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Hello all,
Long time reader but a newbie poster. I hit the Asian apartment off River rd. Yesterday. It was the same as it has always been except this time she let me try a little greek. Couldn't believe it. I think all you fellow mongers have laid a bit to much pipe to her, she said she was sore in the other avenue.
SD
[QUOTE=Mr Mister]This all occurred in Lombard; these dummies move around. I thought this forum would get more exposure.
I had the itch yesterday and decided to call a couple from Craigs list. I gave a ring to Brenda, area code (253) and 39 year old Dee Dee, last four 1517.
You can search by name or by digits.
Brenda is just plain ugly. Bad fake teeth. Over 40 (or just road hard and put away wet). I walked in, and after she asked for a birthday envelope I told her that I would not be staying. Totally hot pic, totally nasty chick.
Then there is Dee Dee. Why do these dumb broads smoke in their rooms and bring their turd laying dogs with them? I don't get it. I don't smoke at work. I sure as hell don't bring my dog! Dee Dee says she is 39 years old. She was in her thirties back in the 80's! This "little nasty" is pushing 60.
I hate fake advertising. I hate fake pics. So, I saved some cash and bought myself a great bottle of scotch. Oddly enough, the bottle was exactly what was the box that held it said it was. And it tasted exactly the way it should.
Dumb ******. No wonder they are ugly and broke.[/QUOTE]
NO GOOD!! We all need to make sure to flag these ROB's when we see them. I'm sure that once they start spending that $5 on an ad that's flagged off right away they will go back to the streets and charge the 20 bucks that they need to be getting! I myself tend to flag ads that come up 4 and 5 times in a row as well as ads that the face is obscured, blurred or just plain cropped out.
I can't speak for everyone, but personally I know that all females have a vagina and an anus, so that close up of your crotch is not a strong selling point! If its connected to some butt ugly 350# "BBW" it does me no good. Why would I spend my $$$ on that when I could very well get one that will gladly pay my rent and give me pocket change?? You are flagged!
Stepping off my soap box now, and back to lurking mode. Everyone be safe.
what can I say I'm a goal setter. So far I've managed to scratch off most of my list items except hot east Indian and food service girl but I finally got the stripper off my list. I worked on a few girls at various strip clubs known for offering xtras, I've always been able to get numbers but for some reason it never works out, timing pimp picks up, what ever. But after working on a very attractive early 20's thin and in shape with nice curves and no stretch or needle marks I finally hit the jackpot. She was tan about 5'2 with long wavy hair and a killer ass and hips.
When I called I figured it would be a quick in and out on the clock experience but she actually really wanted to hang out get Chinese food and talk politics, weird but invited. The better the vibe the better the sex right, so after eating and sitting on couch with her on my lap for about an hour I'm starting wonder, hey I called you cause I wanted to bang your hot stripper brains out so, I pull it out myself she gets the hint and we go to work. Total gfe get to do whatever I want, except anal. Not my thing anyway. Total time spent about 5 hours. Total damage 1.5. Hung out for about another hour and drover her home.
Keeping this to myself, but definitely a very service oriented girl. And I thought this kind of hospitality was only overseas.
[QUOTE=Humpty Hump]what can I say I'm a goal setter. So far I've managed to scratch off most of my list items except hot east Indian and food service girl but I finally got the stripper off my list. I worked on a few girls at various strip clubs known for offering xtras, I've always been able to get numbers but for some reason it never works out, timing pimp picks up, what ever. But after working on a very attractive early 20's thin and in shape with nice curves and no stretch or needle marks I finally hit the jackpot. She was tan about 5'2 with long wavy hair and a killer ass and hips.
When I called I figured it would be a quick in and out on the clock experience but she actually really wanted to hang out get Chinese food and talk politics, weird but invited. The better the vibe the better the sex right, so after eating and sitting on couch with her on my lap for about an hour I'm starting wonder, hey I called you cause I wanted to bang your hot stripper brains out so, I pull it out myself she gets the hint and we go to work. Total gfe get to do whatever I want, except anal. Not my thing anyway. Total time spent about 5 hours. Total damage 1.5. Hung out for about another hour and drover her home.
Keeping this to myself, but definitely a very service oriented girl. And I thought this kind of hospitality was only overseas.[/QUOTE]Although they are strippers, they are also people. She must of really liked you to stay so long regardless of taking your money. Showing the girls some respect does go along way. Do not get to involved after all you are paying and she is taking.
I have always felt a stripper is a bigger score then a escort or CL girl.
[QUOTE=Humpty Hump]what can I say I'm a goal setter. So far I've managed to scratch off most of my list items except hot east Indian and food service girl but I finally got the stripper off my list. I worked on a few girls at various strip clubs known for offering xtras, I've always been able to get numbers but for some reason it never works out, timing pimp picks up, what ever. But after working on a very attractive early 20's thin and in shape with nice curves and no stretch or needle marks I finally hit the jackpot. She was tan about 5'2 with long wavy hair and a killer ass and hips.
When I called I figured it would be a quick in and out on the clock experience but she actually really wanted to hang out get Chinese food and talk politics, weird but invited. The better the vibe the better the sex right, so after eating and sitting on couch with her on my lap for about an hour I'm starting wonder, hey I called you cause I wanted to bang your hot stripper brains out so, I pull it out myself she gets the hint and we go to work. Total gfe get to do whatever I want, except anal. Not my thing anyway. Total time spent about 5 hours. Total damage 1.5. Hung out for about another hour and drover her home.
Keeping this to myself, but definitely a very service oriented girl. And I thought this kind of hospitality was only overseas.[/QUOTE]Although they are strippers, they are also people. She must of really liked you to stay so long regardless of taking your money. Showing the girls some respect does go along way. Do not get to involved after all you are paying and she is taking.
I have always felt a stripper is a bigger score then a escort or CL girl.
Honestly, I say this not to brag or rub it in, but to convey that all things are within reach. I've "scored" strippers several times now, but a) all but one were in Las Vegas, where it doesn't seem out of the ordinary and b) all were costly. Not prohibitively costly, but maybe just a half-notch above get-what-you-pay-for costly.
And I just wanted to share that one of them, in Vegas, was one of the most beautiful Indian women I've ever seen. Gorgeous, petite, amazingly soft, dark skin, sexy-as-fuck accent. Yeah, it was $$$$$ plus a $ dinner at the Bellagio, but I can't say I regret it in any way at all. It was a career highlight.
Anyway, I guess what I'm saying is go to Las Vegas.
Also, food service girl? I'm curious what you're looking for there. Just a cute waitress fantasy?
It is easy to score with strippers.
Buy them drugs.
If she is travelling the circuit, she will gladly take you back to her hotel room if you have some coke.
[QUOTE=Nighthawk55]It is easy to score with strippers.
Buy them drugs.
If she is travelling the circuit, she will gladly take you back to her hotel room if you have some coke.[/QUOTE]Yes if you offer them drugs or a thousand dollars you can be a stripper Mac.
Try using only your personality and $ to $$ to get four to five hours of their personal time.
If you can you are doing very well.
I can't be the only monger that has waited in line at the drive thru and thought to myself, I can pay you more than 6. 50 an hour. And the work would a little more fun and less degrading.
Strippers arent that hard, depending on the city, alot of major cities have strip clubs that are pretty much whorehouses but I would just call those whorehouses. There are some on the southside just the same, anyone remember 52nd and Ashland. But I'm still happy with my find. A nice bubble gum popping baby phat wearing thin young Latina.
New and wanted to report two enjoyable visits. Both were off 355 one north one south. South visit was a very well endowed (for asian) girl who actually was somewhat enthusiastic. Apt was a bit plain but enjoyed the ride. Second was north and while not as enthusiastic still worth every cent.
Hey everyone,
This is my first time posting in the Chicago forums, but then again I recently visited the city for the 1st time this past week on business.
I decided to see what Chicago had to offer as far as providers go on Craigslist. I found this AMAZING brunette posting:
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She is 23 and to be honest I was expecting a B&S however when she arrived at my hotel room she was def the girl in the AD. And dressed very classy as to not draw attention to herself.
When she took off her jacket. Wow. I am a boob guy and let me tell you they do not disappoint.
She was so friendly and really calmed my nerves about calling a CL provider. She was smart and sexy and so easy to talk to, everything happened naturally. There was no robotic "so what are we going to do here" moment.
The actual appointment was amazing. You can tell she loves what she does.
PM me for details but I def recommend giving Natasha a call.
Saw Kim yesterday at her incall. It definately her in pics very curvy and has a nice sexual apeitite. She gives a enthusiasic go CBJ but I had better a little to much teeth. I ended it with some doggie she. Overall nice provider I may see again.
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I saw Samantha at her hotel in Schaumburg area. She is a good looking girl who has a nice figure. She is young. She is very hygienic. She is not GFE. She doesn't kiss. She took a baby disinfectant cloth and wiped my goods down before we went to work. She is very pleasant and you will enjoy blowing up while looking into those eyes and beautiful face. Recommended.
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PM me with your experience! I am thinking about going back to her, although I am the type of guy who wants a new girl for each experience. If anyone knows a good experience with a young woman, please PM me!
Thanks.
Has anyone ever seen the pierced punk girl Nikki? Advertises on CL and Backpages. I was wondering how the experience was.
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Someone please tell me she is real !!
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