/QUOTE]Thanks for sending back what we already had? I think we need something more. Share and share alike my friend. You got to send us down some Chicago area talent. Young and hot, like you lifted. We're waiting.

[QUOTE=CooterJones;3373257]Thanks for sending back what we already had? I think we need something more. Share and share alike my friend. You got to send us down some Chicago area talent. Young and hot, like you lifted. We're waiting.[/QUOTE]All of this and how it started is some heavy sarcasm on the board. If not, well then somebody has to realize that the travel plans of a provider are hers and hers alone to decide on where she wants to go. As Mmgeg indicated a change in scenery. If you want her back then send her a request to return in the near future and have her keep you advised of her upcoming visit.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;3373526]All of this and how it started is some heavy sarcasm on the board. If not, well then somebody has to realize that the travel plans of a provider are hers and hers alone to decide on where she wants to go. As Mmgeg indicated a change in scenery. If you want her back then send her a request to return in the near future and have her keep you advised of her upcoming visit.[/QUOTE]I'm trying to have a little fun here and maybe get a new girl down. And then you go and dump all over it. What a wet blanket.

[QUOTE=CooterJones;3373627]I'm trying to have a little fun here and maybe get a new girl down. And then you go and dump all over it. What a wet blanket.[/QUOTE]I have no problem with bringing all the Windy City hotties we can down to Indy. Wasn't dumping just explaining. Sorry if I ruffled your feathers.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;3373769]I have no problem with bringing all the Windy City hotties we can down to Indy. Wasn't dumping just explaining. Sorry if I ruffled your feathers.[/QUOTE]It benefits my area if they do travel back and forth as they have to come through my area anyway. I'm working on getting a good one from Memphis to come up here maybe in mid-May. Blonde spinner GFE type. Stay tuned.

[QUOTE=NwIndiana219;3373794]It benefits my area if they do travel back and forth as they have to come through my area anyway. I'm working on getting a good one from Memphis to come up here maybe in mid-Ma Blonde spinner GFE type. Stay tuned.[/QUOTE]Taking up a collection to get Memphis Nicole up here. Just something about her or maybe it's just something about Glockman's photography, because has catalogued a number that I would like to come visit.

Not only is the heroin and meth destroying our country from within just like the radicals said they would destroy us, it's funding the cartels and radicals wars in foreign countries.

BG,

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;3370867]The ones we knew and some we still know were basically limited to pills, alcohol and some nose candy now and then. Now back then the pills (Codone based pain killers) were readily available on the street for $10 per pill. In the past few years a crackdown by both doctors and pharmacy's to limit prescriptions and track prescriptions so the pills are no longer abused, the price of the pills has increased to $50+ per pill. That is the reason many of the pill addicts have switched to heroin or fentanyl because it is so cheap and readily available. I guess we didn't have a problem with our pill addict providers back then but now some of them have now switched to Heroin, one in particular who was well known with a famous brother in law.

Now both Heroin and fentanyl abuse has become an epidemic in our mainstream society. In 2015 drug overdose was the leading cause of accidental death in the US, with 52,404 lethal drug overdoses. Compare that with other 2015 statistics of the number of people who died in car crashes at 37,757. Gun deaths, including homicides and suicides, totaled 36,252. Or consider the 58,220 US soldiers who died in Vietnam conflict where riots broke out all over the US to condemn the inhumanity of the war. There were 2,000 Heroin overdose deaths in 2002,8,000 in 2013, and 12,990 in 2015. That's a 549 % increase from 2002 to 2015 and a 62.3 % increase from 2013 to 2015.

So in my opinion this is mans inhumanity to man. This is a disease that needs immediate attention by our government, the medical community and society in general. This is just one mongers opinion, which doesn't mean much.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Schlotsky;3375502]Has anyone seen the lady in the ad? I've not seen an ad for her before, but I'm new to mongering.

[URL]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/summer-isnt-just-a-season-its-year-around/20377652[/URL][/QUOTE]Try the search option at the top of the forum.

SOG.

[QUOTE=ShyOldGuy;3375910]Try the search option at the top of the forum.

SOG.[/QUOTE]But he doesn't even have to be smart enough to use the search feature. If he would just read for about five minutes he would've found tons of things on her, all of them good. Well not all of them good at some point he might've found me on her and that's not so good. At least for her. She's gorgeous she's hot and she's an incredible time I'm not sure what else he would need to know. She is way beyond worth the price of admission.

[QUOTE=Ilapp;3376380]But he doesn't even have to be smart enough to use the search feature. If he would just read for about five minutes he would've found tons of things on her, all of them good. Well not all of them good at some point he might've found me on her and that's not so good. At least for her. She's gorgeous she's hot and she's an incredible time I'm not sure what else he would need to know. She is way beyond worth the price of admission.[/QUOTE]First time I point a newbie to the search option and bam. LOL.

[QUOTE=ShyOldGuy;3376407]First time I point a newbie to the search option and bam. LOL.[/QUOTE]I appreciate pointing me to the search function. I'm on a phone and missed it. I'm sure I'm not the first noob to ask a question that I could have just answered myself.

[QUOTE=Schlotsky;3376414]I appreciate pointing me to the search function. I'm on a phone and missed it. I'm sure I'm not the first noob to ask a question that I could have just answered myself.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ShyOldGuy;3376407]First time I point a newbie to the search option and bam. LOL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ilapp;3376380]But he doesn't even have to be smart enough to use the search feature. If he would just read for about five minutes he would've found tons of things on her, all of them good. Well not all of them good at some point he might've found me on her and that's not so good. At least for her. She's gorgeous she's hot and she's an incredible time I'm not sure what else he would need to know. She is way beyond worth the price of admission.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ShyOldGuy;3375910]Try the search option at the top of the forum.

SOG.[/QUOTE][BLUE]If you want to be an asshole you can, just post your asshole posts on the asshole thread then you don't have to worry about the "bam."

A2[/BLUE]

[QUOTE=Admin2;3376981][BLUE]If you want to be an asshole you can, just post your asshole posts on the asshole thread then you don't have to worry about the "bam."

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]And you are right about me being an asshole, but you I am sure got that it wasn't directed at SOG, like him, always have, I wasn't even poking him, and I certainly didn't think he was jabbing me. I will not be so lazy and keep shit directed at the dim bulbs to this thread, I get it. Hey SOG, hit me up got one you will like I think.

[QUOTE=JimBeam555;3376893]Watch the vid too many times. Watched it couple times was reaaady to go visit. But it was a weekend. Watched it another half dozen times over that weekend. That was almost 2 months ago.

She is so hot but idk just felt like I'd already been there. Damn you video.[/QUOTE]You have to watch the videos because you want it and can't get in to see it in person. Bet that sucks. Good thing June and the middle of Summer is right around the corner. Actually I first saw her right after she came back from doing the video, and all it did to me was make me keep thinking about what I was going to do to her next, LOL, like a road map. Plus there were a number of views and angles where I could look down and see her and myself in all kinds of similar positions, and when I wasn't thinking about how damn perfect that body was I was saying to myself" you know self, that guy in the video didn't really have a big dick after all. I'd match silver dollars with him anyday and take them.

PS Apologies to IG, you are the man in so many ways, but when it comes down to it, I am the biggest asshole of them all, and that just may mean that although your prick is bigger, in the end, I truly am a bigger prick. LOL, does that make me the biggerest prick of all? Love you brother, I am happy for you and very proud of you. I might be a biggerest prick, but you are a bigger man.

To the other 7 members of the Southport 8. I'm coloring my usual bologna sandwich with green food coloring to mark the occasion. And I may go completely crazy and shove full rolls of toilet paper into the loo to watch it overflow.

[QUOTE=EarlyCuyler;3384740]To the other 7 members of the Southport 8. I'm coloring my usual bologna sandwich with green food coloring to mark the occasion. And I may go completely crazy and shove full rolls of toilet paper down the toilet to make it overflow.[/QUOTE]I plan on showing up at 730 E Washington around midnight and staying until 6 am for an anniversary tailgate. I never know who I might meet walking out of the Jail. Seems like a good gathering place for hookers and mongers.

While there are indeed the mongrels and ladies of the night that you mentioned, guilt by association might ruin your otherwise stellar reputation.

I do know this. I was the only unmarried, unencumbered one of the 8, so while some dealt with the wrath of Khan when they got home (and maybe still are to this day), I was met in said parking lot by a legend of the escort scene in Indianapolis with a lit cigarette and ice cold bottle of water. I've had worse days. I heard lots of good gang stories and was offered very cheap pugsy by the fine gentleman of the various street gangs in Indy that I shared that day with.

One final thought. How can one be charged with patronizing a prostitute, when there is no prostitute in the room, only Aunt LEO?

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;3384767]I plan on showing up at 730 E Washington around midnight and staying until 6 am for an anniversary tailgate. I never know who I might meet walking out of the Jail. Seems like a good gathering place for hookers and mongers.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=EarlyCuyler;3385782]One final thought. How can one be charged with patronizing a prostitute, when there is no prostitute in the room, only Aunt LEO?[/QUOTE]I was a licensed attorney at one time. What I recall from those days is as follows:

Patronizing a Prostitute. Knowingly paying or offering to pay money or other property to a person for having sex or other sexual contact with that person or another person or fondling or agreeing to fondle the genitals of that person or another person.

The above is the statutory language regarding "patronizing a prostitute". It does not require that the person being paid is a prostitute, just that the person is offering $ or property for sex. Also, when prosecuted, you generally take the facts as assumed by the perp and apply the law to those facts. (So one can be guilty of attempted murder of someone who was dead, assuming the perp thought the person was alive, otherwise it would be mutilation of a dead body.) "To Catch a Predator" on Dateline presents another example: the UC officers are over 18 but perps can be charged with soliciting a minor because they thought the officer was under 18.

Also. In those stings, they usually ask the perp to bring an item like smokes or beer. This goes to prove intent when they show up with those items. It helps work against the claim it was all a fantasy or just talk with no intent to follow thru. Why I am always staying clear of providers that request I bring things for them unless I know them very very well and have independent verification they haven't been compromised.

[QUOTE=Avagddu;3385993]I was a licensed attorney at one time. What I recall from those days is as follows:

Patronizing a Prostitute. Knowingly paying or offering to pay money or other property to a person for having sex or other sexual contact with that person or another person or fondling or agreeing to fondle the genitals of that person or another person.

The above is the statutory language regarding "patronizing a prostitute". It does not require that the person being paid is a prostitute, just that the person is offering $ or property for sex. Also, when prosecuted, you generally take the facts as assumed by the perp and apply the law to those facts. (So one can be guilty of attempted murder of someone who was dead, assuming the perp thought the person was alive, otherwise it would be mutilation of a dead body.) "To Catch a Predator" on Dateline presents another example: the UC officers are over 18 but perps can be charged with soliciting a minor because they thought the officer was under 18..[/QUOTE]Appreciate your informative post.

[QUOTE=EarlyCuyler;3385782]While there are indeed the mongrels and ladies of the night that you mentioned, guilt by association might ruin your otherwise stellar reputation.

I do know this. I was the only unmarried, unencumbered one of the 8, so while some dealt with the wrath of Khan when they got home (and maybe still are to this day), I was met in said parking lot by a legend of the escort scene in Indianapolis with a lit cigarette and ice cold bottle of water. I've had worse days. I heard lots of good gang stories and was offered very cheap pugsy by the fine gentleman of the various street gangs in Indy that I shared that day with.

One final thought. How can one be charged with patronizing a prostitute, when there is no prostitute in the room, only Aunt LEO?[/QUOTE]Your fun was to come later with the wrath of the COTU (**** of the universe). Maybe it is really Conspiracy to Commit Patronization of a Potential Prostitute that was the official charge.
PS. I can't believe I can't use the word C.U,N-T here

[URL]http://l.thechive.com/S8f4Hd[/URL]

Not hobby related but still have to share.

[QUOTE=Ilapp;3386722]Your fun was to come later with the wrath of the COTU (**** of the universe). Maybe it is really Conspiracy to Commit Patronization of a Potential Prostitute that was the official charge.
PS. I can't believe I can't use the word C.U,N-T here[/QUOTE]Things I learned from being arrested (some I already knew but let my giard down).

If she keeps texting asking what you want, she might be a cop.

If the front desk staff looks down in unison when you walk past them, they might know there's a sting going on, give them a cheery "hello" to see how they react.

If you have requested stockings, and she's dressed very non provocatively, long gym shorts and loose t shirt, she might be a cop.

If she holds up a condom and say, "I only have one", don't respond with a cheery "I only need one!" That's accepting a sex act for money.

If the parking lot is empty, but there are a lot of vehicles at one end of the building, it might be a sting.

If you sit next to her, place your hand on her knee and she moves away, she either doesn't like you, or she might be a cop.

Always always always, limit your requests to a rubdown. The decoy HATES hobbyists and blames them for everything bad in society, I promise you she won't rub your back, even for a second. If she does, she ain't leo. If every hobbyist took this tactic, decoys would all ask for transfers out of Vice. They would rather blow an ISIS member (and a donkey) than have any sort of physical contact with you.

Memorize someone's number that can bail you out. Too many people only know their home phone number or that of their significant other. (I highly recommend Freckle Freak. He's almost judgment free).

If you never discuss money in exchange for a sexual act, you will never go to jail. Period. The decoy worked and worked and worked on one guy until he finally sorta, a little, maybe relented.

You will only get a misdemeanor, which will leave your record after two years. The punishment isn't bad at all. Unless you have priors or you decide to out the whole operation within minutes after bonding out.

If you can't be safe, be smart.

[QUOTE=EarlyCuyler;3389731]Things I learned from being arrested (some I already knew but let my guard down).

If you can't be safe, be smart.[/QUOTE]I wanted to ask you what you learned, but thought it wouldn't be polite.

[QUOTE=PrinceNumenor;3386436]Yep I think that is probably the best argument for the codes. I actually even with the codes think that happens. What's the answer? Not post on here at all? Just go through pm's? USAsexguide is designed to give out useful info on the hobby.[/QUOTE]So, I have always struggled with the codes and understand the arguments for their existence. But since this is a forum for mongers to inform mongers and the codes seem only to confound the mongers then what purpose do they serve? IMHO, if a monger can figure it out then LEO can also. If it is to keep the neophytes at bay then why are we here at all? If you have an ATF that you want to keep to yourself then. Do so. Otherwise, lets be real and give information to the folks who come here for the same reasons the seniors do. BTW, I never did figure out what the muffler shop was or is.

A2, apologies, if you deem this as argumentative then I will post it up into the pound and let the fur fly!

[QUOTE=GeezerGlide;3390316]So, I have always struggled with the codes and understand the arguments for their existence. But since this is a forum for mongers to inform mongers and the codes seem only to confound the mongers then what purpose do they serve? IMHO, if a monger can figure it out then LEO can also. If it is to keep the neophytes at bay then why are we here at all? If you have an ATF that you want to keep to yourself then. Do so. Otherwise, lets be real and give information to the folks who come here for the same reasons the seniors do. BTW, I never did figure out what the muffler shop was or is.

A2, apologies, if you deem this as argumentative then I will post it up into the pound and let the fur fly![/QUOTE]Why do we have driver education classes? Why not, just hand someone the keys and let them drive?

Because driving a car takes skills which need to be developed.

Why do you think new people are frequently told, "RTFF and go TOFTT?" Because they need to learn the skills. They also need to establish some credibility. This is for everyone's benefit.

Most people, first time at an AMP, or with a provider, are nervous. It's natural, they've entered unknown territory. If JohnnyWantToTryAMP comes along and gets directed to an AMP where everyone leaves happy, he probably won't have the same experience. He's too green, too nervous, he doesn't know the process. The masseuse who has already gone through half a roll of saran wrap makes him self service, because she knows he doesn't belong. If he doesn't self service, the AMP assumes LEO is trying for a bust and menus get restricted.

You want to find the Muffler shop? Look at the BP and CL ads. Pick an AMP you haven't been to before. Go there. If you are paying attention you will notice whether or not there is a muffler shop next door. If there isn't, get a massage anyway and write a review. After you've done this a few times, you'll find the muffler shop. In the process you might find some place better. At the very least you'll get comfortable with the AMP routine and establish some credibility. Then when you PM someone and ask for directions, you'll probably get them.

Along the way you'll get something you'll never get if someone leads you by the hand every step of the way, a feeling of accomplishment.

When I first came here, looking for guidance I had the same issues. To make it worse, back then there were 2 places called "H", or "suite H. " So I read the forum, going back 2 years. I put together the pieces and figured out where each place was. I read the ads and if I was close to an advertised AMP, I did a drive by.

Then I started going to AMPs. I made some mistakes and had some bad experiences, but I learned. I learned how to read an ad and decide which places were going to offer extras, and which places offered nothing. I learned how to lead the masseuse, so that things went the way I wanted.

Most people don't want to put in the effort. They want point and click, but they don't want to pay for a subscription to rubmaps. They come here and their 5 posts all begin with "Can someone tell me. ".

They're never going to post a review. If they do, it will be something they copied from Penthouse Forum. Why should any of us risk our favorite AMP for someone who will never give back to the forum?

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3390404]Why do we have driver education classes? Why not, just hand someone the keys and let them drive?

Because driving a car takes skills which need to be developed.

Why do you think new people are frequently told, "RTFF and go TOFTT?" Because they need to learn the skills. They also need to establish some credibility. This is for everyone's benefit.

Most people, first time at an AMP, or with a provider, are nervous. It's natural, they've entered unknown territory. If JohnnyWantToTryAMP comes along and gets directed to an AMP where everyone leaves happy, he probably won't have the same experience. He's too green, too nervous, he doesn't know the process. The masseuse who has already gone through half a roll of saran wrap makes him self service, because she knows he doesn't belong. If he doesn't self service, the AMP assumes LEO is trying for a bust and menus get restricted.

You want to find the Muffler shop? Look at the BP and CL ads. Pick an AMP you haven't been to before. Go there. If you are paying attention you will notice whether or not there is a muffler shop next door. If there isn't, get a massage anyway and write a review. After you've done this a few times, you'll find the muffler shop. In the process you might find some place better. At the very least you'll get comfortable with the AMP routine and establish some credibility. Then when you PM someone and ask for directions, you'll probably get them.

Along the way you'll get something you'll never get if someone leads you by the hand every step of the way, a feeling of accomplishment.

When I first came here, looking for guidance I had the same issues. To make it worse, back then there were 2 places called "H", or "suite H. " So I read the forum, going back 2 years. I put together the pieces and figured out where each place was. I read the ads and if I was close to an advertised AMP, I did a drive by.

Then I started going to AMPs. I made some mistakes and had some bad experiences, but I learned. I learned how to read an ad and decide which places were going to offer extras, and which places offered nothing. I learned how to lead the masseuse, so that things went the way I wanted.

Most people don't want to put in the effort. They want point and click, but they don't want to pay for a subscription to rubmaps. They come here and their 5 posts all begin with "Can someone tell me. ".

They're never going to post a review. If they do, it will be something they copied from Penthouse Forum. Why should any of us risk our favorite AMP for someone who will never give back to the forum?[/QUOTE]I love the Thrill of checking out a new AMP to me and see where it goes.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3390404]Why do we have driver education classes? Why not, just hand someone the keys and let them drive?

Because driving a car takes skills which need to be developed.

Why do you think new people are frequently told, "RTFF and go TOFTT?" Because they need to learn the skills. They also need to establish some credibility. This is for everyone's benefit.

Most people, first time at an AMP, or with a provider, are nervous. It's natural, they've entered unknown territory. If JohnnyWantToTryAMP comes along and gets directed to an AMP where everyone leaves happy, he probably won't have the same experience. He's too green, too nervous, he doesn't know the process. The masseuse who has already gone through half a roll of saran wrap makes him self service, because she knows he doesn't belong. If he doesn't self service, the AMP assumes LEO is trying for a bust and menus get restricted.

You want to find the Muffler shop? Look at the BP and CL ads. Pick an AMP you haven't been to before. Go there. If you are paying attention you will notice whether or not there is a muffler shop next door. If there isn't, get a massage anyway and write a review. After you've done this a few times, you'll find the muffler shop. In the process you might find some place better. At the very least you'll get comfortable with the AMP routine and establish some credibility. Then when you PM someone and ask for directions, you'll probably get them.

Along the way you'll get something you'll never get if someone leads you by the hand every step of the way, a feeling of accomplishment.

When I first came here, looking for guidance I had the same issues. To make it worse, back then there were 2 places called "H", or "suite H. " So I read the forum, going back 2 years. I put together the pieces and figured out where each place was. I read the ads and if I was close to an advertised AMP, I did a drive by.

Then I started going to AMPs. I made some mistakes and had some bad experiences, but I learned. I learned how to read an ad and decide which places were going to offer extras, and which places offered nothing. I learned how to lead the masseuse, so that things went the way I wanted.

Most people don't want to put in the effort. They want point and click, but they don't want to pay for a subscription to rubmaps. They come here and their 5 posts all begin with "Can someone tell me. ".

They're never going to post a review. If they do, it will be something they copied from Penthouse Forum. Why should any of us risk our favorite AMP for someone who will never give back to the forum?[/QUOTE]Well said JJ.

I'll give a RELATIVE newbie some guidance in a PM, IF I think they've earned it, and I'll give details to a senior. Hell, I'll occasionally brag In the open, if I'm in particularly generous mood. But I've been a monger for 15 years, so I've spent lots of time and money gathering G2. I don't think it's too much to ask people gather a little bit of their own intel and spend a little of their own money. It's really not that difficult.

And I don't give a rats ass whether LE reads or doesn't read what is written here. I'm sure they already know everything that I do.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3390404]Why do we have driver education classes? Why not, just hand someone the keys and let them drive?

Because driving a car takes skills which need to be developed.

Why do you think new people are frequently told, "RTFF and go TOFTT?" Because they need to learn the skills. They also need to establish some credibility. This is for everyone's benefit.

Most people, first time at an AMP, or with a provider, are nervous. It's natural, they've entered unknown territory. If JohnnyWantToTryAMP comes along and gets directed to an AMP where everyone leaves happy, he probably won't have the same experience. He's too green, too nervous, he doesn't know the process. The masseuse who has already gone through half a roll of saran wrap makes him self service, because she knows he doesn't belong. If he doesn't self service, the AMP assumes LEO is trying for a bust and menus get restricted.

You want to find the Muffler shop? Look at the BP and CL ads. Pick an AMP you haven't been to before. Go there. If you are paying attention you will notice whether or not there is a muffler shop next door. If there isn't, get a massage anyway and write a review. After you've done this a few times, you'll find the muffler shop. In the process you might find some place better. At the very least you'll get comfortable with the AMP routine and establish some credibility. Then when you PM someone and ask for directions, you'll probably get them.

Along the way you'll get something you'll never get if someone leads you by the hand every step of the way, a feeling of accomplishment.

When I first came here, looking for guidance I had the same issues. To make it worse, back then there were 2 places called "H", or "suite H. " So I read the forum, going back 2 years. I put together the pieces and figured out where each place was. I read the ads and if I was close to an advertised AMP, I did a drive by.

Then I started going to AMPs. I made some mistakes and had some bad experiences, but I learned. I learned how to read an ad and decide which places were going to offer extras, and which places offered nothing. I learned how to lead the masseuse, so that things went the way I wanted.

Most people don't want to put in the effort. They want point and click, but they don't want to pay for a subscription to rubmaps. They come here and their 5 posts all begin with "Can someone tell me. ".

They're never going to post a review. If they do, it will be something they copied from Penthouse Forum. Why should any of us risk our favorite AMP for someone who will never give back to the forum?[/QUOTE]I guess I should just go back to my corner, wait 60 seconds for each search so I can RTFF and watch the experts enjoy the hobby. Thanks for the expert advice. Google Hubris. I think you will understand that code!

Geezer.

[QUOTE=GeezerGlide;3390558]I guess I should just go back to my corner, wait 60 seconds for each search so I can RTFF and watch the experts enjoy the hobby. Thanks for the expert advice. Google Hubris. I think you will understand that code!

Geezer.[/QUOTE]I guess the Prickyard needs some business.

[QUOTE=GeezerGlide;3390558]I guess I should just go back to my corner, wait 60 seconds for each search so I can RTFF and watch the experts enjoy the hobby. Thanks for the expert advice. Google Hubris. I think you will understand that code!

Geezer.[/QUOTE]Some people are too fucking lazy. They want everyone to fetch and carry for them instead of getting off their dead ass and doing a little bit of work.

There are over 9,000 posts in the AMP thread. Half of your contributions are complaints about how hard it is to figure out where to go. Toss in a few "please lead me" posts and there really isn't much left.

I've given directions to dozens of local and visiting mongers, offered suggestions and written several posts explaining how to find every cryptic AMP and how to improve your odds. All I've asked is that people give something back to the thread, or if they're from elsewhere that they contribute to their local board. I've even written a few reviews and I've TOFTT on more than one occasion.

Do you know why? Do you have any clue whatsoever? It's so people don't have to hit 6 no extra AMPs, before they finally get a HE.

If the various codes are too hard for you to figure out then they are working, because the purpose is to keep the lazy and the clueless away.

[QUOTE=GeezerGlide;3390558]I guess I should just go back to my corner, wait 60 seconds for each search so I can RTFF and watch the experts enjoy the hobby. Thanks for the expert advice. Google Hubris. I think you will understand that code!

Geezer.[/QUOTE]I looked up Hubris and it has a picture of me with the definition! Oh wait, sorry that's not me, it's a picture of T-Birdy.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3390684]Some people are too fucking lazy. They want everyone to fetch and carry for them instead of getting off their dead ass and doing a little bit of work.

There are over 9,000 posts in the AMP thread. Half of your contributions are complaints about how hard it is to figure out where to go. Toss in a few "please lead me" posts and there really isn't much left.

I've given directions to dozens of local and visiting mongers, offered suggestions and written several posts explaining how to find every cryptic AMP and how to improve your odds. All I've asked is that people give something back to the thread, or if they're from elsewhere that they contribute to their local board. I've even written a few reviews and I've TOFTT on more than one occasion.

Do you know why? Do you have any clue whatsoever? It's so people don't have to hit 6 no extra AMPs, before they finally get a HE.

If the various codes are too hard for you to figure out then they are working, because the purpose is to keep the lazy and the clueless away.[/QUOTE]I thought I hired you to be the editor of my posts and keep me sane on the board. If you keep this up I will have to fire you!

Is a staple of this forum. Like it or not, it's not going away. If you don't like puzzles, riddles or name games then you're not going to enjoy yourselves at all. Expressing your discontent is just adding fuel to the fire guys.

Anything worth having Is worth working for. I've learned alot by just reading other Seniors posts on here. It's ultimately 50/50 that an AMP is going to offer a happy day if you've developed your craft well. If your skill set is lacking there's always the BP thread to get you by. Sure things are not what this forum is about though.

If you don't get what I'm saying, just wait until you post your first awesome review. You'll see your inbox get flooded with new members requesting all the keys to the kingdom.

No, the Code is best even if it makes my head hurt at times.

Just for shit's and giggles I looked at two other review pages, 1st one was Champagne IL, 2nd was Macon Ga. It was totally random that I selected both pages. Read the first dozen posts and only saw actual names of AMP providers, NO flipping codes to be found! Is this a Indy thing?

Report on Luna Foot Spa, my back still hurts from the gorilla hands massage and my balls are blue! .6 for the hour and .2 on the tip. Will not be going back!

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;3390695]I thought I hired you to be the editor of my posts and keep me sane on the board. If you keep this up I will have to fire you![/QUOTE]I thought you hired me for foreign freckle finding.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;3390689]I looked up Hubris and it has a picture of me with the definition! Oh wait, sorry that's not me, it's a picture of T-Birdy.[/QUOTE]What ever happened on the T Bird.

Went to scrubs and had a pleasant surprise. The girl spoke English very well. She is a new girl from Malaysia. 6. 5/10 on looks but 9/10 on service. Her name is Joyce? The massage was really good. It was more thai style than Chinese. These means long deep strokes with hands and forearms as opposed to knuckles and elbows that the Chinese do. Only standard service is available but I left very happy. She takes feedback well. Only the top was allowed to be roamed. Not sure what we are calling this place now but it is one of the shadeland places. Standard rates and fees apply.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3390404]They're never going to post a review. If they do, it will be something they copied from Penthouse Forum. Why should any of us risk our favorite AMP for someone who will never give back to the forum?[/QUOTE]Seriously? You don't have to worry about giving out any info, you post on average once every 3 fucking months. Member since 2009 this useless piece of shit post made your 36th post. 36 divided by 8 is 4. 5, 4. 5 posts a fucking year and you're complaining about guys never posting reviews?

All of your AMP's are safe because you don't really contribute much here. When you're done hoovering up all the info from the board and not giving much back why not lay off the new guys? If we had more guys like you the forum would be closed in two months.

A2.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3390810]I thought you hired me for foreign freckle finding.[/QUOTE]The wrong part of the world for freckles. Please talk to your employer and see if they can move you to Ireland, Scotland or northern Europe where freckles are more abundant. Then I will rehire you.