General Reports

The occasional Sunday is the only time I get out on the road anymore, and the last few times I've been through I've seen nothing, or nothing worth seeing anyway. Last Sunday I was particularly needy, so I got a room and vowed to keep at it til I got what I wanted.

I was encouraged when I saw several girls on my first pass in the early evening, scattered all the way from dd to the x. I decided that I could afford to be choosy, since normally 2-3 passes for me in that time zone produce either nothing at all, or just a couple of bottom feeders. I saw a hard looking short haired blonde, 5'5 or so, stocky body, big tits. I saw a slim, cute girl with shoulder length brown hair that I would have stopped for but couldn't do so smoothly, and by the time I got back she was gone. I saw several skanks. I also saw an older (45+?) blonde with gray/white at the temples, long hair pulled back, average face, ankle tat, with a pretty good looking body in green off-shoulder top and snug pants. At first I thought she was a civvie, but after I saw her make the loop multiple times, my spidey-sense went off. I just couldn't catch up to her. Anybody know her from this description, and if so, is she worth the attention?

Anyway, as I was making a turn to go back and pursue her, "nancy" came out of the shadows across the street from the bank, and i thought she looked pretty good, so I decided to take the bird in the hand. puerto rican, dark kinky med. long hair, ok body, just a little thick. turns out the tits are almost non-existant, but nice nipples, extremely smooth and nice skin, and a big soft ass. she was very un-enthusiastic once we got to the room, so I had to keep myself amused, which i did :-) One thing I'll say for her, she was clean as a whistle, must have been just out of the shower, and she smelled GOOD.

I always have a bunch of change lying around on the floor of my vehicle, so she made a big show of "dropping her earring" so she could scoop it all up. She looked so cute robbing me that I let her get away with it :-) I had given her 2 jacksons, and though the bj was lousy, I did fuck her in several different positions for almost a half hour and then blew a big sticky load all over her ass, so i figured she earned the extra 2-3 bucks :-)

after she cleaned up she was lying there resting and i was rubbing her hair and shoulders, and she asked me if i partied. she wanted me to take her somewhere so she could pick up her stuff and then come back to my room to party with me. she said that she really felt comfortable with me and that she was sorry she was uptight, but she really loved to fuck when she was high. i seem to remember another monger posting about this not too long ago, and i wonder if it's the same girl, and if i made a mistake by refusing?

I think I got that slimfast Clarence was talking about. Her name is Shannon. Very thin, small B cups. New, so I couldn't resist. I took her to a special place where I got a nice one for .2 (coffee was .3, but I only had .2) Nice hand coordination. There weren't any swallows but there was a spit. She has a crazy life story (who doesn't out there?).
Next time I'll go for the full meal. She has her own umbrellas, but I prefer to bring my own.



It's hot out there...

It sure is hot out there. I got a little scolding from my uncle last night. You know what I mean...

One less SW tonight, I would guess...

[QUOTE=Ruff Rider]Crawler, not sure how much experience you have with CRs in the MG chain so excuse me if I go over too many basics. As with any providers, its always YMMV. I always take a test drive with any prosepective CR (dancer, shot girl, etc) in the table dance room first. For 20-40 you get to explore possibilities, and negotiate price and activities. NEVER go into a CR without commitment from the girl telling you what is OK and what is not, and how much. I never act like a lawyer with the girls, but I don't ever take the chance on a line like "oh you'll have fun". ALWAYS use cash, if you're a credit card customer, save your money all leverage for the girl to deliver is gone with a credit card.

The CR weekdays at Anthony's can be OK. A shot girl seems a little iffy, cuz she has decided to save herself from the horrors of dancing. I find I can usually grope shot girls and do body shots for lots less money, and end up better off than if you beg and plead for them to do CRs or TDs. At the MG i've fondled shot girl breasts, vag (in all variations, inside clothes, outside clothes, no panties, :-)), asses, etc. I say that 2 in 10 hot shot girls will put out a little. Remember these shot girls are looking to impress owners and "one up" the other shot girls. So believe it or not, them selling a bunch of shots and getting a nice tip is usually better for them than doing a CR.

In short extras can happen there. The best situation is to get a girl new to dancing, new to clubs in this area, etc. Lots of girls start at the smaller clubs to get to the MG, while some never want to get to the MG cuz of all the bs and pressure from guys like me. :-) Good luck!!![/QUOTE]Hi Ruff Rider,

Thanks for the info. Sounds like we're kindred perv spirits!

I don't have much experience with CRs in the MG line. What is MG? Is that Mardi-Gras in Springfield?

Wow, you've gotten all that contact from shooter girls? I didn't see that going on at Anthony's. Sounds good to me.

Okay, I recall reading a report a few years back and thinking "I would never do that." But then again, I am SURE many of you have read of some of the pretty dumb things I have done (remember my little venture into the crack house, perhaps?).

Well, I was in a club when I was approached by one of the most beautiful strippers I have yet to gaze on (and I have gazed on many many). This girl was different for a lot of reasons. A true beauty in the drop-dead gorgeous, classic, could-be a covergirl or an actress or cause the launching of 1000 ships... you get the idea.

This girl gets very touchy at the bar. Even unzips my fly and open mouth kisses me right at the bar. The place is pretty crowded too. She turns me on like nothing I can describe making out with me like we are prom dates on the beach (despite the fact that as I write this the very idea of public making out with a stripper at the bar kinda creeps me out). It did not at the time, however. Made me as hard as a pile-driver! She even goes so far as to buy me a drink (Grey Goose and Red Bull on the rocks). She asks me if I want a PD and I tell her I want to get to know her a little better. We chat for a little bit and then she tells me she has to go "off the the ladies room." She goes. And she is gone a long time (maybe twenty minutes). I figured she cut me loose as a mark, but I do occasionally croon ever-so-subtlely to see who she hooked up with next. This is occurring, all the while, while another girl has plopped next me and started a conversation. I am carrying it on, in skillful Garthy fashion, even though I am barely paying attention to anything she says, my radar continually scanning for this girl. I get another LD offer. I again refuse (with the same response, but certainly not for the same reason). Then, my lovely princess returns. We chat more and I take her up on her PD offer.

The dance is GREAT! Her hands in my pants while she DFKs me. Then she goes down on me BBJ sucking like crazy! She then tittie fucks my now out in the open cock, as if to hide it from public view. As she is doing this, the other girl comes into the area with her new found mark. She puts him in an opposite corner (even turning his chair around) and comes back over (that guy must have felt dissed big time-- I would have). The two of them do a DFK and my girl offers her friend a quick suck of the cock wedged between her tits. She does a quick licka little suck, and then kisses my girl and goes back into the other corner with her mark. Odd, scary, dangerous, and sexy as hell.

After 2 PDs and bringing me skillfully to the brink with her mouth and tits and ass cheeks, she tells me we should go to the CR together. I, clearing my head a little, ask up front what will happen there. She spells out half and half and whatever else I desire. I raise my eyebrows and ask about management. She tells me she "guarrantees safisfaction or my money back."

Okay, I am hooked (pun intended)...

I do the deed and fork out the cash. In the LD area she continues the fine service, including sucking my balls and nipples (through my half-unbuttoned shirt). She then has me eat her out. I do it (I know, I know...) and she tastes and looks GREAT. Then she rides me with my cock between her cheeks, RCG style as I play with her clit and tits. Then the bad thing happens-- she is gettting seriously wet (her nipples hard as stone) and she takes my unprotected cock and puts it inside her. She fucks me like crazy in RCG and then turns around, with me STILL INSIDE HER and starts DFK me, kissing my ears and neck as I bareback fuck her. AM I INSANE?!?

I realize the faux-paz, after a little too long, I might add, and pull myself out. She tries to stuff me back in and I tell her "no." Then she gets a little scared and asks me "you don't have anything do you? Oh god please tell me no!" It brought the moment to a thundering halt. I kiss her and tell her no. "I just think protection is always a good idea." It takes a little soft reassurance to get the mood back into swing. But we get rolling again. She feels my softening cock and moves her body snake-like between my knees. "Can I still do this?" she asks as she resumes the sucking / tit-fucking move.. What can I say, I guess I have flexible standards? She goes back into position and has me rubbing my cock on the outside of her soaking wet pussy (and this too is making me a little nervous as I am all but inside her again). It is enough to make me blow...

She sees that I am trying to restrain myself and tells me "it is okay to cum." (I really am not thrilled by the idea of blowing a load uncovered in the CR -- if, for nothing else that it means 1000 other guys' jizz must be all over the place...). But I do and wholly shit do I blow a load. All over her pussy, ass, thighs, hands and myself! She grabs my cock brings her mouth to it and jerks the remainder all over her mouth and tits. "Oh my God you cum a lot!" She tells me, "I like that!" Smiling with my cum on her chin.

She wipes what she can off of herself and me with all the towlets in her bag. She then sits back on my lap and starts DFK me. "I really like you ----," she says. I play with her tits and rub her back as she kisses me. She settles down for a few minutes and then she runs her hands over her pussy and thighs and tells me, "man do I have to clean up!" "Wait her." And off she goes again. I look at the clock-- 5 minutes left. I also look at my pants and shirt and they are absolutely soaked with a combination of my cum and hers! I also notice that what they say about cum glowing under black light is 100% true. Guess CSI isn't all bullshit!

Great... Now I am worried the bouncer will come in in 3 minutes and see me glowing all over. I stuff as much of the cum stained shirt as I can into the cum-stained pants and then I cross my legs in a very non-conspicuous way... No bouncer. 5 minutes over, then 10 (should I just leave? Maybe I am drying? What the fuck should I do?) But my girl returns, all clean (and in a brand new outfit, no less). She kisses me again and asks for a tip-- I, mesmerized by her, give her one! She looks at it like it is not enough and then gives me a dollar bill with her number written on it ("I did not want to write it on a napkin" she tell me). I tell her that it would be a pretty lousy tip for me otherwise.

I then B-lined it for the bathroom and spend far too much time with the hand dryer. It did not make enough of a difference. I wished I had a (better) spare set of clothing in my car... What a fucking mess I was!

I also can't believe I did BB, let alone in a club... And paid plenty for it too! That girl had a mind altering face, body and pussy... I'll say that.

What a fool am I...

I know the feeling. Done it in the past with Asain Bar Girls in Philippines, 1st thing wash it many times and then take a piss right off. Its about the only thing you can do. Now Clap takes a few days before your D_ick burns as you piss. Other than that you no the deal. Reminds me of my new girlfriend 3 weekends ago when we met, Hot Blonde Girly Girl from Brookyn I have been seeing, No condom all weekend and I never had so much hot wild sex with bondage she gave it to me 7 times in two days 3 weekends ago, So she is So F_ckin Hot that I did not care and took the chance, But hey I am 50 and she is 34 model quality and man I haven't had it that good in years. But its great and would not change a thing. Ya we do stupid things, and yes a bar or everyday street girl would make me more nervous, Hopefully you washed it and pissed after. Hopefully it will be a good memory. I got the clap while in Manila and it was not funny! Hey were are the street reports and any new good looking street girls?

GARTHY,

WTF, you gonna tell us what club or we gonna have to drive all over Mass to find out?

Holy crap Garthy - I needed to change my pants after that report. Crazy but I loved it vicariously.

Yes the MG is the Mardi Gras. I've had too many experiences to count at the MG in the last 5 years. Letting me have access to the CR was like putting a kid in a candy store. A few minutes alone with inexperienced girls and a few bucks (well, more than a few bucks) and let the DNA fly...although there have been plenty of creampies and BBBJCIMWS :-). PM me with any specific questions, or go back and read my posts from 05 06 in Springfield.

Garthy,

You should write for friggin Hustler man. Where the hell is that strip club!
I too screwed up several times in my younger days by having BBFS with some bad girls. was lucky though worst thing I ever got was the crabs and that was from a so called regular girl i was dating at the time. Good advise is to wash the johnson with rubbing alchohol and piss as soon as you can afterwards.

[QUOTE=OliverTwist]Good advise is to wash the johnson with rubbing alchohol and piss as soon as you can afterwards.[/QUOTE]

I'll many times use hand sanitizer (i.e. Purell or similar) on Johnson and the lads right after playtime. It can sting a little, but not bad. I figure maybe it'll kill anything before it has a chance to set up camp and cause real problems...

Although I understand the thinking behind the penis-cleansing techniques, I somehow doubt that any of them are helpful for contact with a tainted snatch...

BTW, a lot of cars pulled over yesterday and today on the strip.

Be careful.

I have had some professional experiences with communicable diseases, though I am not a doctor. It is my belief that a good wipedown with an antimicrobial wipe (sanidex, baywipes toa leser extent) is good for killing most infectious agents that have been on the skin for a short time. If skin is broken, it becomes more complicated- but using an antimicrobial agent on the skin can be effective. Urinating after intercourse is also recommended.

In addition, I will take an oral antibiotic ASAP following any sexual contact for preventative purposes.

You can scrub your tallywhacker with a brillo pad after the deed is done, but if infectious bacteria or viral agents have already entered your bloodstream, it ain't gonna help.

If you are drenched with her body fluids afterwards, then of course you should wash off, but "antibacterial agents" make little difference, soap and water do the trick just fine. The object is not necessarily to kill all the little buggies, but just to get them OFF you.

Urinating after intercourse IS often recommended. To WOMEN, to prevent bladder infections. However, there is no proof that it works (see link below).

Using wipes after intercourse is a fine idea if you are in the car and nowhere near a sink or shower.

Taking oral antibiotics without a specific prescription is a terrible idea. I could give you 50 links for this one, but why not just google "misuse of oral antibiotics" to get an idea of the problems you might cause yourself.

[url]http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/01/27/the_odd_body_urinating_sex/[/url]

Suti, you must have a trailer truck full of anti-biotics if you are taking them after each conquest! LOL