Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MIA0813;1650424]I had a horrible experience 30 min for. 4 plus. 4 for tip. The Girls were Unattractive & massage was ok. Will not repeat.[/QUOTE]I have heard that you'll get better service with 60 minutes than 30 minutes. I asked one girl to help realign my compass needle to point north, and she told me "not for a 30 minute session."

Of course, the time you pay for won't make the girls any cuter or their personalities any better. Thanks for posting. These are the kinds of reviews that helps us all learn from each other, and avoid wasting precious ma$$age dollars. I also think that a few girls and spa owners read (or at least hear about) these posts, and it motivates them to give better service, and to understand how it reduces their bottom line when they don't. Just an opinion...

[QUOTE=Normal Guy; 1653014]I have heard that you'll get better service with 60 minutes than 30 minutes. I asked one girl to help realign my compass needle to point north, and she told me "not for a 30 minute session."

Of course, the time you pay for won't make the girls any cuter or their personalities any better. Thanks for posting. These are the kinds of reviews that helps us all learn from each other, and avoid wasting precious ma$$age dollars. I also think that a few girls and spa owners read (or at least hear about) these posts, and it motivates them to give better service, and to understand how it reduces their bottom line when they don't. Just an opinion.[/QUOTE]So far the best AMP I've been to is the one in Doral Palmetto & 25 st. The massage is excellent, and the girl I had was attractive. .4 for 30 min massage plus. 4 tip for HJ.

So I decided to try this place out in the Gables. I printed out the coupon that I found in the image gallery and headed out. I got there about an hour before they closed and the girl seemed a little annoyed at this. Whatever, she let's me in and says that she can only do a 30 minute session. I told her I would tip her well so she gave me the hour. The girl was very nice, petite. 30 something. She didn't use oil for some reason, it was a dry massage. It was good but I would have liked it better with oil. Maybe it was because she was rushing it. We finish the session and she asks me to get dressed and I asked her if she did anything "extra." She looks to the door and tells me "I can't, I get fired."

I tell her that it's okay, it'll be fast and I'll tip her. She reluctantly agrees and gives me a decent albeit rushed HJ. Normally I would not recommend this place but I think if I had been there earlier and not have been rushed it would've been a better experience. I'm going to try it again sometime in the future for a follow up.

Eden Spa, formerly Cathy's Spa, is under new mgmt. Cici is my favorite there. Prices are the same, although I think the BP discount coupon is not online anymore.

N.

[QUOTE=Normal Guy; 1649437]The question about this place made me curious to check it out again. I was on my way home from Broward, and checked it out again. For sure, the place at 70th Street and 2nd Ave is the same place I went to last time. I got an older lady, and got a nice massage, but no extras. I tried, tried, tried, even begged. But nothing. She put a squirt of oil in my hand and said "you do it." I hate when they say that.

I was giving them the benefit of the doubt, and giving them a second try. Maybe if you go again and again and become a regular, you can get better mileage, but for me I will never, ever go back unless I read favorable posts about them from trusted members here.

N.[/QUOTE]With all of the bad reviews from Norm you would think you'd learn your lesson but no. I went there a few weeks ago and it's the same story. I was pitching a tent and I was trying to persuade her for a HE but like Norm said she insists that you touch yourself. She did caress the boys while I finished myself off.

She got really angry when I didn't offer a tip. Have her a dime just to shut her up.

Awful experience.

[QUOTE=Jamba305; 1664694]With all of the bad reviews from Norm you would think you'd learn your lesson but no. I went there a few weeks ago and it's the same story. I was pitching a tent and I was trying to persuade her for a HE but like Norm said she insists that you touch yourself. She did caress the boys while I finished myself off.

She got really angry when I didn't offer a tip. Have her a dime just to shut her up.

Awful experience.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the intel, Jamba. Well, at least I know it wasn't me, or my breath, or something personal.

[QUOTE=Normal Guy;1644013]"Extra massage, extra money. Regular massage, regular money. No extra massage means no extra[/QUOTE]When this happens I usually also indicate that I won't return, and that I won't recommend the place to my friends. If the place is an AMP and they don't deliver the goods implied, and I know put out the right signals and didn't say anything dumb, I feel ripped off, not just disappointed. I will usually tip exactly 10% of the house fee. This lets them know that a bigger tip would have been forthcoming.

So I was browsing BP on my day off and stumbled a newish AMP figured I'd try the place out I mean the advertise. 69 plus a table shower for free who could beat that. Hopped into the car made it to the local and was greeted by Kandy or Candy I didn't ask to verify spelling. She asked if I had called for appt someone had called for a 4:30 apparently it was 5pm. Either way I payed the hour massage fee and was walked into one of the nicest massage rooms I've been in. She left me to get massage ready so I did. The massage was great she did get a phonecall while mid session and apparently the caller said something she didn't like and was hungup on. At about the 45min mark we get into conversation and I ask about a flip and extras she said no extras but HJ. 40, figured I'd go for it first AMP so got to get that off the bucket list and damn was I glad I did after some correction it was more than worth it. Will revisit Kandy also advised me its only 2 girls working there have yet to see the second but Kandy was cute

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Being based in NW Miami-Dade, I have compiled a list of Spas I intend to check out as time becomes available. Some have been reviewed here, and that's helpful.

IN HOLLYWOOD

AMP-near Martigras Casino.

Jade Massage.

1637 S 21th ave hollywood.

$59 for a hour. 9:00am- 11:00pm.

In trackside plaza across from MARDI GRAS CASINO.

954-342-9492.

Meme's Oriental Massage.

AMP-4516 HOLLYWOOD BLVD.

West Hollywood.

4516 HOLLYWOOD BLVD.

10:00AM- 11:30PM EVERYDAY.

954-534-7695 $49 / Hour.

-till midnight.

AMP-

Grand Opening-no name yet.

4622 Hollywood Blvd Hollywood.

10am to 12pm.

954-842-4991.

AMP-8387 Pines.

Eden Spa.

(954) 431-2888.

8387 Pines Blvd.

Pembroke Pines, FL 33024.

10am 10pm.

-1am.

Hollywood Spa-Just east of I-95.

2814 Hollywood Blvd,

Hollywood, FL. 33020.

9am-1am.

Across from The Office Depot Plaza.

Same Side As The Shell Gas Station.

754-400-7595.

-till mid-night.

VIP Spa pemb-441.

5936 Pembroke Road.

Hollywood FL 33023.

(754) 263-2175.

Oriental Golden Spa.

2832 Stirling Road. Siut "J"- Hollywood.

Purple awning.

10-midnight.

654-927-4777.

1 block west of I-95.

TROPICAL SPA-AMP-1 am.

2921 STIRLING Road, HOLLYWOOD, FL 33312

2 Miles West of I-95 / Walgreens Plaza.

954-983-5988.

10am to 1:00am.

IN HALLANDALE

-2AM.

AMP-644 W Hallandale-Just east of I-95.

Jasmine Oriental Massage.

644 w hallandale beach blvd,

Hallandale, fl 33009 (Faith Plaza)

Daily 10am-2am.

(754) 263-2175.

-2AM.

Memex oriental massage.

2500 E HALLANDALE BEACH BLVD, SUITE S.

HALLANDALE, FL. 33009 (NEXT TO NANDO RESTAURANT AND PADRINO'S RESTAURANT)

954-456-4031 10AM TO 2:00AM

Shun-Shun Spa-AMP.

401A E. Hallandale Beach Blvd, Hallandale, FL 33009.

1 block west of federal Hiway.

10am to 11pm.

954-251-3705.

-2am.

Healing Massage Therapy.

1105 E Hallandale Beach Blvd

Hallandale Beach 33009.

954-455-0888 next to Perfume Outlet.

10am-2 am.

IN NMB

Oriental Massage & Spa- 10:30 PM.

10 AM to 10:30 PM.

1991 NE 163rd St, North Miami Beach, FL

(305) 957-8982.

ON BISCAYNE

LING / A-Lin ASIAN MASSAGE

12563 Biscayne Blvd, North Miami, FL 33181.

305-892-7833

7 days • 10am-11pm.

Mandarin Massage-11:00pm.

16119 Biscayne Blvd (Northbound, just south of 163rd Street)

North Miami Beach, FL 33160.

10:00am to 11:00pm.

(305) 917-0191.

ON IVES DAIRY Road.

Martinez Alba L.

7 DAYS A WEEK 10 TO 10.

BIKINI SESSION! For only $ 39. 99 Full hour call now (305) 655-1331.

190 NE 199 ST

Ives Dairy Road & NE 2nd Ave.

AMP. New Oriental Spa.

1001 Ives Dairy Road, Suite 204.

Miami, FL 33179

In the office park building one

$49. 99/1 hour 2 hands massage with free body shampoo.

954-297-9508

IN Hialeah

Best Massage.

360 W 49th St, Hialeah FL 33012.

7 Days: 9:30AM. 11:00PM

305 849 5085.

South side of 103/49 street just before

Red Road-duplex house.

Ocean Asian Massage.

3798 W 16 ave, Hialeah.

305-231-3456.

9am to 10pm.

Formerly JBC spa.

IN South Miami

AMP.

5805 SW 8TH ST. MIAMI. 33144

9:30am-12:30.

305-266-4388

AMP.

7159 SW 8th ST.

Miami, FL 33144.

305-266-1157 $49 / Hr

7 days a week 9:00 am to midnight.

Inside strip mall.

NEW ASIAN MASSAGE- 2AM.

4630 NW 7th ST. Miami, FL 33126.

10am-2am 7 days a week

305-392-0136

69 / hr YELLOW BUILDING, BIG SIGN.

ON Normandy Drive

AMP.

1106 Normandy Dr Miami Beach Fl 33141

305 397 8727

7 days a week 10 am to midnight

At Rue versailles, next to laundry-mat

[QUOTE=Spectator;1677513]When this happens I usually also indicate that I won't return, and that I won't recommend the place to my friends. If the place is an AMP and they don't deliver the goods implied, and I know put out the right signals and didn't say anything dumb, I feel ripped off, not just disappointed. I will usually tip exactly 10% of the house fee. This lets them know that a bigger tip would have been forthcoming.[/QUOTE]Good strategy. Thanks. I will try it, although I hope not to have to. :)

I went to Golden, upon the recommendation of another member. I asked for Choice #1."She is in New York." I asked for Choice #2."She is not here." So, I went with the girl who greeted me. She was a very cute Japanese girl, early-20s, very thin and dressed sexy. Named Sue. $60 house.

Super sweet personality. A little roaming, although not much, and nothing above the equator. Very affectionate, like a girlfriend experience but a shy girlfriend on the first date, not the full deal. Ended happily ever after with some honeymoon style cuddling. I would repeat, although NOTHING else was offered other than HE.

I think she told the other, more senior girl, that I asked for a fuller experience, and the other girl heavily told me that she would do my massage next time, with a strong sales pitch."I give you VERY good massage." (It reminded me of the famous scene in Full Metal Jacket. "Me Love You Long Time."

I love this scene: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwIEUflY6YI[/url]

Golden Spa is located on Ives Dairy, west of 95 in a little office complex just above an LMP named Three Diamonds. If you ever want "Surf & Turf" (ie AMP and LMP) in the same night, this place is the perfect combo.

Norm

Not Dade, but Broward. But worth the drive.

On 441 northbound, just between Taft and Johnson. There is a little pink house. The place looks like a dump on the outside, but inside is nice.

The Traditional $69 house fee (why do we never get the $1 change?) and I was greeted by a very cute girl named Ivy. Super nice body, petite, soft silky hair (although I assume her Dad did not have a dental plan when she was growing up).

Ivy gave me one of the best AMP sessions I have had in a long time. (details for seniors I know and trust)

I will, for sure, return.

Ivy's Table Shower alone was worth the fee. They also have a wooden "steam box" with a hole for your head, in case you are into that.

Vicky Spa.

1405 NE State Road 7 (441) northbound side. If you blink, you miss it.

Hollywood, FL.

954. 744. 4706.

Norm

Any info on her? Thanks

Norm

[QUOTE=Normal Guy;1681896]If you ever want "Surf & Turf" (ie AMP and LMP) in the same night, this place is the perfect combo.[/QUOTE]I just spit my coffee all over the keyboard! LOL.

Surf & Turf, huh, Norm! Thanks for the Sunday morning laugh.

[QUOTE=Drew Park; 1681909]I just spit my coffee all over the keyboard! LOL.

Surf & Turf, huh, Norm! Thanks for the Sunday morning laugh.[/QUOTE]Thanks, Drew. The first time I ever went to Golden, I did so after reading about it here. But on my way down the stairs I noticed a place with NO sign in the window, but jsut a biz card taped to the glass."Three Diamonds. Beautiful Latin Girls" or something like that. Now, I had just "spent" in both senses of the word at Golden, so I told myself I will just peak inside, like ask what time they close, etc. But there was a girl who enticed me, and it was a reminder that age is just a number (and so is a sperm-count).

Three Diamonds has since added a sign, so the mystique is gone.