Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Darkshades;3265850]Dex. Have you been to Thai recently? This is probably the second best area for me, as I am in Caregie a lot (never even realized it was there, even after driving by it for years). I have been reviewing the forum and see some good reviews, but all from MONTHS ago. And it seems like reviews are very time sensitive.

Also, have not seen a review of the other Carnegie place, Wan Mei on Washington Ave. I will probably stop by one or both sometime next week, but if you read my reviews, I never have any luck, so instead of YMMV. It is probably YMWBB (. Will be better).[/QUOTE]Yes, Thai is still fine. They have a bigger stable than some shops, thus the occasional YMMV story, but it's a relatively safe bet. Saw Winnie most recently.

If you want to stay on the NW side of Pit, there is a place on Pine Hollow Rd in McKees I can vouch for. Ad on CL. Have seen CoCo in last couple months.

Hey fellas! I'm in town visiting for work and I'm staying near the convention center. Can anyone please recommend a massage place near me that at least offers HJ ending? Please let me know asap because I leave town on Monday. If ever down in Florida Tampa / St Pete area, I can possibly return the favor. I'm more into the SW scene though. Thanks in advance and stay safe fellas!

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A visiting senior asks for a hookup and you feed him bogus info then call him a cop?

Time to take out the trash.

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I was at Golden hands south on 19 the other day. I got a great massage and that was it. Can you get extras there or not?

[QUOTE=Mhunter7;3279009]I was at Golden hands south on 19 the other day. I got a great massage and that was it. Can you get extras there or not?[/QUOTE]It's my go to spot when I need a massage and nothing else.

There hasn't been a hint of any extras in the years that I've been going there.

You're better off going to Angel or Thai if you are in the area.

Well, swung by here to try something closer than warren. And got what people get for being lazy. Disappointed. Agreed to hour, and done & out in 35. Unimpressive masseuse (cherry), not impressed with the sheets for doors and out standard without even getting standard. So no, won't bother with a return trip. Bah.

[QUOTE=ScratchDent;3280708]Well, swung by here to try something closer than warren. And got what people get for being lazy. Disappointed. Agreed to hour, and done & out in 35. Unimpressive masseuse (cherry), not impressed with the sheets for doors and out standard without even getting standard. So no, won't bother with a return trip. Bah.[/QUOTE]Wow, was going to pay about my experience with Cherry earlier, but lost muy password. I had a way different experience. It was more expensive than I was planning but rather enjoyable visit.

Sky has been hit or miss for years. I have gone and got skunked multiple times with both great looking providers and ugly ones. I have gone and had many great FS dates and have gone a couple times and told HJ ending only. I think it has to do with the provider at the time or mamasan at the time as its different every time. Just when I vow I'm not going back because I got jipped on my last 2 visits I try one more time and have a great visit then a couple more great visits and I get skunked again. Kyoto was definitely more consistant but a long drive. Sky was actually my first AMP experience and I went 3 times in a row got skunked all 3 times but the girl was super hot wearing almost nothing so kept trying on my 4th trip different girl working I walked in and got the royal treatment.

[QUOTE=ScratchDent;3280708]Well, swung by here to try something closer than warren. And got what people get for being lazy. Disappointed. Agreed to hour, and done & out in 35. Unimpressive masseuse (cherry), not impressed with the sheets for doors and out standard without even getting standard. So no, won't bother with a return trip. Bah.[/QUOTE]

Ok, so this might sound weird. And feel free to respond using PM, but one thing that's always had me curious.

I have read a lot of reviews, submitted quite a few on my own. One thing that I often read in others review is how some providers are "accommodating", some are not. Some take commands well, or fulfill requests, etc. Like. What are we asking these ladies to do? Are we talking after the flip, or are you chatting it up, trying to get them to undress before the flip, before the start? When exploring or roaming, are you exploring while your face is still down in the hole, roaming around her legs and ass, or what? While she's at the front of the table, or on the slide? Constantly chasing her? Haha.

Maybe I'm doing it wrong But any conversation about options for me usually is limited to a very quick exchange, sometimes even just gestures, after the flip. Maybe I'm being too nice or passive. ?

Start here first: Lay down, face down, no cover, let her start your massage, within 5 minutes you should have a good idea what to expect from her in the way she touches you. Let your hands hang over the top of the table, this way you can go to the side, top, to touch her. Start off slow don't "rip" at her, touch her leg, gently, up, down, when she is on the side. (this will be a "sign" you want more,) and break the ice. When she moves to the top of the table, you can with both hands, hold her legs, ass, pull in (Little) some may get on the table with you, some may stay on the floor, pull her in a little, she will know you are looking for more body contact! Don't be afraid, if she gets on the table you may even get a "little kitty" massage (fav. On Carson st. For this) on the top of your head, pull her down slowly! Just keep touching, easy (up, down legs, ass, inner leg,) get the idea?(slowly) very slowly, you need to get her comfortable with you first. I think that's good for now, try it, let me know. Drk.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;3283665]Start here first: Lay down, face down, no cover, let her start your massage, within 5 minutes you should have a good idea what to expect from her in the way she touches you. Let your hands hang over the top of the table, this way you can go to the side, top, to touch her. Start off slow don't "rip" at her, touch her leg, gently, up, down, when she is on the side. (this will be a "sign" you want more,) and break the ice. When she moves to the top of the table, you can with both hands, hold her legs, ass, pull in (Little) some may get on the table with you, some may stay on the floor, pull her in a little, she will know you are looking for more body contact! Don't be afraid, if she gets on the table you may even get a "little kitty" massage (fav. On Carson st. For this) on the top of your head, pull her down slowly! Just keep touching, easy (up, down legs, ass, inner leg,) get the idea?(slowly) very slowly, you need to get her comfortable with you first. I think that's good for now, try it, let me know. Drk.[/QUOTE]Can you write a little slower here, I'm trying to take notes, LOL.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;3283665]Start here first: Lay down, face down, no cover, let her start your massage, within 5 minutes you should have a good idea what to expect from her in the way she touches you. Let your hands hang over the top of the table, this way you can go to the side, top, to touch her. Start off slow don't "rip" at her, touch her leg, gently, up, down, when she is on the side. (this will be a "sign" you want more,) and break the ice. When she moves to the top of the table, you can with both hands, hold her legs, ass, pull in (Little) some may get on the table with you, some may stay on the floor, pull her in a little, she will know you are looking for more body contact! Don't be afraid, if she gets on the table you may even get a "little kitty" massage (fav. On Carson st. For this) on the top of your head, pull her down slowly! Just keep touching, easy (up, down legs, ass, inner leg,) get the idea?(slowly) very slowly, you need to get her comfortable with you first. I think that's good for now, try it, let me know. Drk.[/QUOTE]You are the man.

[QUOTE=Rbw88;3283253]Sky has been hit or miss for years. I have gone and got skunked multiple times with both great looking providers and ugly ones. I have gone and had many great FS dates and have gone a couple times and told HJ ending only. I think it has to do with the provider at the time or mamasan at the time as its different every time. Just when I vow I'm not going back because I got jipped on my last 2 visits I try one more time and have a great visit then a couple more great visits and I get skunked again. Kyoto was definitely more consistant but a long drive. Sky was actually my first AMP experience and I went 3 times in a row got skunked all 3 times but the girl was super hot wearing almost nothing so kept trying on my 4th trip different girl working I walked in and got the royal treatment.[/QUOTE]That is a true AMP. Not one of these new Chinese massage places. If you can't get action there, you need to become a priest. I have been there 3 times and each time, got everything, plus a diet pepsi for the road.

Ok here we go, well by now she has been looking, staring at your parts, (Jr, balls) for a good part of the back massage, she is most likely a little interested, turned on, even wet, by now, most AMPs are a little older, haven't had sex in a long time, so what you have to do is go slow, warm them up (close the deal) with her. Most AMPs aren't going to take off their cloths,(fuck me, suck you, eat me, right out of the gate), that is only in Porn, so remember that, even a" AMP PRO" is going to wait to deal! After the flip, Go back to the rubbing, her back, ass get under her top,(if you can) keep rubbing, ass, legs, move into the inners, as she rubs your chest, keep your arms off to the side of the table, so you can do this easy, pull her in a little towards you. If she is at the top of the table you can pull her in a little with both hands on her ass, give a "titty kiss". After a few min. Of this, you can tell what is in store,(jr is most likely standing tall!) I will then offer for me to massage her, (have never had 1 say no to this) get them on the table, this will make the playing field even for you, rub their backs, you can get their tops off easy with this little trick, then, work your way down the back to their ass, tell them, you don't want to get oil on them (panties) take them off! If she won't take them off, good, oil the fuck out of them, (ass crack, kitty,) I think oiled panties is very sexy, hot! This works for me 95 % of the time, if it works you can then give her legs, ass, a great rub, inner also, maybe kitty, by now you should have a few" Questions answered" on what going to happen next, remember she is as afraid of you as you are of her. (LEO) go easy, slow, you aren't going to achieve this in a 1 hour massage, only down side. This game has so many, bumps, turns in the road, you just never know what will work, what won't, this has worked really well for me? Drk.